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Ikwokrikwo:
Very funny and creative.
OcheJoseph paste the link like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z43zSGm2tjA

Ok thanks

The Good People of the Federal Republic of Nigeria are too wise to fall for such illiterates



GEJ till 2019 a Mission accomplished

RickRichards:
Odejoseph.

Lol

God Bless you!
In the PDP we value decorum and we abhor violence!

Anyway thanks for the compliments but next time answer the question instead of throwing insults!

Will you commit the destiny of 170 million Nigerians into the hands of this Man?

Be the judge


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z43zSGm2tjA

Happy viewing
www.twitter.com/ochejoseph

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Who cares!

Buhari will still cry as usual!

GEJ till 2019 a Mission accomplished!

drshrewd:
this government is the most useless government not just of our time but of all time. how canyou boost of empowering less than 6,000 youths in youwin program in four years with over 40m unemployed youths in the country whereas a state governor employed over 13,000 youths in just one year and keep empowering thousands of youths every year

You look like one of those that applied!

They way the wag their mouth abusing and criticising GIS Youwin and Sure-P you will never believe these same people will go behind to apply for the same thing they told their members was worthless!

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Just this week Fashola who said Agbaje was too old to govern lagos, released a new solo, 
This time he saw no reason why President Jonathan should Build schools for Almajiri children! 
He considered the investment a waste! 

This kind of hypocrisy and abnormal kind of reasoning is what has trickled down the APC ladder! 

Many leaders and members of the APC Youth Forum and circuit who had criticised the Youwin and GIS programme of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan have all gone behind their members  to apply for a Programme they Describe as "Useless  " and worthless

There were thousands of senior  APC leaders and youths figures among  the 66,402 applications processed  for the first time Home Buyer's initiative of President Jonathan which the APC had earlier described as "Lame"

Don't be misled by those who criticise GEJ in the day  to please their pay masters  and sneak behind you at night  to benefit from his programmes and initiatives!

GEJ has put in a lot of effort to transform Nigeria despite their Bombs we have made good progress !

GEJ is Not Perfect, Only the King of Heaven holds that title ! 

God Bless Nigeria 


www.twitter.com/ochejoseph

We the Youths of the Federal Republic of Nigeria wholeheartedly support President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan!

We choose to move FORWARD

It's a crime to commit the destiny of 170 million Nigerians into the hands of 73 year old man who forgets virtually everything that is important!

garrix8:
Heeeedioto....

May God Have mercy On you!

God Bless Nigeria

‎Why Jonathan wanted to Speak with The Moroccans! 

“It is true that President Jonathan has been speaking with some African leaders to seek their support for Nigeria’s candidate for the position of President of the African Development Bank (AfDB).
“In continuation of his efforts in support of the candidacy of the Minister of Agriculture, Dr. Akinwunmi Adesina for headship of the AfDB, President Jonathan indicated that he would like to speak with the King of Morocco, the President of Algeria and the President of Egypt. Excerpt from the statement issued by  President Jonathan! 

‎As an Arab country language barrier might have been the main reason why a friendly approach for support for a candidate for the AFDB  seems to have escalated into a diplomatic row !
Morroco and its naive King went too far same goes for the ignorant Nigerian foreign affairs officials who never bothered to cross check thierr facts  on who was actually spoken to.

For the records a phone call between president Jonathan confers no advantage whatsoever on the President  one wonders why the young King was so hasty to reach such conclusions, apart from football most Nigerians don't even know where Morroco is on the African Map!

saaedlee:
Op, Stick to the ponds n bathtubs, Don't go chasing waterfalls!!!

Come what's wrong with reporting the activities of fellow Nairalanders!

If you have any issues with it I have no apologies!

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Outraged Nairalanders came down Heavily on senator Oluremi Tinubu, for physically assaulting Senator Musiliu Obanikoro inside the red chambers of the senate!

This was how they reacted

APC is a Scam believe their Lies at your own detriment!

Op you have applied common sense you would have realised that your list is the same reason why africa has refused to develop

Now take a careful look at your list again!

You realise that nearly 90 % of those countries you listed are mainly African countries that are going no where?


Zuma that you listed is more interested in taking new wives than stabilising the South African economy which has continued to shrink after the mining plunge! He like Buhari In 1984 has presided over the destruction of the South African economy!

SA has been demoted by Nigeria to the second biggest economy

Committing The destiny of 170 million Nigerians That live in Africa's biggest economy to the hands of a 72 year old man who virtually forgets everything important will be the greatest mistake of these generation!


Goodluck remains the best choice in these race between new and old

The Guy is a scam!

Wasted close to 200 billion in LGA Funds he met on assumption
Of office

Incurred a zenith Bank loan of 100 billion yet he has nothing but uncompleted and Arabian substandard roundabouts to show for it!

It's a shame!

Matthew 6:5, Jesus says, "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full."

Read more: http://www.gotquestions.org/praying-out-loud.html#ixzz3TyZTCCkJ‎

deskossy:
Lol..Buhari look sick tho..that's no gonna change anything. .his die hard will still vote for him, even in hospital bed

And he will still lose and cry as usual but this time we will finally retire him for good so that Peace can return to the Land!

The Special assistant to the President on new Media Barr Reno Omokri took  a swipe at Gen Buhari this morning. 

In a tweet posted using his handle Omokri said 

"In today's world, nations need a young vibrant leader with the physical stamina to work 24 hours a day "

It will be recalled that Governor Babatunde Fashola also shared similar sentiments and expressedsame  during a special rally held by the All Progressives Congress (APC) on Wednesday, January 14. Where he said 

“You know what you must do. Open your eyes clearly. You see, this job is a tough job. When I took this job, at the age of 44, I was counting the number of white hair on my head. Today, at 52, I am counting the number of black hair on my head,” Fashola said.

