₦airaland Forum

jmoore:
The schools can open their gates.

The main point is which parent will risk taking his or her child to school on Monday?

Professor, your brain no reach that side.

He will go to the school and take inventory, and tell the school to sack any parent that didn't risk there child for Monday. When an F is in power

Very cool but the lightings may need more illumination to the center of the pitch

HacheNoire:
1038 life’s wasted!

The family and loved ones of those that initiated the war are living their best life’s while those of the average and poor kill themselves.

What could have been settled on a round table, but at a time, the likes of Boeing, Lockheed, and Raytheon have to make money.

Do you know in a zoo somewhere in West Africa, this year alone, death toll is times 3 of that from bandits and B-boys without any official war. We never add accidents and kidnappings ooo, even avoidable sicknesses.

Judge which one is waste land estate?

BlackViper:
🇳🇬ONLY 9 STATES ARE CONSIDERED CLEAN IN NIGERIA IN 2025




Source

All states in the east are cleaner than Lagos even the then dirty Aba

treesun:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/01/27/exclusive-35-military-officers-including-33-northerners-detained-over-alleged-coup-plot

Northerners cannot afford to be out of power for 8yrs, Tinubu should watch his back

Imindmybusiness:
You mean Tinubu is going back after his official visit to Nigeria.

Next official visit to Nigeria would probably be in March.

[quote author=Kaliningrad post=138251884]

⚡️ Kyiv residents react as power is restored

Residents share relief and joy. pic.twitter.com/V8LHrxzy8n

— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) January 24, 2026

Nigeria we are just like Ukraine

kunkelhanspeter:
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The doc dey crase... Unless she has underlined problems or womb problem

kunkelhanspeter:
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The doc dey case... Unless she has underlined problems or womb problem

Orlandoo:
All these are pointers that school is no longer the reigning king.

Only the bundling of Peller will pay him more than lecturers in Nigeria.

Is igbo not banned... Sachet shekwe has come to stay. They should focus on eliminating illegal producers not products. I don't know why black man is so backward in thinking.

You see this Nigeria, if you are doing business in Nigeria, your business is just one policy away from crashing and this could happen any time. Nigeria is a very dangerous place to do business. You won't survive it eventually.

[quote author=LegendHero post=138217251]JUST IN:

🇺🇸🇨🇭🇮🇱 Trump says Iron Dome is US technology:

"I told Netanyahu to stop taking credit for the Iron Dome, because that’s our technology, we did it for Israel"

JUST IN:

🇺🇸🇨🇭🇮🇱 Trump says Iron Dome is US technology:

"I told Netanyahu to stop taking credit for the Iron Dome, because that’s our technology, we did it for Israel" pic.twitter.com/BvGUg770rC

— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) January 21, 2026

man na Braga.... US scientists are mostly Jews indirectly is still Isreal that built it just that US has the funds and the environment to build anything

Orlandoo:
We all know it was America's invention. Even Trump can remove the incompetent Tinubu within minutes if he wants. Tinubu is useless to Nigerians.

Minutes?

This man says he can take out any useless president in few seconds.

Maduro took minutes because they want to capture him alive and was surrounded by Russian and Chinese technology. Nigeria wey still dey use Dane gun is what you are talking about minutes.

kunkelhanspeter:
We been married for 3 years now and she’s 10 weeks pregnant 🤰 and it not been easy for me as the husband.

When we went to register for antenatal the nurse told us not to have sex till 14 weeks .

Just want to ask men here how do you guys cope with konji?

May be she is above 30...i Nak my wife everyday till 9 months. Na after birth be the problem

Islie:
https://pmexpressng.com/bank-customer-convicted-over-refusal-to-refund-n1-5b-mistakenly-credited-to-his-account/

Why not refund 1.4 and start the argument with tax reform and co

Omooba77:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/01/19/breaking-nigerian-army-dismisses-soldier-allegedly-leaking-video-deadly-boko-haram-ied

This man should go and praise God for saving him from lions den

TimiofAbuja:
This car that year. nothing last forever

Governors used this nonsense as convoy even Abacha. If you want to kpai yourself for lexus 2025, na you Sabi.

175:
9m dollars for lobbyists don dey work lol

Agenda must agend by force!!!

A screw driver seller is now advising Trump on how to use 2m dollars missiles

Melagros:
COMRADES, so this boy is not patriotic? This means he missed the penalty deliberately

The way things be, if I be him, I go shoot that ball for that corner kick flag.

Burob:
Forever living in denial, New York Times, is now Tribune newspaper to u abi?

