₦airaland Forum

softsparkyy: Nna amaghodim na amu na adi oku
Nna amaghodim na amu na adi oku

ngwa chere ka m kowara gi..

Ndi bekee na asi "like a hot knife through butter"

So mma agha obula kwesiri idi oku to ensure optimal performance.

Amu is no exception

Ishsoph: Enyi a inches ano gi ahu n'ebu gi isi baa

When the offer come first

Asiri agubago gi, baa?

4 inches a nwere ndi o na eme ha na ekwe alleluia

The offer is on the way

Asi m ka m jukwa.. Before I bute nke a na ebu na isi a cross gutter

Teespice: don't mind him.
he's hanging out knowing fully well that I am so bored.
the day I will divorce him is coming.
o ga eme ya voom na anya.

Didn't you know he loves fish.. If only you prepared his favorite fish he wouldn't have left the house

Ishsoph: Mechie onu there. nothing g'emebi
Highest 5minutes olaghachi back to iju oyi

Was is the appropriate phrase
Didn't you see how traffic jam made us to leave that relaxation centre late that day?
I hate struggling to live. My job is enough headache

Look at you!!! Onwebedi ihe I furu

Forget traffic jor.. PH is a cool city.

So tell me, will you turn down a job offer as a manager in an IOC if the job demands that you live in PH?

Emmm.. Gini ka gi na nwoke m eni na akpa? I choro I go motor?

lertee: Odinma ish,how you dey?

Seen you and obayaya analysing the beautys,which of then are you eying

Lertee sweetie!!!

you should be number on that list..

How are you doing?

Idowuogbo: Tease you ke? Bros I dey shame mehn... see as your bweast dem big pass my own *crying* God,y?

Ishsoph: Just like otu nsi akuziri gi ka e strapuo that IrishK girl I noro ebe ahu n'aju amu oyi

Jee noro odu I na ewetekwaranu m onu

Lmao @ the emboldened

O kakwa mma ka the amu juo oyi o!! maka na o di oku, ihe ga emebi

ishsoph: For your mind
Nna ata correct one here now
One of my guy n'aru na efcc emere transfer to ph dey host friends and well-wishers.
I don't envy him though
Can't live in ph

Jisie nno ike..

PH is your home.. you can't run away from it

Ishsoph: Rie nsi gi ebe ahu!

Chai!!! Nke a bara na umi

Oya bia taa azu ndu

atlwireles: There will be thousands dying across Northeastern Nigeria in the next couple of weeks. The only good news is most will be boko haram or north easterners supporting boko haram. It never had to come to this. The armed forces are now determined to make Odi look like a child's play. God bless the Nigerian army and my condolences to the Northerners that will be killed like rats in the next weeks. Remember you brought this unto yourselves.

I feel so too!!! But unlike Odi, BH and North East had 2 years to to resolve this. Odi wasn't given up to a month.

I hope they remember this.

Ishsoph: No dey play with my baby and no dey put mouth for our intimate need

You go fit boil ordinary water?

Mechie gi onu O ihe niile ka a ga akuziri gi

You think say to boil water na easy job?

Teespice: tell ishsoph to keep me company mba.

if it is to demand food like a hungry wolf he will carry first.


smh.

I've been telling him since o. I've been trying to teach him.

But you know your boo.. He never learns.

Teespice: agwala m gi akpozina m auntie, I choro inu abi


till the day I will land you blow.

nothing is happening.just there and bored.

Please don't land me blow o.. A woman's blow can be fatal

Bored? Ishsoph, have you forgotten your job description?

Ishsoph: Ofugbuo ya!

E si sia m ofu. Yummy
Nke ozo g'echeregodu na fridge
Maybe tomorrow

Lazy boy!!! Sicha ya once and for all

lorreto: That's not me sha

Looks like you though

Teespice: obayaya, kedu

Ishsoph my boo, what would you like for lunch this afternoon? spaghetti.

Auntie!!! Adim mma

Kedu nke na eme?

