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Travel / Re: UAE, Yet To Commence Visa Issuance To Nigerians - Onanuga by OboOlora(f): 6:38pm On Mar 05
First to comment after a ban from a MOD that thinks calling him/her a castrated or oestrogen-addicted buffon is a bad thing.

Anyways, back to the matter on ground.

People like Papaya Ex, Khloe BBN and Yomidun can now resume eating Arabian p00 for money.
One sh1t equals to $5k, if na water sh1t, na $20k

lol

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Phones / Re: MTN Apologises For Network Glitch by OboOlora(f): 5:33pm On Feb 29
The MOD that banned me, may one of your testicles be bigger than the other.
And if you are female, may your a55 be like Sarah Bartman's

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Family / Re: When A Deadbeat Dad Gets Old And Weary. by OboOlora(f): 6:55pm On Dec 07, 2023
Op, no lie.
Na ur papa cheesy

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Crime / Re: Lady Found Dead In Lagos Hotel, Boyfriend Disappears by OboOlora(f): 8:23am On Dec 07, 2023
is the Nairaland version of

Meanwhile, men should stop using sex enhancers to fvck. Isn’t the excitement in the ejaculation? So why fvck like you wanna use the d1ck to dislocate the womb.

Shior

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Education / Re: Lady With 3rd Class In Nigerian University Bags 100% Masters In UK University by OboOlora(f): 2:44pm On Dec 05, 2023
UK masters na masters?
Place wey students de send course work to Nigeria and pay 20k for 10,000words so they can do extra shifts at care homes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Come to Yankee and do MSc in STEM course, let’s see if her 3rd class will finish it in 5yrs

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Politics / Re: Outrage As Two FG Agencies Sign Mou At COP28 by OboOlora(f): 1:40pm On Dec 05, 2023
Ok
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by OboOlora(f): 1:16pm On Dec 05, 2023
Good!
Kill them all!!
Fvckin terr0rists!

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Health / Re: Augmentin: See How Much I Bought This Medicine Today by OboOlora(f): 7:26pm On Dec 04, 2023
And e still fit be fake o cos those Igbo boiz for Idumota fit package chalk as medicine

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Celebrities / Re: I Have 30 Mansions In Lagos, Ogun - Portable Claims by OboOlora(f): 7:56pm On Dec 02, 2023
Even if you building huts or nests, you can’t have 30.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos of the Hamas Terrorists Involved In The Jerusalem Shooting Attack by OboOlora(f): 11:47am On Nov 30, 2023
Dem full England (especially Birmingham and London)
Fvcking t3rror15t!!!

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Politics / Re: Philip Shaibu's Campaign Vehicles Surface Online (Video, Photo) by OboOlora(f): 4:16pm On Nov 27, 2023
Dem don use ugly men swear for Edo political circle!

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Appoints 8 New Permanent Secretaries by OboOlora(f): 10:02pm On Nov 24, 2023
Government of Aides🤣🤣🤣

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Celebrities / Re: Fire Guts Small Doctor’s House In Lagos by OboOlora(f): 6:31pm On Nov 23, 2023
If they can fake their death, they can burn their house to be popular.

People with failed music career are desperate!
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Hugs Toke Makinwa At Her 38th Birthday Celebration by OboOlora(f): 11:40am On Nov 23, 2023
XAUBulls:

She's 39 years old as of 2023. She was born on November 3rd, 1984 in Lagos State but is originally from Ondo State. Yes, she could have been your senior, but 2 years younger than you! She indeed attended FGGC Oyo just like you said before going to UNILAG where she read English/Literature.
Baba I sabi Toke well. Don’t defend what you don’t know. She’s not less than 40, her younger sister is 39!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Hugs Toke Makinwa At Her 38th Birthday Celebration by OboOlora(f): 11:14am On Nov 23, 2023
How’s Toke 38 when she was my senior in FGGC Oyo and I’m 41🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Approved ₦3.75 Billion For Perfumes, Rechargeable Fans by OboOlora(f): 6:34pm On Nov 20, 2023
Una never see anything😁

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Family / Re: I Was Disvirgined By My Biological Father At 10 - Girl Says by OboOlora(f): 5:05pm On Nov 19, 2023
Eriokanmi:
I remember a day my pastor was preaching . He digressed a little and narrated the story of a day they went for an open air crusade in Abuja. He said God told him someone was under a bondage among the crowd, that He would set that person free , only if he could identify himself. He now asked the person to raise up his hands while others should close their eyes. To his surprise, about 20 men raised up their hands. We live in the last days.God have mercy.
How u take count the people if u closed your eyes?

