₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,389 members, 8,511,600 topics. Date: Monday, 02 November 2026 at 02:37 AM

Toggle theme

Ochon's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Ochon's Profile › Ochon's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 (of 129 pages)

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:39pm On Dec 14, 2013
Tabh: Thanks kiss kiss kiss
Lol. Reinc are you seeing a good example?

I wrote an "epistle" for her about her pic

She replies "LOL. Thanks ochon"

But LIPsy bobo writes "two lines" and she returns it with a kiss. What other sign are you expecting?

Reinc, na wa you o, you dey dull me cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:38pm On Dec 14, 2013
waxdude: ochon u sef nd pics, u miss ma pic shaa tongue tongue
Lol. I saw your pic, don't act tough tongue
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:35pm On Dec 14, 2013
Reincarnated: yimuuuu x100000. If she's a say it as it is kinda girl, IDGAF, I speak my mind etc etc, she'd have finished that conversation yesterday, she would not have denied when I asked her about Kslib and most of all, they'd have moved on from this annoying merry go round situation. Again, yimuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Lmao. Lemme paint a picture for you.

See, cos A girl likes a guy doesn't mean she can't keep her "ego" or "respect" in check so that if "things" goes overboard and it doesn't work out, she won't feel all that let down or slighted. Naturally girls are "preys"(runners) and we are the "hunters"(chasers). When a girl turns around from being chased to chasing you(giving you sign), it's up to you to "walk the rest of the journey" wink. You can't expect tabh to come out fully blazing like a guy is meant to, she still got to keep something withdrawn. The best a girl that likes you can give you is a "GREEN LIGHT" and it's up to you to take it from there. Kslib is not making judicious use of that "green light". C'mon bruv, you ought to know these things.

This is how it works.


A boy needs a girl, he chases her, woos her openly. No shame whatsoever. It's natural

A gurl likes/needs a boy, she gives him "obvious green light" which the boy shouldn't be blind to see wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:28pm On Dec 14, 2013
dre11: hum!!!!
So, minds don turn to chess and draft games
that is if i get what you are saying
Shuuush!!. Watch from the sidelines, don't interfere. Tabh might finally get him to "open up", that's if papa ostrich hasn't PMed her already. that kinda nigga operates from "within" grin


Erm, upload your pic na undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:26pm On Dec 14, 2013
dre11: am only collabourating what you are saying!
Phoooooooool grin
You sure? wink

I no trust you undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:25pm On Dec 14, 2013
Reincarnated: And that na how I no see the picture sad


Please can you guests log in. Me sef I wan start my merry go round with any girl

Reincarnated: Baby what u mean
Girl x: I mean that I mean that it is what it is
Reincarnated: Okay, i guess that settles it
Girl x: settles what
Reincarnated: settles it
Girl x: I don't grab?
Reincarnated: I lie?
Girl x: No, am I lying?

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Lwkmd. You are killing me this night gringringringrin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:23pm On Dec 14, 2013
Reincarnated: Very shy boy and e be like Tabh dey like to prolong conversation sef.
Na mind that useless lipsy bobo grin

Tabh is not prolonging. Trust me, I know tabh better than you do. She says her mind right from her first post and what she wants, she goes for it. No faking, no bullshitting. She's got confidence and a IDGAF attitude. She's only prolonging cos LIPsy is withholding a lot when it comes to women. I guess it's his strategy. But tabh prolong? Nah, not the tabh I know cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:20pm On Dec 14, 2013
undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:18pm On Dec 14, 2013
dre11: then prove it now
as in now now
so Ochon, Reinc, me and her can blieve
Yes, LIPsy proove it tongue
dre11: OMG
thats the word to describe the natural beauti she possess with that smile ama! ... gosh
i can't place it with words because it will keep failing me
Girl........... you are um kiss
This one you are tripping for my post to tabh, are you gay? shockedshockedshocked
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:12pm On Dec 14, 2013
Kslib: Give up already!! grin .. That startegy line was a joke jooor-- you no see emoticon there!! huh

I still hold my ground that that Nigga kslib is not shy of females!! tongue
Joke ki, silva ni undecided

You're shy but not that shy. Ok, "uptight" is the main word. You tend not to give out more when it comes to ladies. I noticed and so did tabh. I know your type, you're the female version of "a lady in the street but a freak in the sheet" wink. I.e shy online, but very very bad boy offline. I guess all you need do is to PM her and take it offline. Must I spell every word for you this LIPsy peasant undecided grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2013
@esoese9, why do you always peep but won't talk?. Na wa o undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:03pm On Dec 14, 2013
Tabh: Ok,it is up. This wasn't yesterday's own o.
*dies* shockedshockedshockedshocked. Gurl, you're smoking hawwwwwttttt!!

