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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Quitting A Job Within A Month: Share Your Experience by Octopusbottle(m): 9:11pm On Mar 30
Mine self no reach a month.. got my employment letter the day I waz suppose to resume. Got dere very early for work only to notice that most of their staff neva come office. When they finally came ,over hear one of them complaining he would not come to work the next day since they have not bn paid.
Omo and that waz the 2nd week of the month oooo. Just told the dude I needed to go and buy snacks na so I carry my bag run cumot dere...

Dat lyf ain't for me.... that waz how I japa from dat job

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Gaming / Re: PS3 For Sale.....hackeder Slim Ps3 With Many Installed Games And 2pad #for_sale by Octopusbottle(m): 8:51pm On Nov 28, 2023
What are the games on it?
Romance / Re: Dating A Girl In The Same House Gone Wrong... by Octopusbottle(m): 11:25am On Mar 04, 2023
Bro , can't blame urself for falling, the human mind response too emotional attachment, mostly wen both parties do things together.

U can play the game in a reverse mode also..u tink she is messing with ur mind shey? Mess with has too.

Ignore her completely....

Hangout or chat more wit the girls in your compound.

Make sure 2 or 3 of them come occasionally to check up on u.

That guy she is flirting wit ,draw the guy closer too you ,gist wit the guy ,but do not talk about ur affair or relationship wit the girl wit the guy. This will make are tink u are poison the dude mind.

Lastly bro,spend well on urself ,eat well , buy new things for urself, make urself happy... what kills our enemy faster is what dey see from the outside.. if she believes u are doing fyn wit out her, depression will hit her.. she will come back too u wit one excuse....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Worked In A Family Owned Business? Share Your Experience by Octopusbottle(m): 8:16am On Feb 12, 2023
I have, working in family managed biz , na one man business....if lucky and the md is kind good for u.. but if it the other way round u go dey see alots of sack among staff, change in decisions making by the owner of the company...

And old staffs are well favored by the business owners bcus over the years they have build relationships wit them..

Thats my simple conclusion.

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Computers / Re: Corei7 256gb SSD 8gb Ram Keyboard Light Touchscreen For 180k by Octopusbottle(m): 8:56am On Jan 03, 2023
Please what the dedicated memory

Is it intel ??
Properties / Re: One Room Selfcontain sabo, Yaba by Octopusbottle(m): 9:44pm On Aug 12, 2022
D mata weak me 980k for single room
Food / Re: What Food Tastes Better The Next Day? by Octopusbottle(m): 2:15pm On Jul 28, 2022
Burnt jollof-rice grin

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Sex Worker Last Night by Octopusbottle(m): 10:42pm On Apr 01, 2022
And u want to enta heaven abi....come and pass let me see u..
Romance / Re: Have You Been Caught With P*rn Before? Share Your Experience! by Octopusbottle(m): 12:04am On Jan 18, 2022
Mine happened on two different occasions, The first one na our tenant gf then catch me,this girl was in uni then,she was dating our tenant a working class okay boi,so that awkward day her bf had gone to work, so she had her friend come by a lady,then I just bought Bleep pirate movie,been the only one at home I decided to watch it in the sitting room..I was carried away that I started jerking off..unknown to me our neighbours gf and her friend had been calling me from my room window to help dem shut the main gate..na so dem waka come sitting room window...dere I was half naked on the sofa ,sweating ,jerking off..has she call my name fear grip me ,worse part was that the remote control was far from me...they caught me watching porn and jerking off at same tym..She just gently ask me to help her close the main gate...she told her bf wen he returned back, bcus I could read his attitude toward me the next day...
Second occasions was in church ,Thank God devil no shame me on this faithful day,I had downloaded some porn Saturday night to feast my eye,decide to watch those porn one by one ,didn't know wen I slept off with shutting off the video.The next morning I prepared for church,got to church for Sunday day school, na so the Sunday school teacher tell me say make I read one bible verse ,lo and behold has I put my finger print for phone na the porn I no finish yester night continues, u know that moment wen u go for an exam and u believe that u have done justice to the questions only to step outside of the exam hall and discover the question (1) u didn't answer carry 70mark...has the porn play in vlc mode na landscape the video open..wat safe me from shame was that the volume was mute,since I was playing the video from headphone the other nite.

