₦airaland Forum

Teespice: That's what we are trained to do.

happy Sunday to you.

professional liars

Hope you're having a good day?

Teespice: it's like you need glasses

what is "amazing"

or were you looking at mother and ever.

smh.

She don twist am

All these lawyers SMH

Happy Sunday

Teespice: amazing mother ever.

I love you so much mum.

Describe in one word not 3 words

Hmmmmm!!!!

So PDP is leading APC in the declared results?

Does it mean that Peeps on here deliberately chose to be posting results from where APC won to create the impression that APC is leading?

It was only meforyou1 that kept insisting that PDP was leading from the information he's getting back home. And this vanguard article has vindicated him.

Jbluv55: Baba o . Igwe d 1st of Nairaland. The Youngest senator of .....erm.......

Welcome sire . Me don tell Man U fans, and I have witnesses, that they would have like 3 losses and 3 draws b4 they wake up from a VERY long slumber . Kiddablingzz, jnrbayano, KelvinGraphics and Luxanne can testify to this .

Man City on the other hand disappointed or better still, Stoke City has woken up . It favored Chelsea .

The team I give respect is Swansea . They've been superb so far and I'm still watching them.

As for Nigerian lads, u can expect our boys to perform wonders .

Welcome once again sire . Ur drinks have been paid for by caseless . What shall I serve u?

This season shall be very interesting

I shall take nothing sir. Not tonight

Goodnight sir!!! my head is aching

caseless: hahahahahahahaha...obi, i de ontop ya matta. No worry!

I dey look you

caseless: *yawns*
which kain combo b that? Na wetin obayaya de teach u b dat.

Sharrap

Don't you mock my lady. She can do whatever she likes

caseless: Dont let me see u around her.
I went AWOL cos i was banned.
How u dey?

I'm good jor!!

The ban explains why I haven't seen that PM!!!

Now that you're back, oya do the needful

caseless: Jbluv, dat data-quake also affected this zone?
What happened to d bar? Make obayaya and olubukato drink on my head.
Odilafta, i need a lapdance.

Caseless!!! how far na? Where you go hide?

See no dey call lertee name for here o!! E be like say you no dey fear!!! Dragging babe with a senator of the federal republic

Jbluv55 my main oga!!! Man Utd is suffering from erectile dysfunction Did you just see Diouf's goal against man city? I'm African and Proud.

Victor moses, Diouf and Odemwingie... An all african attack!!!

Speed, Energy and agility redefined!!! I'm so proud

Ishsoph: Stop it,
Aba is a beautiful city
Far better than your Onitsha

I went to Aba on Thursday!!!

Mehn that osisioma area no be am. The hold up eh.. We had to take that teaching hospital route. That side too was messed up. though better than the osisioma side

priscaoge: Some streets in Aba isn't good as well especially this rainy season. There are better ones tho

Yeah some streets aren't good. But the entry points paint a very bad picture of the city even before you enter it. Just like Head bridge and upper iweka used to be the bane of Onitsha.

priscaoge: Exactly my dear. Aba/Owerri road is messed. Osisioma is phurcked up,Park road is seriously bad. Portharcort road is bad as well. These pictures were all taken during dry season

The entry points into Aba are all messed up. And that goes a long way in painting Aba as a messed up city. The good parts notwithstanding.

And Sanchez opened his arsenal account when it matters most

Teespice: awww

I am sure she loves you too.

but come see, you sure say no be play you dey play

Do I look like i'm playing?

KingTom: OBAYAYA AND ISHSOPH HMMMMMMMMM.

Rugged gynaecologist

Where have you been?

Good evening

IrishKez: Thanks

You welcome

Good evening

Teespice: I am here.

Na Irish.kez o

My secret is safe with you?

Ishsoph:

wetin?

Na just whisper jor..
jealous lover

Teespice: smh.

biko go.

see someone I am even trying to help.

You really wanna help?

