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Ishilove: I've actually wondered about this whole rubber thread issue. Some women I work with told me they prefer using wool and rubber threads, than synthethic and rubber hair extensions. I told them that if hair attachments can be polluted, rubber and wool can also be polluted. If we are are to look at it microscopically, rubber, wool, twine and co are all arttificial so if there will be condemnation for wigs and attachments, there will also be condemnation for wool and rubber threads.

It's all rather confusing. I have decided to ask God for wisdom and divine revelation in all things that confound me. I on my own part have stopped fixing hair extensions. I am sticking to braids for the meantime. Whether I will stop that is something I don't know for now because the Holy Spirit Himself will have to convince me first

What type of cloth did God make for Adam and Eve at the Garden of Eden? What fabric material did Jesus wear while on earth? Did you know that the earliest preachers against hair extensions were of the view that they were hairs of mermaids and dead white women? It took a lot of argument to convince them that hair extensions are mere synthetic materials fabricated in factories and sold in the markets like any other product. Don't let the argument of a half-baked circus clown take you in. Did you know that it was once a taboo in this nation for Deeper Life members to own TV SETs in their homes? Today every local church has a TV and a satellite dish! Stay away from false teachings else you rebel against God when the truth dawns on you.

The first impulse I had after reading this trash was to lambast the mods for bringing such poor quality material to the front page until I realised the comic effect and sarcasm replete in the thread. Please Op recommend soap and cream for us too. We need help in that area. Please mods why dont you bring musiwas topics to the front page? I think he is a better entertainer than this Op.

All na wash. When you walk into any church where members are encouraged to speak into tongues, listen carefully. You will observe that most of them speak the same thing! And it must be in concordance with that of the pastor or leader whom they copy.

Ukuts gp: Should i attend celestal church if i am invited?

If your faith will carry you, go. Some pentecostal churches have charms buried at their altars and gateposts. They are no better.

So true. God help us.

ogugua88: Which one is Twoo? And which car seller doesn't have N20k to change a car engine? Smh.

People, wise up.

The statement was figurative. He meant servicing the engine of one of his cars in Abuja. Or he wanted to change the engine oil. Hope you get it? Social networks have made it possible for guys to have serviceable engines all over the country. So you can rob peter to pay paul. Kemi can pay for servicing obiageli. All na game.

Chinelo and Merki I love your argument. Like chinelo said, I only sympathise with rape victims. In fact I actually rescued a girl from a potential rapist 2 days ago and planked the hell out of him. However, if a girl thinks that se,x is love, she should bear the consequences. Young girls deliberately register on social forums to find boyfriends and solicit se?x. Every girl should know that any man who leaves you because you denied him se!x doesnt love you. He wants your waist and nothing more. You dont blame the hawk, blame the mother hen who should protect the chick. Blame the chick that refuses to take refuge under its mother's wings. It's a jungle out there, girls be wise.

The Governor should consult sahara reporters

AncientJerk: ur an idiiiiot dude, trust me

And you must be a useless scammer, junkie and drug peddler, believe me!

Take it or leave it, Nigeria is corrupt through and through. No Nigerian can boldly claim her allegations were false. It doesnt matter if Nigeria is the only corrupt nation. Corruption is official and acceptable in Nigeria. You guys should stop shouting yourself hoarse. She said the glaring truth. Ibori is in jail and his brothers are celebrating him at home in Nigeria. You think people don't shudder at such?

eaxes: Been sanitised from birth motherfu**cker plus i have civilised parents that trained ♍є̲ well Ãήϑ arε̲̣̣̣̥ progressives unlyk most baboonish nigerians lyl U̶̲̥̅̊.

You rep your parents well. Didnt know muther*fucker sanitised you from birth. Next time add ikpu nne gi to it.

eaxes: Typical id**iot response. When U̶̲̥̅̊ aven't got a good response or can't counter facts chat shi**t. The problem Ψi† nigeria is nigerians. Wipe most of the mo**fuckers Ãήϑ bring better stock people Ãήϑ the place will ß sanitised. Am already among the sanitised few unlyk most lyk ϑis idi**ot

Prove you have been sanitised. Who sanitised you? What's the name of the disinfectant used? Is it Efcc, icpc, mopol, army, bakassi, massop, opc or boko haram. Which?

Please change the name Nigeria and shame the devil. Even pikin for belle don associate the name Nigeria to evil. You have don it with the electricity sector, you can do it again. From ECN to NEPA to PHCN and now to 18 successor compainies. Even white ashawo woman don get mouth dey insult you Nigerians. Na wao. Me I be Igborian.

Idowuogbo: I'm honoured

Thanks! Thanks! Thanks!

ROMANTIC RESPONSE.

TPIA?

Centre of gravity

calabaman: Suicide is for loosers!!!



I would never employ such in my company

Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe once attempted suicide when he was schooling in the USA. Do you think you are more successful than him?

Lilimax: In my church also, rich men are cleaners...

In my church rich men are elders who occupy the front seats.

Acidosis: Lol

says who?

Benny Hinn and all pastorpreneurs who preach prosperity.

Rubbish.

Nothing can be truer.

Haven't you heard that poverty is a sin?

Mujah1deen: I said I will send her back , the place of wife is in her household with her husband. Period

And Allah knows best.

I can't help but laugh and shout Allahu Akbar at your cold response.

Mujah1deen: I will send her back.
Can you translate your last sentence for me ?

It roughly means 'We regard the corpse of another man's child as a bundle of firewood'. Your reply to the last two posts of mine justifies this statement.

Mujah1deen: Settle score about what? What if she did the same thing first?

Anyway funny story, maybe her **** wasn't tasty enough

I made that post in response to your earlier assertion that divorce is not an option no matter what the man did to the wife. Assuming your daughter ran home to you with such a story of inhumane treatment from her hubby, would you ask her to go back to the man as divorce is not an option. Eburu ozu nwa onye ozo, o di ka ebu ukwu nku.

Umuibe aguru akaria n'obodo. Man must wack na. Are we not supposed to be believers? Why do we doubt the messengers of god? Believe my prophets and live. Ugbua bu ututu.

Some men are mad! I was discussing this issue with some friends yesterday when someone told us that a man in his kindred applied ground pepper to his wife's Va*gina to settle a score. The worst thing is that the issue has nothing to do with infidelity. The man invited the wife to bed for love-making in the night and while wife is undressed he reached for the pepper paste and deposited it on her vagi... This happened at Umuchima in Okigwe LGA, Imo state. The wife has run to her parents house.

Good advice. I voted GEJ in 2011. However, I will not vote him if Aba-Ikot ekpene road is not dualised as he promised. That's my decision.

PasD ask uncle how he would feel if his wifey puts a secret password on her phone? Any man or woman who passwords his phone is a suspect. However, I know someone who did that to prevent his children from stealing airtime from his phone. In that case, it is justifiable to lock the phone with a secret password if the wife is in league with the children in the game.

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]I sabi it[/quote]You sabi wetin?

Moxie4lyf: But ur pix fine na...abi, u no sabi bedmatics?

She lost her handsome boyfriend to an ugly chic.

4bobo: WHEN,WHERE,HOW,WHAT AND WHY



DOING THIS WHEN ABOUT TO LEAVE OFFICE??

Are you a learner? That's one of the many projects he will float as avenues to loot the money. Haven't you heard of the proposed AIRPORT AT ABA by his colleague T.A ORJI? I think it's time we learnt to ignore these clowns when they come up with these jokes.