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daboy18:
My 16 years old sister left the house since Christmas eve only to be returned yesterday evening at 11pm , my dad was very angry he promised to deal with her in a way she will never forget throughout her life , my mum said he shouldn't or else they will be war.

When the girl returned my dad asks where she was and she was busy chewing gums and turning her eyes like she was having epepilsy seizure my mum was shouting at him to leave her alone but my dad hit her omg the slapped sound it still haunting me.

It was my first time seeing my dad being a man of the house that he is supposed to be long time ago and I was so proud of him but that didn't last long when my mum slapped my dad back and they started fighting omg .

She beat him up my dad is not strong cus of diabetes she locked him outside saying if I dare to open the door for him she will locked me out too.

I quietly went inside my room crying and I left the house early morning to go and look for my dad he is actually at his elder brother place he says he will not return back.

I feel sorry for him and I have sworn to never marry a woman like my mum she doesn't deserve the titled wife or mother and as for my sister she is cursed for disrespecting dad and the time she will realize her mistakes it will be too late for her.

I wish my dad a long life so I will over pamper him when I become rich, I am only 20 and one day I will make him proud.

This one pass Mr ibu comedy drama

This Muslims are the sole reason for Nigeria's underdevelopment

CoronaVirusRelo:
When you get to the top of the pyramid, it will dawn on you that, it was not really worth it.

The top still better pass...

No 12,na the real goat

Animegirl:
I've been seeing most of my guys cashing out big time from betting. I thought I should join but some of friends said it's irresponsible for a lady to go into betting.

I thought hustle and making it big has no gender, why then it's irresponsible and not good for ladies to bet on sports?

If you like your life,stay away from gambling don't be a wayward girl.

FeliciaOja:
Please someone help me,
how much is $100 when converted to naira.

Illiterate,you no even sharp....olosho wey dey find customer nai u be

Austriaopen:
Pics of the note and the $100 or just get the fuvk outta here

Nobody fit give this cheap olosho $100..no bother about pics.na hungry olosho be that

LIGHTHEARTED0:
shut up u this confused slut



if 100 dollars fit get u confused, what about giving u 250 dollars, come have sex with my bulldog.

My guy no even bother,she is too dirty for your dog.she go give your dog HIV.she is a Carrier.

FeliciaOja:
Na your mama be olosho

When them tell ona to find hand work ona no go gree,na ashawo ona go dey do up and down..with your big Smelling pvssy

Olosho la won oremi

funkmrflexx:
I've broken up with my ex for a year now, after I broke up I got married. I was the one who ended the relationship because she started misbehaving when she got into school, it seems she was tired of the relationship cus she met other guys who could give her what she wanted (I was the one who sponsored her schooling) so I ended it because It seems she was bigger than me and I couldn't contain her anymore.
When I told i I didn't want the relationship, she was suprised because I had spent a lot on her school so she thought I couldn't end it cus I've invested in her school. But I shocked her and ended everything.
She started bragging that she would meet someone better than me and I said no problem There are a lot of guys out there she should try I luck. But I told her she might find a guy that's richer than I am but she won't find a guy like me. So I moved on with my life, not up to 3 months after we broke up she met someone else, the guy bought her an iPhone(she started freaking out about iPhone cus she sees girls in her school use it) the guy has a car and even rented a new apartment for her

Even after meeting this new guy she has been stalking me on social media, first it was facebook and Instagram but I ignored it (mind you she has blocked me on all social media platforms including whatsapp and my phone numbers)

So this morning my wife told me that she saw a friend request notification from someone on Facebook looked like my ex, but when she went to accept the friend request it has already been deleted. She later searched the name on Facebook and found out it was my ex.
I just told my wife not to answer her or anything.
I still wonder why she's still stalking me on social media when she has obviously found someone she thinks it's better than me.
I was thinking about calling her and warning her off my wife. I can take her stalking me and all but my wife is where it ends.

It's been a year she should move on

She wants your gbola Tinubu one more time

El rufai sent them,concrete info

Afonja wetin dey play??

DSoj:
https://punchng.com/jonathans-men-begin-mobilisation-for-tinubu/?amp

I can see that you are a foolish monkey,how are they Goodluck Jonathan's men...gbaun

Flamemignon1:
Then you shouldn't start what you can't finish

Carry your wahala go front

Flamemignon1:
Which means your logic literally makes no sense

You for try rest o,no be exam Hall we dey

Stesa:
Yahoo don suffer

Why do they call fraudsters "Yahoo"

Yahoo is now synonymous with fraud

Messi be taking all the Glory,what about the other teammates

Obedinho130:
what if I love breast more than nyash

lol...another breast lover spotted

Flamemignon1:
So what about gay men who have sex with transmen? (men who used to be women before and still have their vaginas intact) are they now straight going by yout logic?

They are still gays

Some people go just allow long throat kill them

If you are a man and you bang girl wey no get yansh,you be gay too...nothing concern me

Adamu and Steve ...ona dey carry dey do well well o

AndroidAI:
Wow. They are really cute. My type of men

So like this your yansh dey leak... sorry o

Kindly forward your CV to Mr Adewale,if you need this job.the salary is nice .

Smelling fufu and custard

Chemicalboss1:
OK so I decided to look for one girl to hold as girlfriend this Xmas and more than ever, I noticed its more easier to get the positive Nod from them.
So I met ibukun one beautiful and chubby girl like that and opted to take her out which she obliged. Took her to my favourite suya spot bought suya worth 1500 and holadia yoghurt for us both. Babe was forming posh taking her time while me when don already dey on Arizonal just dey chop my own like say I dey boarding school. Well I enjoyed the stay buy babe had poor sense of conversation and low humour, to cut the story short, ibukun have started telling about needing 10k for Christmas hair. Don't know if its the weed effect, but I changed face immediately and the dull girl couldn't comprehend, well I let her have her say till we left there, I stylishly dogged from paying her Transport fair cos I know I'll never have anything to do with that girl again anytime soon.
Total money spent on Ibukun was 2500. No takeaway no transport fare. Just counted my loss and moved on.
Then I met mercy, slim and also beautiful. took her to the same location. Unlike ibukun, she was less demanding and had better humour. Well I enjoyed the company and also bough her shawarma takeaway while also paying her Transport home. Well yesterday I called her over to a party going on in my place, she came over we had some enjoyment and I sucessfully banged her that Night, babe was worth every penny.
Now total money spent on mercy is over 10k since I met her. Bought shawarma for her 1500 suya and hollandia 2500 another suya of 2k which we shared, payed her Transport over 1k in total and gave her 3k after the love making. Total money spent should be 10 to 12 k in total

If only ibukun had been more patience, she'll be the one getting the 10k but her stupidity and impatience got her 2500 instead. Ladies be wise and humble like mercy. We both had great moment without her looking like an olosho.

you go just dey use suya dey fvck girls

Bintdawood:
You seff sharapp come to the north first

Olosho Kobo kobo

Tit4Tat1:
Bastard fool, I'm waiting for ur mention....

Abi u don go remove ur mama dead body for mortuary?

Ur mama pvssy no sweet again,small small boys don dig am too much.lol

Bintdawood:
You seff sharapp come to the north first

Wetin I wan come do for that dry poverty land

franchasng:
You are not a real Muslim, maybe you are a Yoruba Muslim, ask Hausa-Fulani Muslims they will explain it better to you.



We need Sharia law so bad in Lagos State

Sharia father

omooba969:
U no dey fear Sharia law sef.

Sharia papa