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Webmasters / Re: What It Takes To Start A Profitable Blog In Nigeria. by Octopusbottle(m): 11:24pm On Dec 02, 2021
From the little experience I have about blogging, it very lucrative mostly went u have lot of traffic flowing through ur site,and wen ur cpc and impression is high. went he friend introduced me to blogging I started with less than #15,000 wich include him (domain name ,host).
I was into job blog then,posting international jobs for foreigner to come to my site.
The thing dere is that get adsense is the major deal dere,some apply for it ,if it gets approve good for u,while some buy the adsense from pple who sell then.
The trick my friend tot me on how to draw traffic with out paying $25 for facebook ads or Instagram ads
1. Creating a page and a group ,which u need to grow .
2. Join group that are related to ur blog so u can post in dem.
3. U need to have multiple accounts for posting .

Too answer ur question about making 50,000 monthly. Yes ,u can make more than that if u are the right info.i had friends making up to $2000-$3000 a month then.some of my guys fuel the blogging with campaign ads with money above 70k.

I hope this answer little of ur questions
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: You Cannot Change Your Category Unless You Were Told By Npower by Octopusbottle(m): 7:38am On Nov 08, 2021
I applied for Ntech ,till noe it still shows "YOU HAVE NOT YET BEEN SHORTLISTED FOR THE VERIFICATION STAGE" does it mean I no qualify??

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Religion / Re: There Was A Reddish Sky In 1min In Ogun State @8pm Tonight by Octopusbottle(m): 8:37pm On Nov 07, 2021
And you cannot snap it for us to see abi...
Webmasters / Re: Please I Need A Domain Name Suggestion by Octopusbottle(m): 10:29pm On Sep 09, 2021
Justshareyouridea.com

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Car Talk / Re: How Do I Go About Tinted Permit by Octopusbottle(m): 7:06am On Aug 20, 2021
For now the IG has suspended the application of tinted permit application, would have said u should get a doctor report saying that due to medical conditions u can use tinted glass,but Nigeria police no go gree for that one.
Romance / Re: Share Your Missed Sex Opportunities! Did You Regret It? by Octopusbottle(m): 4:36pm On Jul 20, 2021
My roommate den in uni gf decided to come and pay my guy a visit ,so she came along with her friend to spend the weekend, so that nyt my guy gave his babe friend his laptop to watch movies ,so o guez she must have been roaming round folder then she enter a folder filled with blue film,na so she come dey watch dey claim she can't b moved...so nyt come to sleep she slept beside me,me just dey notice this babe was acting lyk somebody rub salt on her body..me just begin dey rub her breast, she no talk,na so I carry the breast cumot cloth dey suck...meanwhile, her friend and my guy dey inside room dey sleep,wen dey konji don catch me told her make we enta toilet,babe say no dat we should continue smooching...that her friend would notice...that nyt it was lyk make we go corridor go do am...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dragnet, Work Force… Do They Still Exist? by Octopusbottle(m): 5:20pm On Jul 13, 2021
Makes me remember wen I graduated then and was looking for job,so I got msg to come write a test by dragnet.i had prepared all night to get to the venue at ikeja side,only for the test to start "thank God I read the guidelines before starting the test,each question required 2 answer,me just weak ,just started doing Baba dada random picking..dey made me look stupid...I didn't even wait to collect pple fone number ,I just left in anger that have waste transport

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Properties / Re: A Room Apartment With Properties Inside For Rent #150,000 In Lagos(akoka/yaba) by Octopusbottle(m): 7:51pm On Jun 26, 2021
Can we meet 2moro? I stay @ shomolu lookin to relocate ,current am house hunting, seem couple of ones at odunsi, but not my taste,me don't need the property just lookin 4 a decent accommodation.
Politics / Re: Kayode Omayale: Yaba LG Chairman Campaign Poster That Got People Talking by Octopusbottle(m): 6:50am On Jun 17, 2021
That's sabo axis ,any time it rains that place is always river .

