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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Maheeda Is At It Again! Shared Her Nude Pics On Her Instagram Page. by ochon: 8:16pm On Dec 05, 2013
Austeenx: Yeah, you need to shake your head for your brain to function properly.
Well, my religious doctrine defines nudïty as when you can see the cüñt and the bööbs clearly.
Your mental infecundity is truly breathtaking.
I know you are intellectually lazy but never thought you were borderline schizophrenic.

Here's is the definition of nùdity
"Nùdity or nàkedness is the state of wearing no clothing."
Source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nùdity

Your religious doctrines sucks undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:09pm On Dec 05, 2013
Agbgift: You don commit.
He's been reinjected so much, it's not his fault grin

Welcome back, how's our in-law DR DRE? wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:08pm On Dec 05, 2013
Kslib: Oh ok!!!

I believe you!!!
Wetin dey dey you for eye? undecided

Are you suffering from "omanisia"? angry grin
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Ice Prince Striking The "Gun Man" Pose. #DO.P.E by ochon: 7:41pm On Dec 05, 2013
Terry G was obviously talking about this madness when he sang free madness angry
Celebrities › Re: Kannywood Beauty Nafisa Abdullahi Is Among 100 Stars Of Nollywood And Kannywood by ochon: 7:37pm On Dec 05, 2013
Too many WOODS no cutlass to cut am angry
Entertainment › Re: Caption This Picture! by ochon: 7:35pm On Dec 05, 2013
dopeJemi: his hair is finer than ur Face though and also more pleasant 2 stare at dan ur Face


#no offense
Why evils?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1445631_crying_man_JPGc1402202f9745313d4e3eea58d632fd3
Celebrities › Re: See Davido And Whizkid Chilling Together. See Photo... by ochon: 7:32pm On Dec 05, 2013
Celebrities › Re: See Davido And Whizkid Chilling Together. See Photo... by ochon: 7:32pm On Dec 05, 2013
gluv01: Flat chests..no muscle undecided
Their money and fame more than makes up for their flat chests wink
Celebrities › Re: Clarion Chukwura: My Bitter Experience When Shina Peters Impregnanted Me by ochon: 7:20pm On Dec 05, 2013
[quote author=realsui-generis]The crash of your marriages definitely cannot be blamed on stardom. But on your choice of men that bears such nmes as ; Shina Peters, Tunde Abiola, Femi Oduneye. In their world they dont value marriage. In your next world try names like ; Chukwudi, Emeka, Odinmegwu, Bassey, etc.[/quote]I'm an igbo guy, but your post is unashamedly dumb and retàrded. Bigotry has eaten deep into your bones. Broken homes or divorces knows no man, man, skin color, names or tribe.
Desola: innocent ibo? Your head is on vacation!

Clarion is Yoruba but unfortunately her other half is ibo.
While trying to correct him you stooped low to his level with your bigoted statement. When is this tribal hatred gonna stop for christ sakes?
pDude: When an innocent Igbo girl cavorts with a yoruba afrojuju musician, what do you expect? cry

But she is more or less a slut by naija standards. She can't even hold down any relationship cry
What a dumb post. What has tribe got to do with failed marriage?. Smh

Bryt3: and u expect me to read all dis.. undecided
God bless whoever said "put a money in book and a black man wouldn't see it".smh. Too old men with kid's brain on NL undecided
Celebrities › Re: Clarion Chukwura: My Bitter Experience When Shina Peters Impregnanted Me by ochon: 7:17pm On Dec 05, 2013
Wow!!. I read every single line!!. What a wonderful and insightful interview from a lovely actress, good mother and a wise woman. No hatred at all towards shina peters no matter what she went through at his hands. She learnt to forgive and forget whilst teaching clarence not to his dad but to embrace. What do you expect from a woman who was taught personally from the legendary wole soyinka?. Real recognizes real cool

Nice one woman.. I love all your replies cool

Especially this
You have experienced many failed marriages. What’s the problem?
It’s only in Nigeria that when you get married and it
doesn’t work it is held against you that something is
wrong. The fault is always with the woman. People
don’t ask if the man is doing something wrong even
when they know that the man has got a problem. People
still want to castigate the woman, most especially if she
is famous. If the woman is famous, the man would find
a way to have something against her. He would have
something to pull her down. He would have something
to make the famous woman look useless.
So true, it's only Nigeria especially on NL that mòrons cuss people like rita dominc for still being single as if marriage is the biggest achievement in one's life
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Maheeda Is At It Again! Shared Her Nude Pics On Her Instagram Page. by ochon: 7:02pm On Dec 05, 2013
Austeenx: Gaddemit!

