₦airaland Forum

topcatking:
That's the Zinguta!

Genus- Covidae

Habitat- Xentra 3P. (Planet in the Alcmaenids system, oort galaxy).


Known for their sentience and ninja skills, the second pair of eyes are laser, x-ray and microwave capable.

Language consists of grunts and clicks. Like a mixture of Xhosa and Japanese.

They are widely sought after because they shi.t diamonds.

Ahh! Uncle you can lie o

Am really excited to see these changes at ebonyi, I remember when I served there at izzi local government in 2013, there was nothing of worth to really point finger at except the 80 years old plus Governor who was residing at enugu a neighbouring state to where he governs

ChizzyBuna:
Lack of good sleep during this long boring lockdown?
What is he doing that is giving him sleepless night
When he is no where to be found in public for weeks

You never had something of big responsibility to do that's why you can talk like that. You're talking of lockdown and you think a whole VP will be relaxing on bed just like you

Might just be the result of lack of good sleep.

@ Op your dad might be a professional no doubt but not a screen look can give him affirmative report.

Well there would have been fuel scarcity for sure but probably palliatives would have been shared to more than 50% people

Only where he said "if you love buhari all your sins are forgiven" really fall my hands

That man get breast and putting on g string....

Jgoldie:
Wan jo baba ni ina

O gbadun

thundafire:
When he is not seen in Nigeria,how can he co-ordinate Ecowas,am back from ban because Moderator say I was oppressing but dey don't see dey insults and attacks he gives me. Well dats dey past

Hmmmn see free advert from opposition

My guy craz pass craz o

@ op...am just like you too. My first round last up to 30 - 45 mins and it's the bomb!! cos almost all the ladies have ever been with always free there body to me and never resist any style I initiated cos they enjoy the rhythm but! I sense that some always want more especially if I cleaned up and still come back to lay naked but alas!! Dickson has already retired that job done well for today.

So I studied myself that once I try doggy style for the second round automatically d dick will rise again...yes just only doggy style. I guess it's because I like them ass bigger
So check for the style that might trigger you on for the next round

nairavsdollars:
Mr Reporter, you forgot to mention when Abba Kyari was born.....How old was he?

Read again

OutharryHIV:
I'm really sorry you got it the way you did.. I'm not really good at writing or expressing myself.. took me a great deal of time to put that one together.
I can take it down if you wish.

Don't mind him sir...I wonder why some people always find reason to antagonize
Can't just read, take one or two points and pass.
May God be with your family jare.

LivingSage:
Okay, how can they be traced? Give them clue please! Who knows who's seeing This?

PHCN and bills

ybalogs:
After this lockdown I will have to sell my mattress cos I don't need to sleep this year since I have finished my sleeping bundle

terrezo2002:
What people go through when they refuse to follow God's words of do not fornicate.

Stupidity is what people go through when they refuse to read before jumping into conclusion

I wonder if this kind of social distance has ever happened before or imagined

Me ask her out over the phone this coro period
So she can get free visa to dey ask me money abi

kestolove95:
Dirty tribe

Ugly manners

Two things you failed to tell us:
1. Have you had sex with a woman before?
2. Do you smoke weed or take any other highness drug?

Number 2 can make you not get acquainted to any female at all especially if you're a solo person. I smoked a lot during my early level at the University, I gat no girlfriend, no female friend even my female neighbours don't talk to me yet am an handsome dude. Until reshuffled myself that I realized that only my eye balls that was always red and face like rescued drown man won't let any girl come near me moreover my vaseline no dey finish so I no send girls
But latter days were different even one young female lecturer collect before I grad

ORBLIGHTS:
WOMEN AND CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO ARE LIKE 5&6


ANYWAYS MY BABE DARE NOT TELL ANY OF HER FRIENDS ANY SHIT ABOUT ME. FRNDS WEY WAN BLEEP ME BFR, IF SHE TELL EM ANYTHING NA RAPE DEM GO KUKU RAPE ME

Badtguy

Some things are just hard to explain....if I tell you on my UBA atm card...only my old pin works on POS and my new pin on ATM stands
So if I tell u am using 2 pins on my ATM won't you call me crazy but that's just the truth!

Luvinghubby:
Congrats Governor, I hope these experience will humble you and make you see all your Billions as vanity. You were already a billionare before you became governor why not give oyo state excellent governance and make name for yourself, you never know what the tomorrow holds for you and your children. You maybe nominated for higher positions in future.

Vanity crew spotted....what has he been doing in governance all this while if not betterment of citizens

Fidelismaria:
Okay

Interesting

I'm not impressed but soon we will all start looking like black panther with our Ankara facemasks

Please where is Lagbaja
He must tell us how he foresee this things 20 years ago�

chubinwa:
You could make fortune for this script if sold. you are indeed a good story teller.

But must you quote the whole passage

iluvdonjazzy:
Please test the kits before using them o, they say some of the kits are CORONA virus positive o. Please please please test it first government before using them o I take God beg una o.

We heard about those rumors but could NCDC be so daft not have proof checked

No one knows how long this epidemic will last, if govt should pay now and unable to continue with the payment, the outcome will be worse than not paying anything at all from the start

As an outdoor media pratictioner, when government enforces us to follow normal procedure in erecting billboards some will take short cuts....hence the result.

Racoon:
Nigeria case is just starting.

Open your mouth wide like that to spit negativity as if you're exempted. Think!

helinues:
So? Eye service help

"I can imagine. What’s ur details. So u fit buy indomie"

That's why they are called yeyebrity

Yeyebrity Koo...if u like insult from now till coro finish no shishi for you