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You will break both their head‘s and tell them april fool too.
Mtecheeew!!

Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year to all nairalander‘s

I have only aborted once in my life.

centje: she jst pointed to the obvious. Check out a Lady's replies: ok,fine,hmmm,yes,no,nice and so on...only few can and knows what it takes to maintain a conversation.

Exactly!Vry bore set of gurls.little wonder almost all of them have fishbrain!!
*wink*

I dont gerrit.can someone pls explain what and how that app can be used?

lanreni: i don't think brAin_lEss fowls can be paid 350K per month!

Abi!! U tink say na #300k e dey earn?Wer d MUMU dey wrk sef?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Everything about it.

You cannot marry someone who cannot trust you. . . No one deserves that
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Your right.mistrust breeds insecurity,insecurity then results to issues that you never wished to be part of in the first place.
@OP,Thres no assurance or guarantee from ur ends meant for resolvin this challenge with both of you cos the more d guy tries to calm down,the more he may still continue to find means and avenues of not trusting you.its really gona be difficult mostly for u.another thing,maybe because you too fine...
*wink*

Intrepid!:
This broda na yahoo papa. You wan blow average of N300,000 on your gyelfriend 'cos she is clocking 30? Either you are trolling people here and just running your mouth off for the sake of it, or you didn't make that money legally. No-one who works a normal job will shell out that much on a goddam birthday, mehn.

Gbam!!!

Adanyebe: YES IF ONLY THE TROUBLE IS WORTH THE LOVE!

Your right.nothing good comes easy.so if u wana enjoy what a good love life will bring,work hard to earn it

oubi: Who Ʊ Ɗƺƴ ask?
Whn Ʊ were applying, did Ʊ tell or ask any body anytin.. Mtcheeeew.

Loooolest!!!
God go bless u jare.u dey mind them?Na so them go dey ask foolish questions on what not to expect in interviews but when they apply,they wont hint NL‘S they applied.
stupid,stingy self centered people

Was wondering .how possible can you date a married man for 2 years without coding?
Mtecheeeeew

hardbody: I have tons of these brain wrackers in a compendium of Logic texts, although it is in soft copy. Any interested NLander can send an email and I will send a copy to them. Although I must confess I never read beyond the first few pages. Fortunately I am gainfully employed and so would not b needing those question and answer sessions. Before I forget, Accenture embarrassed me with one of those questions way back in time, I felt very stupid when I got home and realized I goofed.

Hardbody,pls e-mail dos stuffs to:
babajide06@yahoo.co.uk.
tanx.
Note: 06 is numerical

Still believe in Nigeria.....
Still believe on Nigerians.....
Surely,we will get there.....
Most definately,we will overcome......

190: Nah I prefer d tight ones dat doctors haven't tampered wif
Their punanies

cu. are they not betr than those useless gurls who hav already aborted all what is left inside their
womb and they come and acting and pretending 'God's time is the best'

Flygerian.:
Answer the call first to know why u'r being called even if the persons calls 10times. U haven't picked the call yet and already assuming the person has nothing important to say?

Gbam!!!
@OP
Torey finish...

Sijo01: Where are the consultants and councellors U gat a patient on emergency ward

Lolz.
So much for emergency ward.religion&dis intimate issues sef!!
Will this nw be right to ask the OP:
U mean no summerslamning testing before marriage??
Eyah!Jst manage u hear!!

Ivynwa: She mustn't say I didn't told her so?
Isn't English much fun when you throw caution to the wind and speak it like nothing dey happen? Isn't that what makes "broken English" sweet?

Lolz.
I tire oo.must she even spoke or wrote the english when it seems she‘s an expert in the pidgen english?

Tenderly1: you don't have the right to judge her actions no matter what she has done.

[quote author=Tenderly1]Meaning you wil do same??

Yeah!Learnt those wit ND/DIPLOMA re in training now&for graduates,recruitment wil start soon.so watch out!!

Kobojunkie: Has the moon shown up yet?

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No. I think boko haram has bombed the moon...

[/quote][quote author=CyberG]^Instead of you people to tell where Sheka us, you are dancing azonto around the fatwa issued on this man!
Ol boi...
U funny oo!!

@OP Com sef,is this a question or an inquiry?If i my ask you,
How old are u?

IZUKWU: Make she come visit you jor! , abi you no get house. Or do still de live with your parents.

@OP Abi oo!i only knw of guys camping women nt women camping men!!
u shd alow her visit you not u visitin her.dt way,ur in control and u cn easily take charge whtevr the circumstances might be.if she refuses,giv her that implicit trust of her comfort and security.bsyds,she trusts u for her to ve invited u ovr to abj.the ball in ur court.bt pls,be vry kiafl.
g\luck

Ranoscky: For her havin the guts to com ask u such question, i am safe to say that gal is been fuckin around behind u!

What an asspie she is.

[quote author=Ranoscky]Yea!
@OP
Testn ur simplicity4cowardice i wld admit.she tested u by sayn she ws kisd&u blivd,toloratd&accomodated dt?
She wntd seen ur reaction.
Meanin her punny ws whooped!!
She‘s testn u again she‘s gona slip ovr?
Meanin she‘s goin4 somtn ur alrdy sure she wil induldge.
Guy,‘thm no dey tel blind man say rain dey fall‘.
So read inbtw d lines.

[quote author=190][color=red] This is why i always advice couples to have sex before getting married

OP - if you had shagged that dude over 50tymes before marrying him
you would have had the option of either running or managing that OBO
Now see your punny is on fire,
anyway time hes done, ask him 2 pour water put to quence the fire

olodo
Gbam!!
Guy i too dey bliv ur yarns.
Imagine,hw cn i purchase lets say a toks vehicle & wil not mke effort2 test run to knw hw efficient,effective,checkn of engine& a gud buy dt vehicle wil b?
@OP
Am in full suport of sex b4 marriage.so dint u guys test run urself‘s b4 getn eloped?Dint u knw b4 nw dt ur hubby‘s joystick na igi ope!!!

Alo NL‘S,
Dont know if this topic has ever been discussed on this forum.Its word been used virtually by all ethnic grps in NIG & one wonders if thse three major LANG & evn dos 4rm south south dnt ve their own word for WAHALA bt alwyz been quoted during communication by all tribes in NIG.the hausa‘s wld say‘MASALA‘ 4 WAHALA,the ibo‘s nko!The yoruba‘s wil say is WAHALA.My questn nw is;wch tribe owns d word & why is it commonly used amongst these tribes?
So wz ur take guys?