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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Kids Peter Obi Sponsored To Europe As Governo For Tournament Emerges by OboOlora(f): 12:15pm On Jul 16 |
He may not be a saint but he will definitely be less corrupt than these old dying folks. I personally do not expect any miracle from him, no Messiah can fix Nigeria BTW but I know he will listen to the voice of the people. The day I heard that Dangote is importing crude oil from Brazil to Nigeria, then refining it to sell back to Nigerians is the day I gave up on Nigeria. How can you buy what you have in abundance? Turned out the reason is because a past President (someone please confirm which one?) has traded our oil for the next ***years. That means any President that comes in will inherit huge debt and then leave worse huge debt. Painful thing is, Oil is the only resources we depend on and by 2050, the world would be EV-dominated so no one will need the oil. If you are over 25 and you are not thinking of how to get dual citizenship, I pray God provides for you to do so or maybe open your eyes to see the future is bleak. It is well..... 18 Likes |
Travel / Re: UAE Slams ₦640,000 Non-Refundable Fee On Nigerians For Visa by OboOlora(f): 11:00am On Jul 16 |
The money nor plenty, na ur currency bad. That's just $400 7 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Naira Depreciation Escalates Manufactured Goods Imports 139% To N5.74trn by OboOlora(f): 1:09pm On Jul 15 |
Pple abroad are enjoying it, small £20k, we don buy big house from hungry Nigerians. This administration really favour us lol 15 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Kemi Badenoch Most Popular Choice To Be Next Tory Leader by OboOlora(f): 1:26pm On Jul 10 |
Looks so much like her sister, Funlola Adegoke! 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: Fg Gives Contractors Handling Emergency Projects Three Months Deadline by OboOlora(f): 11:52am On Jul 09 |
Deadline with 10% mobilization fee so the next government can inherit the 90% balance as debt. How can you give 3months to complete a project, even Lagos-Ibadan expressway took 13yrs 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Congratulates UK Prime Minister, Keir Starmer by OboOlora(f): 3:40pm On Jul 05 |
Werey, dakudaji President. If Sunak did what U did, Starmer won't be President. Redeem your image now and give the mandate back to its owner Ole ajiboleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: ‘Don’t Donate Your Pension Benefits To Churches, Mosques’- Sanwo-Olu Pays N4.46b by OboOlora(f): 3:02pm On Jul 05 |
Good advice from the puppet governor. Before people like Oledepo go use the money buy fuel for jet or renovate University wey 90% of em church members nor fit afford to send their children. gOD of men 4 Likes |
Education / Re: Eldee The Don 18years Later by OboOlora(f): 11:09am On Jul 05 |
One of the pioneers of good music group in Nigeria back then. |
Travel / Re: Massive Traffic Jams As The Approach Roads To Third Mainland Bridge Are Flooded by OboOlora(f): 10:15am On Jul 03 |
MegaCity but small rain, and the roads turn to Indian Ocean. Any Igbo man that invests in Lagos more than in the East is a bast@rd! 41 Likes 5 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Asks US Voters To Stop Donald Trump After Supreme Court Failed To by OboOlora(f): 4:17pm On Jul 02 |
werey handicapped don de fear. The only reason Nigerians don't want Trump is because of the immigration. Other than that, the world won't be at war if he was president. BYEdin Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 19 Likes 1 Share |
Food / Re: What Is The Creepiest Meat For You? by OboOlora(f): 2:54pm On Jul 02 |
Women that suck uncircumcised deeks too are complaining that some meats are creepy. If you can put that jobolojobolo in your mouth, u can even eat an octopus raw lol ekoshidanu jare 20 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Airforce Helicopter Reportedly Crashes In Kaduna by OboOlora(f): 10:52am On Jul 01 |
TV/Movies / Re: Rita Dominic Slams A Critic Of Her ‘Lekki Wives' Appearance by OboOlora(f): 9:28am On Jul 01 |
That's why she will never measure up to Genevieve or Stephanie or even Omotola. She is just slightly better than Destiny Etiko, husband snatcher oshi 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Nigerian Family Gets Deported From UK After Reporting Each Other (Vid) by OboOlora(f): 12:58pm On Jun 21 |
