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Crime › Re: Boko Haram: Nigerian Military Accuses Allied Soldiers Of ‘careless’ Statements by ocelot2006(m): 4:17pm On Mar 09, 2015

kennygee:
The SEAL Team that took down Osama never made noise till the deal was sealed.

OUr own soldiers broadcast their every move and every win.

Figures.

Strange, cos the Nigerian military is being critized for being too secretive abt ongoing military operations in the name of OPSEC. A few things you need to know though:

1) The Americans will never mention any special ops mission undertaken by their special forces, PARTICULARLY Tier One Spec. Ops. Units like Navy Seal Team 6 (DEVGRU) and SFOD-Delta (Delta Force). Unless declassified. The Osama case was however different and broadcasted IMMEDIATELY the kill by Seal Team 6 was confirmed.

Celebrities › Re: Alibaba Rants About How His Native Attire Was Laughed At During AMVCA 2015 by ocelot2006(m): 3:49pm On Mar 09, 2015

djeezy:
Right attire for the wrong occasion I guess. Why is he ranting na? Still won't change people's opinion. It's up to him to give or not give a damn.

And how's he suppose to dress? Like Denrele? The attire was superb and fitted the occasion. After all, isn't it African?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Good To Have Close Friendship With An Unbeliever As A Christian? by ocelot2006(m): 2:09pm On Mar 08, 2015

I believe the 2nd greatest commandment left by Jesus clearly stated "LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF".

Politics › Re: I Unilaterally Called The War On Boko Haram, Not Jonathan, Chad’s Idriss Deby by ocelot2006(m): 8:02pm On Mar 07, 2015

SirShymexx:
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Stale toilet nonsense about what ya fellow freshie Nigerians do in the clubs, especially those from the Eastern part of the country, where you are from. It's boring now - find something new and original. You have regurgitated the same crap like 10 times already, you primitive yokel. Your corpus callosum must be non-existent since you have no creativity whatsoever, you panda IQ having duffer.

Incorrigible midget stalker calling me a stalker - Can't make this up. Who quoted me with asinine vicious attack like a rabid dog (induced by being a dog eater), after I told you to stop quoting me several times on this forum? Flaming phaggot - you're a stan!

I don't care about ya smelly midget and eunuch of a father stuck in a desolated village. Next time you fvck about with me, I'll shoot the mofo in his groin for not raising you right. Then proceed to break ya vacuous skull, you obnoxious gorilla from a tribe of perpetual serfs and midgets.

Haha!! You will shoot who cheesy

? You've been fcukrd up ever from time immemorial, but you're still as useless as some tattered granny panty. Hehehe but thanks for the joke slowpoke cheesy

. Now if you're done posting gibberish here, do feel free to Bleep OFF!!

Politics › Re: Jonathan & Diezani Alison-madueke Dressed As Oil Field Engineers (photo) by ocelot2006(m): 3:20pm On Mar 07, 2015

Clerverly:
Useless Women!!

And what have YOU achieved with your life?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by ocelot2006(m): 9:44am On Mar 07, 2015

And the d.i.c.k measuring contest between Nigeria and South Africa continues. When you kids are done comparing peepees, grow up.

Till then, please post more pics (Nigerian, South African, Ugandan, Namibia, Chadian, etc).

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Health › Re: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by ocelot2006(m): 6:34am On Mar 07, 2015

kilokeys:
it makes girls pregnant..

so i heard.

Hehehehehehe hehehehehehe he grin

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Politics › Re: Certificate Forgery Scandal Rocks National Broadcasting Commission by ocelot2006(m): 6:32am On Mar 07, 2015

tola9ja:
SWEEP PDP OUT OF NIGERIA BROOM BROOM BROOM

Look at all those men in the pics like agama lizards cheesy

GEJ till GMB turns born again at Deeper Life Church

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Politics › Re: I Unilaterally Called The War On Boko Haram, Not Jonathan, Chad’s Idriss Deby by ocelot2006(m): 4:22am On Mar 07, 2015*

SirShymexx:
Contemptible stark illiterate, what the fecky fvck is "farts", you ret.ard? I told you to stop punching above ya height - even ya ancient father with his peasantry lifestyle, and his own father combined - wouldn't be able to measure up to my faeces. This is what happens when primitive village fvckers stuck in a desolate part of the planet, while feasting on dogs and cow dung try to out-compete themselves, you cannibalistic yokel with dog hair and faeces for brain matter. Don't you have palm wine to tap, and some fables and jejune tales in the village square to listen to - with ya village elders running around in butt naked?