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Religion / Re: How I Was Sexually Harassed By My LGI And How God Fought For Me. by Octopusbottle(m): 1:38pm On May 16, 2021
Am waiting for the continuation
Phones / Re: Which Would You Advice I Buy Between These Two Gadgets? by Octopusbottle(m): 12:35pm On May 15, 2021
Ps4 would b beta,Nintendo switch has limited games on it..bought the switch last year ,was force to later sell it ,because it wasn't hackable one,cost of games is high
Computers / Re: Laptop Available For Sale by Octopusbottle(m): 2:08pm On May 12, 2021
Whats the condition of the laptop??any problem and can u post pictures of laptop
Investment / The Raise And Fall Of Dogecoin by Octopusbottle(m): 2:33pm On May 10, 2021
Guyz was going on here,doge coin has been fall like rain since yesterday....
I thank my star say I no leta buy am last week...I for dey piss for body noe..
But cryptocurrency gurus in the house ,why the sudden fall?
Or what doge coin just a forerunner for another coin,noe we got Shiba inu now trending..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Make Money With Your Smartphone From Affiliate Marketing by Octopusbottle(m): 4:47pm On Apr 24, 2021
So what re the 5step needed
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Northern Babe (fulani) by Octopusbottle(m): 3:05pm On Mar 28, 2021
I can't see no Northern babe in this post op..abi u forget the content

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Family / Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by Octopusbottle(m): 7:14am On Mar 25, 2021
If I were in your shoes, i would be mad at the whole thing, But on the other hand,she did what she thought was right
Firstly,from your storyline u sounded financially okay,so I felt she saw the need to give more of her financial support to her family since u were handling the finance.
Secondly, I think she hide her salary from you because she doesn't know how u might react,most time salary difference cause problem in marriage(jealousy,the man think if she buys anything new without is knowledge it's "pride").
Thirdly, she's your wife "she is ur responsibility" and "you are her responsibility",u just let her know ,it would take time to heal the "Trust Issue"
Just find a place in ur heart to forgive for your sake.

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Romance / Re: Saw A Real Gun Yesterday .. I'm In A Deep Mess by Octopusbottle(m): 7:35pm On Feb 28, 2021
I don't care if na fabricated story,me am here to comment...Bro it a tricky,scary situation u got dere,ur friend might b testing your loyalty to him by letting u believe he wants to be robbed or those nigga are real blockbuster armed robber (And in these case since dey told u dere plan,u re indirectly in,so if u say u can't do it dey will think u mite expose them and come for u,And if u decide to run away and ur friend get robbed ,u might be a suspect since u didn't show up @ his plaz for a while).
My advice is if this friend of ur is a close friend,I mean very close friend tell him the information,but if nah just area or street friend ,my bro jst give him hint of wat is coming like "he should be careful how lavish ,say pple fit dey monitor am.
But from ur storyline ,my bet is that u about to be initiated into wat ever ur friend does ,so he set his guys to test ur loyalty.

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Career / Re: What Made You Resign From A Job? by Octopusbottle(m): 9:41am On Feb 27, 2021
DAVE5:


And you believe say nah she?

Lol

Bro, dere is a possibility it could be her,u know plenty weyrey full nairaland..lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help My Choose, I Don't Want To Make A Mistake by Octopusbottle(m): 7:55am On Feb 27, 2021
Healthblogger:
I studied Engineering , but I currently work in a Logistics firm in Lagos where I'm paid 60k monthly, but I recently saw a job offer for an office assistant in an oil firm wanting to pay within the range of 50-80k and I applied the reason being that I can actually network and climb my way up the ladder from there .

But after the interview they sent me a mail with same offer of 60k with some perks of HMO and staff bus .
Please help me in deciding if I should jejely stay in my current place of work or go for the job offer

Brother from ur storyline the salary re the same range ,sounds lyk the logistics one does not have H.M.O benefits,and free bus,and no career growth.i would have advice u to go for the new one u have nothing to lose.

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