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RIP to him, he lived longer than the person that snatched his bank from him. #LIFE

With their Primark clothes looking like homeless people, don't go and sleep small before you resume your next care shift at 8pm lol

if they are 5 feet 10inches tall, the obough alone na 3feet deep.

Most genZ ladies take it this way:

Postinor - 1st method

Antibiotics - 6th method

He's meant to add 'SO FAR' at the end because the next person will continue from wherever he stops.
Una never jam anything

id4sho:
Was it smelling or what? Share experience please

Smelling, rubbish food, rude flight attendants etc

Who are these ones again wey plane be like paper plane lol
Nigeria and 7th hand planes, that's how I flew Air Peace to London, the business class be like inside pit latrine.
Rubbish

nor be @3arhayo be this?

73? That nigga is at least 93 and should be in a carehome in America.
Oh I forgot he's a convicted drug addict and won't be allowed in lol

MrCork:
Shattap ya mouth & quit cañlin my name bro...

You never beento london!!!

hahahahaha my guy, I made you crawl out from your mansion and big range rover velar with 75 plate parked infront of LIDL in Peckham lolo

1st to comment on a post that has to with Natasha, good omen?
Anyways I dedicate this comment to the Late MrCork. RIP hommie, miss you and your crazy comments on Nairaland. No offiense

Omo, I laugh so tey Baileys nearly comot my nose.
Sowore na werey, he called the whole President of the Igbos a WIMP.
I cannot disagree with him though, Peter Obi's voice alone makes me wanna throw up. Dude talks like an effeminate individual, he needs to smoke some cana and have a more masculine voice. Even Tinubu that is almost dying and nursing numerous geriatric ailment still manage to sound tough even though he mumbles on his words due to cocaine addiction and withdrawal from heroine.

That Ojuelegba-based wanna-be Russian spy won't like this lol

U de craze, so Olamide na gOD abi?
Asake is bigger than Olamide and the entire YBNL sef

Factcheck0001:
How will men stick to one woman when love have become transactional, women will always say poor men don't deserve love so when poor man finally make money then u can't tell him what to buy with his money

GBAM!
Make Op just close this post cos u don summarize am.
U have the wisdom of Solomon lol

Rubbish!
What is the point of making such a ridiculous amount of money and then dressing like an Almajiri.

I will be impressed if this guy does not cheat with big ass girls

First meeting: With the top military oil bunkers n Tompolo to see how much oil can be stolen before the mandate is passed again.

Right about time, let's go there!!!
Anything but Tinubu is welcome, even if Portable becomes the President of the country I can almost boast he won't be as clueless as this almost lifeless d1ck.
Watched a video of his son praising him for being the best President so far and I wish they attached a lie detector to his arm so the whole world can see his pulse skyrocket.
I have never seen anyone so desperate for power, yet so clueless and senile to lead a country. A country of over 200M yet they chose a quarter-to-die, mentally challenged, drug-addicted pad-wearing guy, shame on you all!

Cant wait for Peter Obi to be president n take out all the 40 DSS following Seyi Tinubu

Op is a Russian spy and an anti-US personnel. I knew he was the Op even before I opened the post.
Dude w@nks to any bad news from the US and rewanks to any news that gives a false narrative that Russia is now a world superpower
He is to Russia, what HeliAnus is to Nigeria

Didn't have to check the tribe, na them.
Deals in hard drugs in Lagos and Asian countries
Deals in fake pharmaceutical drugs in Onitsha
Thank God they are justa minority 5% of the population, Imagine if they were as many as the fulanis & hausas, they would used their shady business deals and quest for money to kill half of the population

Lagos is being run like Sicily, the Tinubu family being the The Corleone family

Oju aiye

Best news today!
The only better news would be the death of any politician that does not have the interest of the masses at heart.

That UNIZIK girl should not only be expelled but also blacklisted from ever attending any tertiary institution in the country.

Let the b1tch go and start a podcast since she wants to be a content creator so baddddddddddddddddddd

Dangote refinery will make 1naira equal 1 dollar hahahahahaha

Long Overdue!!!!!!!
He's way bigger than Olamide and the entire YBNL just like Rema is way bigger than Don Jazzy and his record label