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RomanceRe: A Lady Is Four Months Pregnant For Me And She's Hiding It From Me. by oblaak(m): 8:30am On Nov 25, 2019
hadduni:
Well op, you are really silly. You knew quite well for the past 2 years that you don't want her has a life partner yet you kept on digging her... Her pregnancy is your cross. You can't eat your cake and have it.
You are more concerned that you discovered that she has gone past are first trimester... She probably hid the pregnancy because she tot you will ask her to abort it.
So it’s not enough to speak English with Yoruba accent, you even write English in the same Yoruba accent. Who do you this thing?
HealthRe: Burning/Burying Of Placenta: Right Or Wrong Action? by oblaak(m): 9:04pm On Nov 21, 2019
Holysuck:
Today is my birthday , nairalanders show me some love.
Why posting your picture here on nairaland? Are you dying from lack of attention or what? Your mumu never do?
Music/RadioRe: Why Angelique Kidjo Is Burna Boy’s Biggest Threat In Grammy Awards Category by oblaak(m): 8:50pm On Nov 21, 2019
safarigirl:
We know she is his biggest threat, but what is the point of winning, if the competition is weak?

Burna Boy is the new age of African music, and possibly the youngest Nigerian act from Nigeria to get a nomination this century. He did it without being snuck into an international artiste's album or song. This is his original work and just being a Grammy nominee will boost his CV.

I doubt Angelique won it at her first go anyway
Oh, Wizkid no be the new face of African music again as una use talk before?

PoliticsRe: Blessing Agbomhere, Others Resign From PDP In Edo by oblaak(m): 8:29pm On Nov 21, 2019
They need to learn the new looting techniques from the opposition. Nobody wan carry last.

CelebritiesRe: Tacha Wishes Jack Dorsey A Happy Birthday In Live Video Call by oblaak(m): 11:22am On Nov 20, 2019
NGRsenate:
I’m waiting for the real haters to come online.

Babe has trended almost everyday since the show ended.

I’m glad she’s becoming a better version of herself. I hope she rides this trend wisely till big things start happening.
Lol, trended you mean? Those trends are actually from paid agents who created a WhatsApp group on what trend should be allowed to fly for the day. Check the whole daily trends and see that they don’t say any meaningful thing there. They keep on repeating same thing over and over again. It’s even stale already. Shame on you
CrimeRe: Police And Army Officers Fight In Lagos After Policeman Hit A Soldier (Photos) by oblaak(m): 10:59am On Nov 20, 2019
PoliticsRe: APC Has No Governorship Candidate In Bayelsa - Court by oblaak(m): 9:07am On Nov 16, 2019
Viula:
I don't know when you served in Bayelsa o but the truth is this time around it's different, the odd is in favour of APC
lol. But they don’t have candidate
PoliticsRe: APC Has No Governorship Candidate In Bayelsa - Court by oblaak(m): 9:04am On Nov 16, 2019
DennisEche:
SOME BODY'S FATHER YOU ARE USING AS MEME, PLS IS DEMEANING, DO NOT BE AN ADVOCATE OF SOMEONES MISFORTUNE.
Lol. I didn’t send someone’s father to drink to stupor
PoliticsRe: APC Has No Governorship Candidate In Bayelsa - Court by oblaak(m): 11:29am On Nov 14, 2019
Lol. This people don’t understand that there’s no power on earth that will make APC take over Bayelsa state. If other PDP states give APC a chance, Bayelsa is the last state I know that will ever consider APC.

Those of you whom have been recruited to take part in the elections, I’m sorry for you in advance. I served in Bayelsa and I know what their election look like. Lagos still dey learn where Bayelsa Dey for violence.

PoliticsRe: Promise Not To Arrest Nnamdi Kanu If He Comes Home, Ezeife Tells FG by oblaak(m): 9:07am On Nov 11, 2019
Ruggedniggaone:
is like you don't know that there is no different between nnamdi cownu and shekau both of them are the leaders of the deadliest terrorist that deserve to be arrested and send to kuje prison immediately they step on Nigeria soil no place for terrorist in Nigeria he should just land on Biafra soil and be spending Biafra money till he go back failure to do that is an invitation to operation lion smile
Bro, you mean you wrote all these without any form of punctuations? It’s really difficult trying to comprehend this gibberish you wrote. Please try using your necessary punctuation marks next time.
RomanceRe: Bride Rocks Massive Cleavage Baring Dress On Wedding Day by oblaak(m): 6:57am On Nov 08, 2019
Ok
PoliticsRe: Buhari Denies Sidelining Osinbajo After Sacking VP's Aides by oblaak(m): 1:26am On Nov 07, 2019
Buhari: Abba Kyari, why is Aso rock toilet so dirty?

Abba Kyari: sorry sir, Osibanjo has gone to buy brush and detergent to wash it. He’ll wash it perfectly.