Ishsoph: Kam nu ife biko!
I mahu n'owu the same thing ka pdp turn gi to
Always fighting for their interest

A ma m nke nga ekwetakwa again given your penchant for anything pdp nowadays

Mgbe mbu I choro k'odara gi in a platter

O gbasara gi. O munwa na my friends g'eri
We're not complaining

Anaghi m a fighti for anybody's interest jor.

Si ebe a puo jor

Before nko? O ga e meet m halfway na

Chai!!! lezienu excuse. Better call Teespice to prepare good food for you

Ishsoph: A ma m n'unu bu oyi but party affiliation is putting knife into what holds you together and you guys have fallen apart.
Biko kita e join ndi labtop crew how does it feel, and ego ole ka ha n'akwu?

Jee noro odu n'iwuru aka. *mimics him* 'okwa ya!'

Ofe semo n'ofe rice

It's not about party affiliation. I care less about that. It's about the persona. Barcanista used to have this IDGAF attitude that I like so much. He says whatever he wants to say and if you catch him, he'll just maneuver around technicalities. But of lately, he's been more focused on impressing some set of people on here with his posts. I'm just trying to point that out to him.

So agwa gi na m bu paid to comment, I ga ekweta?

Nna hapu okwu. Gini ka I choro ka m mee? m nyeyariwa nwa mmadu nsogbu? okwa ya

Hmmmm.. oso gi, I sie potty

missbronze: I didn't know u are igbo.

u helped me one time on this forum. although it was my old account.

Today, i say thanks.

I'm igbo to the core..

Really? What's your old moniker?

You welcome

lorreto: They don knock for d party

lorreto!!! is that you?

You carry something o

Ishsoph: Don't worry, one day Barcanista na ndi otu ya g'amakapu gi nti.

Babe n'enye gi green light g'ana fall aka

Ooossp!
Am back already. I kwuho ya osiso

lol... Barcanista bu oyi m nwoke. Mana o wuru onwe ya na ala. Ndi mmadu jizi ya egwu egwu.

Green light? Na traffic light? M gbuo onwe m? okwa ya?

Nsogbu adiro. E choro isi ofe?

Ishsoph: You think say na ukwu n'eje wamwam n'anya n'ele wamwam adafu ya, baa?
I na alucha ma ogu na that section. Nwa boyi pdp

Eee, your babe

Biko nna aga ahia
We'll talk later

I marodi ihe I huru

My babe indeed

zutara m ihe ahia o

haibe: She fine oo

maynation: sshe's cute oooo

Yes she is

Ishsoph: Politician!
You say make you chuke face here small

Pls call up that your sis/gf's profile link

Politician? Na ebe kwanu?

How are you doing?

You mean this profile? www.nairaland.com/irishkez

Dygeasy: lol! Na the smell dey vex me pass.

Once I wake up and see wetness I go just siddon put my head for hand and be like "Again? I don did it"

Na the only thing me and my popc dey everly fight on

My brothers used to call me borehole then. Omo, the shame eh

Ishsoph: Maynation can you or anyone else who can search and call up the link to IrishKez profile. I think she's one of the cutest I've seen on nl.
Can't seem to get around it now.

Dede

Dygeasy: lmao! SSS2? You dey ball o

I good na.. Macintosh to the rescue + I had dedicated bedspreads for sleeping at night coupled with waking up before the rising bell.

E no easy bros

spicyhothot: Did anyone of u write ur name in the book of life or am I d only one who didn't?

You are not alone...

I didn't write too..

Dygeasy: I went through all the therapies possible; peeing inside fire, waking me up twice to thrice at nights, eating dinner as early as 6pm before I retired at age 11.

