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Pets / 4 Months Old Samoyed Puppy for sale by oblaak(m): 10:42am On Nov 30, 2023
Hi,
I have a 4 months old Samoyed puppy for sale.

Type: Parlor/family dog
Color- off white
Age- 4 months
Location- lagos (agege, Abulegba, Ogba) and environs
Price- 55k
Sex- Male
Temperament: Playful/friendly
Health condition: 100% healthy

📞 08152880315
WhatsApp: 07062742334

Technology Market / Re: TLC Smart TV For Sale by oblaak(m): 10:27am On Nov 30, 2023
celestial1:
I got 90k
07062742334 WhatsApp
Technology Market / Re: TLC Smart TV For Sale by oblaak(m): 9:18am On Nov 29, 2023
temiyato:
Lovely . Wish i had the money right now. Na only 70k dey my hand.
100k last.
Technology Market / Re: TLC Smart TV For Sale by oblaak(m): 9:05am On Nov 29, 2023
chukiz:
90k serious buyer
📞08152880315
Technology Market / Re: TLC Smart TV For Sale by oblaak(m): 8:16am On Nov 29, 2023
celestial1:
Location in Lagos pls
Yaba
Technology Market / TLC Smart TV For Sale by oblaak(m): 3:44pm On Nov 28, 2023
TLC smart TV
- 43 inches
- LED
- 4k resolution
- Smart android
- Negotiable
- Free delivery
- Location: Lagos, Nigeria.

- 150,000 naira

Phone: 08152880315

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Phones / Samsung Galaxy A71 For Sale by oblaak(m): 9:53am On Jul 07, 2023
[color=#990000][/color]SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD

Neatly used Samsung Galaxy A71 for sale
•RAM- 6gig
•Internal storage - 128 gig
•Free screen guard & pouch
•Market price - 130k
•Selling Price- 100k
•Negotiable
•1yr warranty
•phone: 08152880315
Location: LAGOS- Ikeja/Ifako/Abulegba/Agege

SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD
SOLD SOLD SOLD SOLD 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Romance / Re: Ladies Dating Quiet Men, Share Your Experiences by oblaak(m): 3:47pm On Aug 04, 2021
OGWILLS123:
Am a quiet guy cheesy.
funny things get me angry.
girls like me a lot.
I have never directly ask a lady out, they just become my
babe by default.


Don't undermine me, am a very lousy person to those that have the key to my soul grin
I’m ***
Celebrities / Re: Fela Anikulapo-Kuti's Death: 24 Years After - Son Writes by oblaak(m): 2:50pm On Aug 04, 2021
post=104346368:
FOR EVER LIVES ANIKULAPO

It’s been 24 years Fela since you left us.
Twas just like yesterday.
Baba 70,
You are missed but your legacy continues in your children and grandchildren.
Gone but never forgotten.
You left too strong a legacy to be forgotten
!!!”

Going back memory lane on this good Monday.
*singing Baba 70*
Arrangeeee Masters cheesy


"Army Arrangement"


[Chorus]
One day go be one day!
Those wey dey steal the money for government!

Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk
Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk

[Chorus]
Ge ge!

If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you hang you go die
You go die for nothing
We go carry your body go police station
You die wrongfully

Suffer dey Africa, pa pa ra pa
I suffer dey, pa pa ra pa
Condition dey e, pa pa ra pa
Me I no say you be African man
And we dey suffer, pa pa ra pa
Which condition you dey I don't know
The condition me I dey me I know
My condition don reach make I act

If your condition today make you shake
And you still dey not talk the way you feel
Make you open your two ears very well
To hear the truth talk me I dey talk
Listen make you dey agree for me
Every day and night you dey hear me talk
One day you self you agree with me
To dey act the way as you dey feel
Remember if you no act your own
One day of course we must die

Nigeria get the money
Foreign money for oversea
Nigeria get the money
Foreign money for oversea
Announcement start to happen
Newspaper carry them paper
Radio dey shout for studio
Obasanjo turn vocalist
Yar'Adua road manager
Every government statement
Seven billion naira missing
Missing from oversea
Foreign currency scandal
Them start to arrest everybody o


E no finish, e no finish...

Doctor, lawyer, hustlers
Engineer, photographers
Doctor, lawyer, hustlers
Engineer, photographers
All of them Kirikiri
Ten to fifteen years in jail
After one year inside jail
Civilian government take over
Them release all of dem
Them say dem be innocent o

E no finish, e no finish...

Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Them set up inquiry
Them say money no lost o
Them dabaru everybody
Supervisor Obasanjo
Them say make him no talk o
"Money no lost," them shout again
Inquiry come close o


E no finish, e no finish...

Election story nko
Obasanjo plan am very well
Election story nko
Obasanjo plan am very well
Him take old politicians
Wey rule Nigeria before
The same old politicians
Wey spoil Nigeria before
Obasanjo carry all of them
All of them dey there now

E no finish, e no finish...

[Chorus]
Yeah!