Also, aren't ya folks notorious for being maids all over Nigeria, you gormless bonobo from a tribe of perpetual serfs? Now, you wanna get brolic with someone light years above ya class and ya lineage combined - you wouldn't measure up academically, financially, and professionally in 200 lifetimes. That's why you'll always quote my posts like a rabid dog with ya innate frustrations, and come back a few days later to regurgitate the same thing, you obnoxious son of a village turd.

Lol. I've got ya time today - I was on holz the last but I'm back, you midget son of an eunuch Akwa Ibom father. Now, tell me why you and ya folks are genetically below the average height?

Aaand the red-arsed demented baboon still stalking me insults my dad (who btw is a very successful man who served his nation with distinction, and can DEFINITELY save you from your WRETCHED life a thousand times over). Now we all know your level of home training. Uhmm btw, you're "assumptions" about my state CLEARLY indicates that you're a Class A dunderhead. Then again it's no surprise, that's why you're stuck washing clogged up toilets in the tubes cheesy

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Anyway, I don't know why I even bother with a bloody a$$wipe like you. Now if you don't mind, Mr. Fcking, I've got far more important things to attend to than argue with some jive - arsed w.a.nker like you. And don't you have some toilets to unclog? Now buzz off grin

. Idiota.

Politics › Re: I Unilaterally Called The War On Boko Haram, Not Jonathan, Chad’s Idriss Deby by ocelot2006(m): 7:26pm On Mar 06, 2015

SirShymexx:
Lol...the incorrigible midget, after pummeling ya obnoxious ar.se for being insolent - I can see you're now regurgitating the same thing I alluded to. And the same thing I posited, in which you maliciously attacked for no reason - till I slapped you with the hand-of-god.

Anyway, stop punching above ya height next time - go and sin no more, son.

And look at what the cat dragged in. 'having a free day from your toilet duties in the tube? And now you're stalking me? Uhmmm......those shyte fumes must've done a number on your brain...oh wait, just remembered you've got your head filled with farts instead of the usual grey matter. Now scoot w.a.nker, your break period is almost over. Hand of god indeed.

Politics › Re: I Unilaterally Called The War On Boko Haram, Not Jonathan, Chad’s Idriss Deby by ocelot2006(m): 5:19pm On Mar 06, 2015

shaqhead:
My guy its never bn about our past leaders...stop passing d blame lyk d PDP olways does. Who is d C in C? Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is. So d bulk stops at his desk...he should take responsibility! If u fynd ur house on fire wats d first thing u do? Any reasonable person wl find a way to put out d fire b4 strt lookin for dt maama dt fries akara close to ur house who caused d fire!

Excuses r wat we kp gettin!

Sept 11 terrorist attack happnd under George W Bush...who had to clean d mess up..Barack Obama...infact one of d reasons y he is back in d white house is because polls favoured him in making America safer cz Mitt Romney was feelin he had won olredy.

Just imagine if Jonathan had hit d ground running on ds BokoHaram issue n nt played politics wt it...we wont b looking for 200 girls, we wd hv avoided d deaths of thousands, we wont b askin hw com wat ddnt hapn in 6yrs is happnin in 6wks n seriosly GEJ wdnt b campaigning ds desperately!

He shd face it n u folks shd stop peddlin ds excuse on his behalf!

Oh yes our past leaders share a considerable bulk of the blame cake. Maybe if they had armed the military long before the GEJ administration rather than kill it like IBB and Abacha the apple eater, then MAYBE the Army would've had a fighting chance from the early start. I equally blame our Legal system/the judiciary. If only they had listened to the DSS about Muhammed, BH'S founder, and not acquitted him, then this mess wouldn't have occurred in the first place.

