Ok

First Nairaland post I’m bookmarking
Brilliant write up Op
Those no 1 and no 10 are no brainer

Pocolee abi Picanto abi Wetin be the name of that bipolar Nairaland feminist would avoid this thread🤣🤣🤣


Na she be that 40yr old one🤣

I see where she inherited her dirty and rusty look!

Why Mama Rainbow dress like that white garment Ajayi woman wey de launder money for politicians?

Kingpin ke, these ones wey be like Portable and BrodaShaggi
D kingpin de Aso Rock
Release the boiz and let them join their role model in Abuja

It’s normal Op
The condition of the country nor go make ur prick stand nah

Odogwu bitters + Tramadol + Vega 500 + undetected high BP😭

They both look alike fr tho🤣

2008 Yaris
That car not de chop pass 5k per month…fuel, maintenance, service etc everything na 5k

If dem make 2023 of that car, I go buy am

No category Davido can win still!
Except they create a category for worst voice 🤣

Just an amputated limb?
U people elected a President that’s not amputated but half of his body is paralysed so what’s the big deal🤣
Infact I won’t be surprised if they make Cobhams minister for transportation
That country na cruise

taylor89:
Your parents living together till death isn’t a yardstick for good marriage

The reason for divorce and bad marriages of today na material things

You used your C300 Benz of 12million to snatch a hustling guys babe and tomorrow you’ll expect her to be faithful when a man who divers 2022 Lexus LX600 of 80 million

Another reason is too much of sexual expectations in marriages

Man would dump his organic wife at the sight of a big ass BBL lady

Woman will dump her organic man looking for a billionaire with 6 packs that has cucumber penis that can last 80hrs

The other day I overheard a woman defending her promiscuous act shouting on top of her voice that she cheated because her husband doesn’t give her head

I shock. Bcuz since them born me till today I never hear my mom telling my dad to give him head

Who invented this head giving sef

You can’t even use the word head in public again unless you have to be specific like head of charger head of fish head of family

So u expect ur mama to say make ur papa give am head for ur presence or why are u thinking in inverted comma like this?

He saved her name as Mechanic Isolo



Then the mechanic started sending him her nude n hotel location

U r talented pls delete the picture of that talentless frog voice and paint Burna boy instead

Op, have you seen how the kids (especially sons) of single mothers turn out?

There, you have your answer.

Meanwhile, may the life of the m0d that banned me be like Tinubu’s left hand AMEN

I’m not scared of animals but I’m scared of some plants like 🍌, 🥒 and 🍆

Ha mogbe
E Ma gbami ke
Wetin concern you for em marriage?
Maybe the reason he’s not happy in the marriage is because u r distracting him with ur side c00chie.
An ex is an ex for a reason, can’t you people think?🤷🏾‍♂️

Drink sniper
Kill the roach before it kills you

Call him AloyinLoko
Men like to be praised for their sexual prowess even if they can’t perform well🥲

U carry can from airport straight to ur apartment. That’s risky bro, dem fit come rob u later

Oo take:

Bookmarked!!!
That one about CC and Debit card ehn? Golden!!!

I change church every Sunday so far it’s not white garment and it’s not a Nigerian church!!!
Nigerians in churches are worse than devil in hell; pretentious, wicked and deceitful lots!

Amawarogoooooo
How many people get this mandate sef
Make dem kuku cancel the country, make every citizen de rule him/herself

Good!
That slowpoke needs to know the difference between campaign promises and reality🤣🤣🤣

Tinubu’s supporters are daft and foolish just like their mentor!
Who implements a policy without plan B?

Even subsidy is a scam being used by some people to enrich their pockets, we all know Tinubu will look at how he can remove it but bring the enrichment to him and his cohorts.

More than 80% of the population currently live below the poverty line and you still expect people to buy fuel for 600naira? Does he know that fuel price (just like forex) determines the prices of all most all other commodities?

And if he’s relying on Dangote refinery to fulfill the daily consumption rate of fuel in the country, he’s matched up for doom.

Sometimes I think there are culprits in every govt whose sole plan is to ensure the current govt fails.

Amazing how people are just living with the pain, suffering and agony. No protests, just online ranting.

It is well with the black race!

One guy say make e use em dada drag me car

Chai pple get bad mouth sha🤣🤣🤣

Dem don resume lol

BabaBlu go hear am, shebi e de make mouth during campaign🤣🤣🤣

Maybe photographer mess 😁

No worries, just diversify into something else cos the non-ICAN chartered accounting softwares and AI tools available now have chased most accountants inside.

Technology over anything!