The young Africans them get two ears for head
Them get two eyes too
Them dey see the thing wey dey happen
Them dey hear am too
Few people dey fat with big money
And the rest dey hungry
Me Fela, I challenge Obasanjo
Na wayo him dey all the time
Make him carry me go any court
I go open book for am
Na wayo government we dey o
E gba mi o
Na weak government we dey o
Ye paripa o
Na paddy paddy government we dey
E gba mi o

[Chorus]
Yeah!

We give money
Paddy paddy
Arrange ni
Wayo wayo
Economic
We give money
Paddy paddy
Wayo wayo

[Chorus]
Army arrangement!

Add am together, give me the answer
Give me money, add am together
Paddy paddy, add am together
Economic, add am together
Division or multiplication
Mathematician, put am together
One answer you go get
One answer you go get

Give me money, put am together
Paddy paddy, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together
Economic, put am together
Division or multiplication
Mathematician, put am together
One answer you go get
One answer you go get

Give me money, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together...

Give me money, put am together
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o


Give me money, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together
Economic, put am together

[Chorus]
Ju'di! Ju si le!

[Chorus]
One day go be one day!
Those wey dey steal the money for government!

[Chorus]
One day, one day!


Listening to this powerfu lyrics is a testimony that dis country don spoil no be today.
Imagine what the equivalent of 7 BILLION in the 70's is right now?

Nigeria will be great again, in our lifetime.

Why didn’t you give us the lyrics of ‘Buhari an animal in human skin’

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Science/Technology / Re: 16-Foot Crocodiles Feed On Their Young Ones In Botswana (Pictures) by oblaak(m): 11:53pm On Aug 01, 2021
Thermodynamics:


It's funny how you manage to convert a completely unrelated topic into a sermon grin

Jokes apart, I seriously appreciate what you're doing here on nairaland. Kudos and don't be discouraged.

Those animals are crazy though.
I just read his comments as comedy and I’m happy in the end. No hard feelings
Politics / Re: Eid-El-Kabir: Gov. Ugwuanyi Presents Sallah Gifts To Muslims by oblaak(m): 6:12pm On Jul 19, 2021
angry angry

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Politics / Re: Governors Laud Tinubu For Refurbishing Arewa House Library by oblaak(m): 11:17am On Jul 19, 2021
post=103690639:

Hmmmmmm, this is deep!

Dem no like Tinubu, Dem no like Tinubu, but a single day will never pass without you seeing them coming to Lagos State with polythene bags from their villages all across the nation.
Awon werey 100%.

#TeamSTARBOYbtw


Our Darling Darlington,
Before nko
wink

Sometimes I feel your comments are actually built on reverse psychology where you mock Nigerians indirectly with your comments but you make it seem like you’re very serious. I refuse to believe you keep on supporting tyranny and you hate the Igbo’s mostly. Even if 99 people are against someone/something, you’d be the only supporting it. I feel this is some kind of reverse psychology
Politics / Re: Troops Kill 28 ISWAP-Boko Haram Terrorists In Damaturu, Borno (Photos) by oblaak(m): 12:19pm On Jul 05, 2021
post=103372576:


When you read about Boko Haram killing Nigerian soldiers, and they show us no pics, you don't ask for prove, but when we read about our soldiers killing dem bad boys, you ask for pics, videos, voice record of gunshots etc.....

May all the enemies of the country that only want to read bad and negative news against Nigeria end miserably, along with the evil politicians they support.
They can't escape it!

We will win this war that the evil party brought upon our nation.

God bless you.
We will win this war that the evil party brought upon our nation.

God bless you too.

Aren’t you tired of cursing PDP? Even when it’s clear Buhari is the commander of these bandits? Chaiii I pity you bro.
Politics / Re: Police Carried Yoruba Nation Protester Like A Baby by oblaak(m): 4:07pm On Jul 04, 2021
lilvicky68:
Lol..who wears native for protest?? Him think say na owambe..

Na so them dey wear am for here everyday ooo. Monday to Sunday looking for where to chop free food. grin grin

Buhari will regret all these actions. Jagaban will never escape the wrath of the bloods shed on Lagos soil.

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Sports / Re: Crystal Palace Appoints Patrick Vieira As New Manager by oblaak(m): 4:01pm On Jul 04, 2021

Sports / Re: Crystal Palace Appoints Patrick Vieira As New Manager by oblaak(m): 4:01pm On Jul 04, 2021
Very sad news cry

Religion / Re: How Can I Know When God Has Left Me? by oblaak(m): 3:51pm On Jul 04, 2021
Naijaguy12345:



You will begin to fail like Buhari's men.

Politics / Re: Gani Adams: Bandits Mining Our Gold In South-West - Aare Ona Kakanfo by oblaak(m): 11:36am On Jul 04, 2021
vedaxcool:
grin grin grin This liar, hellu-cupta drops weapons for them and you were just looking? You liars should keep playing politics with security just because PMB did not give you pipeline security like was obtainable during the days of GEJ and PDP.
But you believe the fake confessions and script written by DSS about ESN/IPOB willing to gather 2000 heads to bury Ikonso? undecided undecided
Islam for Muslims / Re: Eid-ul-adha Preparation: How Much Is Udiyah/Qurbani Near You? by oblaak(m): 7:23pm On Jul 03, 2021
wumi2017:
May Almighty Allah spare our life's til d day and bless us.. jumat Mubarak �

But how about the lives of those wasted by your Fulani brothers? Will Allah still grant you guys Ibadah?
Politics / Re: Ihedioha Reacts To Nnamdi Kanu’s Arrest, Hails President Buhari by oblaak(m): 10:06am On Jul 02, 2021
ecolime:
I am yet see a Northen leader or cleric attack northern criminals or even Boko Haram that has caused the death of thousands over the years.

