₦airaland Forum

nlfpmod:
https://dailytrust.com/consumers-decry-low-supply-as-discos-prioritise-band-a/

I was thinking agbado people get sense before... This tinubu regime really open there nyash. How does human beings think like this? So band A is now the only people living in Nigeria or should everyone now start relocating to band A locations? This is the dumbest regime so far in the history of Nigeria. Buhari now lookkng like a Saint. Idiots in power. Fuxkkkk

NwekeUG:
Ghana: NPP Candidate Washes Clothes For Woman In Door-To-Door Campaign


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gys190Y7OM?si=TDhn5qOGyb-8GHfn

Who do Africa like this

DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds 🌥, I stayed amongst the cloud 🌥, I went above the cloud 🌥. I saw the 5th heavens 😂😂😂. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow 😂) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud 🌥 feel so lonely 😂😂😂. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna 😂).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open 👀👀 (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again 🙄🙄 and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky . I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet óòo 😂😂😂😂

You are not supposed to be typing on board. Phones radio wave may interfere with important signal or the lithium battery inside phone could explode and cause panic. Avoid wahala for onward peace and Obi adinma

UncleAyo:
Even this their statement showcase pride and arrogance. I am yet to see an apology to the disgraced lady.

People should alway read out their own statements to themselves before making it public.

What do I even know.

What is Christianity becoming these days. Well it has always been like that.

The supervisors of church now feels like God

In Africa, it's economy that's fighting marriages but in the west, its lucifer himself in the form of LGBT, and woke nature.

Hezzyluv:
The Nation doesn't look UNITED anymore. Na only God know wetin dey sub for east.

LOL, As it dey like this... Biafra don arrange their own government. Nigerian government is actually underating Simon ekpa... MNK looks like a deceit right now... Ekpa has move so fast without obstacles and I suspect opportunity will call very soon and he will declare Biafra when Nigeria government and her army is at their lowest.

tefishy:

Nigeria's power is restored on Nairaland. In reality, no light

No light anywhere, audio restoration

Richyfj:
A grauduate that cannot speak simple good English and cannot differentiate BL and Bsc??

Nigerian universities are not serious school. Just certificate producer.

missidy:
She should change her church. If she was a rich member, the pastor wouldn't dare embarrass her like that. He sized her up and concluded she is a nobody. That pastor is so arrogant and class conscious.

That was an embarrassment, the pastor shouldn't be that hash. At least, allow her jam the grammar finish and subtly make fun of it. I know where this uneccessary strictness is coming from. These pastors now believe Dr. Damina is checking on them and opening their nyashes. They have now turn to been over careful.

complet:
THE BAND OF A THING IS A SCAM, NO LIGHT EVERY WHERE FOR NOW ALL GOVERNMENT DID WAS TO INCREASE THE ELECTRICITY TARIFF BY ABOUT 300%, WE ALL NEED TO COME OUT OF OUR VARIOUS HOMES AND OFFICES TO PROTEST, THE SUFFERING IS TOO MUCH

You and who?

proeast:
Anytime Tinubu discovers the north is about to throw him under the bus, he will start sponsoring all these nuisances. It’s becoming very childish and stupid. Everyone can see through all the shenanigans and it’s quite ridiculous if he thinks it can change anything.

I thought it was only me that noticed. Self determination is the only thing Fulani man fears most and Tinubu is using it well

clintino700:
Let things work in this country for once. we in Band E have not had light for like 8days now

Na band q we dey like this

Energy can neigher be created nor destroyed outside God. If you raise a potential energy be ready for the compound or product.

Obakoolex:
Should I still send my mom and wife's mom to Israel and Jordan this year with all this drum of war

If you leave them in the zoo, you are risking more. A war torn Isreal is better than the current zoo republic

jibrilELsudan:
ISRAEL IS REALLY VERY STUPID TO THINK THAT THIS THEIR IRON DOME WILL FOREVER PROTECT THEM AND NOTHING CAN PASS THRU

ALL IT TAKES IS FOR IRAN....HAMAS....HOUTHIS..LEBANON...
SYRIA...HISBOLAH...ETC TO SEND A COORDINATED BARAGE OF MISSILES AT ONCE AND ALL YOU FLAT BRAINS WILL WATCH IN DISBELIEF HOW ISRAEL WILL BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THIS PLANET

What are they waiting for?

iCauseTrouble:
Even though I am not a fan of homosexuality or cross-dressing, I will say the judgement is a little harsh on Bob.
We have all abused the naira note one form or the other.
They should have given him the option of fine as a first time offender.