Oya come closer lemme whisper into your ears

4congo: I think CBN's move is reasonable. You can still avoid being charged by keeping 3rd party ATM withdrawals to 3 per month and use your bank's ATM more. It's a win win for all, banks reduce cost and customers gets better services.

And banks make more money off erring customers!!!

The first bank in front of Uniport has 6 ATM machines. A friend that works there told me they were installed to reduce the chances of their customers around the area having to use other banks ATM and increasing the chances of other banks customers using theirs.

That was before SLS removed the 100 Naira charges. This policy will engender higher financial prudence and planning on the part of the customers. And Improved Services on the part of the Bank.

MizMyColi: Okay, I know what to reply but I dunno how to do so in Ibo......oh! I remember now Adimumma *Big Grin* *Hope my linguistics teacher isn't anywhere around* Don't worry, He knows his good self

your linguistics teacher is really doing a good job

Teespice: chei I don suffer.

is it me you are referring to auntie.

I still be smallie.

Besides tell who the Babe is na. who knows I might sway her to your side.

you will thank me later.

If I hear say you be smallie

That your big headed boo called ishsoph is in a better position to explain what he's talking about..

I just gave you two a new topic to discuss in the bedroom

Teespice: obayaya kedu.


Ishsoph my rose petals.

good morning to the two jovial fellows who never cease to crack me up.

Auntie, Adim mma. Kedu ka I mere?

Good morning..

Teespice: hmmmm
give me gist na.
kedu Onye o na achy kemgbe 16 BC

Aproko

MizMyColi: *Dancing Azonto* I'm back! I'm back!!! No, I'm not. Like Obayaya, I've not been doing much of reading purposely That could change though, if I'm introduced to a very interesting read and made accountable, wanna try *double winks*

Welcome back

MizMyColi: Da'alu eeh Ututu oma. I dinne kwara ofuma?

Eh!!! Arinze chukwu. I saala chi? Kedu ka i mere?

hungryboy: that's how betting is bro, some days u get every bet right and u feel like a genius, some days u get every bet wrong and u feel like a fool

that is it

IrishKez: May I have them pls?
Or direct me to the sight I can download interesting books.

You can download the 5 books here... http://silentfrequencies..com/2014/04/game-of-thrones-song-of-ice-and-fire.html

IrishKez: May I have them pls?
Or direct me to the sight I can download interesting books.

I don't know what books are interesting.. but i'll check for the link to the ASOIF

hungryboy: lol, u only need a goal now

Today's a good day...

Take a look

1. 26.08.14 20:00
Milton Keynes Dons - Manchester Utd (Under/Over 2,5
goals)
Customer type: Over 2,5 goals @ 1.40
Result:

2. 26.08.14 19:45
Walsall FC - Crystal Palace (1X2)
Customer type: Crystal Palace @ 2.20
Result: Crystal Palace

3. 26.08.14 19:45
Port Vale - Cardiff City (1X2)
Customer type: Cardiff City @ 2.00
Result: Cardiff City

4. 26.08.14 19:45
Brentford FC - Fulham FC (1X2)
Customer type: Fulham FC @ 3.25
Result: Fulham FC

5. 26.08.14 19:45
Gillingham FC - Newcastle Utd (1X2)
Customer type: Newcastle United @ 1.40
Result: Newcastle United

hungryboy: lol, u only need a goal now

Yes o!!!

Gregg for Hatrick

*Edited*

Over 2.5 goal... check

Apatheist:
ASOIF?
Me too.
Weird coincidence.
We both have the books in PDF format, we're both too lazy to read them...

lol..

I downloaded ASOIF since August last year.. I was able to read 50+ pages in the first book before I gave up

AirborneLacer: It's a shame those good works weren't appreciated.

We the fans appreciate and HBO is smiling to the bank!!!

That's all that matters. Not one "expert's" opinion

That's more like it

1 more goal from anywhere

gregg for hatrick

AirborneLacer: Content, creativity and execution!

You've seen Game of Thrones right?

Yeah.. In real time..

I've been following the series since 2011