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omooba969:
Ahhhh! You want them to burn you alive ni?

I go kpai them scatter...my beretta no go fail me,if I no pour thier papa brain for ground change my name

Deltavariant:
May Allah's curse be upon you till eternity...

Mohammed is a rapist and also a big thief..mumu Mohammed

Stargangz:
See this dumbass, your Mohammed is a rapist , werey.

Mohammed is a big rapist and a thief

rbjimoh:
Let's know your identity, if you have heart. You shall die a miserable death.

Shut up... Mohammed is a rapist and a thief

elmoore676:
watch your mouth idiot if you have guts come to North and utter this.

Shut up Mohammed is a rapist and a thief

Tit4Tat1:
Yeah!!! i love ur tears.

U don't have to show the world how useless and stupid ur mother is, we know that even bus conductors can Bleep her for just 50naira.. FYI go ask ur prostitute mother who ur real father is... Animal


So to add, i learnt that a mad man also webleeped ur prostitute sisters and ur useless mother all together in an incompleted building, funny thing is they were all changing styles for him .... I spit on ur dead Mother's p*ssy

I see say you wan die.lol...but that one no go stop your mum from fucking street boys because of a plate of food.send me her number make I give my mechanic to chew her for the night,I go pay

MrCover:
How Do You Know, Is Hit And Run Driver

you don't know how to read I see

Tit4Tat1:
I can boldly tell you that I've achieved more in my 20s than ur miserable father in his 60s

your mama na the number 1 gonorrhea distributor for area that year,na a plate of food men dey use bend her for corner of street,she really help all the mechanic and area boys that year.she should be resting in peace now

Tit4Tat1:
I can boldly tell you that I've achieved more in my 20s than ur miserable father in his 60s

na through olosho work your mama born you,that fool you think is your father is not really your father....ask your mama well if at all she never die

Tit4Tat1:
I can boldly tell you that I've achieved more in my 20s than ur miserable father in his 60s

Thunder faya the woman wey born you

mikemiyaki:
Buy palm oil( red oil) and keep for few months. When the price triples you resell and make your cool money. Here, you can't lose your capital. The least you can make is twice your capital in a few months. THANK ME LATER.

What if the price come down,you go use oil cook tire for house,you go use plan oil do dorime join

RedpillAnalyst:
Here are a few unique, creative, and funny business ideas that you could start with a budget of N800,000:

A personalized prank delivery service. You could send customers a package filled with novelty items and practical jokes, tailored to their preferences and sense of humor.

A DIY cocktail kit subscription service. You could offer monthly subscriptions that include everything customers need to make delicious and creative cocktails at home, along with recipes and tips from mixologists.

A pop-up petting zoo for adults. You could set up a temporary petting zoo at events and parties, featuring exotic and unusual animals that people can interact with and learn about.

A virtual escape room experience. You could create a series of interactive puzzles and challenges that people can play online, using a combination of video, audio, and other multimedia elements to create a fully immersive experience.

A mobile fortune telling booth. You could design and build a unique fortune telling booth on wheels, and offer your services at events, festivals, and other gatherings. You could use tarot cards, crystal balls, or other tools to provide people with fun and insightful predictions about their future.

This one na London business plan you dey give am o

Tit4Tat1:
Thief!!! goan work for urs... Lazy entitled leeches.

It's not that serious, she isn't the reason your life is hard,calm down.the poster was being sarcastic.

Oberhiri141:
Ever since i packed into my new house, my landlady and her daughter have been disturbing my life one way or the other.

One day, I gave my landlady 10kg of mama gold rice which was given to me at my place of work and then the following morning she called me and asked me to lend her 10k.

I think she has taken my kindness for weakness and as for her daughter, her own inordinate request for money is unbearable. If it's not meatpie today then it's recharge card or even hair cream.

Please, Elders in the house, how can I cope with this burden?

chew them,no sorry for them

JONSYN7154:
But wait... let us discuss this...

You write person name for paper or carry him photo go church make him marry you....

Another person carry him name or photo go Amadioha shrine for the same reason.

What is the difference? For me, both are ways to compel somebody's son into marrying you against his personal will.

What's your take on this? Are they not being fetish?

Both of them are wrong and fetish

Everything is expensive,gonorrhea sef don cost to get,before e no hard to get

Lol

Emmacy001:
Hunger dey in the land o

lol..no be lie

This soup go sweet to use better smelling fufu take follow am up o

Emmacy001:
Anty na only they enjoy all these food .
Please send location abeg

make them no use plate of food kidnap you o,long throat

This soup go sweet well well o

Antimarraige:
I knack every weekend bruv, almost a new girl from Tinder and Badoo every week.

Na so,enjoy your life bruh....you only live once

Antimarraige:
This Christmas I've promised myself a first time foursome with 3 hot lesbians runs girls. We have already scheduled date and it will cost me 60k. The last threesöme I did cost me just 10k tho

you dey knack o.lol

If you bite the red apple it will make "krum krum" sound in your mouth while if you bite the green apple it will make "kprop kprop" in your mouth

obembet:
Dear Nairalanders, I am always wondering the difference between these two apples and why the price is different.

I believe we have a good experts when it comes to fruits and food on nairaland. Kindly educate us.

what’s the difference between the red colored apple and green colored apple?

the red one is red and the green one is green,the only difference is the colour

Gbola Tilumbu

Mummyfour:
the man did more than this one I pointed out o .

Infact at a point I began to doubt juju/ jazz because of him.
But juju really exists o, because I have seen the other side of it.
I think my father just had an inbuilt odeshi

winch wey him get,you turn am to odeshi

gassbee:
e b like say u no wan use dat leg again

You con believe the jazz pass the person wey put am there.lol

nicerod:
How did I ripped him off?

no mind the mugu

Johndagr8t:
reason why I hate you all in nigeria, all you think of is just to rip people...idiot

shattap ya teeth

ifihearam:
I dont know if this is the proper section but I just thought we can share memories of how and what we did with out first ever salary/payment...
I remember it was my IT 2005, I was paid 3k(naira). In out tradition,your parents should be the first you give. I bought a bottle of gin and kola and presented it to my dad.

He asked me to kneel down and prayed for me with the gin and kola nut, he proceeded to take just #200 from the total sum and gave me the rest. It was very fulfilling back then. So folks lets share ow we spent the first money you made.

igbo,shayo and olosho

Love will get you killed