Igbo pple don relocate to the North🤣

Took £2bn aid to land on the moon lunar pole ahead of the country that gave you the aid.
UK is foolish 🤣

Never sh1t where u eat!

Except u can take the food to another toilet and sh1t while u eat😁

In the words of the late Akogun ‘mo like furo bi moshey like oguro’
RIP DaGrin.
If u nor die, who be Olamide wey de form Jayz

Ok

Some yansh fit clean and fresh sha make the obo get pakute low-key.

Fresh ponmo with std, Otilor 🤣

joebeckz:


Relocation plans for me will be on a bigger level.
Saving heavily towards that. My type of job is in high demand everywhere. I will comfortably pay my monthly bills for over a year abroad even without working if I choose to relocate now. And it is highly unlikely that I don't get a job in my field within a year of relocating. Not possible in short especially in CAD.
The highest recurrent expense abroad is rent. Buying a house immediately i relocate will solve that. But that will mean me selling off my properties here to afford one house abroad.
I am considering it but I am applying due diligence to avoid mistakes. In the long run, my kids will thank their stars that I relocated though.

Relocating is usually tough only when u have nothing to fall back on. And when you don't have an in-demand job or when you migrate illegally.
Just wish me the best and pray for me.

Where did you Japa to?

Wish you the best of luck, I’m in the US btw

Tell her to visit an endocrinologist, her cortisol level might be too high

joebeckz:


I agree with you. Was thinking the same.
I earn above that but I still struggle cos of high cost of living and running projects same time.
I will just kuku relocate abeg.
No value for life whatsoever, healthcare is poor. I live in port harcourt and everything is expensive here. God abeg oh

1M in PH is like equivalent of 200k in places like Ekiti. Meanwhile, look before u leap oooooo, relocation nor be beans o.
1M in Naija (if u live within ur means) is still balling sha, except for things like security, medical etc

800k elites ke?
So I was an elite before I left Nigeria
Stop deceiving ursef Baba Adija, elites start from 10M/month in that country except u de stay Lalupon or Ahoada de collect that 800k.

Yankee101:


You’re a banker (or were) lol
Confirmed, and you’ve been a banker for a while
You know plenty inside gist

Ma be speaker Makanaki🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

Yankee101:


This guy na insider you be, as you mention that click of AIG and Herbert, na dem dem lol.
He was the main target of Lamido Sanusi’s CBN
HIs crookedness saved him

Baba u to sabi.
Amongst the multimillionaires and billionaires, beef sef de. Notable is the one between Jim Ovia and most of them when Emefelie was CBN Gov

ArchiLimited:
Watching England lose any football final is as satisfying as anything. They're the most deluded entitled football nation in the world and it's always nice to see them get their deserved doses of reality check everytime.

Meanwhile, See signature below for your next building project

I for DM u to epp me do my next project for Lagos but as u nor like England, me sef nor like you🙄

Since Tinubu became president and focused his stealing on the federal coffers, SanwoOlu has had more loose cash to spend on frivolous things. If only he used part of this money for the Patek to fix the elevator, that poor Dr would still be alive.

Yankee101:
What of 419, round tripping and cheating your old employer you worked with as a banker? There’s a reason you’re called cowboy banker.

Any thief with opportunity can accomplish what you did. Not everyone has the soul or strength to be a thIef and hardened at the same time

For Otedola to come out and say you basically cheated him out of transcorp, what of the many many you did it to that don’t have a platform? We’ll be calling out Nigerian elites, no more sweeping under the carpet. You and Dangote should be in jail

If there’s a way to like a comment more than 100times on Nairaland, it will be yours I would do first!
Don’t mind the guy, it’s like Aig or Herbert saying the same thing. Awon cowboy bankers🤣

Finally!
Now that Tinubu is president and can steal money at federal level, SanwoOlu now has some loose cash to spend on himself

Not surprised, he’s a descendant of Awolowo.
That’s what they are known for!

Asiwaju aka Asinwin
Dapper Don, aka Pablo Escobar

Ok

Ok

Ikaeniyan0:
I want to believe this is a fake news because is the job of the DSS to twarth this attack before it happen

Twarth kor Tafawa Balewa ni
Be like say na Quranic school some of you go🤣

It’s all the reason they are their, for the OIL so if he’s allowed, he will pass a pipeline from Ogoniland to Bourdillon

Incompetent slowpoke!

Billionaire pikin wey de act like Nkechi blessing

May we not give birth to shame

Op na Uk u de go do the masters?
If yes, the course nor matter since na still care work u go to be up doing😁

Na God de help horse wey nor get tail pursue housefly.

Then men:

6am resume at newspaper joint and argue about premiership and state of the nation

8am: Storm paraga joint and take shekpe at Iya Kamilu joint till 12pm

12pm: go home to eat or abuse and beat the wife if she doesn’t provide a meal even though the man didn’t drop 1naira

2pm: Take a nap to go and cause kasala in town later

5pm: resume at beer parlour hoping one taxi driver or a frustrated access bank staff will come after work (avoiding traffic or going home early to his nagging wife) and buy him free shayo

10pm: Get back home to nack his wife and sleep (belle don full from awoof peppered ponmo and 33 at the beer parlour)

Next day: Repeat again.

People wey de declare double profit even with the economy. U know see as different types of bitters full everywhere?
Mine thing Nigerians can’t joke with no matter how broke are:

Betting
Fvcking
Drinking

Maybe it’s just 1 in 5million men that doesn’t do one or all of them.

Ur new GF ke?
Baba nor be ur GF o, it’s just ur turn.

GF gbogbo adugbo ni

Date Nigerian girls at ur own risk

See d pple wey I de Nairaland with😭😭😭

Asisat
What a razz, dirty transgender

Bad by News🤣🤣🤣

Make she go back to do am again, at least Toke did her own 5times and the tin still resemble Olumo rock 🤣