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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:19pm On Nov 15, 2014
I didn't get it all, but these are few I could grab from the JJ's group.

I came in to see JJ and Sammy both wasted and talking trash. JJ seems to be telling her a story. Then JJ asks Sammy why a pretty lady like her is single. Sammy asks him where's his wife and he throws a fit explaining how his wife dumped him and his sons. Asking Sammy why would she'd ask him about his wife. Sammy tells him that she did it to show him that even the most responsible people can still be single. They broaden their discussion to Play Station game console. Sammy quizzes him and tells JJ that he's not a great dad. She asks him why his (JJ) shoe is so big, if he's still nursing the hope that he'll still grow. They argued more about who's more responsible. Trezzybaba (bar man) comes in to chide JJ about his drunken state. He (Trezzybaba) sings Kcee's Pullover song while reminding them of their meeting. M'am bea comes in to join them and Trezzy greets her. They discussed and trezzy complains that JJ and SAmmy didn't go home but drank all through the night. JJ "jonzes" some more, while Klarklar and Idris joines them for the meeting. Idris is a pilot. Later JJ and Sammy joins the meeting while Idris and Klarklar gossips only for JJ to overhear them and mock idris. Telling Idris that's he's wuss and then picks fight with idris. Asking him if her mom didn't teach him manners, before pinching Idris' face to which Klarklar comes to push JJ down. Butty Butty arrives to the meeting to chide all of them for their infantile screaming. They start the meeting with Trezzy leading the opening prayer ( a funny prayer grin ). Treezy says his name is Abimbola, and confesses he's an alcoholic. Sammy says she's been sober for years. Trezzy said he drinks to be smarter, chase away depression, and to be strnger. Then he changed after he started asking himslef why he drinks and why her mom loves seeing him drunk. M'am Bea starts to confess, saying she's a sister to Abimbola before Idris rudely interrupts her. She goes on to say how her husby disrespects her and sleeps outside. Idris keep interrupting and other shouts at him to keep quiet. JJ tells M'am bea that her husband is cheating and that she's dumb not to know this. Mam Bea says her husband says he's taking his clothes to the laundry guy. Their act in conclusion is about conffession/therapy session for drunkards.


Figgy's assesment of group 2

Samantha - Sammy you are lazy, and I'm sick and tired of your laziness. Keep your head up when I'm talking to you. What I'm gonna say to you, might hurt you but it doesn't mean I hate you. Sammy Just cos you're beautiful doesn't mean you can get everything in life as you want. You rely on JJ all through the performance. You followed his lead. You didn't play any part at all. You have to stand out. Stick to your choices. Somewhere in your choices, you started sounding like JJ. It's cos you are lazy sweetheart and I don't understand why you'd waste this opportunity and refuse to grow intellectually. I'm disappointed with you.


Trezyy - You are good. I love the way you were whistling musically before the others came in. Your group should've sang together with you. I encourage you to try other accents. I mean open up to other words. As an artist, go out of your comfort zone and learn other people's accents. Don't be enclosed. Once again, I commend you. Congrats.

Buttpherly - young lady, you know how fond I am of you, but I'm disappointed with your performance. At the beginning you were good, but when you talked, I was dissapointed. I want all of you to be able to express yourself via your body moves before y'all talk. Butty you only came alive at the end. You all shoould all make a choice an stick to it.

JJ - congrats on your vocal stength and charcater. I commend you on your vocal prowess. I though you'd loose your commitment, but you didn't. I commend you. I however do question how you well knew your lines. I want y'all to interject not cos it's funny, but to know when to interject. However I congratulate all of you for your vocal strength.

M'amBea - Beautiful lady from Ghana. All I see was yourself. I encourage to you to be outspoken and know when to talk and reprimand well. I felt you were not speaking too much, you relied too much on your costume. Your character only came alive when you strted speaking.


Idris - Nice character young man. I think you listened to my advice. I saw your improvement. I'd love to commend you on your character. Your character was nice. Every character has layers, and that's what we call shades of character. You did well.