The retired general had opted out of a 1 Millon man march organised by his party to celebrate his return to the country's after a long stay in the London where he had gone to rest after the campaigns.

‎http://pulse.ng/politics/2015-elections-fashola-says-jimi-agbaje-is-too-old-to-rule-lagos-id3413459.html
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As Nairalanders join Seun and others to celebrate one Decade of God's faithfulness I  have found it expedient to open this thread.

It has been ten wonderful years of Drama, Intrigues, Love, friendship and Lots of Fun!

Nairaland has brought joy to many homes and families

The couples who met though Nairaland

The Guys and the ladies who landed their dream job though nairaland   ‎

The entrepreneurs who got business ideas through Nairaland 

The Business Men and women who made billions from the info they got through Nairaland 

The student who got admission to schools they only got to know via Nairaland 

The families whose marriage became better by the comments posted on Nairaland 

The sick and the suffering who found remedies and solutions the challenge that confronts them!

And the millions whose lives were turned round by a simple information they picked up on Nairaland. 


Will all remain grateful to the millions of Nigerians and non Nigerian members who have dedicated their MB's and time to bringing smiles to the faces of people.

I have decided to open this thread to celebrate the Ten Oldest Nairalanders in 3 categories 

1. Top Ten by date of Joining 


2. Top Ten by time spent Online 


3. Top ten by Number of post and comments 


To contribute Upload a screen shot of the Moniker you think is the oldest/ top 

Best wishes to all of us 

NB: Suen does not qualify as owner of the site

I have also disqualified my self since I created this thread

Vision Purpose!

Best Wishes Seun

egift:
He is offering the Vice Presidential Position and a profound role in the next dispensation.

Now tell us what Jonathan is offering?

Here we go

He restored the Lagos - Kano rail line which was abandoned for 2 decades


He is Presently Upgrading the Lagos Ibadan Express way to a super Multi lane road with supporting infrastructure

The Benin Ore Lagos express when has also made trips to Lagos easier

He has restored the Lagos mass transit rail system providing air-conditioned DMU trains to help commuters avoid traffic


When Ebola visited Lagos, President Jonathan summoned the best brains in the land and released enough funding via the MOH and Ebola was curtailed

Lagos and Ogun has the highest No of Youwin Beneficiaries


Lagos Osun and Ogun have consistently topped the list of Firrst class students sent to the Top 25 universities of the world on scholarship by GEJ


Even Aregbesola will tell you that his people have benefited from the return of the trains, Sallah and Christmas were times of high biz activities, people of the SW move goods to other parts for small token therefore making better profit

Good Luck is the deal

Many things

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He destroyed the transport system in Lagos the capital of the south west by revoking a Laudable Project! The Lagos Metro project a rail network that would have solve Lagos traffic woes

More so it was cheaper to complete the project than cancel it, Buhari went for the later and SW and indeed Nigeria Lost 450 million USD a colossal sum at that time 



2. He locked up prominent Sons And daughters for No just cost! 

For example Fela was locked up for been in possession of his own money USD 3000 


3. He was anti Education 

The southwest from time has been the center of educational dev, Buhari ensured that he crippled the University system 

He Banned NANS, Nigerian Medical association, and ASUU 
It was also Buuhari That scrapped ‎subsidised feeding in Nigerian Univ 
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4. The south westerners are known for RESPECT 
Buhari showed a lot of disr‎espect to the Yoruba Nation especially their high respected traditional rulers whose passports he siezed just because they visited Israel! 

The list is endless ‎
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Buhari's engagement with the west has been a bitter experience!

Vote Wisely 

Vote Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 
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God Bless Nigeria ‎
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Bola Tinubu said he was going to court !
I wonder why he now resorting to the FUNSHO WILLIAMS TREATMENT!

All stations must not align with the opposition there is need for Balance!

Yesterday arsonist set Fire to ITV Benin that was after Oshiomole withdrew the station's accreditation and accused it of biased reportage


Today AIT has also gone up in flames in a similar fashion! 


Considering the fact that Tinubu et al are in court seeking a sharp- sharp Judgement  to  ‎stop the airing of a documentary he considered inimical to his political career! 

Is there anything APC is not telling us about the strange flames! 

Nigerians are already asking Questions

Cont

Most Nigerians have expressed  shock and disappointment  over the apparent failure of the INEC card readers to capture about half off the PVC'S presented during the Mock Elections. 

The Most frightening event took place in Kano where large numbers of the mock voters could not be accredited due to battery issue, machine problems and technical Know- how of the staff, had this happened during the Feb 14 general elections the story might have been very different. 

One hopes that INEC Will be able to fix the glitch before the main event! 

Here is what Nigerians are saying about the exercise

After his Failure to attend the much publicised 1 Million man march In Lagos, The APC might be considering making up for the retired general!

However whatever they decide to do Buhari must not try this at HOME!!!
See pix below!

Thousands of APC supporters who trooped out in Lagos were disappointed this morning when news started circulating amongst  the Crowd that Buhari will not be attending today's event.
Disappointed supporters were seen discussing in groups while others who came to catch a glimpse of the general simply decided to return home.

The retired general who came into the country in the wee hours of yesterday was said to have opted out of today's event citing the need to rest and prepare for other major campaign events ahead!

Osinbajo, Tinubu and all APC governors are already in Lagos for the event

NB: Further checks online also confirmed the report ! See screen shots 


Source : ‎TMS

Buhari will faint if he hears this!