₦airaland Forum

MUVA:
Nigga took his time to type this clusterfvck of lies and expects us to believe it




If I say NL has gone to the dogs now, seun go vex. So ama just chill

hehehehehehehehe
u've said dat already na.
Oya oga seun, no vex

Ezegozie:
It is harder to make firstclass in University than to make Distinction in Politechnics.
Here is my Mathematical Prove.

For University to make first class, you must get atleast 4.5 GPA out of possible 5.
That is 4.5/5

To make distinction in Politechnic, you must get atleast 3.5 GPA out of possible 4.
That is 3.5/4.

HENCE
4-------------3.5 (For Politechnics)

5/4 * 3.5 = 4.375 (Equivalent For University)


CONCLUSION
3.5/4 GPA (politechnic)
is equivalent
To 4.375/5 GPA (University)

But if you get 4.375 in University which is equivalent of 3.5 in politechnic, You will not make first class because what is needed from you is atleast 4.5GPA.

So with this mathematical prove above, I hereby conclude that its harder to make first class in university than to make distinction in Politechnics.


Hope you understand my Prove?

first, your spelling skill is very poor. It's polytechnics and not politechnics.
Furthermore, alot of polytechnics take their A1 as 75. Mention 1 university where A1 is 75...
Waiting

Chai na to go sell am 4 1200. Atleast, plenty things no spoil

The actions of some men amazes even the devil himself.
I'm sure the devil himself will call dis wickedness.

4. I'm a virgin

So sad.
More than ever before, terrorism has become d greatest treat to humans. More than any disease or even wars nd every1 of us as global citizens ve to join the war against terrorism and terrorists.

Igwe9:
Proactive as your buhari is doing with Agatu and our economy/budget?

i'm nt saying that dis buhari administration is d best or proactive. Remember i had said dat each successive government in dis country has been a mistake.
Personally, i don't see any diff btw PDP and APC. They are all the same set of wicked, self centred and very greedy men nd women whose only interests is our national cake.
The Nigerian masses are never in their agenda.
D only solution is to take our destiny in our hands- Revolution. I believe in dat.

D chibok girls saga would ve been avoid if d Nigerian government were proactive.
Ex-president Jonathan took it as a joke. His wife made a mockery of it b4 d whole world.
The FG is to be blamed for these girls predicament.
Each successful government in this country ve all been a mistake.
Jonathan is never a HERO.
He really messed things up.

I'm happy 4 him.
Bt i'm just want to ask, shey d guy mark the car ni? How could he ve recognised d car with different colour painting nd plate number or abi his eyes na scanner ni?
1+1 no add up to be 2 for this story.

dasparrow:
@Post

A woman needs a man who can stand as her protector. You have proven that you cannot protect her. Men who cannot protect their woman are called wimps. In other words, you are weak. She had to break it off with you because you have nothing to offer her other than perhaps your dick. And dick is cheap in Nigeria so she needs a man that can offer more than that. So in the future, if your wife and children were being harassed by some agboros (touts), you will go and report to Nigerian police? Nigerian police that will do absolutely nothing except ask for bribe?

And then you are wondering why she dumped you.....

pack well, she's a girlfriend and nt a wife. Moreover, it's heartless of her to ask d poor guy to fight 3 guys high on weed.
She shld ve knw she's nt dating a SAMSON.

Intelligen abeg come see dis girl wey wan kill dis guy b4 his time

Guy chop knuckles abeg.....
Well done
Bt dat ur girl dey greedy oo. After Jesus died 4 her, she still want u to do that too. She isn't satisfy.
How many people she want make them die 4 her?
Abegi, enjoy ur life.

Both are cool

I had wanted to comment bt i discovered it's one of mamagee3's topic. *clears throat* thank God dis isn't abt ur neighbours. Nd nw i've commented.

Nd who do they use? The youths. Yes, it's high time Nigerian youths rise up an say enough is enough. No Nigerian's life is worth the ambition of any politician.

These phrases are nt only to appease the goddess when she's angry.
If you love and value ur gf, u'll tell her that at any time.
For me, i think these phrases work more magics whn she's happy nd u want to multiply dat happiness in any folds u pls. She'll love u even more.

[/color][color=] every snake thread has been a hit back to back. Waiting for FP

NIGERIA of the highly rich and the highly poor.
Everything in dis country na connection. Even food 4 party requires insider legs for u to be serve if nt u might nt even see tooth pick.
All Animals are equal bt there are some that are more equal than the others.

This nation is really sick.
With d fulani monsters on the loose, buhari nd the presidency's silence is thicker than d cloud nd is a morale boosters to this monsters.
It's high time d people of benue state damn the consequences, pick up arms nd defend themselves.
If heaven wants to fall, let it fall. No single tribe has monopoly for voice in this Nigeria.
Enough is enough

Hmmm

Na wa o

Ok

It's nt a shame. Just ur mindset nd wht u've been feeding urself.

See brain. Providing solution that is abt 5 times as old as him. That's real efficiency

ThankGodEdeh:
See maturity from WIKE.

if this is your definition of maturity, then u are still a kid. Grow up man.

sholikay:
i dey tell u bro..that is too sardonic..it really shows they are incompetent in their lecturing duty.

true talk. so many of our lecturers are incompetent and lazy coupled with the fact that majority of them are sadists.

plaetton:
Why not be honest and put the blame where it squarely belongs, at the doorsteps of an incompetent president and his fraudulent party.

They prepared this budget, this blueprint for the greatest theft in Nigerian history.
They were obviously hoping for a quick passage with no scrutiny.
But luck ran out on them.

Now, you are blaming the Senate for delaying a budget proposal that was dead on arrival ?

Pls check yourself.

i'm nt denying d fact that there re errors or saying the budget is 100% ok. Bt what happens next?
This isn't abt supporting a political party.
D budget saga shld be of great concern to all Nigerian unless u re a NIGERIEN.
Don't be a political zombie. This guys don't give a f**k abt ur existence.
I still stand to be corrected. This budget saga has gone beyond the ordinary. There's more to it than u are seeing.
Leave sentiment aside nd face reality.