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RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 1:25pm On Aug 30, 2019
iLegendd:
Answer 1: It won't shrink. Only kindle does.

Answer 2: Yes, but books from different pen names are seen as books from different authors. Don't mix them up. James and Jones are different people, so handle them differently.

Answer 3: About the author page, visit www.author central.com and login with your Amazon account to create an author page for any of your pen names.

Answer 4: Yes, every pen name will have it's individual author page on the same Authorcentral account. Luckily, you don't need an author page for all your pen names because it's a pain in the ***. Only have for that pen name you cherish so much and ignore the rest.

On a niche you are only writing one or two books, you don't need an author page or author bio except you want to. It's a choice.
Thanks boss for your assistance,I really appreciate it.
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 7:02am On Aug 30, 2019
iLegendd:
grin grin

I love that. About the eBook turning to 19 pages, it's right. Amazon sets pages of eBooks while you set pages of book. If you upload a 100 page book, Amazon sets the Kindle version to match their page count calculation based on your word count, not page count of your manuscript.

Yes, I know you're confused with what I just said, but don't worry.

All the best as you keep pushing. You'll smile at last.
Boss, if i was to make a paperback from that book it wont be on the shrink 19page standard right?

If i wrote another book and decide to enroll the first one on kindle select, free promo,so that it will see more views or readers and exposure to other of my works but the other work carries a different pen name as author will that make sense?

The about the authors page......i have not seen it o, and besides, will everybook be having different about the author page?

Baba clear me, make i make small money for kindle too before this year end abeg grin
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 5:10pm On Aug 28, 2019
iLegendd:
Yes, it will be up there.

No, it won't be pulled down.
Thanks boss on this journey.....lemme begin think of the next book to author, lol,@author grin
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 3:30pm On Aug 28, 2019
iLegendd:
grin grin

I love that. About the eBook turning to 19 pages, it's right. Amazon sets pages of eBooks while you set pages of book. If you upload a 100 page book, Amazon sets the Kindle version to match their page count calculation based on your word count, not page count of your manuscript.

Yes, I know you're confused with what I just said, but don't worry.

All the best as you keep pushing. You'll smile at last.
Thanks boss,But it will still be up there and make sales if someone wants to buy right,as in it wont be pull down?
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 1:15pm On Aug 28, 2019
iLegendd:
For being awake till now, I decided to check and noticed it's now 111k today. Sadly, it can't be 200k this month, but next month, it will make 300 — 500k.

I'll keep you guys updated on my depression. #Smiles.
Legend, i hail o, thanks for your gingering, boys are waking up.
So i uploaded my book today, Fonts,Times new roman,size 14,double spacing, word count above 3.7k, a little shy of 4k, but what i saw on the preview, i dont know if because i was using my phone, i was tired of endless editing and didn't really pay much attention but it seems its about 19pages,in which case shey its not supposed to be submitted as the stipulated minimum number of pages is 24?.....anyway, i am just happy i could do it all n submitted,thanks in no small measure to you.
Kept the orice at 99cents, my next book will definitely be better, this was to test the water and see if i could also publish, turns out the hard part is just the writing grin
InvestmentRe: 400k In The Account Lying Dormant by oceanized25(op): 4:46am On Aug 27, 2019
iClef:
That money would've made you a millionaire if only you were guided rightly. Anyway, it's not a failure, but experience.