So hawt!!, my screen temperature increased by 80 degress shockedshockedshocked. Nice pic, moderate makeup, neat dentition, alluring smile. 9/10. Me likey cool. You can take it down now cool


Bia kslib, stop being shy goddamit. If you loose this dime piece, I won't be happy with you undecided. She has given you the greatest green light you can ever think of wink. The shell is already broken, act now. Time is of the essence
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:54pm On Dec 14, 2013
Tabh: Asking if i am scared or shy? You know i'm not,i don't care about whatever,i write out my mind..


Did it hurt you?
It didn't hurt him. He's blushing behind the screen. I'm guy, trust me, he's happy to see that particular line from you. Any guy that isn't, must be gay grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:52pm On Dec 14, 2013
Kslib: Lol.. Someone cant just be shy!! Be specific--- kslib is shy in what-which aspect? grin

Oya talk!!!
Shy in female aspect. Tabh noticed it and you called it strategy tongue

It's obvious it's tabh that's making you spill the little you have, you are the shy one tongue
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:49pm On Dec 14, 2013
njokusboy: Emperor wey dey help us do commentary.... Lolllzzz....
U re a stooge

Town crier... Hahaha
Fool grin
Kslib: *** geeez, airtel kai---f uucked up ***


Hahahhaha!!! Ochon, I never knew I was shy oooo.. grin



Yeye liar!!! huh

This is your punishment!! huh
Taa. You are shy or as tabh put it, "why are you uptight and scared of women?" grin

Reincarnated: I don't have time for KTabh or K'est Moi as the two girls formerly repeatedly denied whatsoever thing they had for Kslib. Ochon can take over. undecided
https://uptownmagazine.com/files/2012/11/You-Mad-Tho1.jpg

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:47pm On Dec 14, 2013
dre11: Ochon hope you copy that grin
My head dey there wink

Ehen, upload your pix, I wan see your face undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:47pm On Dec 14, 2013
Reincarnated: Lol, are you trying to convince yourself?
I said the obvious. I've got proof tongue
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:45pm On Dec 14, 2013
Tabh: I'm sure you have seen up to three of my pic..it is only one pix i ever put up that was far,the rest had my face very bold and clear.
Nah. Just the "backa" and the "far" pix. Haven't seen others$ embarassed
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:45pm On Dec 14, 2013
Reincarnated: Eeeew like don't you get tired of this? Mschew


Kslib: What don't you understand
Tabh: I don't know I just dont understand the whole sentence
Kslib: Be specific
Tabh: I don't understand the part u said ***
Kslib: I don't understand why you don't understand. Do you want me to explain
Tabh: Yes
Kslib: I meant ****
Tabh: Oh okay but I like it
Kslib: I don't understand what you mean by "but I like it"


And the cycle continues. Like WTF!!!!!
Reincarnated: Seriously, you guyz have used the word understand atleast 100 times within the space of yesterday and today. E be like say I go pluck my eyes if I see that word one more time. Clearly, both of you are just moving around in circles. Una no wan speak what u want to speak for reasons I no even understand. Phuck now i'm even using the annoying word.
Reincarnated: Ochon, why the phuck are u liking my comments? undecided angry i'm serious. Dem two better start talking something else
https://uptownmagazine.com/files/2012/11/You-Mad-Tho1.jpg

Lwkmd. I "liked" your post cos you were making sense. You spoke my mind grin. Kslib is just shy grin. Tabh no send at all
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:55pm On Dec 14, 2013
Tabh: Oh don't drink too much. Be responsible.
If you have wrinkled face then i have squeezed face.

Well no noise about any pix,twas just a normal pix that showed little flesh from my small bossom. Nothing attached to it. I even thought you saw it on my profile last night. I had the picture there since morning. I had to remove it later this morning.
Don't worry, I don't take more than 2 bottles of alcohol. I'm going for the "cat fish peppersoup" mostly wink

Oh, no mind the peasants. Erm, have seen your "backa" pix and your facila pix once(can't recall your face again sad ). Upload your pix again lemme see(not the slightly-exposed-mounds own)
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:22pm On Dec 14, 2013
waxdude: @bolded u no well...
Me and Terry G are twins grin
Reincarnated: It didn't warrant my reply



uhm nooo you just didn't make sense grin
Lwkmd


Sharap you rubbish peasant!!. I'm a KING goddamnit!!. I always make sense cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:19pm On Dec 14, 2013
lertee: Oh,i understand that thing. Exams stuff not easy unless you study wella.
Sharap there,whose king? For bugs right undecided



Njoku is doing well,he is just a little busy. smiley
*in mr cork's voice* erm, sweery, what's with the attitude? undecided. Act nice and I'll buy you your favourite, EWA AGOYIN grin. And take you to peckham undecided. Truss me angry

If not for your sexy "contours", I'd have told you to kiss my royal ring before I forgive for your rantings tongue wink

Yaaayyy.. NJOTEE is alive and kicking


My ministry is moving steadily cool grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:15pm On Dec 14, 2013
Tabh: I'm very fine dear. How's the weekend going?
Today was fùcked up. Boring as fúck but I'm now okay. Seeing y'all online has put a smile on my wrinkled face wink

My weekend is boring so far, but tomorrow is gonna be fun. Enough booze mehn, I pray I don't get drunk

Erm, what's all these "noise" about your pics that slightly exposed your 'mounds' wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:11pm On Dec 14, 2013
lertee: Thank u jare,i know you would not disappoint me.
Are you serious that jekyll deactivated his account? Like seriously?
So who is your own babe now,or you are still living in ochongnated world till now grin
Yeah. He had to. He's a GMAT exam coming up in three weeks time, he had to de-activate his account so that he could concentrate on his upcoming exam.

