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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by femi4: 5:43pm On Oct 31, 2017
Limit kwa.....like if you ve been taking 10, reduce it to 5.

By the time you reduce the intake, it will no longer obey Hooke's law

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by lilmax(m): 5:44pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
seems this one doesn't know anything about her own vjay grin

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 5:44pm On Oct 31, 2017
jy2kbeyond:



You are so wrong and perhaps naive. Don't you know that muscles do build up and get large. Please check the transformation of body builders. Even muscle can start reacting to one week intensified sex. Once he don wide, even alum can't do the magic.
You're comparing the vagina to body buding loool?

Do yourself a favour
https://www.allthingsvagina.com/the-truth-about-vaginal-tightness-and-looseness/
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Livefreeordieha(m): 5:45pm On Oct 31, 2017
Makapedia:
@VIVIANGIST

“Limit the dick intakes. Pity your future husband. Don’t turn that small town to an express road” - Nigerian Lady



Via : http://www.viviangist.ng/limit-the-dick-intakes-pity-your-future-husband-dont-turn-that-small-town-to-an-express-road-nigerian-lady/

Cc; lalasticlala
well said..U yaf tried...But remember to call saraki to enact the law that will rationalize sex..

Don't panic...A committee will be set up and they will be ontop of the matter �����
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by bukas15(m): 5:45pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
sharrap dia. Wen an elastic material is constantly stretched,its elasticity is gradually lust.from experience,tomuch sex causes d veejay to be a bit expanded

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by lilmax(m): 5:46pm On Oct 31, 2017
darlenese:
why limit when u can totally avoid !
this one get sense too
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by farem: 5:46pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
So now it's different sizes of dicks? So if that ONE dick I'm taking up is huge and we have sex 100 times, that one doesn't matter abi? But as long as its multiple dicks, my vagina must expand. Please you're not making sense. You're a female and you don't know anything about your body. You're allowing the sensless opinions to delude your mind. Grab a book luv.

Abeg make Una leave this lady alone! She says the big thing wey Im dey take hundred times per week nor dey affect Im thing.

Please carry on
Not all wideness dey physical!

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 5:47pm On Oct 31, 2017
KinzyeWriter:


Well, I actually thought you will get angry over that but your response was cool

P can expand by the amount of dick consume #fact

however, it has the quality to come back to normal after sex.

but what we are saying here is the rate of which an 100th hand f**ked pussy will expand at the first Penetration will be critical to a well maintained and fairly used p...

Shey you get?
But how is this factual? Show me where you got this information from! I just want to know. If you can prove to me that what you're saying is correct, i'll have no reason to stand by my argument. From the looks of it, youre just making this gibberish up. No offence.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Wangxiao(m): 5:48pm On Oct 31, 2017
bukas15:
sharrap dia. Wen an elastic material is constantly stretched,its elasticity is gradually lust.from experience,tomuch sex causes d veejay to be a bit expanded

Well said .....!!

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Obainoneandonly(m): 5:48pm On Oct 31, 2017
in our area we call these people"SU" serious after useless. after taking all d dicks she cpuld ,she's then advising odas not to.if u check her own e go don turn to shalanga
.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:48pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.

forget dat thing u saying the VJ expands due to frequent use, u wont compare someone who take in a lorry as dick n someone who takes in a toyota corolla as dsame no way. with d frequency of lorry it will slack n den wen toyota comes he wont even feel d walls ask my ex

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 5:48pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Thank you. Nigerians spend millions of naira to go to school, yet 90% are still uneducated. This is simple common sense, but it's like i'm chatting shiit. Lool can't help but laugh.
Answer this simple question, if you agree childbirth is one of the reason for wide p. but refuse to admit penetration does, explain why or the reason childbirth expand pxxxsy.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Marsh104(m): 5:49pm On Oct 31, 2017
This geh sef... as I dey see you ehh
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by oruma19: 5:49pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
I don't agree with u entirely. A vagina that take a 10 inch dick regularly will not be happy when taking a 6 inch. The effects will be different what the girl is actually saying is women should be patient enough to wait for their husband's and not get used to mighty jets while you end up marrying a minivan sized dick. This is one of the reasons women cheat. The wakawaka was too much when they were single.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by KinzyeWriter(m): 5:50pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
But how is this factual? Show me where you got this information from! I just want to know. If you can prove to me that what you're saying is correct, i'll have no reason to stand by my argument. From the looks of it, youre just making this gibberish up. No offence.

