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Chiscomax:
1. You must have enough money to fuel the car to a full tank. If you don't then, i wonder why you have a car in the first place.


2. Your best Brand of Beer. You are going to ger your car branded afterall..

3.

you might be sick upstairs

redon12:
where did you write it..
which state??.

i wrote it in government technical college (GTC) enugu. it's paper based consisting of 5 sections, one essay section, 2 English section and 2 maths sections.

redon12:
am really in need of help ..
I was trying to apply to Cambridge university online.
but I was asked if I had written SAT, TOEFL and the rest
please any body know where I could register??.

or please if there is any LIVING being here that experienced the exam should chat me up
+2348028783466

yea I have written both of them, what do you want to know?

100accounts:
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You need to take personal responsibility and STOP complaining about the Dollar!
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Were you not the one that was egging others on to follow you to your doom? before you invest again be sure to check their ratings and trustworthiness using Google Search. I lost my school fees in November to HYIP business and Lolz believe me I know how it felt, don't worry you will be over it in a week or 2,

encrypt:
Get two access bank visa cards.. $200 limits and rate of #325

how do I get 2?

nicebaba:
gather 4 more trustworthy family/friend gtb card holders and load 32k into their accounts and use it

i have exhausted that avenue already.

GudluckIBB:
Sorry bro, lswhats GT exchange rate? 32k??

320 per dollar

Anybodyhas any idea, I have maxed out my 100$ spending limit on GTB and I still need to spend up to 400$ using PayPal, is there a way to do that using the existing GTB exchange rate?

nnachukz:
I don't know of any reliable one. After losing so much money online, I treat all as same. Pls can you tell me of any reliable one you know.

I treat all bitcoin transaction and investment as scams Now. lost some much

biaframustcome:
Sorry to say but your explanation is nonsense.
What stops the banks from replenishing the ATMs on the weekend? Christmas holidays did not suddenly happen, why do people still take this excuses.

If after explaining to you and you still believe it's nonsense then I believe yours is a list cause. Have you ever asked yourself if TJE ATM dispenser have a cash carrying capacity? Have you sat down to ask yourself how much the average ATM user withdraws from the ATM? The available money is being withdrawn to be used as raw cash and the banks can only deed the ATM at there branch with the proceeds realized from deposits in that particular branch most times. Do you know that more than 60% of the world's currency exists only in digital format? Please go and read and understand. SMH

glamour29557:
This is not in anyway to disrespect the mods, just want them to please answer this question..... Please I want to know why you keep removing my post, yes I post about how we can make money on some of this genuine investments we all know, whenever I see an opportunity, I always like other people to know about it and benefit too, that is why I bring them here, why are they always removed even before people gets to see them, why am I always banned for days, what is really my offense because I really don't get it. Is it wrong for me to want other people to succeed too ? Till this very moment I can see some post relating to the kinds I use to post, Why are they not removed too? Please answers o because am confused here. I think this issue should be addressed now

You broke some nairaland rules
16. Don't promote shady investments like betting, HYIP, MLM, FOREX, binary options, and cryptocurrencies on Nairaland.
18. Don't spam the forum by advertising in the wrong places or posting the same content many times
From what I can see in your account you were not even banned by the mods, you were banned by the anti-spam bots so please sister stop.

biaframustcome:
Why all this ATM queues? What is all this?

We need explanations

Common sense they say is not easy to get. It's Christmas man! People have to spend, buy things. Banks haven't been working since Saturday and it will remain so until Tuesday. You are asking if the banking system is about to crash, well here is your answer- The money that's been withdrawn, is it not someone that's going to accept it as payment? Then on Wednesday all those that have bulk cash will rush to the bank to deposit to avoid stories that touch the heart. the only thing is that money have changed hands.

here

stainlink:
Whether in pidgin or well written English Niger can not be spelt as naija
Please take your time to make correction before posting things online. UDUS abi? I for say

Can't you give criticism without denigration? And which Alma mater did you come from that is swelling your head? I rep Danfodio

Krisgift:
it's been up to a year now, he's not able to walk yet without assistance. he also lost his voice. they said we wasted time in bringing him for treatment. but I believe God that he will get better before the year ends. he's responding to treatment slowly.

Have faith in Lord. He will be healed.

Skanas:
Thanks dear...I ended up tracing the Alulu Nike stroke specialist...that's where he got treatment and I can say he is doing very well....no physical damage/distortion to his body part, he lost his voice then, but has greatly regained it....in fact he is recuperating fast and I give God all the glory....

thsts nice to hear

Krisgift:
OMG!
I'm sorry about that, I have been offline for a while now. just seeing this. how's he faring?

we didn't go to Nike. we went to a place in abia state. please reply if u get this.

how is your own dad?

How I wish I am done!

Joemarvel:
did udu sokoto hold any screening exam this year

no screening

Invent kena? OP you are product of myopic reasoning.