matify83: It was a fun filled childhood with you ovularia, ramota, jegede sokoya and of course natty and zebby. Not forgetting clarus and his co-worker gringory
You made us happy back then as we looked forward to every episode of the popular sitcom on NTA.
RIP Ovularia peterside
There was so much peace during those times, I can't tell what really happened
As time goes, your cells get weak or strong and go back to earth to evolve. What causes old age is what we don't know. I suspect the cells got stronger and can no longer live inside you. They shed your body and escape to earth.
Hey!!! Well Tinubu is on his way. Since Abido shaker has failed, Jagaban will power the Naira. There so much power in the country. We never even touch Kubus kabash. Make una no fear.
traware: I have been married for over 9 years now but believe me, each time I see any young man about to get married, I will just pity the man instead of happy for him. Marriage is not what it use to be in olden days.
--Slurity
I am planning self awareness to the young lads on how to handle marriage. The culture is no longer beneficial to young men. You have to design your own marriage irrespective of any pressure from society.
Betanaija42moro: This is a confirmation that Reno is just a jobless man. He is just looking for an appointment and he can't get it because even Tinubu knows that he is a serial betrayer and can not be taken serious.
Reno is where belly face He is so bitter because Obi didn't allow him to manage his social media handles again.
Reno has no job or business, so I can't take him serious.
Let him keep waiting for government appointment
He is on pay roll already... There are people you recruit behind the scene to cause distractions and instability. The good news is, they don't usually end well.
Beeb1e: Hello everyone, I got a call from a man in the Village (Elele, Rivers State) on Tuesday night, that we should look for a way to come and carry our mother as she has slumped and was rushed to a hospital, where she was in coma.
He explained to me that my mother went to demand for the payment of the debt the man is owing her and he angrily beat her up, he stripped her , tore her clothes, her underwear was torn too. I’m literally crying as I type this. Everyone that tried to stop him he chased with the machete. Now my dad is late , else he won’t have tried this.
I am in Lagos so I’ve not seen her my sister that was able to travel to Elele to see her sent me the pictures.
She is out of coma now, but still unable to sit or stand or talk. We also noticed she is bleeding from her private part.
We arrested the evil man with the Elele police but the community Igwe bailed him, he is a known person in the community and owns a hotel there.
I really want this man to receive this level of Physical pain or more, because my mum almost lost her life.
I don’t know what to do or how to go about getting justice for her.
We are at military hospital port harcourt now.
Well I just hope they were not friends... Na to set trap for the idiot and torture back. I hate nonsense
She knows exactly what she was doing... She want there to pay back the 50k with her pussssay. Now wahala don burst. Kiss your marriage bye because, guy man must find out. Your emotions will never remain the same and whatever you do now, will not end well. If you tell your oga problem, if you no tell am problem. Finally, if you leave the marriage, the man will dump you and look for another home to scatter. That's how they operate and devil rewards them for that. Suffering is part of life... Just endure it and work harder. The small money you get with peace of mind is better than millions you get without peace of mind
BucketMan: I don't know if some of you might remember this thread i made https://www.nairaland.com/8006821/should-go-masters-degree-remai where i contemplated going for a masters degree instead of remaining jobless at home. Well after assimilating all the advice i got from that thread, i decided to kill two birds with one stone and apply for the masters degree while also getting a laptop to start an online business in writing and copywriting which is where my passion lies.
Shortly after i got the laptop i found a creative writing opportunity via reddit and applied. One of the requirements for the job was to have a really fast typing speed (minimum of 60 words per minute). I just got my laptop so my typing speed was really slow but i resolved to increase it by practicing daily for a month and i grew from 35wpm to 62wpm which the job required.
That was just the beginning, the recruitment process for the job was done through a platform called Discord and they had a specific writing style that they wanted to inculcate in the applicants via daily trainings after which you will have to pass some exams. I started actively training for about a month and felt i was confident enough to take the intro exam, which i did and performed excellently so i moved on to the last stage.
Now this is where things got kind of complicated because this last stage required me to share my laptop screen in real time, kinda like a video call and prepare creative writing scripts for different scenarios that will be provided also in real time. The session was supervised by the recruiters and would last for 4 hours. I was fully locked in and confident in all that i had already learnt from training, However, the time for the test came and i was given a resource to download that i would use in writing these scripts. After downloading, setting it up on my laptop and then hopping on the live video call with the supervisors, i could not for the life of me get it to run efficiently, it was extremely slow and kept giving me a connection error feedback, I use MTN 4G and can't believe that the network chose that moment to start acting up. I still don't know if the real culprit is my laptop (2017 hp elitebook) or MTN network but after i switched to 3g and tried to hop back on the call to apologize to the supervisors for having a network glitch, i realized they had already blocked me, so i wasn't even given a chance to showcase my skills and this is what pains me most.
This is the reason that was given: "poor internet on a remote job, i'm sorry but it cannot work".
I'm so devastated, all the effort, time and resources invested into becoming a perfect fit for the job has been washed away in a blink. Now, i'm back home in my mom's house, in shame and defeat, with less than #1k to my name having used all my savings to get the laptop and for data subscriptions. I'm just lost on what to do right now, i have been admitted but i can't even go for the masters i applied for anymore and i was thinking to myself that even though i had gotten the job, how would i have kept up with the 8 hours per shift work schedule when there is very epileptic power supply where i live.
Is success still possible in Nigeria for those that are still struggling? or are we all doomed to fail again and again, especially for those of us looking to succeed online. I'm 26 atm and i don't know how long this will continue, it's just like all the forces of nature are working against me being rich and successful. Where can i find the motivation to search for something else to do in order to be productive when everything always ends in failure? is there even anything else to do?
