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HFOG: 1) What was the last book you read? - The Bible (really)
2) How Old will you be at your next birthday? - A year Older
3) What do you love more than anything - What or who? If it's what - nothing. If who I think you can guess.
4)What is your song of the week - Whosoever is born of God overcometh the world
5) Do you still watch cartoons? - No.
6) Have you ever gotten into a fight? - Ever? Yes na grin
7) Favourite food? - Rice
Are you lazy? - Nope but I procrastinate a lot.
9) Are you afraid of heights - Yep
10) Zodiac sign - Don't believe those stuffs
11) Favorite thing ever - Not too attached to stuffs. Maybe my phone since I'm always with it but e still get clause because you fit call and I no go answer. I hear say na normal woman behaviour.
12) Can you die for anyone? I think I can
13) Ever been in love? - Yeah. Still in love
14) Do you miss anyone right now - Yeah
15) Who was the last person to call you? - My Mum
16) Last crush? - Emm...are married folks supposed to entertain and dwell on such thoughts? Me is married and gotta crush my lord always
17) If you could have one super power what would it be? - To speak things into existence.
18)What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? - Humility and Honesty (sorry, gave you two. Not sure which I esteem more)
19) can you go bungee jumping? - What's that?
20) most stressful thing you've ever done? - Writing pupils' workbooks...still on it.

Tags: LordReed, Acidosis, Elantracey, Obinoscopy, Jbluv55, Specialist900, Xtarxhyne, Harlos, Dre11, MizMyColi, Apatheist, delightful1, temigracie, Dre11, Luxanne, Krall, bejeria101, Cirmuell, xynerise, ILIDEFI

Hmmm, nice.

So if you were to speak one thing into existence, what would it be?

HFOG: All good. Here is fine then since you say so. How's your day?

I'm good. Aside from the crazy traffic, every other thing went well.

HFOG: I see. We should talk some more. Are you ok here or would that be derailing?

Here would be ok. Or ur Tag and Ask thread. Either of the two.

HFOG: Bookworm

Yes, I know. My book is my first love .

Really cool. This is kinda rare in our days you know.

Abi? Me and my old man do chat. Infact I don't see him as my old man. He's more like my padi padi. My friend. My elder bros . He's still looking young and taller.

Really? Me is verrry interested in this.

Ah, me I'm very very shy o. Don't think I can muster enough courage to mention her name on this forum

What qualities in your future spouse is most important to you sir?

Oh ok. I'll list the innate and the Physical qualities:

Innate Qualities: Intelligent, Fear of God, Modesty and Diligent

Physical Qualities: Tall (not long o) or Average Height, Slim but Shapely

The innate qualities are a must, but the physical qualities isn't. I hope I find her, and when I do, I pray she accepts me despite my flaws.

striktlymi: The question here should be: was there ever a marriage to start with?

In my view, a number of factors must be considered before someone can truly claim that he or she is married.

1) The union must be one entered with full consent.
2) The couples must be able to consummate the union via the conjugal act.
3) The couples must have attained the age of reasoning.

Without those 3, there is no marriage. A man who is impotent would have defaulted on at least one of the above. The lady would be right to ask for a dissolution of the union as divorce does not come to play here.

Nice response.

But is it biblical?

Well said, Mr Pius Adesanmi. Well said.

Men tend to read and interpret a lady's body language. If you are all dressed in a sexy attire that's very revealing, it's natural for a guy to flirt with you. Even if he decides to restrain himself, he can't get it off his mind.

Thus I recommend that our ladies dress modestly and formal.

However, some ladies possess very sexy bodies that tend to reveal itself even in modest clothing. It's such girls I pity cos guys would always flirt with her unless she decides to be dressing like Mary Amaka

I don't blame any government if they stick with the "no work no pay" policy (that is if the government is truly sincere, truly working and not embezzling money). You can't have your cake and eat it.

It's only in corrupt countries like Nigeria that people get paid for doing nothing. It's only in corrupt countries like Nigeria that people see the treasury as national cake which one must have a bite at by hook or by crook.

Chris Brown - New Flame


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwctEiWLe84

Kunbee: Lmao Obi abeg the guy is gay jor

you just spoiled the mood

Really?

I'm so sorry dear. I blame myself for not realising he's gay .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynMk2EwRi4Q&hl=en-GB&gl=NG

Jarus: Yeah, I'm contesting for Offa LG Chairmanship by God's grace.

It gladdens my heart when I hear statements such as this. I wish you victory in your contest. Nigeria shall be great.

cirmuell: Lmao @Obinoscopy your number 17 though

That was what came to my mind na . Which superpower pass dollar printing ability? Even superman go bow for me

Tagged By Tasha .


