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Culture › Re: See The Sacrifice They Dropped On My Neighbor's Doorstep by Oceanjagaban: 12:01pm On Dec 11, 2022
gassbee:
e b like say u no wan use dat leg again
You con believe the jazz pass the person wey put am there.lol
Romance › Re: . by Oceanjagaban: 8:47pm On Dec 10, 2022
nicerod:
How did I ripped him off?
no mind the mugu
Romance › Re: . by Oceanjagaban: 8:47pm On Dec 10, 2022
Johndagr8t:
reason why I hate you all in nigeria, all you think of is just to rip people...idiot
shattap ya teeth
Romance › Re: How Did You Spend Your First Salary? by Oceanjagaban: 8:44pm On Dec 10, 2022
ifihearam:
I dont know if this is the proper section but I just thought we can share memories of how and what we did with out first ever salary/payment...
I remember it was my IT 2005, I was paid 3k(naira). In out tradition,your parents should be the first you give. I bought a bottle of gin and kola and presented it to my dad.

He asked me to kneel down and prayed for me with the gin and kola nut, he proceeded to take just #200 from the total sum and gave me the rest. It was very fulfilling back then. So folks lets share ow we spent the first money you made.
igbo,shayo and olosho
Romance › Re: Lack Of (intimacy In Relationship):common Intimacy Killers In A Relationship. by Oceanjagaban: 8:42pm On Dec 10, 2022
Love will get you killed
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Is Coming Soon by Oceanjagaban: 8:40pm On Dec 10, 2022
sonmvayina:
This is exactly what Paul was saying 2000+ years ago..

And we are still here ..

So does it mean you can't tell a scam when you see one?
no mind them,religious fanatics
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Is Coming Soon by Oceanjagaban: 8:39pm On Dec 10, 2022
Writers1:
Hello brothers and sisters, this is to remind us all that our Lord Jesus Christ is still coming. Don't relent, keep faith in position.
give me the date and time pls
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And Her Careless Attitudes by Oceanjagaban: 8:38pm On Dec 10, 2022
She tell me say....
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And Her Careless Attitudes by Oceanjagaban: 8:38pm On Dec 10, 2022
If she say make you give her then give her na
Sports › Re: Daniel Amokachi Wears Tinubu Cap To Field (Photo) by Oceanjagaban: 8:02pm On Dec 10, 2022
ychris:
Which match be this
Novelty match...played today in Kano state
Celebrities › Re: N-power Fraud: ICPC Releases D'banj by Oceanjagaban: 12:40am On Dec 10, 2022
So icpc don collect thier quota that's why them release am...mad people
Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Dating And Spending On A Fuckboy And It's Pissing Me Off. by Oceanjagaban: 12:38am On Dec 10, 2022
From the look of things this poster lacks good sex...that's why her body dey do her like this.madam focus on your boring marriage abi relationship which one.the boy no wan chew you ,you con dey paro
Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Dating And Spending On A Fuckboy And It's Pissing Me Off. by Oceanjagaban: 12:32am On Dec 10, 2022
Weirdcamila:
You are wrong for saying he can’t make it in the next fifty years.
You still don’t understand life
No mind the olosho
Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Dating And Spending On A Fuckboy And It's Pissing Me Off. by Oceanjagaban: 12:30am On Dec 10, 2022
ahnie:
I have this beautiful chubby neighbor that's from my husband extraction (Igbo)
Babe is hard working, business oriented and an avid hustler.

But she's dating a chubby fuvk boy,a failed yahoo lazy lout that even in the next 50yrs I do not see him ever picking.

He's killing and bringing down my neighbors business and sucking her dry and she doesn't seemed to noticed.

She's always crying of bn broke everytime....and it's damn pissing me off like fvck.

On his birthday she baked cakes for him,printed his name on mugs, towels, got him clothes and even travelled to visit him,left her business and stayed days with him before coming back.

It's irking me because he's a bad market and to me he doesn't have a bright future,he's not working,he has no handiwork and no skills
He's just a rotund whale sucking her youthfulness and finances.

Let's assume he has a skill or he's learning a trade it's another thing, at least we would all assume that he's productive and her supporting him wouldn't be futile,but this one.... nothing nothing.

On her birthday he didn't even posted her pictures or got her a pin,he said he doesn't have data...just negodu the nonsense and he still demanded money from her....to me the guy is just miserably useless.

He's now proposing marriage to her,and he visited her some days ago na she use her money run everything from feeding down to blood test.

I have not met him before,but immediately I saw him....my spirit no conform with his at all...he's not only a liability,but also a robust reaper.