Funtua: I’ll deal with that errand boy when he returns. He should be happy he has something to keep him busy. There are people looking to wash toilets in this our Aso rock, a job we gave to Osibande and he’s not putting in much efforts.

Buhari: Kyari make sure you give him a heavy knock when he returns.
PoliticsRe: No World Leader Is As Irresponsible As A Nigerian President-Kukah (2018) by oblaak(m): 1:25am On Nov 07, 2019
Of course who else will be more useless than the idiot we have in Aso rock but who is currently in London signing bills he can’t even read or understand. Mugabe (though dead but his manhood still lives on) is still better and more effective than the kunu guzzling snail we have here.

I’ll come back tomorrow to continue.

PoliticsRe: ALGON Condemns Attack On Oba Of Lagos, Obaseki, Shaibu, Others At Oshiomhole’s H by oblaak(m): 1:25am On Nov 07, 2019
My girlfriend is from Edo and she just made an open confession to me that she flies at night and she’s serious about it. She’s asking if I know where we can go for deliverance. Please help a brother.
Science/TechnologyRe: Crocodile Captured In Arepo, Lagos - Ibadan Expressway (Photos) by oblaak(m): 1:05am On Nov 07, 2019
Kizzygentle:
That's why we are blacks. In Europe if u capture such animal alive and hand it over to zoologists u become a hero with reward but here the 1st thing that comes to mind is asun. After eating it what next? See the way they are even happy carrying it to slaughter. Chai. Even keeping it as a pet and feeding it is better off than slaughtering it to eat. No animal is wild when managed properly. The moment u feed them well they become ur best friend and they ease out stress thats why the whites are always happy. Damn.
Please how can I make my goat ease out stress for me? My yam and plantain has never remained the same since I bought that goat
PoliticsRe: Why Lagos Assembly, APC Want Ambode Jailed by oblaak(m): 3:20pm On Oct 23, 2019
Unrated900:
All this stupid polithiefians keep exposing Abode

Because the part of the looted money did not touch their hands.

You will never give the post to educated young chalet.


60 70 80 years old fools will be ruling the entire states milking the sources plus basic Amenities buying g-wagons for female gal friends.while the graduate are been employed to drive BRT buses

Tout driving the best cars while the Bsc holders are there riding napeps ups and down

To the youths this is not a country, get your bags and leave so your generation can succeed.
This is the best truth I’ve seen on nairaland since I joined.
CelebritiesRe: Symply Tacha Becomes House Of Lunettes Brand Ambassador by oblaak(m): 3:35pm On Oct 17, 2019
ibnlawal:
I'm not a fan of BBN, I've never watched their show buh I see their updates on nairaland. I saw how people shame this girl, rain abuses on her, and I just felt compassion for her. Tho, she has her numerous flaws, i think she's turn a new leaf...All the sh*t things she's done z now behind her, she's going to be biggest star of BBN housemates.

More of you shaa! Stride above all stars, miss tacha!
I can't believe I even followed her on IG....Awww
Why can’t you believe you followed her on IG? You’re part of the problem we’re talking about.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Government Launches Operation Kpochapu 2 (Photos) by oblaak(m): 2:16pm On Oct 11, 2019
Anambra bu nke anyi. Chukwu gozie ndi Anambra state. O ga diri unu Mma.

Let us do everything possible ka Anambra buru uzo n’ihe nile.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Pepper Dem Meets Double Wahala Housemates (Photos) by oblaak(m): 7:54am On Oct 01, 2019
Clear road. The realest queen and twerker is here. Mother of all dragons

TV/MoviesRe: Photos Of Tacha Using Perfume After Mercy Told Her She Is Smelling by oblaak(m): 12:46pm On Sep 27, 2019
tyler365:
I'm starting to like this girl
Mumu
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Police Recruitment: ‘candidates Don’t Know Names Of Nigeria President, CJN’ by oblaak(m): 8:20pm On Sep 16, 2019
Olanipekun1:
Nigeria don't have president

Buhari is just a criminal vagabond gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping monkey called presidiot mumuhamado mumuharii

very useless classless criminal terrorist old hag kunu guzzling bastard terrorist with shrink dick
all he knows is eat, sleep, terrorize, sip burukutu, repeat