For Satan's sake, that's not nudïty.
It's not nudíty, she was wearing jeans and shirt shey?. Smh
Music/Radio › Re: Whats Your Favorite Christmas Song Ever? by ochon: 6:54pm On Dec 05, 2013
Best christmas song ever ===> olamide - durusoke undecided
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Hosted By Sierra Leone President, Ernest Bai Koroma by ochon: 6:49pm On Dec 05, 2013
A prophet is not without honour, but in his own country, and among his own kin, and in his own house.
Celebrities › Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye's Grand Daughter Clocks One (PHOTOS) by ochon: 6:37pm On Dec 05, 2013
Kaymisola: Happy birthday sir
Stop the weed sadsadsad

It's not his birthday but that of his grandchild angry
Celebrities › Re: How Oil Tycoon, Kola Aluko Spent $1.5M In Hours On Champagne At Friend's Birthda by ochon: 6:35pm On Dec 05, 2013
Airforce1: Is it your money?

Why nigerians like to analyse peoplez life behind their back undecided
Yes it's our money!!. Too bad you're too blind to see it

I repeat, it's nigerian's money... Our leaders and evil elites has allocated our oil blocks and source of revenues to personal pockets!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Scary! Actress "Eniola Badmus" Doing The Olamide's Gun Man Pose In A Shrine by ochon: 6:31pm On Dec 05, 2013
Free madness undecided

Naija, we too dey over do things

I won't be surprised seeing GEJ and PEJ joining in this madness angry
Celebrities › Re: Olamide And Phyno Dominate The Headies 2013 Nominees List! + Full List Of Nomine by ochon: 6:30pm On Dec 05, 2013
Baddo, baddest guy ever liveth and phyno fyno, making us proud.

Glad to see our local dialect used more in our musics and still gaining the recognition it deserves cool
Romance › Re: As Christmas Approaches # GUYZ ONLY # by ochon: 6:18pm On Dec 05, 2013
Preceedo: You are the naive one guy. How would you date a gal and not buy her a xmas gift. BROTHER STINGY?
Dumbest post of the week(no pun intended). it's your type that will open silly threads and still type that nigerian girls love money, nigerian girls are materialistic..blah blah blah. Is the buying a one way thingy?. Is it a must?. Which law made it so?. Are you her father?. Is she a leech?. Why can't she buy you an xmas gift too or are boys meant to buy only?.

You're the reason why many nigerian girls think it's their natural right to collect monetary gifts from their BFs. Rubbish!!
Romance › Re: As Christmas Approaches # GUYZ ONLY # by ochon: 6:14pm On Dec 05, 2013
OP, change this childish topic to #KIDS ONLY# angry
Romance › Re: "How To Break-up With Your Boyfriend Without A Fight? " by ochon: 6:08pm On Dec 05, 2013
To me, it's a waste of time practicing the essays written by the OP

If I'm tired of a relationship after trying to make it work, I'll call the girl over and tell her that the relationship is not working or not gonna work. That we have to give each other space or simply tell her "I'm tired. The relationship is not working so I'm quitting it". Give her reasons for quitting and that's it. no beating around the bush. Someone is gonna get. Hurt for every heartbreak, simple
Romance › Re: Trouble Has Brought Me Back Here On Nairaland. by ochon: 5:56pm On Dec 05, 2013
[quote author=Love_Decay]All this wahala for wife.

OP. Use ur head to think, think very hard.

Are you thinking ? This is a mind game. That babe also has cockroaches in her cupboard.

You need to retreat before you make a complete fool of yourself. You've started already.

Haba, chicks online in another country and she knows about one of them.

How many of her ex.boyfriends do you know about?
Is this how you guys plan to practice that temporary elation called love.