Every father in the house who has a female child, anytime you're getting attracted to your daughter, begin crying to God. It's not normal for same blood to get attracted to each other. It's the devil at work...who wants to destroy you and that girl. Beware! LIKE POLES REPEL AND UNLIKE POLES ATTRACT
Celebrities / Re: "Be Careful Who You Fall In Love With" – DJ Cuppy Warns Singles by OboOlora(f): 5:57pm On Nov 18, 2023
Werey ti je ounje aaaro
I’ve not seen a rich kid seek social media validation like this girl.
A whole billionaire’s daughter acting like Destiny Etiko
Quite unfortunate, even Dakota knows how to pretend better since she married a billionaire’s son!

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Health / Re: New Drug Prices In Nigeria by OboOlora(f): 10:52pm On Nov 17, 2023
When I saw drugs, I think say na drugs wey EMoney de epp Tinubu distribute





But wait o, how much is Postinor 2 now?
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Depart Nigeria Saturday For G20 Compact With Africa In Germany by OboOlora(f): 6:48pm On Nov 17, 2023
Be like say this one go travel pass Buhari o
E just de fly upandan like person wey de build em passport to go apply for Yankee visa
Nigerians ti wo one chance😩😩😩

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Romance / Re: Black Lady Dances & Shows Off Her Aged White Husband (Pics, Video) by OboOlora(f): 5:17pm On Nov 16, 2023
Fake video
She better just be a carer for that man cos what in the cadaver looking sake is that?

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Health / Re: Help! My Brother Has Sickle Cell by OboOlora(f): 4:27pm On Nov 16, 2023
tiswell:
Shut up!
How many older generation parents were aware of genotype.
You had to drag his parents in your foolery.
Must you bring your poor parental upringing to the public glare.
May it not be well with you and yours, Amin!
Health / Re: Help! My Brother Has Sickle Cell by OboOlora(f): 4:04pm On Nov 16, 2023
What help do you want from us, are your parents illiterates that didn’t consider genotypes before fvcking raw?
Blame ur parents and leave us out of this crap.
I blame the slowpoke m0derat0r that pushed this to FP, bunch of incompetent servants of a Sango Otta programmer!

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Romance / Re: Go Back To Your Ex Or Remain Single Forever? by OboOlora(f): 3:43pm On Nov 14, 2023
I will gladly go back to my ex but cheat on him. Dude had the tiniest pen15 I’ve ever seen in my life, like the size of lipgloss but he was extremely nice. I think what he lacked in size, God gave him in manners and compassion


U can’t have it all, I guess!
Miss you Akin!

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Family / Re: Leaving My Wife And Kids To Travel Abroad by OboOlora(f): 8:48pm On Nov 10, 2023
Make sure u fvck for Europe cos dem go epp u fvck ur wife for Africa
Awon Omo mi toh stubborn, dem go use jekonmo knack am grin
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Appoints Aderinsola Abiola As Senior Special Assistant by OboOlora(f): 4:43pm On Nov 09, 2023
June 12 appointment
Salary for unimportant appointment will throw the country into more debt

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Celebrities / Re: "Why I Would Donate My Kidney To My Husband Rather Than My Dad" – Regina Daniels by OboOlora(f): 9:43pm On Nov 08, 2023
Y u go donate to ur dad, what’s his networth?
That’s like going on jetski at Bermuda Triangle with no life jacket🤣🤣🤣

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Health / Re: Sanofi To Discontinue Direct Operations In Nigeria by OboOlora(f): 12:33pm On Nov 08, 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nigerians will now be left to buy made in Nigeria drugs.
Emzor products wey be say if u take 10tablets of their paracetamol, ur head go just de chill and laugh😭

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of The First Nigerian Owned Satellite Earth Station by OboOlora(f): 8:55am On Nov 05, 2023
Naptu, you contribute more to Nairaland than anybody I know.
Thank you!

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Family / Re: Why Do Most Breadwinner Wives Deprive Their Husbands Intimacy In Marriage? by OboOlora(f): 11:51pm On Nov 04, 2023
U nor fit provide for her and u de get erection, dem suppose castrate u.
All the testosterone wey u suppose use work hard, na preek u de make an stand lol

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Career / Re: I Finished My Salary Before 24hrs (picture) by OboOlora(f): 3:11pm On Nov 03, 2023
Chai £9😭

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