thunder scatter buhari Insha'Allah Amin
thunder scatter buhari Insha'Allah Amin
thunder scatter aisha masha Allah Amin
Bros easy na. I wan fall where I Dey Laugh. Chaiii
Car TalkRe: List Of 24 Cars You Should Never Buy By Nigerian Twitter User (Photos) by oblaak(m): 4:49am On Aug 23, 2019
KingBaba1:
2 to 3 months is OK for your matrix before u Service it. You should even know while driving when it's due for servicing and need d to be serviced
I thought as much. Thanks sir
Car TalkRe: List Of 24 Cars You Should Never Buy By Nigerian Twitter User (Photos) by oblaak(m): 4:49am On Aug 23, 2019
queenfav:
lol.. Oga this one is hard o. I service my car every 3-5 months cos it's for private use,plus don't move around so much. But I think u should ask the guys who service your car. Mine suggested every 3 months.
Ok then. Thanks
Car TalkRe: List Of 24 Cars You Should Never Buy By Nigerian Twitter User (Photos) by oblaak(m): 7:57pm On Aug 22, 2019
queenfav:
No wonder people are selling their range rovers for 2m plus on jiji. For me Toyota camry 06 is peace of mind personified. The car doesn't stress me at all.Very low fuel consumption and durable engine. I just service it once in 3-5 months, do wheel balancing and alignment.. Shikena. I have never had to buy any part for the car since January.
Well done sis. I want to ask a question. I drive a Toyota Matrix 2003 model which I use for Uber/Taxify business. I’ve asked how often I can service it since I’m always on the road. Some said I should calculate the odometer from when I started and service it when it gets to a certain number but I don’t even understand that one. I’ve read online and some people say they service their cars once in 6 months and some others once in a year. The previous corolla I was driving for an angent under this Uber platform said I should be servicing the car every 6 weeks. So I want to ask, how often is it okay to service my Toyota Matrix? Every six weeks or once in 2 to 3 months? Thanks as I anticipate your reply.
Christianity EtcRe: Modele Fatoyinbo: I Am Not Your Friend If You Don’t Celebrate Biodun Fatoyinbo by oblaak(m): 12:23pm On Aug 15, 2019
cuteboy2:
Maybe you should ask Pastor Fatoyinbo that question. He is the one who made that statement. There is a video of him preaching to his congregation and saying that. He judged himself
Then same applies to you since you agree.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Returns To The Pulpit Amid Rape Allegation Case by oblaak(m): 8:14pm On Aug 05, 2019
muzeze77:
I believe her, I believe her because
1) most raped victims are affected for a long time
2) she is a mother and a wife. Which man has come out to say she was wayward ? this man on the other hand has been accused before
3) what does she stand to gain or lose? She has lost her privacy ,she is not after his money, she told the truth

What of if she was your sister , mother ? It's time to give rape victims a voice in Nigeria . It might be your sister ,daughter in the future
What if it was your brother or father that was accused?
PoliticsRe: Will Any Government In The World Sit And Watch A "Revolution" Protest? by oblaak(m): 7:51pm On Aug 05, 2019
WiLdFLame:
Only jobless and unpatriotic support this shits. No sane Yoruba is supporting Sowore. Because we don’t destroy. We build and negotiate. Now Sowore is being supported by the Ibos. Dem don hijack am because they hate buhari with passion. You igbos has always been making bad political decisions in the contemporary. If you ipobs wants revolution. Good and fine . Take it to southeast. Let the second Biafra war start and the little development there be destroyed. It's for the better of Southwest. Shebi una talk say una wan no wise ba. I don't know why the igbos hates Buhari much. When your kinsmen was there why una no Organise revolution. You all shouting revolution. Go and start with your family first. Then come back latter if you want it not .
Why should we organize a revolution when our brother was there? The economy was in good shape of course and everyone enjoyed. But see what kind of mess your brother has put us in now. Hunger, deaths, stealing and everything bad. Why won’t a sane nation revolt against this kind of clueless government?
SportsRe: Man Utd Offered Two Juventus Players Plus Cash For Lukaku Transfer (sun) by oblaak(m): 10:34am On Jul 31, 2019
Dizzyrascal:
even if Juventus is only swapping Dybala for lukaku, I still believe it would be a good deal. And @obembet I have posted my real picture on my profile as you requested yesterday. More pics are still available, all you need do is ask
Take down your picture please. You don’t look good at all.
PoliticsRe: “Nigerians Are Angry” – Abdulsalami Abubakar Worried About Security Crisis by oblaak(m): 1:11pm On Jul 30, 2019
I don’t want to die like this

BusinessRe: 'Never Be Ashamed Of Your Hustle' - Man Who Sells Yam Advises by oblaak(m): 4:03pm On Jul 26, 2019
A message to
CrimeRe: Phone Thief Burnt To Death In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by oblaak(m): 4:07pm On Jul 25, 2019
post=80598449:
All because of a phone?!
They burnt a whole human being to death,
Just because of a phone that may be less than 30 euro?

But these same sets of animals keep praising and raisng their hands for corrupt and evil politicians that have raped and looted their future and that of their unborn children?!
Stealing BILLIONS of POUNDS and DOLLARS!


This fool, why do you keep using this line always? What is your stupid messiah doing now? Dead bbq seller.

Calling these sets of youths animals is an insult to the animal kingdom!
This is just so sad and painful.

Goodnight Nairaland!
Damn it!
cry cry

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