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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:53pm On Dec 27, 2013
Psychedelia: Tinyenu picture k'anyi kiri.
Dis guy Ochon si na nku anya gi di ka okotoko ohia AMAZON; ya mere achoro'm i fu ya were gwa ya na o bu asi.
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Buwahahahahahahahah. Spade is officially the most wicked disser on this thread. Buwhaahahaham afo muo o grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:51pm On Dec 27, 2013
Kslib: Haha!! Thieeef!!!! You stole my gif.. grin

But you wicked sha.. Dre has been trending of late.. If thats how to trend, abeg I no want.. ** i jump and pass** grin
LMAO. Your gifs were epic grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:49pm On Dec 27, 2013
superflakie: Oh my gosh!! Biko I'm not picking on you but that seem to be the only 'related' conversation we've ever had. Agreed you said it wif humor but it gets boring atimes. I really don't think you dig where I'm coming from. Oya kpele
Superflakie why evils na?. This a gebfila agabaya with a wife that you are humiliating like this. A moment of tears for dre
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:47pm On Dec 27, 2013
dre11: and you have to quote it twice to make your statement know to us tongue
you better face Reinc ooooo grin because na the two of una dey fight for her attention and don't rope me into something i know nothing about huh huh
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:47pm On Dec 27, 2013
Kslib: Talkin about Njotee..

Erm, so you guys were expecting a relationship whose foundation was built on-- ( chinua achebe's books, soyinka's novels and how many books stephen. Abi na Revren king released so so and so year, the color of the back cover) to work out? undecided

Abge life no be Soap opera--- Telemundo!!! grin
*faints* grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:46pm On Dec 27, 2013
Kslib: Ok na!! You no wan talk.

**waka jare**
I go tell you later though you know sha
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:42pm On Dec 27, 2013
Reincarnated: BWUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I no fit mehn.

Then Superflakie replies okon with boogie something something therefore deliberately making me the joke.
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:38pm On Dec 27, 2013
superflakie: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my boogie boogie boo boo smiley
There's light o I just have this internal heat jare. Awayu naa

@Reinc we did a lil catching up over lunch and went swimming.
Awwww... Flakie steady making me smile smiley. Have I told you, you are so sweet?. Yeah, I know, a hottie like you must've heard this a million times, but I'd be doing great injustice to my conscience, if I don't blurt it wink

I'm so sweet, you could make a candy outta me wink. What of you?. Will the internal heat subside later on? sadsad




Reinc, stop hating, it only makes your gigantic boot grow to inexplicable heights grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:34pm On Dec 27, 2013
Reincarnated: I don't think they agree on 99.9% of things hence Njotee is falling apart cuz Lertee (most especially) cannot deal. wink grin don't say u didn't hear it first from 88.9fm, the reincarnated live show: monday-sunday; no time restrictions. cheesy cheesy

Note that all these are just intuitions as I haven't seen any public conversation to prove so.. Yet, I am almost certain that it is so.
Pic or it didn't happen undecided angry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:31pm On Dec 27, 2013
dre11: just asking
how many times have i mention that to you undecided

so you picking on me for that pharse that was said with humour

kia!
You just killed my spirit cry
Awww.. I feel your pain my peasant. I know how it hurts when a lady you intended flirting with, breaks, shatters, mauls, pummelles your heart to pieces while annihillating you in front of the threadmates.. I feel your pain my peasant. The pic that best describe how sad and REINjected you feel now is this cry:'cry
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Lwkmd. Buwahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:31pm On Dec 27, 2013
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:24pm On Dec 27, 2013
Psychedelia: grin We'll see tongue
LOL.. Well "mmanya" wella so that will be able to upload 4 pics of you grin tomorrow
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:20pm On Dec 27, 2013
Kslib: Walahi,, i dont!! embarassed
If you no know, make I wear rain boots like reinc or have over bloated LIPs like yours grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:19pm On Dec 27, 2013
Reinc drop the truth na.. Why are you hoarding juicy tales like this angry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:16pm On Dec 27, 2013
Kslib: Pls the above phrase 'I am all ears' na Tautology.. You should have just said " I am all "-- dats all.. Your ear is very big and hairy, so we all know the next word will definitely be' EAR'.. grin

Its just like ochon saying --- I have a flat HEAD.. Its no news that ocho's head is flat as a 'glass table'.. All he has to say is 'I have a flat' and we know what the next word should be..