You retired early o

Omo, Na SS2 I hang boot o. And I was in a boarding school

Tagged by: Dygeasy

1) What was the last book you read? - Lord of the flies - William Golding
2)How Old will you be at your next birthday? - A year Older
3) What do you love more than anything - Me
4)What is your song of the week - Eriwa - Ruffcoin
5)Do you still watch cartoons? - No
6)Have you ever gotten into a fight? - Ever? Yes na
7)Favourite food? - Beans
8.)Are you lazy? - Very Lazy
9)Are you afraid of heights - I think I am
10)Zodiac sign - Libra
11) Favorite thing ever - My D
12) Can you die for anyone? For now, No
13)Ever been in love? - Yeah
14)Do you miss anyone right now - Yeah
15)Who was the last person to call you? - Baby G
16)Last crush? - Don't know
17)If you could have one super power what would it be? - To read what goes on in people's head.
18)What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? - Loyalty
19)can you go bungee jumping? - What's that?
20)most stressful thing you've ever done? - I don't know? I don't remember.

Tags: ShirelleBaby, EbullientV, Irishkez, Teespice, Ishsoph

The most beautiful thing I've heard a guy say to a girl is

"You added color to my black and white life"

barcanista: that fo.ol will not make any comments without quoting or mentioning barcanista. He's clearly pained that the progressives are whipping them. Anyway, I have decided to ignore him. There are some sensible PDP wagons that I respect and engage them herem not that dude and his likes

Adonbelieveit .

Nigga is even scared of getting into my mentions?

Don't be scared... I ain't fighting with you. Just giving you a brotherly advice

barcanista: I think I will add you to the list of mentions I Ignore. I understand that barcanista has given you and your likes sleepless nights. I dnt want to even insult you nor denigrade to your level of stvpidity and shallowness. I dnt av time for zombies


Enjoy your fools paradise

You give me sleepless nights? very funny

Barcanista, Okrika people I know don't roll on the floor to please people and gain some cheap approval online.

If it helps, You are on the list of people I ignore on politics section. But after seeing what you've turned into in that Niger East election thread, I realised that someone needs to help you save yourself from yourself.

Have a nice day

NgeneUkwenu: Obayaya, the Evil PDP Spokesperson on Nairaland, stop me mentioning my name, I nugo? Daalu!

Evil PDP spokesperson? I'm sure that phrase sounded strangely funny to your ears

Onye Aruru ala. Anybody who isn't with you automatically becomes a fool or something worse.

Mere onwe gi ebere o..

Just look at what you've turned barcanista to I'm sure it amuses you

Gbawe: @OP.

Quit this crap. You have always hated Tinubu and this has totally clouded your objectivity. You were a cyber pal in the past but now I don't really know what you are about because your capacity, over years, for tenaciously hating an individual and obsessing about a person with no political office or direct influence has made you mentally unstable to the extent you appear ready to side with sheer malevolence and what would be disastrous for Lagos.

Dude, are you a true Lagosian, with the true interest of the State at heart, as you claim? Or are you just another individual who cannot see clearly or move on with his life till Tinubu is 6 feet under? Man mi, you are just emptily toxic these days because of your senseless hatred of Tinubu. If a true Lagosian you will know what the State faces and the stellar effort of the APC, which made Fashola one of the most influential global thinkers, that has delivered so many positives for our beloved State.

You are no Lagosian. Merely a chap with an axe to grind which has made him to completely lose his ways and all sense of perspective. Look at those you are apologising to !!! At least they don't pretend to be confused as you are. We know where they stand. Get a grip or simply become a PDP Nairalander completely and leave APC, Tinubu, Fashola the eff alone. Stop the cowardice, grovelling and duplicity . Get behind the PDP fully and bring it on !!! Join the fight to own the the political soul of Lagos. Spare us your pathetic attention-seeking. Put your effort behind those you think can move Lagos forward. Stop boring us with your hateful obsession with a man who holds no Nigerian administrative office. Tinubu is bad then pitch your tent with obanikoro then and meet us real Lagosians at the poll. No long thing. Stop the pus*y behaviour.

What's all these rubbish you wrote?

He's "just emptily toxic these days". He's not "a true lagosian". He now has a "Pussy behavior". But he was your "cyber pal" in the past.

What changed? His views no longer align with yours? And he became all that?

SMH!!!