Now my neighbor is asking me what I think of him.....I told her outrightly that I don't like him,that he's going to be a liability to her in the future....person nor fit take care of her as girlfriend,how e go take care of her as wife.....I m one hundred percent sure,she's the one that's going to pay her prideprice, pay for the wedding and feed herself.

She's trying to convince me to like him....but this isoko woman ain't capping that shiit.

I just detest fvck lazy boiz.
people like ona nai dey cause problem for compound...radio without battery
Politics › Re: Wike, Sanwoolu And Makinde Conferred With Honorary Doctorate Degrees (Photos) by Oceanjagaban: 8:14pm On Dec 09, 2022
Wike
Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu Leads APC Delegation To Kogi State In Support Of Flood Victims by Oceanjagaban: 7:38pm On Dec 08, 2022
Naira20:
K
See Tinubu's family running upandan to secure their "estate".
Even Remi Tinubu aka Dino's girlfriend is turning black maybe she no.get time dey baff again.

Una never see anything.
so Dino dey chew jagaban food?
Politics › Re: Paternity Case: Sanwo-olu Invokes Immunity Clause To Evade DNA Test by Oceanjagaban: 12:40pm On Dec 08, 2022
You must be my daddy by fire by force.
Food › Re: If You Could Only Eat One Food For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would That Be? by Oceanjagaban: 9:07pm On Dec 07, 2022
mariahAngel:
If you're allowed to choose only one food that you will eat for the rest of your life, what food would you choose?
(You're allowed to have ingredients)

For me, I would've chosen plantain, but since it's nutritionally deficient, I'll go with eggs.
pussy
Family › Re: Why Do Some Married Men Eat In The Canteen Or Restaurant? by Oceanjagaban: 8:05pm On Dec 07, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Why do most married men eat in the canteen or restaurant? Is it that their wives can't cook nice meals? I'm a bachelor and i do eat in the canteen but surprisingly, i do see married men eat there. Although, the owner of the canteen is a good cook.
the same reason why some married men still dey dagger olosho
Fashion › Re: SA Woman Too Fat To Enter New Zealand, Now Plus Size Model (PICS) by Oceanjagaban: 8:02pm On Dec 07, 2022
Them fear na,say oboy make this one no come finish our food for this country o,make we no allow her enter
Health › Re: Legendary Sword Swallower Pierces His Abdomen, Liver, And Lungs During Practice by Oceanjagaban: 3:26pm On Dec 07, 2022
This one problem full basket dey pour throway
Politics › Re: Atiku Is A Well-Packaged And Whitewashed Crook, APC Replies Dele Momodu by Oceanjagaban: 12:22pm On Dec 07, 2022
That's a complement.lol
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The British Fashion Awards (Pictures) by Oceanjagaban: 12:13pm On Dec 07, 2022
Jostoman:
her latest single Loaded is trending everywhere so go and sleep if you dont know what to say.
no mind the fool wey dey suffer for there
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The British Fashion Awards (Pictures) by Oceanjagaban: 12:10pm On Dec 07, 2022
Trippledots:
I know say you de vess, but baba, that woman no ugly... Make we de talk true ni. grin
the guy is just a pained mf
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The British Fashion Awards (Pictures) by Oceanjagaban: 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2022
Zelenskyy:
I still remember the Red Toto
e red pass the ones wey you don suck?
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The British Fashion Awards (Pictures) by Oceanjagaban: 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2022
Rahkman:
Trashy as always
pained mf
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The British Fashion Awards (Pictures) by Oceanjagaban: 12:08pm On Dec 07, 2022
DaInferno:
To all the pained Nigerians above and the ones coming later...yall are really stupid. Fkn hypocrites!

With una dry yarns!
Always trynna berate someone doing better than yall.
the negative energy in them is too much, trying to drain someone because they are already drained.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The British Fashion Awards (Pictures) by Oceanjagaban: 12:07pm On Dec 07, 2022
immortalcrown:
How else can she remain relevance at the moment?
relevant or relevancehuh Talk well bro
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The British Fashion Awards (Pictures) by Oceanjagaban: 12:06pm On Dec 07, 2022
dahmie2013:
Mama JamJam. You look superb. Your hair is beautiful.
keep the positive energy alive.its cool
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Outfit To The British Fashion Awards (Pictures) by Oceanjagaban: 12:04pm On Dec 07, 2022
Wickedfacts:
Maybe you started following music last week.
Angelique Kidjoe has more Grammys than Tiwa has albums.

Angelique is a thousand times better than this ugly strumpet called Tiwa.
Why envyhuhYNV
Romance › Re: Bill This Guy From The First Day You Set Eyes On Him & He Asks For Your Number by Oceanjagaban: 12:02pm On Dec 07, 2022
As you Bill me,I go kukuma price you for short-time or day break

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