Sorry for the long post, just thought i should share my experience and this is like the only platform that i can vent due to not really having anyone to talk to irl.
HenryWilliams: May her soul rest in peace.. Like someone rightly said..if you're a beautiful woman, find equally beautiful women to roll with..at least the envy won't be about beauty cos that's the first thing ugly women go for, to destroy the beauty of their rivals. Sorry..but judging from the picture above .the burnt body can't be her .. The top picture displays a skinny lady while the cadaver is very fleshy especially in the hips, buttocks and thighs.. Case of two different people?
You don't know the power of fire... Go enter stew first make we check
ibnquasale: i am a very confused person when it comes to choosing an "appropriate" programming language . i know the gurus here can help me. i read statistics and maths. my desire is to be able to design front ends for my databases, design GUIs and desktop applications that can also serve as front ends or data analysis applications.
i know little of PHP, Python, CSS, Mysql (through video tutorials). one of my main challenge is i don't know what to do with them, especially after learning the basis..... i don't mind being an apprentice to an expert here
thanks in advance.
Edit: 2023 It’s really bn long i made this post (over 10 years). Today, a lot have changed and I work as a senior data engineer now , having worked as software developer, data analyst, ML engineer etc in the past. Thanks to all who helped on this thread.
I was here in 2013 when you wrote this... Confused like you but didn't bother to go further because, I had a job. Now covid has spoiled our job and am dead broke. Look at me learning html again after 10yrs. If I had persisted like you, by now I would have found favor. Wrong choices in life. Now I am still confused though chagpt has been helping. I just need to understand what to do with these languages. Designing websites? I really want to do more than that. I am the kind of person that learn from the end of the book to the beginning. That is, teach me how to fix a car by disassembling a new car first. Can I learn programming languages like that?
I am understanding html and css now because I tell chagpt to write a complete code for me, then I start manipulating the codes and looking at the effects on the page. Can I learn python and Java like that? What do they really do in the Nigerian market?
haybhi1: See the ages, God. People wey you go see one-on-one dash two punches to heaven go con dey threaten you with death because of guns. Ahsweh e just pain me say jazz na scam, I for fortify myself with anti-bullet/anti-gun penetration, go in search of these people, with like-minded fellows, and defend all my people from them. Mad urchin, rabid, diseased, subhumans. Living off cowardice and kidnappings and inhumanity.
Bulletproof vests should be cheap abeg
Bullet proof vest is cheap bro, just make your own locally. Search you tube, you will see how to make BP with tiles and concrete. It's a waste for a tiny skinny miserable looking janjaweedd to kill a normal human being with just one bullet.
God1000: Today is exactly 14 years since the death of President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. Born on August 16, 1951, he died on May 5, 2010 at the age of 59. He would have been 73 now if he were alive.
He was declared the winner of the election held on 21st April, 2007, and served as president for three years.
Nigeria is a dongeon that does not support good people. If you are good person, the system will try to kpai you so, make una no dey blame tinubu. Buhari wanted to be good, they warned him with sickness, he turn to beast and they spare him
Proudman1: So, I received a good amount of money into my first bank account.
And they automatically freeze the account.
Something less than 100k.
So, I went to the bank to find out what the issue was about and they said I need to do KYC documentation.
My NIN and BVN are already with this people and I've been using this same account since 2015!
Ok, let me do the KYC na, they say my name doesn't match and I need to swear affidavit.
I went to court to do affidavit and then they submitted it and ask me to come back next week Wednesday.
The thing sha weak me because I no get any money to sustain myself till that Wednesday.
But the worst is the utility bill requirements. The support ask me to come with NEPA bill. I told her that I stay in the university hostel.
The next thing she said was that I should go to the university management and collect their NEPA bill and bring it to them
I was like how in hell will that be possible? 🤷
Right now, I don't know what step to take sha. Because who for school management go gree give student school NEPA bill to go complete the student's bank account?
Give the idiot 2k and watch her sign AVR for you. The system is fuckkked. If you understand the corrupt system, you no go pass through this stress
Gistmedia10: A soon-to-be-married Wisconsin elementary school teacher has been arrested after her alleged sexual assault of an elementary school student.
Madison Bergmann, 24, was arrested and faces one count of first-degree child sexual assault after a parent of a fifth grader reported her to River Crest Elementary School administrators and police.
On Wednesday, the child’s father handed over printed text messages between Bergmann and the student, where she allegedly told the child that she liked when the victim touched her and that she enjoyed ‘making out’ with them.
Engaged teacher arrested for s3xually assaulting school student just two months before her wedding as police reveal their sickening conversations
‘Learning about a school staff member and alleged inappropriate conduct that breaches trust is deeply troubling for all of us,’ the school said in a statement to staff and parents.
According to her Facebook, Bergmann got engaged to her fiancé Ben in December and their wedding is set for July 27.
Engaged teacher arrested for s3xually assaulting school student just two months before her wedding as police reveal their sickening conversations The child’s mother initially overheard the student and Bergmann talking on the phone before she informed the child’s father, according to KARE 11.
During her interview with police, she told authorities that the victim’s mother allegedly gave her the student’s phone number after the family invited her to Afton Alps, a skiing resort, over winter break.
In Africa, the reverse is the case. A giant mambalistic 70yr old man will want to force his huge mamba on a 9 yr old pupil. Our regular hook up girls like it huge and will never force an underage. They will rather go for there ancestors.
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