But I blame GEJ and the military top shots. Rather than purchase the much needed weapons on time, our soldiers armed with just plain pickups armed with just GPMGs and AKs were sent to face a numerically superior enemy heavily armed with HMGS, RPGs, AA guns, etc. No combat air support, no reinforcements. Even the best special forces unit can't face that onslaught

Politics › Re: Picture Of Hot And Beautiful Ladies Campaigning For Buhari/osinbajo by ocelot2006(m): 10:59am On Mar 06, 2015

myweb:
PRETTY CHICKS...COOL.
WE HAVE THE BEST CHICKS
WE HAVE BEST OF INTELLECTUALS AND TECHNOCRATS.
WE HAVE BEST OF STRATEGISTS
NOW CLASSICAL CHICKS....

GMB CHICKS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL.

If those are your best chicks, then your party is in trouble. I've seen better looking overfed chimps.

And u guys own better technocrats?! Hehehehehehe like Tinubu, Amaechi, and co abi? Nice joke though grin

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Politics › Re: Picture Of Hot And Beautiful Ladies Campaigning For Buhari/osinbajo by ocelot2006(m): 10:54am On Mar 06, 2015

"Hot and beautiful" indeed. More like whales with makeup on.

Politics › Re: GEJ & PDP HAVE FINALLY CRIPPLED The Electric Power Sector - Joe Igbokwe by ocelot2006(m): 9:51am On Mar 06, 2015

emmysoftyou:
there is a dif btw steady power,constant and improvement,
he said light has become steady or it s constant,and that s where came in..
anyway i ve said mine own experience..

As much as i agree with you that power isn't constant in a considerable part of the country (except states like Taraba, Gombe, and co where they enjoy over 20+ hrs of uninterrupted power supply), I TOTAL disagree with you that GEJ failed the power sector. On the contrary, GEJ has exceeded the performance of his predecessors, and it was under HIS watch that power generated increased from the paltry 1500MW of the OBJ years to over 4,000MW.

Politics › Re: Massive Crowd Welcomes Buhari At Airport (Photos) by ocelot2006(m): 9:43am On Mar 06, 2015

Wow....that is a "massive" crowd right there undecided

Family › Re: What A Woman Can Do (photo) by ocelot2006(m): 9:30am On Mar 06, 2015

hotgunz:
Let him get pregnant den and born.... Nonsense

Let her get pregnant without the man's sperm na.

Politics › Re: Massive Crowd Welcomes Buhari At Airport (Photos) by ocelot2006(m): 9:27am On Mar 06, 2015

kolonigga:
Change is here people, GEJ/PDP is finished!!!

GEJ/PDP/haters will be shitting/pissing in their pants now!!!

NEW NATIONAL PLEDGE I pledge 2 Nigeria
my country, 2 remove JONATHAN & SAMBO.
To be gentle,loyal on election day. To vote 4
Buhari wit all my strenght. To protect my
PVC and uphold no violence and trouble,so
help me God.... Somebody say "Amen"

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"The love people have for him unprecedented and genuine" - Barack Obama

Oh, he travelled and is now back? Eya......We didn't even notice.....'had far more pressing issues to address than the old man's absence.

Btw, I hoped he branched Cambridge to collect his result oh. Anyway, welcome back. Daura misses you.

Politics › Re: GEJ & PDP HAVE FINALLY CRIPPLED The Electric Power Sector - Joe Igbokwe by ocelot2006(m): 5:37am On Mar 06, 2015

The author of the article is a class A buffoon for stating that GEJ has wrecked the power sector. How did the commissioning of far more power stations than his predecessors, fixing our transmission grid and outsourcing TCN to competent private hands, resolution of the gas issues vja the gas revolutiin, and the liberalisation of the power sector translate to "wrecking" the power sector.

I guess talking trash from afar (New York) is quite easy to do. Then again, it's Sahara Reporters, peddlers of outright trashy news.

Politics › Re: GEJ & PDP HAVE FINALLY CRIPPLED The Electric Power Sector - Joe Igbokwe by ocelot2006(m): 5:30am On Mar 06, 2015

emmysoftyou:
lol wich state governor re u talkin about..
I base in lagos,travel to akwa ibom and am about to leave for ph soon if am asked to go soon..

In lagos it s a failure,in akwa ibom ,it s failure,and even in onitsha or anambra ur state.it s..

my friends re complaining bitterly..
so where is ther constant light in anambra state let me call my frends now for confirmation....