Klarrklar - klarklar, the work you put in young man, is what you'll get in the end. I'm sure you have heard that "what you sow, is what you'll reap." Tonight you didn't reap what you sowed. I didn't hear your character, I heard only you. Your reaction was quiet shocking to me. A short person slapped you and your reaction was shocking. You were jaded all through your performance. At a point, you were writing. What were you writing? Unfortunately, almost everything you did, did not read well. You said your name is Akwete, but you had a sub-African accent. I'm afraid, you didn't know your lines.

Lastly, I feel you guys did not respect your craft. I feel you guys don't respect the opportunity you guys have to shine. Laziness will get you no where,...blah blah.. (Didn't pay attentin to the rest)

My best acts in group 1 - Sheillah and Tayo.

For group 2 - JJ and Butty Butty. Butty is the most eloquent HMs this season. She's damn good in speaking.

But the best act is JJ. This guy is just so flawless. He acted like seasoned actor. Thumbs up. cool

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:44pm On Nov 15, 2014
yiwaldecanta:

Thank you so much....

You're welcome..

Someone please update about the other group.. I take God beg una... Make I go find food chop. embarassed
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:42pm On Nov 15, 2014
Figgy is now grilling Tayo's group.

She criticizes them firstly.

Then she praises Sheillah for a good performance and said Ellah did well at the beggining but lost the plot at the end. But that she (Ellah) did stay with them (her group).

She tells Macky2 that he has a good commitment but that he can do better. That he keeps saying he's a hotshot in his country but she's yet to see that. That he'd show her what makes him a hotshot. He'd be bold.

She told Sipe that she's lovely character, and showed seriousness from beginning to the end. She told her that she lacked commitent a bit.

She told 666 that he showed commitment but that he didn't use his voice more. That he was laid-back. He asks 666 if he's lazy and so allowed others to be the main characters while she lazied in the background. She asked him if men in the house are lazy, and allow women do all the work?

She tells Tayo, that he'd a good commitment but she feels tayo can still stretch his character more. She wants him to use the stage more but she commends him on his stage direction usage and good acting skills.

She told Goitse, that she thinks she could have committed more. That she's a little bit complacent and less-caring. But that she's committed. And they'd give each other a round of applause. But tells them they're lazy. Telling them they are not using the opportunity presented to them to grow. That she thinks their ego are getting the best of them, so they should respect each other. That if they utilize their chances, they can be great thespians outside the house


The other group are about starting...


Off to eat.. Hunger calls.. embarassed

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:29pm On Nov 15, 2014
Pastor Tayo be killing me. grin

But Sheillah is a natural.

So Tayo's team comprises of Sipe, Goitse, 666, Sheillah, Macky2 and Ellah

Tayo is a pastor.
Sheillah is the choir mistress.
Macky2 is the bar man.
Ellah, Sipe and Goitse are the choirs.

Their tasks are about church members that after the service, goes to the bar to get wasted. While there, Macky2 mixes a strong cocktail that Pastor Ajani drinks and goes drowsy, and threatens the reveal the members' secrets through vision. Tayo also admires sister Adamma's (Ellah's) áss while drunk. While this goes on, Sheillah and Sipe goes off against each other after Tayo reveals Sheillah is jealous of Sipe in his drunken state. 666 takes backstage with Goitse, while Ellah tries to revive Tayo who's visibly wasted.

Macky2 as the barman, suggests ways to revive Tayo, who later passes out much to sister Zubem's (Sheillah) shock. They gather together to pray and Sheillah goes first:

Sheillah - I pray that if the pastor wakes, I'll not sleep with sister Akela's (Sipe's) husband again.

Goitse- I pray that if the pastor wakes, I'll not judge you guys wrongly as I always do, ever again.

Ellah - I pray that if the pastor wakes, I'll not másturbate ever again.

Sipe (Akela) - I'll stop going to the pastor's office for after-service "meetings" if he wakes up.

Then NEPA stirkes and there's power outage.


Someone please finish it up.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:05am On Nov 15, 2014
waxdude:
for ochongonoko alias carujlalos.....

