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Mschewwwww, will also appear rusty no matter what she does!

First goodnews to come out of the Tinubu regime.
They should add fake condoms and fake antiretroviral drugs, make people just de practice abstinence
Una to nack for that country ahn ahn

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Nothing is more painful than watch intelligent people being ruled by dullards.
But what do you expect from a Nation that is ruled by a drug baron/exconvict with questionable family tree

It's been happening for long, the margin is just closing now and women are more desperate and settling for hungry younger guys.
Even Toke's sperm donor is allegedly a younger mixed race guy from a rich home.
He's 5yrs younger!

With eyes like that, wetin e gain e fit nor face em studies

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This is evidence every Almajiri girl in the North can be as fresh as Layal Tinubu if given the same treatment.
Even Seyi Tinubu would just be like Portable if not for the privilege and his father's money.
I like how white people look beyond the past and marry ladies, a typical Nigerian would have run away thinking she has been used as a seggz slave by terrorist but a white man would see the other side that, that means she would be a nympho and he wont lack seggz

The last reasonable IGP Nigeria had was Tafa Balogun, since then it has been politicized and police used to enable crime than fight it.
An IGP that flies PJ around the country while the NPF retirees are subjected to abject poverty and some are even having to take up abandoned uniform to extort motorists and form fake cops.
A country that a constable earns less than 150k but knows he can make over 500k from extortion and split it between him and the DPO, while the DPO also remits some up the ladder till it gets to the IGP.
Nigeria is the best place to be a criminal, steal and pay the police to guard you. Infact, they will negotiate and even arrest the owner of the money you stole.

I have never been happier for someone that I do not know like I am happy for this guy.
He fought a silent battle that became known because the other lady played the victim card and rode on misogyny for sympathy but God is not a sleeping god.
Tuface has also maintained his silence in the midst of all this turmoil, not telling it all for people to know how evil she was and still is.
I admire his courage, maturity and of all, his willingness to move on amidst all the media frenzy of people that never knew the truth but swallowed the narration of a non-victimised abuser.
Tubaba, I pray your home shall be blessed and I trust you to bear bountiful fruits (at least we know you are fruitful and your genes are strong).
Cheers buddy!

Money Miss Road
How do you abuse someone's mother and you are also a parent.
Money can never buy class...

Effortless the cheapest rolex in the class of other rolexes.
If truly the watch was $15k, then he should have given him a $1k Seiko and then dash him the balance.
How do you give someone this stainless steel rolex that Rolex made when testing out how to make watches and then get any praise.
Rubbish!

That's a boeing turned to a private jet-like plane.
The money for the renovation can buy another small g4 jet
Meanwhile, there is one untalented, one song out of an album noisemaker lying about his father's jet being his own

Biodun1929:
Is it that spot along Akerele, before post office and Havana hospital?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa, u sabi am die.
U don collect tarmac money for Randle junction before abi?

U forgot to add IYA KIISUN in Surulere
Na that place we de chop amala for Shitta after we comot club
Chai, I miss Lere days

Greatest money launderer in Nigeria lol
Don't worry, all your secrets will be exposed once ADC comes in

The guy know say dem go find one random person replace am for prison while he clubs upandan Lagos n Warri.
People have very vague idea the rot in the Nigerian Justice system and the decay in the country as a whole.
Even Jesus becomes the President and PO becomes the Vice, it will take them about 100yrs to turn things around

Good!
Cos proper neuronal growth that forms decision making does not start till 16, hence the reason that is the age most countries abroad peg as 'independent age'
I hope those advanced secondary schools parading themselves as private Universities will also imbibe this.
No need raising 'pampers' adults all in the name of going CU, people that can't function without calling Mummy at 24 lol

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Had a similar experience when I was in Nigeria. The boss that time just came to relieve my main boss and for no reason didn't like me. He then gave me 74.9 in full year appraisal knowing fully well I would need 75 to get a promotion and the company will never round up.

He begged him, cried and did everything but he left it that way.

When the guy dies a few months after, I was happy and murmured 'good for him'

Took my mum's intervention to explain life to me and then pray for forgiveness for me to move past this.

Life!

Yankee101:
Please take take of your health while chasing money and especially when you begin to make money. Trekking, fasting and skipping meals has advantages. The billionaires who have a fasting culture are healthier, it’s not by accident. Intentionally denying yourself some meals that’s available to you and avoiding a sedentary lifestyle is important as your money can now afford cooks and drivers and people do everything for you , it can destroy your health

Intentionally skip meals even if food is always available by intermittent fasting, eat lots of fruits and vegetables, exercise, take walks

It doesn't make sense to make so much money and you can’t enjoy it because of diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart issues. These will damage your organs including your kidneys, eyes and leg function or even heart attack. Plus all the food you used to like will be cut off by your doctor if you want to live. So go with moderation from the beginning so you can still eat almost all types of food all your life

So you typed all this rubbish not to advise but to mock Adenuga for his health issues?
God will help you, you forgot no matter how healthy you eat, some weight gain and health issues are hereditary and almost avoidable.

Na DonJazzy nah, everybody for Hackney know say na GAYBRIEL.



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APC online miscreants working day and night to dent the image of the new coalition party. Tinubu wants to work all angles; use the online ones to poison the minds of people and then use Oluomo, Samlarry and co to hijack ballot boxes during election. The way he is desperate for re-election, he can even allow Adebole to move Redeemed Camp to Aso rock road just to get the votes of gullible christians.

Hope, I am really interested to know your relationship with the deceased or you are just a good scholar of Northern history?
Either ways, you are one of the few Nairalanders with good knowledge and writing skills.
KUDOS!

1st 2 comment.
5eun suppose waka come from em FaceMeIFace you house for Sango come prostrate for me here.
E nor easy in this military regime of 30 characters o

People that forged result, age, name, family heritage etc are becoming President but a poor orphan that legitimately graduated is being treated this way lol