He must have offended some big shots or stepped on toes. I don't know why I think vdm has a hand in this

helinues:
Please what brought Tinubu on this thread.

For how long would continue to be incoherent on threads?

Huh?

Bob says he is mummy of Lagos and we all know tinubu is daddy of Lagos, so what are you saying

MILLERMannn:
That is exactly what I am thinking. Biafra will soon liase with Russia to break out of Nigeria. Niger Delta will also liase with Russia to break out of Nigeria.
I can now see the reason why Nigeria government are begging Niger and Mali to rejoin Ecowas again_ they have gotten the call and information that Russia solders are coming to Niger.
I said it a black man is a stupid person. If you want to catch a fish, you catch it slowly but see what the presidency has done. A leader must be highly intelligent. He must be a philosopher. In their eyes, letting Russian recolonize Africa.
I knew something was wrong with Africa. The west still control us indirectly and they put any candidate that will not threaten them as president.
Nothing will happen. Nigeria army should now go and fight the Russian in Niger since they have power to fight their fellow human being at Okuama.

Nigeria break up is imminent. Nigeria has been declared a terrorist state by proxy. No reasonable country will align with them again. Any solid move Biafra makes will yield results.

Penguin2:
https://gazettengr.com/putin-sends-russian-soldiers-to-niger-republic/#:~:text=PUTIN%3B%20RUSSIAN%20SOLDIERS-,Russia%20has%20sent%20an%20air%20defence%20system%20and%20100%20military,RTN%20reported%20late%20on%20Thursday.

Until this coup, I didn’t know Niger was this strategic to both US, France and Germany.

Meanwhile, when did they say we are invading Niger again?

Russia occupies Niger, next is the bukina Faso, Mali, Senegal, and. Biafra

lawyer:
Ah!

The lawyer who advised him or her or himshe to plead guilty on the day he or she or himshe was arraigned must be investigated. The lawyer did Bobrisky dirty. All Himshe would have done was plead not guilty, obtain bail conditions, be set free and negotiate with EFCC to withdraw the case and serve community work. NDLEA did it for Naira Marley, so why couldn't they do the same thing for Bobrisky?

I am not a fan of Bobrisky and his clout-chasing antics but this is not fair on him or her or himshe. 6 months as a transgender in a Nigerian prison is going to be tough for him or her and I hope they don't injure or kill him there.

I said it that day, his lawyer is an idiottt... Something that's very easy to defend he is pleading guilty.

BrandSpurNG:
SOURCE:https://brandspurng.com/2024/04/12/fg-to-provide-solar-subsidy-in-nigeria-through-750-million-world-bank-loan/

FG should just import solar panels at a subsidized rate and sell to citizens. Just call it renewable hope solar panels 500W for 20k. Do the same for batteries and watch Nigerians come back to heaven. To fix the country is not hard but the people at the top just don't want it to work.

Holiness2100:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13293045/israel-threaten-direct-attack-iran-middle-east-conflict.html

The only language the janjaweedds understands

Kuginzi:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/naija-fashion/685121-exclusive-enugu-community-resorts-to-invoking-deities-against-pro-biafra-attacks-killings.html

A deity that cannot help you win Civil War, is that one a deity?

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeDkpyH8pic

nlfpmod mukina2

Wahala plenty in the zoo

lazkizz:
Nigerians and recycled news are 5&6

I don't understand why they always want give us pregnant news. Why not allow the news announce itself. 10yrs from now, you won't see anything

Itiskdg121:
Sabinus just confirmed this sad news.
Life is truly a mirage

This life just dey like Nigerian nepa

enemyofprogress:
which control? Make people no die again? Even you go die when your time reach. You better be prepared and stop shaking yansh upandan

Some hard truth

dominique:
I'm trying to envision how this happened, did they get flung out of the bus into the lagoon like they're pieces of paper?

Good question my sister woman

coputa:
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In Kanye voice... Sacrifice!!!

Namaster:
Your group of friends sound inconsiderate and DUMB!

A family lost a relatively young man and you hired a DJ to turn his funeral arrangements into a fuckfest.

Be solemn.

They are just been unreasonable

Good01:
https://dailytrust.com/officer-shot-dead-as-police-foil-kidnap-of-fct-council-chairs-family/

How can police repel attack without killing any bandit?