The right way is this.. e:g.. Kslib has a very sexy.. We dont need Prophet Elijah to come tell us that kslib's LIPS are sexy.. cheesy

Ps.. Dre, reply this post with 'what is this one saying' .. Walahi I go swear for you!! huh
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:14pm On Dec 27, 2013
superflakie: Heheheheheh so you noticed huh that's because you bore me with this ' who do you have a thing 4'. And you seem so stubborn you could go on forever.
Oya pele but change okay kiss
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:07pm On Dec 27, 2013
Reincarnated: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Ochon is a foolish boy. So he decides to start his own with Superflakie when i'm making conversation? For him mind now, him dey say "make I hear say I carry last for this superflakie race.. **yimuu** *yimu again***". grin grin grin grin don't worry son, there's not even a race
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:03pm On Dec 27, 2013
Reincarnated: I tink say u be fbi. Fake FBI.
Fake or real, reveal the truth jor. My ears are itching wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:02pm On Dec 27, 2013
Kslib: Erm rein, talk wetin you wan talk yesterday.. How you go forget? You dey mad? Shey i told you i hate being curious.. Oya abeg. grin

Erm ochon, you dey craze? huh

Reveal that name in asterisk joor.. Abeg na!! grin
Sharap, as if you don't know her tongue
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:00pm On Dec 27, 2013
superflakie: Ofcourse we had fun wink not the fun you think tho.

Dre I see you as for my side well its so hot here. I've never experienced this kinda heat in Dec.
Flakie flakes. How are you doing?

Why the sweating?. No light?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:46pm On Dec 27, 2013
Psychedelia: grin I'd be lying if I said the pressure ain't making me shhitt my pants.

Anyway sha, I just hope say dem no go rush una go Emergency Room when una eyes behold my Obasanjo nose, rabbit eyes, Adedibu skin and Kenneth Okonkwo lips grin grin grin

Have nurses on standby ooo!
LMAO. You dey whyne us. I'm dead sure you be fine guy. You just wanna tease us

Kslib: @ Number 2.. Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! grin
gringrin

Reincarnated: Shae na letters to your nl crush dey reign now? eew grin grin grin grin grin Okon, i dey wait your own topic. Front page tinzzzz grin grin grin
Sharap!!. I don't love or crush sadsad undecided
Reincarnated: Also grin grin grin grin don't say I wasn't the first to say this but I think there's no more Njotee. LMAOOO *wipes tears*. hahahaha cheesy. All na pretense now. I will reveal why, momentarily.
Please reveal it na. My ears are itching. I thought as much though
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:48pm On Dec 27, 2013
viewing this topic : 8guests

8 guests!! shockedshockedshocked. Good evening Guests, thanks for logging off and coming as guests to read the posts. If una no be wusses, I don't know what una be angry

To create account dey una hard ni? angry

Are you guys scared of my kingly glory... Don't worry, the female guests, come to me, I won't bite wink

SOM, if you are among there, then kwasia to you grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:44pm On Dec 27, 2013
Mehn, why is here this fùcking dry? huh

Where are these useless kwasia peasants?

Here is more dryer than DRE's HUMOUR sense undecided angry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:38am On Dec 27, 2013
Reincarnated: Jeez StateOfMind and her long stories on her diary. I swear u fit write book for der undecided
LMAO grin.. She's mama ostrich repping the females grin. She writes long àss updates but they are worth reading. Totally enoyed it.


Good morning E-fam. How are y'all doing. Hope y'all didn't loose a tooth from slugging it out in the national stadium's boxing ring? wink. Y'all have a stress-free day ahead. cool


Erm, spadey ma nigga grin. How your end na?. It's just a day more. Bia nwoke, I don't wanna miss your pic. So you better drop time when the shít will be going down or PM it to me like you suggested earlier or better still leave it up on your profile like kwasia reinc for one full day. I swear, I'll cause a revolution on NL if I don't see your pic angry. This your pic that made you get a sony digital camera as a "GIFT". grin. I must see this nigga that SOM is addicted to. tongue


A few tips:
1. if you have peasant reinc's "rain boot-like" timbs grin, better edit it out before he descends on you with "I knew he's a village boy". grin

2. If your LIPS are as large and heavy laden as that of ksLIP grin, do the "needful" and photokiosk it before LIPsy transfers the title to you.

3. If your head warmer resembles that of reinc, used in mixing cement gringrin, you better snap with a ney york yankee's cap, before reinc go ham on your ass

4. If you got bush and yet scanty iroko-tall EARBROWS like njoku gringrin, hehehehe... I don't need to tell you what to do. grin


Make that pic classy biko, niggas and wivez are all waiting. grin

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