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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:47pm On Dec 06, 2013
Waxman, why did you "yimu" three times

Are you suffering from "yimuginitis"? undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:45pm On Dec 06, 2013
waxdude: Seen it....nice pic
Thanks bros

Erm, why couldn't you quote me well but quoted lertee and njoku's posts well?. Are you having a THING for them undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:44pm On Dec 06, 2013
njokusboy: Ochon looks stubborn
Stubborn ko, obedience ni undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:42pm On Dec 06, 2013
lertee: O ye men of little faith. Can't you just trust your neighbour for once? huh
Erm, seeing Is believing undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:42pm On Dec 06, 2013
[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Boil ko, roast ni. undecided

Tom ko, tom-tom ni
[/color][/quote]Fried ko grilled ni undecided

Tom-tom ko, tommy hilfiger ni undecided

This one you are speaking in "ko" and "ni", you dey miss SOM? undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:40pm On Dec 06, 2013
Waxydude, mines up cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:35pm On Dec 06, 2013
lertee: Ok i will. You go first. Infact lemme go and dress in bikini right away. cool
Na 2190 we go see you undecided
waxdude: Thomas Ochonlalamosquito.....u chk am at all?....u hv 1hr 2 do dt
Yaaayyy!!. Finally, I've seen waxdude. I even give your pic like. You too fine and gbasky. Choose any lady you like and I'll hook you up with her, I shít you not, I'm the kingmaker around here cool
njokusboy: Lol wat is dis one sayinghuh Ur plan no go work?
https://cdn.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Jibs-Sent-From-My-BlackBerry-BellaNaija-21.jpg
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:32pm On Dec 06, 2013
njokusboy: Hahahahaha, he is as single and as irrelevant as the p in psychology... Lolzz
lertee: Lol brutal..ochon see your life here.
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5btkrRrfb1rxevt4o1_500.gif
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:29pm On Dec 06, 2013
[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Your siggy sounds dumb like your reply which implies that you're silly undecided

Ben10 ko, power rangers ni undecided
[/color][/quote]Why you dey always bend neck like say boil do you for neck or like say they castrate your neck? undecided grin

Power ranger ko tom and jerry ni undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:28pm On Dec 06, 2013
Goodnight agbgift, greet dre for US wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:27pm On Dec 06, 2013
njokusboy: Amdioha solder ur nyansh there, shey I don come toast you before?? U asked her to do sumtin difficult , she then asked you to do sumtin more difficult.. 50/50.. Isn't dat smart?
All these drooling, shouting and crying just cos I exposed your gayish tendencies? undecided grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:26pm On Dec 06, 2013
lertee: You know i have seen your face,not new. I'm an engaged woman on this thread so i can't upload such but you are as single as the i in 'sting' so ochon do the needful.
https://cdn.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Jibs-Sent-From-My-BlackBerry-BellaNaija-21.jpg

Being engaged to njoku means you are single

So as your KING, I command you to upload it undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:21pm On Dec 06, 2013
[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Your head wey be like vulture own. undecided[/color][/quote]Your reply sounds dumb like your siggy which implies that hyde is evil undecided

Voltron ko, ben10 ni undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:20pm On Dec 06, 2013
waxdude: angry....u wan try? Mine is up jorrr
Yimu!!. You never serious

Look at how NJOTEE are drooling to see a KING's odogwu?. Smh grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:19pm On Dec 06, 2013
lertee: Boxers ochon...not bikini undecided
Your pix on boxers while standing tongue
Easy peasy cheesy

I asked first, so you upload yours, I return the favour tongue

@njoku, if you like do "yeah baby" to co-sign her post, na you know o undecided. Anyway it sounded gayish, I won't be surprised if you are one grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:11pm On Dec 06, 2013
waxdude: Only ochon kwz who has a thing for who,who wants to see evry1 one's pic...LMAO...u knw sabi upload ya own undecided
Lol. I've uploaded my pic severally on here. In short, upload yours and I'll return the gesture right now, right here cool
njokusboy: Wait a second, is this ochon dude asking my lertee to post a bikini pics... You well sohuh?
Mtcheeewww. Na new thing? undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:08pm On Dec 06, 2013
njokusboy: Lolzz, I get some friends way back wey dey form musicians, dem go carry money go studio go wax their song come bring the cd make I listen to...
One day when I hear one of them song, I shout, "holy fvck", him ask me wetin happen, I tell am say the song tight, meanwhile, the thing dey lyk where groups of frog dey croak.. Walai e for better for dat boy to go help him papa to dey open shop every morning or to go do boi boi for onitsha...
https://rgifs.gifbin.com/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif

Kwaaaaaaaa..*falls on top jekyll's bald head* grin

Iswear, you be twin. I do tire for my friends wey wan be musicians. I no know how to tell them their music or rap sucks, na to tell them "the song too make sense" but in reality wetin dem sing na wetin eminem dey call "buncha gibberish" grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:05pm On Dec 06, 2013
lertee: When did you upload your pix with bikini undecided tongue
NO man much less a KING like me wears bikini. Durrrhhhh *rolls eyes like ella.b* undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:53pm On Dec 06, 2013
njokusboy: Hahahah, dat bloody fool wey suppose dey help him papa sell sparepart dey form rapper.... If I start rap today I go better pass am
Lmao.. If vic o "cash" you ehen, you go hear am for this wuckid insult grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:51pm On Dec 06, 2013
lertee: Do you now have thing foe tabh? undecided
https://rgifs.gifbin.com/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif

Are you my doppelganger?. Same thing I asked him grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:50pm On Dec 06, 2013
Agbgift: Part of the meaning of my real name is gift.
Alright. Nice cool and sassy names you've got wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:49pm On Dec 06, 2013
lertee: Upload your own contours lets see grin
Did for you twice, at the "diarylanders only" thread

Plus I asked you first, have you forgotten "ladies first"? tongue
Music/Radio › Re: Is Eminem Really The Rap God? by ochon: 9:48pm On Dec 06, 2013
njokusboy: I think any smart person should be able to tell you eminems lines are deeper and tighter.. Thank God you quoted them yourself
I prefer nas over eminem but eminem's line killed that of nas' from his legendary 'you can hate me now'
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:44pm On Dec 06, 2013
njokusboy: Hahahahaha, see yab abeg... Fortunately, I aint a rapper... Yeye
LMAO grin. So you know about that wack áss singer vic o? grin

No mind me sha, but the lines are nice. Goodu one smiley
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:43pm On Dec 06, 2013
Agbgift: I would say it and modify it.
My real name is -------.
My moniker is a combination of my the meaning. Of native name and part of the meaning of my other name.
Ok, so the other name is gift right? wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:40pm On Dec 06, 2013
njokusboy: Hahahahaha, I hate this meme ehn, its the most useless of them all... Choi
Not only the most useless, but the most disgusting. Had to introduce the pic for peasants like dre11 grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:39pm On Dec 06, 2013
dre11: Mschewwww.........
see who is talking

abeg leave story for joor
we never see anyone shell wey you don break, destroy and soo on tongue
the one you try Ochogofied you and ran away from the forum grin
guy
on a serious note, where you chase Tabh go undecided hen!
Smh. You don get mouth shey?. Cos we got you barrister gift shey?. No purobulem. *snaps finger at him*

grin.. I no chase tabh go anywhere. As you no see am, no so I no see am too grin

BTW, you have moaning tabh's name like the dannyQW has been moaning SOM's name, do you have a THING for her? shockedshockedshocked
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:37pm On Dec 06, 2013
Agbgift: Thank you to my E-family for celebrating my birthday with me. I feel so honoured. As you all have celebrated with me, may celebration, never cease in your homes. God bless you all, and favour you. Merci!

As part of my celebration, am going to tell you guys my real name.
Mrs dre, tell us the name, I can't wait wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:33pm On Dec 06, 2013
njokusboy: Lolzz, I could barely stand this morning oh.. Twas lyk some GREEKS were having some STEAK in my BRICK head... Well I feel a lot better now, 4 needle PRICKS, from a FREAK nurse, somewhere down the CREEK did the TRICK.. Lolzz that kinda rhymes, wat do you thinkhuh? Plus I feel really WEAK, oh wat a WEEK... But I gotta be THICK, can't afford to be called a D'I'ck....
Nice lines... If you had been a rapper, you would've ended up like vic o grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:31pm On Dec 06, 2013
njokusboy: See useless name abeghuh Jekyll ko, jackey ni??
https://whyfiles.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4.jpg
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:30pm On Dec 06, 2013
dre11: no mind am
they guy want to see what i took away from their preying eyes gringrin kisskiss
Ochon 4get am, you no fit lipsrsealed
Mtcheeewww!!
If not for me and pesant reinc's match-making industry, gift for send you? undecided grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:29pm On Dec 06, 2013
lertee: Why do you like bikini pictures this much undecided
Cos it brings out the contours in you wink tongue

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