All the best.
thanks bro
InvestmentRe: 400k In The Account Lying Dormant by oceanized25(op): 3:31pm On Aug 26, 2019
iClef:
So, was your brain finally pricked? Or have wasted the money on women?
Lol,I did invest it alright, but I lost a lot of it on the biz.
Trying to pick myself up again n make better investment decisions going forward.
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by oceanized25(m): 5:05pm On Aug 24, 2019
mk82:
-If the book is at least a few thousand words, you can add table of contents. You don't have to call them chapters. Just write each topic line by line in the TOC. E.g.
Introduction
First Step
Second Step
etc
-Your smartphone can work but it's going to be tedious and difficult to spot errors.
-About the author is not necessary.
I came in contact with this thread yesterday n i have finished reading from page 1 to the end, no, its nothing, you sire, and the other able contributors did all the work and i am really grateful something like this is here that we can reference to.
On the downside, this thread started since 2013 ,I am about 7years late, which I am not sure the kindle publishing even started then.....i did came late to the party, but I understand its bettsr late than never.....hopefully there are still Drinks left for latecomers.
About the phone thing,I know it will be real hardwork but its only temporary, till I can get some funds to repair my system.
For all your selfless service and other contributors, once again is aay well done guys.
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by oceanized25(m): 8:54pm On Aug 23, 2019
mk82:
-If the book is at least a few thousand words, you can add table of contents. You don't have to call them chapters. Just write each topic line by line in the TOC. E.g.
Introduction
First Step
Second Step
etc
-Your smartphone can work but it's going to be tedious and difficult to spot errors.
-About the author is not necessary.
thanks bro
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by oceanized25(m): 3:17pm On Aug 23, 2019
eliok:
You can remove table of content. About the author is not compulsory
thanks alot bro.
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by oceanized25(m):
mk82:
The categories will show when the book starts selling.
pls,I just wrote a book and wanting to start publishing after all I have heard.
My question is....1: is it a must to add table of contents in my book?the book doesn't have too many pages, and for each points I surround the writeups on, they have few pages or not what I will consider as chapter worthy and I don't want to do that since it seems adding table of contents will make you add chapters too...i think.

2,I am using my phone from editing, typing, converting to epub,cover design, and hopefully publish....pending when I get a new system, can this work?

3,since in kindle they don't have back cover only front cover design, where does one write the about the author, is it compulsory?
P.s,I don't even want to.

Pls help a brother and respond.
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 10:10pm On Aug 22, 2019
iClef:
Forget about anything Nigeria in this business.
grin No be lie, is table of contents necessary or optional?
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m):
iClef:
Better than not starting. Though, remove the fullstop on the title and make the author's name white.
Thanks boss.

MODIFIED,

If I am deciding to use a pen name n though you said about the author is optional and I want to write it, will writing where I am from be a good idea?
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m):
iClef:
Pen names is all about creating a new individual. Though, the story or books you write can be be about you.

You can use stock image or use a logo as your image.
thanks boss, much appreciated......
See what I did as a book cover, with my phone, intending to repair/get a new system when I have money.....can this work?
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 9:38am On Aug 22, 2019
iClef:
Used to be a few days, but as more clients use it, it should be a couple of weeks now.
thanks bro, though I haven't created an Amazon account, intending to do so soon but i was waiting for the payoneer to be approved first but I discovered that I can create one even without putting bank account details and start publishing pending when its approved n u put it to collect funds so I will do so.
My question is,I saw someone's profile with face n everything, considering I am using pen name, n not coming too strong as Nigerian, do I also need to use my picture, or a white man's randomly selected pix from the net or I can just leave it blank?
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 9:06am On Aug 22, 2019
iClef:
Oh, I just remembered something. This 70k above is enough to renew my passport that expired on February this year.
How long does it take a Payoneer accout to be approved?
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 11:09pm On Aug 20, 2019
iClef:
1. About the author? It's optional, but we do it.

2. For the back cover, see this https://www.nairaland.com/4721733/

3. Real name? Forget your real name. The only time you'll ever need your real name is when creating Amazon account and when creating a Payoneer account. The rest are pen names — except you truly want to use your real name.

4. Different pen names on the same account? Yes.
Thanks boss, much appreciated.
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 3:34pm On Aug 20, 2019
iClef:
I'll update you guys soon.
Boss, do I have to write about the author and since it's just cover page we can design, how will I get the back page to write on that?

Since I will be using a pen name, when it comes to updating my profile on Amazon do I need to use my real name n show I am a Nigerian n stay here?considering the fact that in the book too I have tried to not give it a Nigerian feel.
Since I intend to write several after publishing the first, will I be going on different pen names on the same Amazon account?
Clarify a brother that really wants to publish please.
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 12:07am On Aug 18, 2019
iLegendd:
You already sounded like someone who knows 50 times more than I do. When I see such a person, I always keep quiet and learn from them.