Trust me, I understand his plight cos during exams, I log off from NL to avoid distractions. I'll be towing his path once school resumes next year so that I can finish up my last semester in uni without distractions.

As for babe. I'm BABELESS, I guess it's because I'm a KING and we seldom date our subjects tongue.

BTW, what happened to your boo, njoku wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:06pm On Dec 14, 2013
Reincarnated: Lmao. Mschew. U see as I no even reply that post
Lmoa. Why didn't you reply her? grin
Reincarnated: First bolded: Bwuahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah guy you be fool.

Second bolded: I'm confused
Lmao. You won't undersatnd cos you are not a king like me, you're a peasant tongue

Tabh: I knew you were up to something..
gringrin. How're you though?

waxdude: Hmmmm now an emperor...na wa oh
Na only you be LASTMA official here?. I'm an emperor, king, eze, oba, emir, president, vice chancellor, prmie minister etc, not forgetting a god tongue cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:28pm On Dec 14, 2013
omanik: Errrrmmm the only thing i have 2 tell u is hi.
Ouch. Why evils na?. grin. Lwkmd
https://rgifs.gifbin.com/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:27pm On Dec 14, 2013
dre11: Omanik don!t go pls without a word
sweery i miss yah kiss
https://rgifs.gifbin.com/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:27pm On Dec 14, 2013
Reincarnated: Ehm if you are a lady and part of those 4 guests, don't u have something to tell me wink show me that u care wink kiss



Yay Omanik, do you have something to tell me wink
https://rgifs.gifbin.com/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:25pm On Dec 14, 2013
dre11: Ochon come and expansciate ooooo
Check back by the year 2185 undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:24pm On Dec 14, 2013
lertee: Ochonated,wow,it's quite a while. Where have u been. I miss u kinkinin.


I dey see orisirisi for this thread for night o,happen na,gist me wetin i miss. embarassed embarassed
*erm erm*

Nothing much has happened.

Jekyll and hyde has deactivated his account cos he wanna concentrate on his upcoming exam. He couldn't concentrate cos of the lovely personas of our E-family and most especially the pretty ladies like y'all. When he was about to leave, @jovialjov suddenly came out and opened about his feelings for him, telling him she's gonna miss him crycry

Kslib and tabh's relationship is growing in leaps and bounds. The work of me and peasant reinc has paid off. Kslib is shy but tabh feistyness and raw love/lust is bringing him out of his shell. Ktabh is finally here to stay. cheesycheesy.

Cest moi and kslib has jovinated themselves crycrycry. Word has it That she has a thing for me now. undecided. I guess she couldn't help it, I'm a KING cool

Njoku your boo is so quiet and seldom chats like before, I guess he misses you. wink. He acts so lonely. Please PM him wink

SOM has been pretty busy and stuff. If you wanna know more, check her diary wink. And his kissing with reinc has escalated. They kiss from thread to thread like hórny rabbits grin. With the rate they're going, peasant reinc might get pregnant for SOM shockedshockedshockedshocked grin

Tabh, uploaded an ordinary pic and these useless peasants had bóners. Smdh!! undecided. If she upload her bikini pics, I guess their dycks will fall off embarassed grin

Dre11 has been flirting like God knows what ever since gift went AWOL on us. I guess he wanna get laid. shocked

Peasant reinc has further been heart broken and reinjected. His wifey wasn't much around to massage his bursted ego and like a reinjected peasant, he sulked but moved on. grin. I guess SOM's love has discombobulated him and he's grown a tough heart. Nice. And many ladies now like him a lot for that, e.g LMTM wink

As for KING OCHON, he's just there. Piloting the affairs of these thread and making sure the peasants are well fed so they don't end up looking scrawny and under-fed grin





Yours kingly

Emperor ochon cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 4:20pm On Dec 14, 2013
lertee: Suspect what?
I heard you are the newest ladies man on the thread,wetin dey na? Gift nko
Lerteeslim

How are you doing?. Missed ya embarassed


Congrats STATEOFREINCARNATED wink (SOM)
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 4:18pm On Dec 14, 2013
[quote author=C'est moi]Was just pulling your legs.And point of correction,it's 'c'est moi' not 'kest moi'.Welcome back.[/quote]Kest moi has come to stay. Better brace up for it tongue

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 (of 129 pages)