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Travel / Re: Japa: I Am Confused, Please Advise. by OchuSomtin(m): 2:32pm On Sep 02, 2023
You're still very young compared to the people working abroad. Over here, age is but a number.
Religion / Re: Adeboye, Olukoya, Oyedepo, Oritsajafor, Listen To Christ Warning & Amend Ur Way by OchuSomtin(m): 5:30pm On Dec 28, 2013
Who wants to drink ijebu garri and kulikuli? Just indicate with an 'aye'
Romance / Re: I'm 28 Desperate To Settle Down. by OchuSomtin(m): 10:19am On Dec 28, 2013
A Word of encouragement for you ladies: God is never too busy to forget anyone of His children. What He has done for one He will do for all...so rejoice and enjoy your moments of singlehood while they last.
Romance / Re: The Population Of Single Ladies Are Becoming Too High, how Can We Help by OchuSomtin(m): 10:14am On Dec 18, 2013
Virgin for life!
Romance / Re: UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels by OchuSomtin(m): 11:21pm On Dec 15, 2013
Hmmmmm...tempting. Lord, I still refuse to spoil my virginity.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagbaja Removes Mask To Honour Nelson Mandela by OchuSomtin(m): 7:23pm On Dec 15, 2013
Hahahahahahahaha. Hilarious! Abeg Seun pass me po make i drop one pound of shite
Health / Re: Can A Girl Get Pregnant Without Being Disvirgined? by OchuSomtin(m): 4:08pm On Dec 15, 2013
Hmmmmm....well, i got no answer to this. I guess i'm a novice as regards this topic. Waiting for the right girl and the right moment to be disvirgined. Till then, Lord, keep me a virgin...amen!
Romance / Re: I Only Want To Sleep with her by OchuSomtin(m): 10:10pm On Dec 08, 2013
I don laugh fall enter toilet....@go and die. Simply, start with your sisters, then your cousins. Maybe you might muster courage to get the girl laid. Cow shit!

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Romance / Re: Have You Tried This Before? by OchuSomtin(m): 3:33pm On Dec 08, 2013
Please, save me from these corrupt people. I promised to keep my Tertiary virginity for my future wife...therefore i refuse to look at these styles.
Romance / Re: I Can't Believe That Guys Will Sleep With Those Rough Looking Girls In Brothels by OchuSomtin(m): 3:26pm On Dec 08, 2013
I don laugh die hia o! Funny comments. Abeg make una continue the fight. This Sunday really is a blessed one....
Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs A Female President - Oshiomhole, Fashola by OchuSomtin(m): 8:58am On Oct 23, 2013
Gaskia ne. I don't haf a frovlem wis a woman as Frezident. But lets have women as governors in Lagos and Edo States to start with.

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Romance / Re: Can You Forgive A Cheating Partner? by OchuSomtin(m): 9:18pm On Jun 11, 2013
Mayany: Its so unfortunate in9ja dat when a guy cheats its normal but when a lady cheats she is a prostitute i pray God give us the grace to be faithful

That is because if one key opens many doors it's called "A Master Key!" But if many keys open one door, then there's obviously a problem.
Romance / Re: What Would Make You Quit A Relationship?.... by OchuSomtin(m): 7:58pm On Jun 05, 2013
sexymoma: What are the things that would make you dislike your partner so much that will make you think you quitting.
As for me i think it would be infidelity and dirtiness....
Wait o i can quit if he s not a good Congo Shiner o. wink

It depends on the sweetness of your Congo...
Politics / Re: 14 Years Imprisonment Approved For Same-Sex Marriage by OchuSomtin(m): 8:03am On May 31, 2013
Good move made to stop this anomally that has hit the world. But it'll be more efficient if the act itself is punished. Coz as it is, they just banned the marriage but not the act.
Family / Re: Letter To My Child - From A Trying To Conceive Husband by OchuSomtin(m): 7:59am On May 31, 2013
It's been 11years since i last had a tear in my eyes. But this letter sure did break the record...by this time next year, you'll re-write this letter, thanking the God and the baby for acknowledging receipt of your letter with proofs in JESUS' NAME. You are fruitful and thus, you multiply.

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Romance / Re: Man Gets Slapped After Proposing To Woman In Public (PHOTOS) by OchuSomtin(m): 12:56pm On May 28, 2013
Hahahahahahahaha. Reminds me of the slap i got wen I told a lady for the very first time that I was in love with her. It was a public slap that left me a private reaction...hahahahaha. Didn't know ladies still slap potential suitors. Thought i was the last of them all?

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Romance / Re: Love Still Exist In Nigerian Girls? by OchuSomtin(m): 11:02am On May 25, 2013
Yes, love still does exists. But I must quote that to have an effective romance, you need to have some finance coz money is the oil that greases the engine of love.

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