I am not a fan of NK, IPOB, ESN neither do I support killing of security forces.

We southerners betray ourselves a lot and the Fulanis are cashing in on this disunity. We need to seat down, be cohesive and have a united front on issues affecting us.
It’s impossible to unite so far we have Yoruba Muslims who share the same faith with Northerners. It will be very difficult

Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho: A Yoruba Woman In Military Uniform Led Attack On His House - SR by oblaak(m): 9:56am On Jul 02, 2021
ALTERNATEID:
See how the OP sensationally twisted the headline to give weapon for tribal bashing. What do you guys gain from misleading and false narratives?

Sunday Igboho was neither killed nor conquered. He’s very much alive and well. I am against his Oduduwa nation agitation but I strongly support his effort to rid the south west off criminal herdsmen.
Why don’t you guys want this country to be dissolved so every region can have a better life even if it will take time? I’m yet to get a very convincing answer from all those against this dissolution
Politics / Re: DSS Launches Manhunt For Sunday Igboho After Recovering Arms From Him by oblaak(m): 8:48am On Jul 02, 2021
Yungmil:
Is surprising the way people attack and mock nnamdi kanu, without seeing the propaganda of this buhari and his herders collaboration.

Miyetti and Fulani's herdsmen are walking freely.

Bokoharam members are granted amnesty.

This northerners are turning us against eachother.

Now they are after Sunday igboho.

Are this guys not fighting for our rights?

Why are we mocking and abusing them?
If only & Simplyleo & Monogamy can answer this. Why are we mocking people who are fighting for us?
Culture / Re: Muslims And Egungun Masquerade Clash In Osogbo (Video) by oblaak(m): 12:31pm On Jul 01, 2021
Honestly Islam is a very terrible religion to practice. Down east with majorly Christians, you’d see several masquerades going about their activities with Christians coming out to watch them perform. We laugh and enjoy the scene and run when they come close. It’s part of the fun, just to be happy. Honestly we just need to separate

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Nwanwuo: Native Doctor Is PRP Candidate In Anambra Governorship Election by oblaak(m): 10:47am On Jul 01, 2021
tutudesz:

He will now be address has formal governorship candidate grin na for the title O! And security will also be given to him too grin
‘addressed as”

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Celebrities / Re: Ben Bruce And Genevieve Nnaji Picture That Got Fans Talking by oblaak(m): 8:36am On Jul 01, 2021
She’s unarguably one of the best and finest female Nigerian actress of all times. Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde is another actress in Genevieve’s category. No other comes close. Give it to them.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Barcelona Contract Has Expired, He Is A Free Agent Now by oblaak(m): 7:37am On Jul 01, 2021
complexBoss12:


This ur joke is so funny I forgot to laugh. You just took your time to write all this about a man you will be never worthy to unlace his boots.

Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Barcelona Contract Has Expired, He Is A Free Agent Now by oblaak(m): 7:36am On Jul 01, 2021
kenzysmith:
not funny bro very weak

Politics / Re: God Told Me About Nnamdi Kanus Arrest Before It Happened - Pastor Omashola by oblaak(m): 7:35am On Jul 01, 2021
LamidiCownu:

God told me too but I didn't understand the message therein.
He showed me 4 sacks of white beans then I saw Lamidi Cownu struggling with a certain flat...headed folk for yellow garri grin cheesy

Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Barcelona Contract Has Expired, He Is A Free Agent Now by oblaak(m): 7:32am On Jul 01, 2021
arantess:

are u retardded

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Barcelona Contract Has Expired, He Is A Free Agent Now by oblaak(m): 12:49am On Jul 01, 2021
Pionel Pessi himself. I was surprised to see that my son came home from school each day without his pen. So I kept on buying more pens until I decided to go find out for myself who was stealing his pens. Honestly what I saw shocked me. I saw Pionel Pessi with a swollen school bag trying to run away and I held him by his neck as a dwarf that he is. Immediately he started confessing and when we opened the bag, we saw 104 stolen pens and 100 of them belonged to a student from Eiber. Pessi, I never knew you could be this wicked.

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Politics / Re: Why Haven't The Presidency React To Nnamdi Kanu Rearrest?? by oblaak(m): 12:42am On Jul 01, 2021
It will be very funny the way these whole brouhaha will end. No be Naija we gather dey? grin grin MNK will be a free man soon and when this happens, Igbokwe the gutter cleaner in the drug barons backyard should never think or returning home because what happened to the senate president in Germany where he went to eat roasted yam and red oil will be worse. The shovel he uses to pack those bigi cola plastic bottles in Tinubu gutter will be used to transfer his remains to the pit

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