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Crime / Re: Man Who Defrauds People on Instagram & Whatsapp Arrested In Ibadan (Photo) by obumkeke(m): 8:30pm On Aug 11, 2017
Ladies keep getting vulnerable over things that concerns fashion....Na wa oooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For Sabmiller Plc Management Trainee Recruitment 2017 by obumkeke(m): 9:40pm On Jul 01, 2017
U must also show sign of maturity like dem dey right am for face
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC Enlistment 2017 by obumkeke(m): 3:20am On Jul 01, 2017
emmyrexhot2:

send ur mail

@emmyrexhot2 and Mydas01..... I would also like to have a copy of the list please!!! Thank you

obumkeke@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NITDA Postgraduate Scholarship Scheme 2016 by obumkeke(m): 9:14am On Oct 20, 2016
Speculations! Speculations!! Speculations!!!

We all know how we do it on NL, if you have an evidence to prove your point, screenshot your mail and lets observe it.

The idea of raising hopes of other candidates via mere assumptions and unverified sources won't help the populace. For anyone who has a tangible information about the test and interview should spill it..... For me, as at those dates that were purportedly stated on NL as dates for interview was too earlier for the new DG to totally acclimatize with the system and give a go ahead order to such process.

We hope and pray that favour smiles on us.

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Politics / Re: Arms Deal: Metuh’s Surety Seeks Withdrawal From Case by obumkeke(m): 5:05am On Oct 18, 2016
Money has good and bad spirit..... see him face now.... How I wish say our judiciary no de too adjourn case, we for clear many bad eggs...

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Crime / Re: Abuja Girl Videotapes Married Boyfriend's joystick & Blackmails Him For Iphone by obumkeke(m): 9:17pm On Oct 14, 2016
Jessica! Jessica!! Jessica!!!

1. You don't have a degree
2. You are working in a manufacturing firm
3. Your sister is sick with OVARY INFECTION
4. You relocated from Lagos to Abuja
5. You have a boyfriend but you sleep with married men

//After declaring these variables.... we implement them into our code

>> you no get degree but u de work for big manufacturing firm..... na senior conne u take enter wey give u opportunity to de relocate anyhow.
>> You won buy big fon wey big pass money for most pads,laptops and smartfons but greed cast you.
>> Your sister is sick with an infection but u first lie give the guy say u won buy iphone make him send you extra 50k wen dat one cast, u com assume say na your sister u won use the money help...
>> Lagos no do you, u decide to form big girl for ABJ cos u don c 185k........U no c as devil de use you de clean nyash?

>> Now dem don catch u, u go say na devil push u.... but him no push u wen u de bleep around, him no push u wen u de plan all your blackmail de snap picture.

wetin u achieve?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Attends POP Of Nigerian Defence Academy (photos) by obumkeke(m): 7:52pm On Oct 08, 2016
@Op you have misinterpreted and have conveyed a wrong information to the public.... Take note of these :

1. These pictures doesn't relate to any POP of the NDA...

2. It was a graduation ceremony that held yesterday and not a POP .

3. It was the Vice president who represented the president at the graduation ceremony of the NDA

4. The POP would take place in November.

Pls mk corrections
Science/Technology / Re: Young Hunters Kill A Python In A Bush (Photos) by obumkeke(m): 2:33pm On Oct 06, 2016
shocked shocked shocked But wait oooo.... shocked shocked shocked shocked any questions on the weapons used to capture the snake? These are both locally made pistols and a single barrel guns, illegally in the arms of the bearer. Today, would be used to kill animals and tomorrow would be used to kill humans....
Politics / Re: Evidence That Kyari Took N500m From MTN To Help Reduce Fine Presented To Buhari by obumkeke(m): 2:31pm On Sep 20, 2016
He wants to make the mistake his predecessor GEJ made.... By leaving the weed to affect other plants and grow into a bush. Little drops of water makes an ocean...
Politics / Re: Tax Suit: Tension In Abia As Appeal Court Delivers Judgment Sept 23 by obumkeke(m): 8:39am On Sep 18, 2016
Fyno:
you don't stay in Abia,if you do you will understand Ikpeazu is worst than Devil

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Politics / Re: Silverbird Cinemas Opens At Jabi Lake Mall by obumkeke(m): 7:59am On Jul 30, 2016
Wat? Another set of jobs created without notice?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Carries Stone With His Teeth In Ojota, Lagos by obumkeke(m): 12:59am On Jul 27, 2016
neocortex:
That "stone" is probably an empty carton painted with stone texture.

I guess he also painted the wood the same way h painted the stone......?
OminiKnowest....
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Carries Stone With His Teeth In Ojota, Lagos by obumkeke(m): 12:58am On Jul 27, 2016
Richie0974:
By the time he starts having teeth problem we won't be there to watch him.

What makes you think he is gona have a teeth problem? The guy has practiced and found a way of entertainment and generating money for himself.
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot On The Set Of 'Single Ladies' [PICS] by obumkeke(m): 12:54am On Jul 27, 2016
My people, left this him oooo, He really has it in him, to the extent of dropping his political career for a moment just to engage in what he knows how to do best. KUDOS Desmond....
Politics / Re: Intensify Oil Exploration In Northen Nigeria, Presidency Orders NNPC by obumkeke(m): 6:00am On Jul 26, 2016
They even get NNDC? ND get set for another competition... If you like sell out your birthrite.... Na una sabi

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Reacts To Uduak & Hobbit's Cocaine Addiction Fight On Twitter by obumkeke(m): 11:14pm On Jul 21, 2016
Atmmachine:
Nigerians are very stupid.
They will arrest you for committing adultery.
They will arrest you for saying that you use cocaine, what a useless country.