Bro jona failed nigeria in power aspect...yu know..

Wow!! Chief, you are lying, particularly about the light situation in Akwa Ibom. I live in Uyo and have a Business interest at Abak, and I can CATEGORICALLY tell you that there's been a remarkable improvement in power supply from the old 2 hrs of brownouts/so called "half current" to 10+ hrs of power supply. The system isn't perfect, but we've come a long way.

Food › Re: Preparing Agama Lizard Tomato Sauce (PICTURES) by ocelot2006(m): 2:56pm On Mar 05, 2015

?..................i think I just threw up undecided

Celebrities › Re: Davido Impregnates Sophie Momodu, Older Lover by ocelot2006(m): 1:36pm On Mar 05, 2015

Mbok what is the meaning of "soul-calmer"?

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Politics › Re: Igirigi Made-In-Nigeria Armoured Personnel Carriers (Pictures) by ocelot2006(m): 8:46am On Mar 04, 2015

SirShymexx:
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Akwa Ibom midget, I still have more than enough loose change to feed 10 generations of ya family.

Fvcking primitive midget, stop punching above ya height, you cannibalistic turd. I heard ya folks still run around butt naked like porch monkeys feasting on dogs.

And how many times am I going to tell ya puerile bummy ar.se to stop quoting me on this forum? Only ya pops is allowed to quote me. Go play in traffic, you infantile midget and despicable oaf.

Oh really? Business must be good washing the white man's poo chair. Lemme guess, your supervisor gave you an extra toilet shift. Good for you cheesy

. Btw pls keep your "loose change". You probably need them to shop at the £1 shop or pay your bills. The exchange rate is a killer now, but I'm still pretty sure I can comfortably pay for your wretched upkeep in London.

Now run along butt wipe, you've got more toilets to clean. W.a.nker cheesy

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Science/Technology › Re: Egbema Power Plant In Pics by ocelot2006(m): 1:00pm On Mar 03, 2015

Demdem:

Hypocrite, place ur blame appropriately.
PDP / Jonah-daft remains a curse to the Nigerian Nation.

Oh shut up! 'guess the truth hurts huh. But don't fret, GEJ will fix it.

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Politics › Re: The Most Influencial And Popular Governor In Nigeria Today by ocelot2006(m): 12:55pm On Mar 03, 2015

Mbkite:
I give it to Gov. Chibuike Amechi (Rivers State)....

Who do you think the crown fits?

There's a difference BTW being influential AND a noise maker + whiner (like a school girl). Ameachi falls under the later.

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Education › Re: Quick Shots: Crazy Nigerian Secondary School Names. by ocelot2006(m): 9:28pm On Mar 02, 2015

Titsall.....BEST.NAME.EVER grin

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Politics › Re: Igirigi Made-In-Nigeria Armoured Personnel Carriers (Pictures) by ocelot2006(m): 10:32am On Mar 02, 2015

SirShymexx:
ROSSIKE

Nigerian Army on the front-line in their APC - bwahahahaha.

https://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2013/5/21/1369156432363/Nigerian-soldiers-arrive--011.jpg

https://www.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Military-Bharam.jpg

https://cdn.christiandaily.com/data/en/full/204/nigerian-troops.jpg?l=50&t=40

Oh!! Maybe these?

Still laughing? No? Good. Now run along kiddo, 'heard u still have a number of toilets to clean in the subway before your shift ends.

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Politics › Re: Igirigi Made-In-Nigeria Armoured Personnel Carriers (Pictures) by ocelot2006(m): 10:27am On Mar 02, 2015

SirShymexx:
ROSSIKE

Nigerian Army on the front-line in their APC - bwahahahaha.

https://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2013/5/21/1369156432363/Nigerian-soldiers-arrive--011.jpg

https://www.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Military-Bharam.jpg

https://cdn.christiandaily.com/data/en/full/204/nigerian-troops.jpg?l=50&t=40

Or these?

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Politics › Re: Igirigi Made-In-Nigeria Armoured Personnel Carriers (Pictures) by ocelot2006(m): 10:24am On Mar 02, 2015

ocelot2006:
Oh, you mean these?

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