1) What was the last book you read?... A textbook on Basic & Clinical Biostatistics

2)How Old will you be at your next birthday?....I've graduated from the 20's

3) What do you love more than anything?.. God and my family (same as Tasha's )

4)What is your song of the week.........Chris Brown ft Usher & Rick Ross (New Flame)

5)Do you still watch cartoons?........Yes, I love cartoons.

6)Have you ever gotten into a fight?......Na, I'm a gentleman. I won't need to fight you, I'd simply get you arrested

7)Favourite food?... Pounded Yam and Egusi well laced with Okporoko (chai, my mouth watereth )

8.)Are you lazy?... I could be lazy atimes. I'm getting old .

9)Are you afraid of heights......No, unless if it's too high and there's no protective railing

10)Zodiac sign:........................Taurus

11) Favorite thing ever:.............My Tablet Device, it's with me always.

12) Can you die for anyone?......Yes (my parents for now OR my family - wife & kids - when I get married), but that'll be on the condition that my death would spare him or her

13)Ever been in love?.............Yes, although it was premature

14)Do you miss anyone right now...........Yeah, can't say her name though

15)Who was the last person to call you?......Dad

16)Last crush?............Can't say her name, she's a nler

17)If you could have one superpower, what would it be?......As a typical Igbo boy my superpower will be the ability to print the dollar currency in quantum

18)What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other.......sorry I don't understand this question

19)can you go bungee jumping?........No way. Committing suicide would be a lot easier than bungee jumping

20)most stressful thing you've ever done.............carrying bricks all day long in a construction site. I had body and waist pain for the rest of the week

TAG: Jbluv55, HFOG, Softsparkky

I don't think I've been stared at by group of ladies at the same time. Even if I've been stared at, I've not caught them staring. But if in the future I catch them, and they are still staring and giggling at me even after being busted, I'll walk up to them and mingle.

Congrats Geoffrey. You guys too much jare

NgeneUkwenu: Like Obinoscopy?

Na. What shall it profit me to be a corrupt politician and lose my conscience in the process?

NgeneUkwenu: Lets go!

Cc Barcanista, Berem, Omenka,neenar, Donphilous, oduastates, Gbawe2, Demdem, Shehuaba, agboifa, and all

Polithiefians.

dechandel was wooed by both Mr Nairalander and Runner-up. Hmmmmmm

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Kilokeys, weldone.

Beennkumar:

He needs a hug. A sharp gehl should act fast ,

Jbluv55: Oga sir, the lady is there na but you prolly are refusing to see her .

Refusing? Na. I've been blind. It's high time I awoken to the beauty around me. Chai, I must marry a nler. God knows I'm dead serious.

Jbluv55: *comes up to the stage knowing that I don't have a contender*

*clears throat*....I greet you all Nairalanders present and ask that you bear with my lengthy wooing. Its prolly my only opportunity to do this and I need to do it right . Thank you .

*turns to SpcAgtOko*

Dear SpcAgtOko, I never actually planned to do this but then here I am beaming with smiles as I bare my heart for you and all present to see.......

You are one lady I've known and liked for quite a long while but our first formal interaction(on this forum) was exactly a year ago today(Sept. 28, 2013 ) and that discussion confirmed to me that we more or less shared similar/same ideals(except for football affiliations of course ). I've been a fan of yours since then, observing that you possessed just the right amounts of intelligence, maturity and humor I needed in a lady and that made me fantasize constantly about you . You brought your own kinda fun/humor to NL without necessarily derailing every thread you visited and that made me respect you .

I thus had to conclude that you were a disciplined 'fun' person - my kinda girl .

I didn't seize the opportunity to woo you then because I wasn't sure if you were one of those unreal NL chics that tend to lose their appeal with time but alas you gradually slipped under my skin, invaded my circulatory system and seized my heart .

And then I saw your pix in December 2013, and it turns out you are an Oyinbo

I then decided to allow this bird(YOU) to fly and roam the skies of NL for months but somehow you still found your way back home to ME . I had to conclude that this was no coincidence .

*holds her two hands, stares into her eyes and goes on bended knees*

I am in love with you Princess SpcAgtOko and how do I know this for sure?

There is a saying about being in love: "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I think my situation is a perfect example of this saying .

I have come to love you the way a drowning man loves air. I love you even more because you have all the qualities a man could ever want in a lady:

• the light skin that MrCock is dying for ;
• the eyebrows that Seun is crazy about ;
• the humor that made Idowuogbo the most celebrated NLer ;
• the kinda maturity/friendliness with which Obinoscopy handles his moderating ;
• the kinda 'bright future' and 'outstanding past' that makes guys chase after sexy ladies like rokiatu ;
• the kinda communication skills that has earned ladies like MizMyColi a great number of admirers;
• the kind of beauty and aura that could make a guy like me wanna "hang his boots" like Tallesty1 etc

Aduke, I hereby do away with all shyness and inhibitions; I throw away all forms of procrastination and ask that you allow me be your friend - the friend you fall hopelessly in love with, the one you take into your arms and into your bed; the one you allow to explore the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend and more.