Thanks bro
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:00am On Nov 15, 2014
Reincarnated:


grin grin grin We dey meet una after this international break na. Ahhh wetin go sweet me die na if Welbeck score cheesy but then again, i sure say d guy nor go celebrate like that foooool van pursestring. He'd probably pull a Lampard cuz of the respect he has, something that i.diot can learn from.

Eiyaaaa.. Are you related to the biblical Joseph, the dreamer? Cos I swear, you are dreaming. Welbeck? Score against De Gea? Even with an empty net, that Man Utd reject can score for shít. gringrin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:48am On Nov 15, 2014
lumeviewscom:


He didn't laugh it off... I remember watching him tell the story some weeks ago except he was lying and has now changed his tale.

He actually bought the form, filled it for 7 days (according to him) accompanied with fasting and prayer before submitting it.

He said he totally forgot about it on the day of auditions and only remembered after they were done auditioning in S.A... That was why he decided to fly to 9ja for the auditions this time around so that he would be focused on what he had to do to get into the house.

gringrin This truth is revealing. Thanks for this.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:39am On Nov 15, 2014
yiwal:

Sorry ochon for not acknowledging you earlier,I was a bit occupied..... Have you started the internship?

Don't be sorry Yiwal. I knew you're busy. I understand. I haven't started yet, it'd be by January. How are you, BTW? And how did you enjoy tonight's borefest called party?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:35am On Nov 15, 2014
Reincarnated:


grin grin grin grin after the debacle of Anderlecht and Swansea, this is exactly how I was
http://i.mobypicture.com/user/phreddyfresh/view/17537527. Bros, I can't take it anymore mehn... nigga getting paid 7million pounds a year for this rubbish.

Lmao..my team na worse. We spent up to $190 million Dollars, yet we're plauged by bad results. grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:18am On Nov 15, 2014
Librate:

I no succeed oo grin

Thanks shaa 4 Ur dear vote


Sorry bro..better luck next time. smiley
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:06am On Nov 15, 2014
Reincarnated:


grin grin mehn i nor mean too. Na weekends i originally plan to show face but every weekend na, my blood jus dey hot thanks to wenger. The kain anger wey jus dey do me nor even make me wan log on to nl. I'll try not to be scarce tho.

LMAO.. You deserve a national award for still supporting Arsenal after years of heartbreak. My former roomie has stopped watching Arsenal match in two years now. His words - Wenger won't kill me before my time. gringrin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:53pm On Nov 14, 2014
Reincarnated:





shocked Ochon, this is like the 50th chic wey don come claim u on this thread. Bruhhh!! Lala of life grin grin
anwunta the ladies man.

osky baba, I dey hail oh grin

SMH. gringrin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:50pm On Nov 14, 2014
Reincarnated:


Anwunta!! My brother I dey oh... How fa na?

I dey tired jare. Stressful day, today. Omo you scarce like good governance/leaders in Naija. grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:47pm On Nov 14, 2014
thandii1:


Must you always be nice tongue tongue.

reincarnated my rove, good to have you back kiss

Take you tongue inside, seductress. tongue
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:41pm On Nov 14, 2014
Librate, any good news, bruv? Did you pull through?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:37pm On Nov 14, 2014
Reincarnated:
Forkadict I dey see say u jus dey pop in and out. Now that I dey here so, u nor wan show face undecided oga diaris God oh

Crackhead, how you dey? grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:36pm On Nov 14, 2014
yiwal:
Ghkwame
14
Professor lam....
Ochon
Ochon
Ochon
Ochon and ochon.

Thanks a lot Decanta. smiley

cutemii:
This plot is for my two e-hubby ksslib and ochon... kiss kiss




Aitee1 thanks dear u are darlyn kiss

Chop kiss jare. kisskiss

HERROYALFINEST:
OChON (defender of the oppressed and my secret crush wink,

Obrigado. smiley
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by ochon: 10:06am On Nov 14, 2014
MizMyColi:


CC: Teeo

3. AKERECONFI

7. AMEFRICA

8. CHRISLU

10. DANISHDAVY

11. LIBRATE

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:57pm On Nov 13, 2014
all4naija:

Why? That means BBA is not a good show after-all! The moment Tayo is exited I would stop posting on this thread forever!

gringringrin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:55pm On Nov 13, 2014
Babybearhug:
Nhlan Sheil and Goit discussing how mr. 666 tried to escalate stuff tonight. They said he started the screaming and when trez and tayo continued, he stepped back to make them look like they started it. Sheil said she saw him giving signals to Samankwe when she was talking to Tayo, and he tried to stop Tayo from intervening in the fight tonight. They all know the dude is evil.