Any kpakam, nah war. Can't women pull themselves together, dialogue first and if they are not satisfied with the results , take another step.

Call of wedding and this man, is screaming like he lists his lifesaving in a gambling bet.

Am sorry to say. Mr.man _ u are a wuss and might find it difficult to manage the affairs your home.

Think. Think. Think[/quote]

Romance › Re: Taking A Fertility Test Before Marriage; Right Or Wrong? by ochon: 5:40pm On Dec 05, 2013
It's subjective. It's not right or wrong.. Strictly a personal decision between two lovers
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:43am On Dec 05, 2013
Kslib: Ochon and njo the malu supporters viewing as guests....

how market?
Lmao. I wasn't. Had a low ba3, so I logged out and slept off.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:42pm On Dec 04, 2013
King Rein: Ochon? So its that foolish peasant you're interested in? I'm not telling you then angry
Smh. angry. Dey flex, na your night. Make I go lick my wounds. Low key things sad
omanik: Lmao. I always visit here when am bored nd less busy so thrs no specified tym i usually come here.

Love 4 reinc ke? Nah i cum here cos each nd evry 1 of u. U guys are amazin nd dis is 1 helluva a lively thread.
lol. At least you are being more free and social with us, thanks to peasant reinc wink

@durielsmomma, you are welcome smiley

@y'aLl laughing at man utd, flex. What goes around, comes around. I'm not happy at all this night. Don't see us making top 4 in the premiership this season. Abeg, make I dey on a low key
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:28pm On Dec 04, 2013
King Rein: smiley smiley
Lol. See as you dey blush like an xams he-goat grin


Oya, hold down this forte, lemme go and bath watch man utd match, I dey come


See you peasant later cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:26pm On Dec 04, 2013
King Rein: Ohhhh! I remember. LMFAOOOOO. I had already went for her then na so it doesn't count. Shiit I almost forgot. All the "don't quote me"... "I will quote you if i want too"..."this isn't mariarocksland, its nairaland". Ahahahahahahahaha lmfaoooooooo, mehn WTF huh.

I said I didn't fight with Bovi...wetin.

Yimmuuuu *rolls eyes like Ella* *looks at Kslib and rolls eyes like Ella again*. ItsFlame is not my boo but I want to see her picture wink
LMAO. Finally, you agree with me

You SUBTLY fought with tongue. Don't act smart before you get jovinated grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:24pm On Dec 04, 2013
dre11: see yah mouth like starve grin
i just dey encourage them make them plenty so no lady go Reinzone you again angry

i dey even dey help am he dey come abuse me.
Mschewwwwww
https://rgifs.gifbin.com/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:23pm On Dec 04, 2013
njokusboy: Lolzzz, tanx fam.. Means a lot
You're welcome
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:22pm On Dec 04, 2013
Omanik sweery, you came early tonight wink

Is it cos of your love reinc? wink grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:20pm On Dec 04, 2013
King Rein: Shutup your mouth. Yimuuuu. I didn't fight with Itsmodella abi u no understand english again? + i didn't fight with bovi last night.
Mumu!!. You fought with itsmodella but on codedly wink grin

And you subtly fought with jovi, sharap and don't try to get cute

Well, your boo itsflame is online grin you fought with her too grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:16pm On Dec 04, 2013
lertee: Na only maria abi, you both wrote everything. Bia this boy,the rate at which you are blowing kisses,do you need a P or what,go get one quick na and get relieved.



Close your eyes. grin
shockedshockedshockedshocked. Reinc, are you seeing her subtle wooings to me? grin

Sweery, are you trying to tell me that you want to get me "relieved"? grin. Cos I'm not seeing what you are seeing grin


Oya spill it, I know you have many things for me grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:14pm On Dec 04, 2013
King Rein: Foool. I didn't even know that my first fight was with StateOfMind till someone mentioned it. Una just dey very random to me then.

Ok na, why u no mention say I also fight with Lekpa? Foolish boy.
LMAO grin. You always go for ladies you fight with grin

Itsmodella
Jovialjov(last night)
SOM
Lekpa grin

I don expose your chyking pattern grin

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