Here, people post their guns, drugs and home addresses on Instagram and on Twitter and the law enforcement don't do shiit.

You have no fuccking right to arrest people for what they do in the comfort of their homes

AKIKO!!!

Abeg who open GATE for this one?

lemme tell you somhmmn, in my world,there is what we call the power of social media...HOLLA

My advice? GET USED TO IT.

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Family / Re: Anambra Man Disowns His 39-Year-Old Son Via Newspaper Over Misconduct by obumkeke(m): 10:49pm On Jul 21, 2016
Nna na wa oh.... has it gotten this bad?


Fear Catch moi!!

Foreign Affairs / Re: Students Arrested While Unclad At a Man’s House In Kenya by obumkeke(m): 10:44pm On Jul 21, 2016
hahhahahahha....

OP pls show me their faces, i nid to take a photo-shoot of them...

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Crime / Re: Woman Harassed In Benin, Her Basin Of Akara And Loaves Of Bread Thrown Away by obumkeke(m): 8:50pm On Jul 21, 2016
It is quit unfortunate for the woman, who is trying to survive and take care of her family. I really salute some of the woman who are struggling in Benin, they seem to b the bread winners of their families.

But something might be wrong with this scene, it is either she is trading at the wrong time, or she was stubborn to remove her wares from the sight of the officials who are charged to clear the major roads of benin from street trading.

So, my sympathies goes to her. But they should be careful next time.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Soldiers In Action You Have Not Seen Before by obumkeke(m): 6:55pm On Jul 21, 2016
BornnAgainChild:
In as much as I commend this but it looks irritating to me

Wetin you sabi? This one no b Telemundo oh..

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Politics / Re: Something Strange Is Happening In The Southwest - Azuka Onwuka by obumkeke(m): 10:21am On Jul 19, 2016
In as much as I won't deny the fact that strange things are really happening in our country.... That of the SW is not to say that nobody is saying or doing anything about it......

Most part of the SW has been compromised by the so called religion. Christianity started from the SW but now Islam is the talk of town. How did the northern religion take over?
My point is that... Since you share the same religion with the majority, these points would be neglected until something spectacular happens. The SE/SS don't share in totality these religious sentiments reasons why they're being watched closely.

So they had better watch their back before something happens.

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Crime / Re: Man Found Dead In Soak Away Pit In Ogun Shortly After Dinner (graphic) by obumkeke(m): 10:30pm On Jul 09, 2016
it could be that he had haters, unfortunately, Nigeria do not have a forensic team to conduct an autopsy on the spot.. RIP man
Education / Re: Association Of Vcs Denies Report That Screening Fee Is Now N2500 by obumkeke(m): 2:53pm On Jul 09, 2016
whats the denial for? do they know that the more time they spend on deliberating on these issues the more people finish from secondary schools to join the already long queues of un-admitted students?

They had better come to a compromise and save these students from engaging in things that might not benefit them.
Politics / Re: Governor Ikpeazu Hosts His Team Of Lawyers After High Court Victory. Photos by obumkeke(m): 8:36am On Jul 09, 2016
Bolustic:
Ikpeazu should stop deluding himself and his gullible followers. The Owerri High Court has a coordinate jurisdiction with the Federal High Court Abuja, none, except an Appeal or Supreme court, can nullify the judgement of the other.

He should stop wasting the state fund on vain celebrations.

...............................................................................................

I can count up to 15 lawyers in those pictures, same people who are pretending not to see it now are those who wailed to the highest heaven when PMB hired some SANs to defend him.

All I'm saying is, in a legal battle, two good heads are better than one.

Oga.. Do you know the victory he is celebrating? A victory over one of his distractors....

The second victory is on the way except Nigeria's judiacial system becomes fantastically corrupt....
Family / Re: Overcome Your Sexual Challenges With Samsu Oil For Men by obumkeke(m): 7:20pm On Jul 08, 2016
Ishilove:

Wazz dat?


go ahead with your dare and see wazz dat...abi u don de request for time and venue?

Go on... we shall see ***in Patience Jonathan's Voice****
Family / Re: Overcome Your Sexual Challenges With Samsu Oil For Men by obumkeke(m): 6:50pm On Jul 08, 2016
9inches:


No mind her, I will be her lass busstop.

hahahahahahahahaha.......
9inches
na u won carry
Ishilove
go?
Politics / Re: Ogah Not Eligible To Be Abia Governor- Court. by obumkeke(m): 6:45pm On Jul 08, 2016
seunmsg:
All this inconsequential abia high court judgement will not help Ikpeazu. I know he's trying to muddle up everywhere but the fact remains, Ogah has in his possession, the authentic certificate of return and it is only the appeal or supreme court that can invalidate that certificate.

seems u have not been reading the news, or no... u are not from the East...yesssss.... go back to the puzzle and try fixing it afresh.....

that should help.....
Family / Re: Overcome Your Sexual Challenges With Samsu Oil For Men by obumkeke(m): 10:26pm On Jul 07, 2016
Ishilove:

Mr 9inches, don't say I didn't warn you o. I feel so sorry for your 9inches.

Oya I don dust the sand. Give me time and date and put the ambulance service on speed dial.

girl u like challenge eh... c as i de c u for every section, as u de tk finish them

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Religion / Re: Olukoya And Wife On Their Wedding Day In 1986 by obumkeke(m): 10:04pm On Jul 07, 2016
wooooow..... that first picture and the neck sha....

One of the few respected MOG in our times, with the mandate to save souls.

I hope people emulate this
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Billing & Credit Officer Vacancy At Russelsmith Group by obumkeke(m): 3:54pm On Jul 07, 2016
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The person wey get this job, i hail am oh!!

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