I want to be the one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to be the one who knows every curve, every freckle and every shiver of your body.

I want to know where to touch you and how to touch you. I want to know how to always convince you to design a smile just for me because in your smiles I always behold a sight more beautiful than starry nights. Yes, I want to be your best friend in the entire world.

Sweet SpcAgtOko, I picture us married and turning our abode into a football field where Chelsea ME() and Man U YOU() would play home and away matches on a daily basis. We would turn the kitchen to Old Trafford where I would allow you have your superiority or play a draw with you . We could then return to Stamford Bridge-the living room-where you expect me to have my full points after scoring many more goals than you can :p.

We would then resort to our bedroom, a neutral playing ground where we both can score equal number of goals and console each other afterwards with wet kisses and cuddling

Dear SpcAgtOko, I want to be your Starbucks coffee while you would be my Alomobitters AlomoSweets . Please say those words that I so crave for from the one that has stolen my heart and watch me "Love you to the moon and back" .

*remains on bended knees waiting......*

Falls from the sky, dies, wakes up and goes in a coma

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the one and only Romeo of nairaland.

SpcAgtOko darling, how did you do it? Weldone dear. How I wish a lady would inspire me the way you did our Bar-man-turned-lover-man .

The ex-NURTW boss who spearheaded the assault on the judge has been killed. So I think we should be more concerned about who killed the ex-NURTW boss since he is dead and cannot answer for his offence.

r231: Boss the man is banned till 2016........what more

Do you want us to go to his house and hand him over to EFCC too

I tire o.

r231: I take it you taught I was joking right

Goodbye and God Bless

Enjoy your time off Nairaland and if you come back I will find you

Fellow nairalanders the decision has been made and action taken. Gowonabacha has been banned from the nairaland community for failing to provide evidence that he was scammed by jennylove7575.

The lesson learnt here is that we should refrain from making false allegations against nairalanders. We don't tolerate such as it violates rule 8. If we truly have a case against a fellow nler, we should report to the mods. The report should be clear and factual for the mods to be able to act upon. Even if a thread is created, it should be clear and factual (eg explain how you were scammed and provide evidence).

However I want to state categorically that this doesn't mean that we are absolving Jennylove7575 from being scammer (we should all be careful in our dealings with nlers). The fact remains that we cannot prove that Jennylove7575 is a scammer. Thus it's safer to err on the side of justice by maintaining the status quo on jennylove7575 for now.

My regards to r231 for making the right decisions and to you all for your wonderful contributions.

tit: this cameoun people are jokerz!
is it this small boys that are boko haram commander?
abi na because NA kill Bashir Abubakar {abii wetin una call am)
Cameroun too wan shine say them kill their own Abubakar Alli

That pix isn't that of the BH commander. The pix is the pix of some mercenaries caught by the Nigerian Military. The OP just lifted it from SaharaReporters.

GowonAbacha2: This same issue is at easy as it sounds but its a pity many of you don't know much about politics and law. The thing is jennylove, bring an evidence to defend yourself rather than fabricating an evidence to accuse. Its more easier to launch an attack than it is to defend. Change your profile picture with a combination of 3 or more photos using an app like picstory or something. Give us a link to ur facebook profile and you'll have all the time in the world to change your privacy settings. R231, temigracie, teespice, with those pictures s/he uploaded, it cost me nothing to take my other phone, change the name on my whatsapp or bbm and fabricate a conversation just the way s/he did it, have a screenshot or a screen munch and upload it here. Its as easy as that. I won't say much again but let those who have hears hear. Nobody would have believed banega was a male months ago until s/he got busted days ago. This is my last contribution here as I have better things to do. You can continue sending her/him PM's if you like. The choice is yours but you won't say I didn't warn you.
Have a blissful day folks, I'm off.


#Y O l O

The onus probandi (burden of proof) lies solely on the plaintiff. In latin we say: semper necessitas probandi incumbit ei qui agit

You claimed Jennylove7575 is a fraudster, so where's the proof?

GowonAbacha2: Thanks temigracie, ur comments are so charming. Its high time I left this thread and deapexboy, you can hit me up on bbm, check ur mail. Whatever the blackmail from any fraud or online scammer, gowonabacha will forever remain gowonabacha as far as NL is concerned. Also, frauds like jennylove and banega as well as miss britney will continue to be exposed. I dont have any hands in this but I'll let karma do its job. Temigracie thanks once again.
Best regards dear.
#Y O l O

This thread will be binned like the earlier one if no evidence is provided against Jennylove7575. You're yet to respond to r231's question.