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Hahahahahaha
Nigerians are real haters of eachother
Imagine a statement coming from an immigrants that was born by a mother on visiting visa o

If Bill Gates also pull out of the funding of the fight against polio in the North, that would be the beginning of extinction of Almajiris in the North and a better method of population control than the hunger Tinubu is currently using lol

Op, any course that is not IT-related, na content creator u go use end am

Abi u nor hear say AI go take 80% of jobs by 2040?

I know a lady that are virgin by pooC but take it through the anus lol
So when asking God for a virgin, remember to mention all holes lol

And you go still carry that same dirty preeq put inside one girl toto o
Anyways, e go blend in cos the toto go most likely get fish smell lol

Stephenmouka:
I love you bimpe
I am obsessed with you
I cuddle your picture every night on my chest every night before sleep

Are you okay? That's a transgender nah!

Konquest:
Your "sense of humor" is on another level tbh... This winter must be resetting a lot of brain cells right now. So, based off of your last sentence, you're wishing the OP dead or what?

Dead? Nooooooooooooooooooo
That's sarcasm but the UK is a very depressing environment so I can understand new takers that even have shitty jobs like care jobs and have to work with old, sick racists for minimum wage lool

tensazangetsu20:
Why tell us on Nairaland. Why not just take the next flight to Nigeria. It’s a 6 hour flight.

That na BA or Virgin o, person wey de depressed nor go fit afford those ones. He will take AirMaroc that will tour Africa before coming to Nigeria n it's like 22hrs lol
E go don die for plane from depression before e reach Muritala lol

missjekyll:
Try the voice whatever in your accent . Lemme see if you will not smash your mouse in anger.
The thing is if you have an accent of any kind,voice anything is next door to useless.

I m happy to stay textbased, thank you very much

This is a lie pls, it works like Alexa/Siri etc and recognizes any accent so far it's English

helinues:
Abeg is Billionaire now a chieftaincy title? How come all these billionaires dont make the list of the billionaires in any reputable media?

Those who have counted money before know how hard it's to get hundreds of millions not to talk of billions

Na billionaire in naira not dollars
Plus they are just bloated figures lol

But ChatGPT supports voice interaction, giving users a more versatile experience, while DeepSeek is limited to text-based queries

lagonovo:
Unfortunately that's the situation in most homes.

Women tend to hold the steering wheel while both parties pretend that the man is the driver. The man plays along for the sake of the marriage and what people would say if it fails.

Look very closely!

I suppose buy you cold lager and better isi ewu for this comment but you don't look like someone that drinks

Fake Black Jesus, the real black Jesus de Bariga.
THAT GUY NA DEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Most of the marriages termed as thriving are the ones the husbands have been turned to GBEWUDANI and the wives are the ones calling the shots lol
Take for example Omotola's own, the man left his thriving pilot career to relocate to US to be shuttling between being a stay home dad and delivering parcels for Amazon all because the wife wanted to live abroad.
Peter and Lola, everyone knows Lola is domineering and dictatorial so of course, she runs the home.
Bisola and Timi Dakolo hmmm, go to Loughborough and ask men about what Bisola has been up to since she fought her husband to move to England while he stays back in Nigeria.
Celebrity marriage is 'the more you look, the less you see'
BTW, I dropped this comment based on facts I know...........

SalamRushdie:
The Fraud in the Nigerian HIV sector was too much , too much padded numbers just for the purpose of corruption, most of the monies were stolen

This comment should be pinned!
I worked in PEPFAR Nigeria Circa 2008/9 and I remember the fraud being perpetrated by the pharmacists like Adeyanka, Adedeji and co of LUTH. This was in millions as far back as then.
Many documented HIV patients not on record but these pharmacists were taking the drugs off the stores and selling to rich people that were ashamed to come and queue to get the medications like others.
ONLY GOD CAN SAVE NIGERIA O

Op is a Russian spy, nothing wey anybody wan tell me.
The way he w@nks to every Russian news is a glaring evidence lol

Thundafireseun:
Abegggg make we hear word…. There is no such thing as Jazzz

Dem don jazz u, na why u nor know lol

U forgot jazz....
Abi u think say na joke say Portable de do 3FA
All the celebrities do it, Portable is just bold to get his televised.
I was once close to Iyabo Ojo's cousin, she said she has a room in her nose no one else is allowed to enter and sometimes she lies about going out but she is locked up inside the room.
In the entertainment industry, it's THE MORE YOU LOOK, THE LESS YOU SEE.

The list is incomplete cos where are these people:

Obi Cubana: The 1st Anambra man to clean his dirty money through club and winery n start dining with dirty politicians while his wife languishes in a UK school for COS

Zenco: The 1st Anambra-born houseboy-looking millionaire who became rich by being Orji Uzor Kalu's ho'

Shey e ngbor oloriburuku

Ok, may Nigeria happen to you and your family then

Nigerian happened to him!
Yet, they wonder why Drs are leaving the country in droves..........

Na this kain people de come UK de complain about things being put in the right order
U committed a crime but can't pay the fine, would you rather do the time?
CRIMINAL!

Op must have been denied American visa multiple times cos there's no other valid justification for the hatred he has for God's own country lol

Nitrofurantoin What is wrong with Nigerian Drs, hasn't that drug been banned for its complications.
Op, if you love yourself, just go and take Rocephin injection 1g for 3days and continue with the other antibiotics but stop nitrofurantoin
Why am I even having oity for you, cos you are f00lish for bleeping without protection
Dont u know Nigerian girls are walking STDs

shol9044:
So men should not make money because of women?

Negative IQ lol

tollyboy5:
It might just be a cheap blackmail. Her family denied such happened

Let's assume it was true, what evidence does she have?
I just always pity men tbh, cos here abroad the categorization is in this order:
-Disabled
-Women
-Aged people
-Children
-Pets
-Men

Dear Men,
If you know you have a questionable past, just DO NOT aspire to be a billionaire, invent anything or be a known politician.
Hide and enjoy your private life so the people you once assaulted DO NOT even know you have enough to pay damages.
Looking like more n more women are beginning to see draining men as a way to become wealthy...

Elon Musk hates Starmer more than Nigerians hate Tinubu lol

Poor parenting, yet he is bold enough to even get it televised.
How can you claim you were raised right but you then raise your own kids wrongly because you have more money than your father

Add Ojuyobo and OpoloEye lol

Good!!!
Never been impressed with this guy till now.
If you know access bank, you will know 60% of their bank capital base is from unclaimed funds of dead people and stolen funds of criminals like Ibori and Igho Sonami.
IYKYK