₦airaland Forum

As a product of PWC and one of the most brilliant tax consultants I know, Taiwo should be an asset to this administration.
But knowing Tinubu and his reputation for failure, I doubt it.
This administration has one of the best guys in its financial reform committees including Bismark Rewane and yet, the country is in disarray economically.
It is well sha

Electrichouse:
I have eaten fried bats before, no jokes

Ha mogbe, please tell me more.
Were you really hungry or you ate it cos a native DR prescribed it?

Op, you are beautiful.....................and that's not a compliment lol

Op, did you really eat this?
At this point, y'all can eat scorpion and bats lol

I know Tinubu has caused hunger and poverty in the land but pls do NOT eat this.
It is a civet, responsible for the SARS pandemic of the early 2000
It is also known to harbour and carry the deadliest pathogens known in the world.
Consuming this might mean serious harm and danger to you....

It was planted by my friend and Russian agent, WriterNg

If Tyson loses, the match is staged.

Have you seen his practice sessions? That guy will beat Mayweather n Anthony Joshua lumped up together lol

Mother-In-Law!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you must marry, wait the mother of your spouse is late.

Werey ni awon MIL yen ooooooooooooooooo

They should release the patients from the psychiatric wards to join lol

Nothing!
It is as useless as P in psycho.
Imagine someone like Teni the musician having an MON and Nnamdi Kanu doesn't have?

1st to comment?
Ok not moved!

Back to the topic, is this the Governor-elect they said was avoiding interviews cos he can't speak english?
At least Edo state finally has their first 'not so ugly' governor since they broke up from the old bendel region.

See his face like amotekun hunter!
Instead of the 1d10t to focus on his warehouse or care job and be earning minimum wage till God changes his story, he's having erect10n for a minor.
Some Nigerian men are cursed sha.
And the werey fit don sell him house for Oshogbo o, now he will be jailed and then deported to come and face TPain square one.
Who do we blame, village people, high testosterone or just sexual greed.
Either ways, make e go join Helinus for Naija to de shout Ebi n pawa...for em next life, he will learn to wan w@nk and be happy than have sexual fantasies for minors.
Ndialaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I agree, although some people will justify their earnings with endorsements, blablabla but we all know it's all lies!
As a matter of fact, some of these celebrities even pay brands to serve as their ambassadors just so they can add many names to their IG page. My cousin that has a hair brand has been approached by DestinyEtiko before to be her ambassador for free lol

The entertainment industry is 'the more you look, the less you see'

From the story of HerTeeCoup yanshing Genevieve for paay to HAlex HAYkubo being smashed by g*y men for money, you can understand how they live the jet life.

Or who de sew native for Lagos now wey Yomi Casual de use 2021 Toyota Land cruiser?

E ma tan ra yin je lol

Someone wake this man from his deep sleep, cos e never sabi woman lol

What a way to advertise....one SU, one hijab t3rror1st, one trans and one baddie....

So where is the nun to even out the hijab one?

How is this even possible if the guy wasn't a careless and non-observant?
By default, you would know how long it takes for the gen to work to pump and get a particular reservoir to a level you deem necessary.
How long did it have to take for you to discover the discrepancy?
I smell a lie in the tweet or maybe he was just being plain stoopeed.

If they allow most of the women in Nollywood, they will prefer to act p0rn than act normal movies.

Ow0eg0kudi:
How was your trip to Equatorial Guinea with OboOlora (Davido aka OBO's elder sister)?

Are you sure it's a 4 ⭐ hotel?
Maybe 400 ⭐ hotel?

Ensure you provide emotional support for your brother, Ebang. I do hope the 'Swedish' Doctor will never have to go through what his wife is going through presently.

why are you calling my name?

This girl still dey?
People that their lives should be like Tinubu turned the nation to.....lol

The answer is simple, most men have low self-esteem and can't approach women except their financial status is worth boasting about.
Most women on the other hand too won't give you any audience except they smell financial gain oozing as you approach them.
It's a transactional world we all live in, give and take.....ole gbe ole gba
So as soon as men hammer, they remember that high class girl in their neighbourhood they wanted to fvck aa while back but couldn't but now that money has come, let me go n approach her.
But some still have money without class sha, e.g, Davido that was kneeling down to beg for pooC. Or maybe oruko lo n ro OBO n bebe fun OBO

As I see Tinubu and death for the sentences, see as I jump up happily....................

Nigeria is a very finished country and you won't understand until you leave the country and see how things are done abroad.

How can you grant someone bail, release his passport and expect him not to travel?
If permission was never given to travel, why release the guy in the first place?
Or maybe the dust was only raised when Fayose's brother posted he was flying with him or didn't the immigration officer identify him at the airport and certified him okay to fly?

Useless people...........

Ibadan ke, this is a Lagos Island and Ebute Metta problem naaaaaa
Anyways, has anyone noticed how the houses built with clay are always strong and indestructible?
Bullets can't pierce through too

It's actually INTERNET.

Though the core values in Apple are "internet, individual, instruct, inform, and inspire"

U still need SC clearance for some government jobs, google it!

If you are a married man in Nigeria, pls check ur wife's phone regularly.
Married women in Nigeria are sending nudes and promising sex to abroad guys for as little as $20
A friend showed me videos of 3 diff married women masturbating n shared with him, he just gives them $10 from time to time to eat.

I nor know whether na TPain cause that one or olosho just dey dem body

Leonardo4:
He is not a senator pls. The problem is that he doesn't even know the difference between a senator and house of rep member

Oh, so he is a MHOR?
Doesn't change a thing tho', whether red or green chamber, he is still a lawmaker and he broke the law he is meant to uphold.

Unfortunately, nothing will happen.
A country where a state Governor committed multiple homicide during a protest (EndSars) and till today, they still claimed nobody was killed cos they whisked the corpses away.
A country where assassins like Abu Abel and money launderers like Cubana boiz use police escort
A country where band1ts buy gvns from Police and DPOs dine with robbers
U now want something to be done to a Senator that slapped a cab driver
It is Nigeria and it is the rich vs the poor.........unfortunately, the former always wins

Midex88:
Thanks for the advise, planning to move to the Uk, pls can you elaborate slightly on what you meant by envious users.

If you have a good job, avoid the people doing care work.
Find an oyinbo church to be attending and claim African first before U claim Nigerian

There is tribalism amongst Nigerians living in UK and there is racism towards Nigerians from other Africans and Jamaicans than even the Whites.

Also, no matter what you do, please do NOT get care COS. Your wife can get it but never you!

Also only allow your wife to get it if you are sure she has sense and she wont change it for you later, most men are now in dilemma cos the wives are using that power of COS against them.

When it's time for mortgage too, make sure U buy alone and not joint with your partner except you are VERY VERY sure she is not like 98% of the Nigerian women in the UK.

A word is enough for the wise o.



IN ALL YOU DO TOO, AVOID NIGERIANS IN THE UK EXCEPT THE ONES YPU KNEW FROM NIGERIA. MOST OF THEM ARE ENVIOUS USERS!

With all the 'better than hosting a birthday party for a girl' comments on this post, you will know men are either angry or broke.

Y'all need to understand these ho's want money and it will always be transactional, except U have sweet mouth and can sweet talk them into dropping pooC till you run. In that case, you will only smash for a while before they discover you are an AKAGUM or just be lucky to find the ones that will smash u cos u r good in bed while still smashing other guys for money.