It's good to be humble when the master is around, so I humbly kept quiet when I noticed you were around. All the best, Sir.
Boss, i tried converting my book to epub and after downloading they said"can't open file", also when i am done with Google docs on the book, i noticed the book doesnt have page numberings, how do i do that?
Pls, put me through
RomanceRe: Help Me To Make A Marital Decision by oceanized25(m): 4:31pm On Aug 16, 2019
Pinky111:
Pls friends I have a man coming for my hand in marriage- US base.

He was a two times divorcee and later came home in 2016 to marry the third who later joined him but the marriage is having issues.He has 4children in all from previous marriage
This man is telling me to have a child for him and possibly marry him that the children over there will never come back to Nigeria. He said he needs an indigenous wife and baby who are going to base in Nigeria until the child gets to 18. He is assuring of financial security and comfort.

He is in his early 70s and I'm 33. The age gap is much coupled with the fact that I don't love him. What should I do ,he is damn serious. On the other hand I'm considering my age. But truth be told I see him as a father figure and least expected the sudden demand for marriage.
He is in his early 70's,before your child is 18,won't he have bought his casket already?and you,a wife that stays in Nigeria while he stays abroad,will you have a boy toy keeping body and soul together?
What kinda marriage is this,and you even considering it.....sister I weak for this your matter.
RomanceRe: FIRST TIME Putting a Profile Picture on Nairaland [Picture] by oceanized25(m): 4:26pm On Aug 16, 2019
iLegendd:
You are right. Though, I'll tell you the Genesis. I'm going to be blunt.

1. If you studied abroad, you automatically become an enemy to most Nigerians online.
2. If your parents are rich, you instantly become an enemy to most people from poor homes (no one is poor — if you believe, you can achieve it).
3. If you're more intelligent, talented, or smarter, you're in trouble.
4. If you're progressing in your chosen field, you're also in trouble.
5. If you drink bottled water while they drink sachet water, dem go kill you with gossip behind your back.
6. If you are kind and want to show people the way to wealth openly, those who are already doing it secretly will hate you for revealing.
7. If you're more popular in a group, the less popular ones will hate you or try to use you to gain ground.
8. If you're more good-looking or taller, boom, they'll hate you instantly.
9. If you're more outspoken, the less outspoken ones will kill you with hate.

The moment you possess any of the above, you'll automatically be called arrogant and hated on.

Humans are in a competition among themselves. Everyone wants to be greater, so whoever is greater than them in one way or the other, they hate or gossip the person.

I know I belong to some of the above, so that's the reason they attack and bully me day and night. I'm used to it anyway.

Added:

Some Nigerians have "lack mentality." They feel if you reveal to others, they won't make money again. Yes, I'm aware Nigerians love to ruin something genuine until the entire nation gets blacklisted — just as PayPal, Craiglist, etc. did, but this doesn't mean some secrets shouldn't be revealed to help out.

Yes, don't reveal all, but set their feets on the right path and let them discover the secrets as they grow.
keep on doing you bro,for every bashing that comes your way,just remember,most nairalanders and visitors alike,see the eye opening threads you create and appreciate you for trying to make them digitally skilled, smart, financially independent.....myself included.
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 11:45pm On Aug 14, 2019
iLegendd:
Your book has no paragraph. Just blocks of texts. Put some paragraphs. After 4 to 6 lines, there should be paragraph. Keep learning and you'll get it soon.
gee,thanks,lemme work on that.
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 4:52pm On Aug 14, 2019
iLegendd:
The least is 24 pages.

Yes, 3k words will give it to you. It all depends on formatting. I can format a 2k word book to be more than 24 pages.

