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Dygeasy: Chai! Na this kain hardluck I no like

Dygeasy: Make MTN dey share 50kobo, e no dey ever reach me

IrishKez:

IrishKez: You guessed correctly then

Masscom.

KiddaBlingzz: the team still dey undergo furnishing

before december we'd have had a formidable team.

KiddaBlingzz: 1) When Xavi was 19, he almost signed for Milan: his father gave the yes to him but his mother said "if Xavi leaves barca i will divorce".

2) While Zlatan Ibrahimovic's youth team were down by 4-0, he came on as a substitute and scored 8 goals.

3) Juan Mata is the first player in history to have joined man. United from Chelsea.

4) Real Madrid have never won against Liverpool.

5) Xherdan Shaqiri has won a league title in every year of his proffesional career.

6) Alex Song has 27 siblings, 17 sisters and 10 brothers.

7) Ryan giggs is the only player in the EPL to score a 100 goals without scoring a hat-trick.

8.) Howard Webb is a Police officer

9) Christiano Ronaldo was named after former U.S president Ronald Reagan.

10) Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with more than a hundred players but never with a Man. United player.

11) Chelsea have been relegated more times than they have won the EPL.

12) Rooney never celebrates if he scores against Everton.

13) Falcao has never played in the Champions League. He qualified Porto and left, Qualified Atletico and left, Qualified Monaco and has left for Man. United.

Just for laughs

>>Did you know Alex song's momma got a big Bucket?

>>Did you know mourinho is a talkative?

>>Did you know if Shakira got married to Shaqiri her name would be Shakira Shaqiri and they will both be SHAKKing shekpe?

>> Did you know Man. United have not won any Match since the retirement of Howard Webb?

>> Did you know i have not watched any EPL match this season because only my friend subscribed and his girlfriend stormed in one day and broke his TV and Decoder. He is afraid to get new ones cos she said "watch out for part 2, i will be back for more action" #TrueLifeStory

what facts do you know about football that are worth sharing?

Add yours too.

And lastly and most truely..... Did you know? Chelsea will finish 3rd this season behind the Manchesters. And United will win the trophy this season

Caseless2: which credible info can u give when the president himself is not receiving the credible one?

Ishsoph: Ya it's out of bound cos you think everybody will be coldfeeted like you to make a move baa?

Enyi a puo here n'iwugo onwe gi n'ala ebe nwata ahu no
My annoyance is that she'll think that am like that too. You know what they say about birds of a feather

Ishsoph: You sure your counterparts in apc are not getting more this one you dey look for free ara I ga anu

Andre bu mmanya umuaka like you
Lolz at 'throw up'
Don't get me started

Ishsoph: www.nairaland.com/IrishKez
Find her lips mostly attractive
She's beautiful in fact
She's my kinda girl

Ishsoph:

E be like say u dey break tonight

Ishsoph: Will do that

Obayaya

Ishsoph: O togbuo ya!

softsparkyy: Eyaaaaah just tell him I miss you.
Onye kwanu ka o hapuru ara a

Ishsoph: Nwanyi oma o ginikwa?

Don't worry my boy Obayaya si n'oga anuchitere m

O kwa ima na Spikes C agaala uk.
Muna ya n'akpa

softsparkyy: SpikeC anurichago the thing.

Ishsoph: Ara gbachie gi nti there!

I nwekwara onu eji anu ara
I don't commit marriage infidelity

You wey I first disown immediately you joined the pdp laptop crew.

softsparkyy:

Ishsoph: Chemist's shop at most

Nke ahu echugo gi

Ishsoph: O fugbuo ya!

softsparkyy: Ara nke m naaa

lertee: Puppy face with palm placed on my face..in other word,a yam shy ..
Yeah,weekend is cool.

Ishsoph: Ya, dude has joined the pdp laptop crew
Got his first salary just last month

Ishsoph: Seriously I'll wound you

Ishsoph: Bia!

Matthewbriggs: I have been around, watching your exploits in politics section. And reeling in laughter as you and Ishoph keep playing tom and jerry as usual.

Ishsoph: O kwa m k'unu ji agba asiri

Ishsoph:
MG is bu afa ya. O American car
A ma m ihe I nekwu di anyi

Matthewbriggs: It thinks is more like you out grow somethings ... Or simply get tired of fighting the same battle.

@ thread Irishkez , softsparkyy, lynpetra and Ujsizzle are not bad. They are an okay blend of beauty and brains.

I think they are among the top cuties I have stumbled on here.

Ishsoph: Don't mind that guy nwa mara mma
Gina ya esozina n'omebigo

softsparkyy: D guy di m ka o na eme ihere rie nne.
O na ebe o na-eme anya ura spikeC anara ya ara na anu.

Evestar200: Where are mods of this section? And why is my thread still in d back page?

lertee:
Maybe when I sleep and wake up,I'd be number 1 .

How's my sweetheart doing?

lertee:
Maybe when I sleep and wake up,I'd be number 1 .

How's my sweetheart doing?

softsparkyy: Nna adim mma. Gini ka I mere Obayaya.the guy just de enter you anyhow.

softsparkyy: So I na akowa na amu ishsoph adighi aru oru.

Ishsoph: O di egwu. O so alleluia
Onye ka aga aju?

Amen. For you too
Erm that reminds me have you got your ppa?

O ginwa g'ebuta that kind one. Erm achoro m ile nke ahu di na dp m, o na anu fuel ka mmiri. mana o bu a piece of tech and road master

Tell her o