₦airaland Forum

azpekuliar:
No be Remi toto e dey tink off when im lick dat mic oo, na heroine.

GODPUNISHALABI:
sylvester stallone is known for rocky marciano than rambo

Sprinklepee:
you see van damme na dead for nacking.

Trollronaldo:
I am voting for Sowore but I wonder why Nigerians are notooking at him with the same vein they look at Peter Obi.

Someone like Sowore is going to clean this country, why can't we give him a chance?

Unyimekelvin:
Good morning..

Eversince i stopped gambling ND masturbation ..i have been doing fine nd living a comfortable life with they little i have.

A very big shout out to those who adviced me ND also prayed for me...i appreciate you all I'm a free Man now...

But these particular one set in... imagine,i have been drinking peak milk (tin) every day by day; ...
Please what is the side effects of consuming too much milk everyday...


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AdamuKD:
I have been seeing this particular phrase 'Okafor's law' in Nairaland for a while now and I don't know the meaning of it. Please, can someone explain it to me.

Fmartin:
I am dating a lady, and we are about to get married. She's already carrying my baby.
I have taken her to my parents. I have never taken a lady to my parents before. I have seen her parents too, and have communicated my intention to marry their daughter.

The only thing holding me now is to get things in order before paying her dowry.

The main problem now is that we keep having issues, coz, she's always making calls with her exs. i have confronted her on Several occasions, we have had fights, physical fights as well.

She told me she dont have the guts to tell them to stop calling her. She can only keep playing them till they walk away.
I told her i dont have that Luxury of patience. She has to choose between me and her exs.

Now, the issue is that she's pregnant and I have already taken her to my parents, they all like her.

I would have broken up if not because of the pregnancy. Coz, I wouldn't want to leave her with the pregnancy like that. To make matters worse, She have a kid out of wedlock. Though the father of the baby and her are not in good terms.

I hhave told her to stop making calls with her ex, but she seems sturbon.
She's ready for me to Change her sim card but I want her to use her sanity and end things with her ex in a boldly manner rather than hiding under the guise of changing sim. I have registered a new sim, but It's still with me, I have not given her.

Am confused, I need you guys advices for way forward.
No think insult, coz I gaht over dose.
Peace.....

MRAKPORS:
I read my wife's chat with another guy, apparently an old school mate
In the chat, the guy said he misses my wife
And my wife said she misses him too

Please is this proper?

Braintaf23:
My neighbor has the most crazy relationship I have ever seen.

This man never stays inside the room with his wife, for every time his wife is around this man always finds a reason to leave the room and come sit outside. I don’t think they love themselves, I think they just did an arranged marriage just to get support regularly from their families, being than his wife is partially disabled in one leg..
Find something productive to do this new year o,if not e go hard for you...tatafo...radio without ba3

But isn’t that exhausting? Living with a partner you don’t even like because of money from your collective families? They are both above 40 and the wife refers to him as “guy” that’s the only name she ever calls him.

Karen2024:
Two days before Christmas I called my bf and demanded he give me money to make hair for Christmas, he sent me 20k.

On new year's eve I called him and after exchange of pleasantries I asked what he's preparing for me as I would be coming over on the 1st, he angrily responded that he's preparing shits for me and he went further to call me a 'gold digger.'

Since then he has not been picking my calls neither did he reply my text messages. Should I keep trying or I should move on?

sqlPAIN:
I am so addicted to my scrotal sack, a.k.a my balls. I can't go a minute with touching my ballz. Anytime I'm alone, my hand is always in my trousers or shorts touching and slapping it, making weird noises with it. I just find it relaxing. I even dey do am as i dey use one hand dey type this.

SlavaUkraini:
Ambassador and Co-owner

Go and Verify

bonnyhope:
Who told you there was no scandal

Is just that they do wisely and never get caught

Same way I urge you to vote wisely next Month

SlavaUkraini:
And he is celebrating this marital milestone with part of the proceeds he got from his sport betting company ..

Wahala for who nor Sabi gamble...

Monkey go work, Baboon go chop

SlavaUkraini:
And he is celebrating this marital milestone with part of the proceeds he got from his sport betting company ..

Wahala for who nor Sabi gamble...

Monkey go work, Baboon go chop

Exmilitant:
my girlfriend those days smokes weed and was lazy as sloth.
The stuff would deaden the faculty of this pretty girl. No feelings. No emotion.
She was always dirty and unkempt.

NO!!! I wouldn't marry a girl who smokes weed.

RotimiBliss:
Tiger nuts — also known as chufa, yellow nutsedge, or earth almonds — are not actually nuts, but rather edible tubers.

They’re the size of a chickpea but wrinkly with a chewy texture and sweet nutty flavor similar to coconut.

May act as an aphrodisiac
Tiger nuts have a history of being used to boost libido.

They’re used as aphrodisiacs in Ayurvedic medicine. In addition, men in Nigeria have used tiger nuts for generations to treat erectile dysfunction, increase sperm count, and boost libido.

That said, few studies have investigated these supposed aphrodisiac properties.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObKhdxkNh4c

3310adeb:
Compliment Of The Season To All Nairalanders.

I Worked As A Valet Attendant In One Of The Night Club At V.I And Guess What,I received Alert Of Unexpected 600k This Morning,

Valet Attendant Is Someone That Take Cars From The Quest That Comes To A Particular Places, Parked It And Hold Unto The Key Till They Are Living, And This Mostly Come With Tips And Some Other Kindness,

So Right Now, I have Several Customers, (Dignitaries) That Have Took My Account Number And Promise To Make Me And My Family Smile, But I'm Confused Because #600,000 Is Not A Joke

ThereFore, My People I need Your Advice

Both Constructive And Insultive Ones Are Welcome Because I understand The Tradition In Nairaland
Thanks