You need to spend a day learning how to format a book to make it have more pages. I use trim size of 5.25 by 8. Also, word spacing, font size, and font name matter when trying to increase page count in paperback. Most people use Garamond or Times New Roman, but I don't — I use something different.
boss,is the trim size the same as paper size?I didn't see 5.25 by 8 but I saw 5.5*8.5,I used it,used New Roman font too,word spacing and font size settings seems not to be their on my Android Google doc,but when I finished,a book that I counted the traditional way over 3k words came down to 2,175 words and the pages,a meager 15....give more some tips bro

RomanceRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You've Seen Someone Do From Sleep? by oceanized25(m): 5:10pm On Aug 13, 2019
Watamidoinhere:
I gnash my teeth whenever i sleep, i know some of you will say i was eating with spirits...that was then sha, no be now
I have a friend that does this,I don't know if he is still at it though....dude will gnash his teeths so strongly as if he is chewing iron,it was so worrisome and disturbing....in the morning I will just be looking at him smile n talk,and in my mind I am like"na those teeths naim you dey grind together for night ;Dni?
RomanceRe: WHAT YOU Need to Write a Book with a Phone — Start to Finish & Publish on Amazon by oceanized25(m): 4:35pm On Aug 13, 2019
iLegendd:
What You Need to Write a Book with a Phone From Start to Finish and Publish on Amazon

1. Notepad (for typing)
2. Google doc. (for formatting)
3. Ginger, Grammarly, or ProWritingAid (for proofreading)
4. Adobe Photoshop app or canva.com (for cover design)
5. www.zamzar.com (for converting from doc. to ePub, PDF, etc.)

Note: For checking plagiarism, use CopyScape. Luckily, I don't check plagiarism because I write from scratch, but if you're hiring a ghostwriter, then use it.

Always set your browser to desktop view to get a bigger screen. After you've made enough money, please buy a laptop.
Thanks bro,my mini laptop is faulty but I will try this.....the books on Amazon,are they supposed to be in epub or pdf?
RomanceRe: WHAT YOU Need to Write a Book with a Phone — Start to Finish & Publish on Amazon by oceanized25(m): 4:34pm On Aug 13, 2019
iLegendd:
What You Need to Write a Book with a Phone From Start to Finish and Publish on Amazon

1. Notepad (for typing)
2. Google doc. (for formatting)
3. Ginger, Grammarly, or ProWritingAid (for proofreading)
4. Adobe Photoshop app or canva.com (for cover design)
5. www.zamzar.com (for converting from doc. to ePub, PDF, etc.)

Note: For checking plagiarism, use CopyScape. Luckily, I don't check plagiarism because I write from scratch, but if you're hiring a ghostwriter, then use it.

Always set your browser to desktop view to get a bigger screen. After you've made enough money, please buy a laptop.
thanks bro,my mini laptop is faulty but I will try this.
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 1:02pm On Aug 13, 2019
iLegendd:
The least is 24 pages.

Yes, 3k words will give it to you. It all depends on formatting. I can format a 2k word book to be more than 24 pages.

You need to spend a day learning how to format a book to make it have more pages. I use trim size of 5.25 by 8. Also, word spacing, font size, and font name matter when trying to increase page count in paperback. Most people use Garamond or Times New Roman, but I don't — I use something different.
Thanks,will learn the formatting,think I just wrote a book....will want to see it published soon.
RomanceRe: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by oceanized25(m): 11:39am On Aug 13, 2019
iLegendd:
Okay. Keep it up — as long as it's legit.
You once said the least pages of a book one can write is 25pages,in word count that will be how many?
3000?or more?...pls respond.
RomanceRe: THIS IS The F*cking Reason I'm Angry [Picture] by oceanized25(m): 5:38pm On Aug 09, 2019
Keep motivating us bro,I am a writer,give me a topic and I would do wonders with it,like in an essay format,but writing a whole book or thinking of a topic that truly catches my fancy is what I seem to be having a hard time with,but I will get it done n when that happens,it will be because you spurred me n others on....ride on boss.
BusinessRe: Free Freelancing Training by oceanized25(m): 9:20pm On Aug 02, 2019
bry8ted:
PC is very important.
still add me to the group for tutoring if you'd be so kind....lemme just learn,then think of getting a system subsequently.
BusinessRe: Free Freelancing Training by oceanized25(m): 11:58am On Aug 02, 2019
07031094075...
Pls,I have a good phone, system is bad....hope the phone will be enough.thanks

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