666 is the greatest manipulator in BBA history.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:52pm On Nov 13, 2014
all4naija:

No! Tayo will win. Stop pushing somebody else into Tayo's position. Are you alright?

I want him to win, but there's a possibility he might not.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:50pm On Nov 13, 2014
yiwal:

I stopped reading when you said JJ or nhlanhla
Are you high tonight? I'd rather the money burns than any of those two winning.

Different strokes, for different peeps. I like JJ and Klarklar. JJ has contributed a lot especially during the tasks and extrevanganza. I want Tayo (first) or Treezy to win, but should they be denied of it, JJ can win it. It's my personal choice, you don't have to like it.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:42pm On Nov 13, 2014
yiwal:
And slowly but surely trezegah is emerging as one of the strongest contenders.

Let's give honour to who deserves it. If Trezegah wins, he deserves it. The dude is fun to watch. He's a clean game. If Tayo doesn't win, I don't mind Trezzy baba or JJ/Kalrklar winning. Yeah, I like JJ.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:27pm On Nov 13, 2014
Chiazalam1:
Sheilla was unnecessarily rude this night. Her outburst was uncalled for.

Sheillah has never been this pissed at Tayo, so I think something must've irked her. Let me not judge her yet.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:25pm On Nov 13, 2014
Ksslib:

True.. The over weight wizard and Lady Morgana. If those two bleep, dem fit born wetin bible describe for book of revelation.

gringringrin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:23pm On Nov 13, 2014
PROFESORlabamba:
Sheila and tayo, yes ke.
JJ- I don't trust that young boy oh.

Sheila is tayo's friend, a good friend at that, I just pray she doesn't join the band wagon of jelouses

Come on Monday, JJ won't nominate Tayo. Let's watch and see.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:21pm On Nov 13, 2014
I don't understand Lady Morganna. The house was boring as fùck, Trezzy after being peeved started making the whole place fun with Tayo, 265, JJ and co, which has led to all the HMs having fun, yet Sammy feels it's a game. I don't understand this lady.

Trezzy and Tayo are lightning up the house, yet to her, Trezzy is GENUINE for screaming, but Tayo is playing a GAME? Is there anything that's not a game to this lady? Jeezz!! Will a little bit fun kill her?

When people win the Star Meter, it's a game, but if she wins, she thinks they're witch-hunting her. SMH. I can't stand her at all. Eish!!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:12pm On Nov 13, 2014
Double post.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:09pm On Nov 13, 2014
Ksslib:

Only few in that house are genuine friends sef.

I just need Sammy and 666 off my screen, the rest can with it, I won't mind.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:07pm On Nov 13, 2014
SilentBang:


Dudes just catching their fun,,, the house been like a grave yard all this while, and yea Samantha can carry on with her analysis even after going home this sunday, everything to her is a GAME, probably instead of being real she's been showing Africa a fake Samantha.

Sammy thrives on boredom. I don't know if she hates fun. Just look at how the house livened up this night after a super boring day. But NO, Sammy hates fun. Don't know if she's a sadist or what.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:05pm On Nov 13, 2014
PROFESORlabamba:
tayo is defending Sheila. here is real friendship.

To me, Sheillah and Trezzy are Tayo's most reliable friends for now.


And I can say, JJ, Sheillah and Trezzy are the only people I'm damn sure, won't nominate Tayo.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:54pm On Nov 13, 2014
adebisicutie:


Sheila has always been dodgy , her friendship with Tayo is calculated and not genuine

I disagree. I'll defend Sheillah on this one. Maybe she talked smack of Tayo this night, but she's been a good friend. No one is perfect. Even Tayo has goofed once in while..

Anyway, y'all should get ready, I harbinger Tayo and Trezzy getting nominated by Sam and Goitre if they survive.

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