Through personal experience

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by richard870(m): 5:51pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
Are you this naive?

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by mhisterdreezy(m): 5:52pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
hmm what are u saying self having somany dicks everytime expands the vagina

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by 1nigeriamyfoot: 5:52pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
Take it or leave it, too much intake of dick expand pussy

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by HeyCorleone(m): 5:53pm On Oct 31, 2017
Didn't know we still had such reasonable females in this world. The fact that she's not claiming a holier than thou attitude makes the write up more real.. More of a truth.

Nice one..

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 5:54pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
You're comparing the vagina to body buding loool?

Do yourself a favour
https://www.allthingsvagina.com/the-truth-about-vaginal-tightness-and-looseness/
Your problem is you believe everything you read on internet, that's a fuc..y blog which anybody can write their opinion.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 5:54pm On Oct 31, 2017
Student125:

Answer this simple question, if you agree childbirth is one of the reason for wide p. but refuse to admit penetration does, explain why or the reason childbirth expand pxxxsy.
Lool. A joystick and a whole human being? They are the same size now, same weight, same height and it doesn't take a lot of pressure to push out a human being from your vagina. Its actually true sef. I agree with you. Good point smiley

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by youmour(m): 5:55pm On Oct 31, 2017
See her fcvkable body ,she think say she fit trap men by offering her body now she knows better.fvckanizer

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 5:55pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
you are not wise

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by IFNOTGOD(m): 5:56pm On Oct 31, 2017
Student125:

Get this as fact, even rubber get elastic limit and then break. At this point, it won return back to its shape.
Whether sex with one partner or two does not matter, if d size taken stretch the circumference of the p. to its elastic limit, it becomes an express.

guy express na small dat na sky cos e no get limit later dem go say our D too small after dem don use am carry lorry dem expect small cars to fit in same space wen lorry don park n pass like buhari plane for london
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tosyne2much(m): 5:56pm On Oct 31, 2017
Does that apply to joystick too ? cool
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Edonojie007(m): 5:57pm On Oct 31, 2017
And Oloshos Like Safiaa Are Crying Already,because Their Mate Just Expose The Devil In Them. Idiot!

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by jonadaft: 5:58pm On Oct 31, 2017
[quote author=Safiaa post=61946092]And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit.
The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth.
Lie
Never to original only close...
Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said. [\quout]
Swerve

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by oruma19: 5:59pm On Oct 31, 2017
Student125:

Answer this simple question, if you agree childbirth is one of the reason for wide p. but refuse to admit penetration does, explain why or the reason childbirth expand pxxxsy.
during childbirth, the hormone called progesterone helps to expand the pelvis for the vagina to make way for the baby to come out easily. The vagina surface needs to expand to at least 10 inches also which sometimes in some ladies gets to the "yield point" ( applying hook's law). Some doctors do tear the surface of the vagina wall with medical knife to allow for such opening and stitch it after delivery. Bottom line is that childbirth expands the vagina.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Tunjinodaysoff(m): 5:59pm On Oct 31, 2017
mrdickhead:
And the worse is that all of them are going for boyfriends with big dick.

now imagine what will happen to the man that will marry her if he is not carrying the big cassava.

nairaland girls pity your husband undecided
every dick has its size...don't be deceived ...if you meet well just run
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 5:59pm On Oct 31, 2017
Student125:

Your problem is you believe everything you read on internet, that's a fuc..y blog which anybody can write their opinion.
Bruv, this is not an opinion, its a scientific fact . Basic common knowledge of the female body. I dont expect you to know, as most males are normally clueless.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Tunjinodaysoff(m): 6:00pm On Oct 31, 2017
oruma19:
during childbirth, the hormone called progesterone helps to expand the pelvis for the vagina to make way for the baby to come out easily. The vagina surface needs to expand to at least 10 inches also which sometimes in some ladies gets to the "yield point" ( applying hook's law). Some doctors do tear the surface of the vagina wall with medical knife to allow for such opening and stitch it after delivery. Bottom line is that childbirth expands the vagina.
haha..you never see when dick expand vagina
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by stabilizer: 6:00pm On Oct 31, 2017
Amount of men, amount of times or differences in size of joysticks?"please which contribute more to vjay wider? I'm crying right now, only your answer can save me from this rolling tears embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

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