This is an old gist BTW, and what is HOME LAND SECURITY madam reporter? Nor be new thing, this kind of story is rampant in UK at the moment. Most men are at the mercy of the women, and the women are bleeping anyhow cos they make the same amount of money as the men (sometimes even more cos they pack extra shift more than the husbands). Women will only respect you when you are financially better than them. If they feel they are at par with you, and share financial responsibilities with you, otilor. The way they are bleeping those COS girls, afi ki Olorun shaaanu. Visit my page to read a story about one... 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Cross River Govt Rehabilitates Obudu Cattle Ranch by OboOlora(f): 10:35am On Jun 20 |
Does not make sense It is still wayy cheaper to vacation in The Gambia than to vacation in most resorts in Nigeria. Why would I waste money to stay in a resort in Nigeria with those dirty Epe water than to watch Indian ocean in Zanzibar while I am being smashed to the waves from the oceans |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Receives President Ramaphosa In His Hotel by OboOlora(f): 10:09am On Jun 20 |
Damage control, he was never exactly wanted in SA in the first place. Werey, dakudaji President 73 Likes 11 Shares |
Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Visits Nigerian College Of Aviation Technology by OboOlora(f): 9:16am On Jun 20 |
A lawyer leading the aviation industry in a country being led by a former drug dealer with questionable source of income and fake identity. Nigeria is just one comedy show on repeat walahi 6 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Ojude Oba Sunglasses Edition (Pictures) by OboOlora(f): 7:22pm On Jun 19 |
blingxx:Who is he, an MD? Very razz behaviour, drinking beer on the road almost half naked with mud houses all around him. or haven't u seen the video? |
Fashion / Re: Ojude Oba Sunglasses Edition (Pictures) by OboOlora(f): 10:21am On Jun 19 |
Most are fake, maybe all sef except Dapo's own. 16 Likes 3 Shares |
Family / Re: Happy Father's Day From A Wonderful Wife by OboOlora(f): 3:43pm On Jun 18 |
Still do DNA test I have seen a woman that took her husband to Dubai for their 10th yr wedding anniversary and she had her sugar daddy in another room in that hotel. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Music/Radio / Re: Rema's Calm Down Makes Afrobeats History In The US by OboOlora(f): 12:27pm On Jun 18 |
He should be grateful to the girl he featured and Don Jazzy that gave him the beats That song is played everywhere abroad He is about to become another SlimCase after leaving Don Jazzy lol 8 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: NFF To Punish Victor Osimhen Over Improper Conduct by OboOlora(f): 10:55am On Jun 18 |
Victor wey go soon get one injury now, end for sick bed or bench. Career pari niyen Make e go ask Celestine Babayaro wey de sell agbalumo with wheel barrow for Lokoja 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The 10 Countries With World's Largest Oil Reserves by OboOlora(f): 9:17am On Jun 18 |
So indirectly; Oil is either a blessing or a curse. A blessing to Saudi but a curse to Venezuela and Nigeria A blessing to the Northern Nigeria but a curse to South South and Niger Delta Can't wait for EVs and climate control to take over the world by 2030, then Nigeria will know their oil is useless and then go back to agriculture. Interesting times ahead... 7 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Recent Photos Of Comedian Real Warri Pikin Spark Reactions by OboOlora(f): 2:26pm On Jun 17 |
Men are f00lish. How is this even attractive to them. The lady is uglee, her face is terrible and she has bad teeth n mouth The a55 is also filled with cellulite and probably stretch marks and bad odour Una go just de fantasize on top dirt Men will sleep with anything Tueeeeeee 130 Likes 12 Shares |
Crime / Re: Harrison Gwamnishu Declared "Enemy Of The Police Force" - Activist Cries Out by OboOlora(f): 4:02pm On Jun 14 |
Don't know who he is but if policemen declare u an enemy, e worse pass make CIA & Al-Qaeda de find u. Better runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 5 Likes |
Food / Re: How Una See This Thing. Did I Do Something Bad? by OboOlora(f): 1:35pm On Jun 13 |