This is the 9m dollar right... Black man is irredeemable.

How did we get to this level? Nigeria zoological Republic is now blaming a screw driver seller for Trump lunch of $2m missile in sokoto. Let me even tag Trump.

Somebody selling screw driver is now telling Trump how to spend $2m on Missiles.

Pakute:
https://leadership.ng/nigeria-china-crude-trade-to-expand-after-venezuelas-predicted-trade-plunge/

We don't benefit anything from crude oil

CodeTemplarr:
All staged stunts from the islamist gov.

How many armed robbers, under intense pressure from police have ever reached out to govt for peace or repentance?

I think say na only me get sense for this place.

kingbee90:
Meanwhile Awa president has been MIA.

Where is that old man sef?

Since December... Last see was at Eyo festival... Since then man disappeared. Make e no be say bandits kidnap am and are requesting for C of O of aso rock as ransom.

Emeskhalifa:
Discovered it is no longer worth it.

It worked for our fathers and the generations before theirs but this very generation? No, it's BS

The laws guiding the marriage of our forefathers has been broken into pieces by western education therefore, a new law has to be made if not in the next 10yrs nobody go dey reason marriage again. Na woman go use there hand come house come stay with you and tell you not to bother with financing if that's your fear.

They actually need man but feminism dey deceive them for now. By the time men lock up, they go understand.

Rhymesy:
A lady returned from Owerri to Uyo during the Christmas period to visit her elderly sister. I happened to come across her, and I must say, she is extremely beautiful and charming. I tried to keep things normal—both in our communication and interactions. She eventually opened up to me, revealing that she has a serious man in her life. I remained calm and continued acting as a normal friend.

At one point, I accidentally stumbled upon her phone and noticed that she is a classy lady. Since I’m not financially buoyant, I focused on maintaining a stable and respectful manner. I kept my mind on being a good friend.

One day, she started asking me some deep questions about myself. I told her I just graduated from university and am waiting for my call-up for NYSC. She said she’s actually working towards that too. She also asked if I was staying alone, and I confirmed that I was. Throughout December, she spent most of her time with me, chatting, gisting, and smiling. Sometimes, I took her out to lounges and bought her food from eateries.

Yesterday, she confessed that she enjoys hanging around me. Today, she insisted that most people know where I stay. Initially, I felt reluctant to bring her to my place—not because of anything suspicious, but because I didn’t want my libido to get the better of me. After some persistent urging from her, I decided to bring her over.

As a single guy who just finished school, my laptop is my television. When she entered, she said she was feeling hot and asked me to find her a polo or a light jersey to wear. I did so. She then went into the bathroom to take a shower while I was in the kitchen preparing her a meal. We enjoyed the meal together, and she complimented my cooking.

Later, she felt sleepy and fell asleep. When she woke up in the evening, she asked me to see her off. Honestly, this lady is very beautiful—so much so that my friends on the street were even hailing me.

Naijalanders, what is really going on?

Chai... Yakubu ayegbeni...yoi go regret this opportunity

joinnow:
The condition is commonly called penis captivus.
It is a rare, involuntary medical phenomenon where the penis becomes temporarily trapped inside the vagina during sexual intercourse. This happens because the vaginal muscles contract strongly (often during orgasm) while the penis is still erect, making withdrawal difficult for a short period.
Key points for clarity:
It is not dangerous in most cases
It usually resolves on its own within minutes
Panic and force should be avoided, as they can worsen muscle spasm
Relaxation and calm breathing typically help the muscles release
If it ever lasts unusually long or causes pain, medical attention is recommended.

The way white people dey brain wash black man is very strange.

Let me tell you hoha, Captivus or whatever cannot trap a man to a woman. If it happens to dogs that's not my business but it's not possible if not we go dey see am often. This is either a movie or jazz... Nothing more nothing less

VaginaAcademic:
He chose humanity over religion RIP to a great human being

He refused to be extremist unlike some people we have here

doneyor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP5gLh-dmf4

Celebrity Investor, Obi Cubana has formally given his life to Christ this year 2026.

He confirmed this while he was the General Overseer of Streams of Joy , Pastor Jerry Eze.





https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTc2qzziFmR/?igsh=MWN6YnVucGJtMnNpMg==

Linking up with the greatest Nigerian pastor on YouTube. It's about the cash flow nothing more nothing less.

Uuuju:
Can't we produce all those things in our con3?

What do they produce in a zoo apart from animals? Even the animals in the zoo are suffering from kwashioko