Next time, u for use style use hand hit am make e fall and the bottle break The order another one 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Sota Omoigui Reacts To The Change Of National Anthem: Change Your Ways & Not ... by OboOlora(f): 3:33pm On Jun 11 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 500k Per Month In Nigeria Or 2000pounds Per Month In The Uk by OboOlora(f): 1:27pm On Jun 10 |
techcorb: Which caregiver will make £4k/month after tax in the UK. Na so una de talk rubbish wey una nor know. Do you know £4k/month after tax is roughly £70k/annum b4 tax? Even if u pack all the extra shifts and almost kill urslef, max na 3k/month after tax The more u work, the more Tax takes. 72 Likes 4 Shares |
Travel / Did Nigerian Girls Also JAPA With The Hookup Trend To The UK? by OboOlora(f): 10:19am On Jun 10 |
I have been living in London for over 6years but never been to this Nigerian restaurant. 'Demo, make we go chop for this new place for Orpington. Heard their amala and gbegiri is mad fam' my friend said. As omo ogbon, I quickly had my bathe, wore a lovely versace shirt on a nameless pair of jeans from Primark and my jordans to complete the roadman (but with a touch of finesse) look. My friend picked me up in his 2023 GLB and off we went to this place. Cut long story short, we sha entered, got seated, made our orders and just silently chatted away while we stylishly observed around while Nigerians in there made noise and nodded to the tune of Burna playing in the background. Then something caught my attention, a lady in puffer jacket (sign that showed she came with public transport) sat beside a guy (assumably her BF) but consistently stared in our direction. I jerked my friend and he also noticed. Ok, no time to check time. Amala sha came and we started eating with poise while checking our phones and still catching some glimpse of the 'open admirer'. As we were going to order take away, her assumed BF stood up to go to the restroom and alas, she stood up, came to my seat and dropped a piece of paper. I quickly hid it beside the glass of water in my front and watched her waltz back to her seat casually while I used the opportunity to also assess her backside (shey omo yi le gba doggy bi Bolanle Peckham). We paid and left for our usual lounge in Old Kent road to step down the amala with some cold lager and that was when I had the chance to check the note and it read, 'U LOOK SO CUTE, CALL ME 07458******* (Mide). 'Oh wow, baba. U don hit jackpot o. Omo yen ma sha e bajebaje' my friend said. I just smiled sheepishly like an army general who just saw a civilian in camo. After all the calls and chats, we sha agreed to have lunch at a McDonalds close to her house. NJi story ba bere eyin fans mi. This girl began to narrate how she came here on student visa. Borrowed money to pay school fees, accommodation issues, now staying with a guy that uses her as a sex machine etc. Oya pele baby, but man here ain't got any better plans for you, you know. Having framed empathy (with plenty eiyahs like Nigerians like to hear), I told her to follow me to finish the conversation and also drop her off. 'Ha Noooooo, you can't drop me off. The guy I stay with is very jealous and I don't want him to chase me out except you can house me if he does' She said. No baby, no housing option here, but sare gbe oko mi senu my dear. 'U know I don't do this on a normal day but I just like u as a person' She said. 'Me too, but pls make sure you swallow' I responded. We sha finished and I just gave her £30 cos I was moved by her story. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Now this is just one of numerous stories I have experienced and heard in the last 2/3years especially with this post-pandemic JAPA crew. Is it because most of them relocated as the 1st travel experience? Is it because the weather is so cold people can't stay sexless? Is it because they are broke and almost jobless? Or is it just another hookup pandemic being brought from Nigeria to UK? 1 Like 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: 3 Arrested In Hong Kong For Insulting Chinese Anthem During Football Match by OboOlora(f): 1:28pm On Jun 07 |
because the country works! A president that stole his way into power cannot order the arrest of any citizen, guilty conscience sef wan wound the drug pusher. 15 Likes 4 Shares |
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