₦airaland Forum

Staphylococcus:
Damn!

What the fvck is this world turning into.

Glad Kim Jon Hun is already in heaven. He will destroy Earth anytime soon.

Which heaven

Keep resting on......son

Arrewa:
This is not Kano!!

This is Jos not Kano!

Igbos and their obsession with northern Nigeria!!

The virus is gradually spreading in your region And your governors ain't testing more people instead they're lifting ban on public places!!

Yes there's high rate of death in kano... Which was majorly caused by the lockdown...

Sick people are stocked at home and cant go to the hospital! Which Contributed to the high rate of death recently in kano!

Stop spreading fake news and trying to use this to mock kano... We are all in this together!! Pray for your region and pressure your governors to do more!!

As you can see.... Our people on Twitter are making kano to Trent which is bringing the attention of both NCDC and the government to take action!

You're here searching for anything to mock kano with!!

Thank God we are all in this together!! Some of una go soon get sense!

We are doing well at our side, when the governors relaxes, individuals (we call them Odogwu) takes over, that's why you can't hear over 600 human beings died within one week here....... thank God for the attention your Kano is getting, hope they will feed fat this period.......if you like, be typing here on Nairaland without sensitizing your family and friends in your state.

Imo, drop your registration fee so that you will be issued your reg... number

Congratulations to you Ma..... it's good to know what you want in life and cherish it....

LegendHero:
Kanu is a scammer and a porn star.

He sold his wife’s nude online when he was broke.

RIP to him. Take heart sis.

When you actually don't have any meaningful thing to say, it's expected of you to scroll through.... and be gone ....don't expose your empty head at that moment.

Ohhhh, this woman...... this is not the way to go..
You can't make everyone your enemy, including your family members and expect peace of mind..... don't allow people to celebrate your death like they did Kyari.....
Be warned......

Corrinthians:
Can you share with us JUST ONE INSTANCE where a *man of God* walked into a hospital and healed a case before?

Just one.

You don't need me to tell you a story which definitely you are not ready to believe..... go to a General hospital.....ask nurses and doctors in wards, does God exist?
Let them be the one to tell you what they've been experiencing..... that's not too much to do when seeking for an answer.....

Allansmith:
I stand in faith with on this and say that we all won't go down with this pandemic.

Amen...

Corrinthians:
Wow, get we dont get to hear or read about the stories, except those of people healed on their altars and other such arangee miracles?

Spin me another fictitious yarn.

You don't expect every man of God to walk into a hospital ward with the media team of his church to pray for the sick ....... visit hospitals, ask around and you will get what you seek..... At some points, the doctors will tell you to pray, and believe in miracles.....they can't tell you that if they've not been experiencing it...

In a Muslim thread, one will be forced to swear.... and declare whatever...... but in Christian threads, it is open to all, both Dick and Tom.....
What's the rationale behind this....??
Does it mean that the moderators are Muslims and encourages religious wars against Christians?

Corrinthians:
Dear Suleiman, does the anointing to heal covid19 patients not work on those with diabetes, cancer, HIV, typhoid, malaria, hepatitis, etc?

Why cant you simply go to general ward that doesn't require permission from the government and heal those people? Or are they less deserving of good health?

So many gets healed by such prayers in the hospital...... so many

I'm tired of even hoping for the best news..... from this angle.... but you know what?, I'm gonna keep the faith..... this will not swallow me nor my family up.....so also to everyone that believes he isn't going down because of this shit.

Na waa oo

I'm tired of even hoping for the best news..... from this angle.... but you know what?, I'm gonna keep the faith..... this will not swallow me nor my family up.....so also to everyone that believes he isn't going down because of this shit.

Wasted beauty.....wasted life.....hmmmnnn

Let him go.....who knows..... the only thing there would be to isolate him from his family after every visit....we need to try every available measure to beat down this disease.

pennywys:
Baby girl how are you?

I'm doing good dear.... how're you?

Problem dey for Kano oooo

Lawalatm:
What do you expect from someone with inferiority complex......with IPOB blood on his hands ….he should apologize to the Igbos for causing the death of those innocent protesters for his release

And El-zakzaky?

DanDeeBoss:
Her love for you flew out of the gate all of a sudden

For the person she thought loved her, said it's over between them....... what did you expect?
Remember they've been making plans before.

Zabiboy:
Good one bro...
I'm sure she made that same statement when d first guy left her with d 3 kids..
She'll meet another simp and claim to fall in love again ...when he changes his mind, she'll tell him d same thing
Its all bullshit jzt so u'll change ur mind...
GL....

Read his previous post .....

If I start rearing it, will someone come milk it for me?

Hmmmm

All I can say is that as long as Kano State is concerned, the government, Islamic clerics and the people of Kano are not trying.....
This should be a personal decision.... to stay alive.

The so called strange disease doesn't have a name?? How can a government be comfortable to see people wasting like this without being disturbed? It is the elites' names that are listed, what about the unknown personalities...... this should worry the so called elites.....

Is this a good move? When the case is doubling every day?
Well, I wish you guys safety since there's no case in the state again but this doesn't mean that it might not be within, so safety should be the paramount in every one's mind......

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I brought it out, looked at it and tossed it from left to right. One mind kept telling me "guy, this nah your normal thing when flaccid nah", another kept saying "ehen, even if na your normal size, e be like wetin fit stand again for your eyes?"

I was so engrossed in it that I did not even notice one 'egbon' watching me not too far off. He must have thought I was masturbating. I quickly zipped up and went back to my standing observation spot.

[quote]I can't stop laughing.....jeeezzzz
You are a good writer by the way......

Thank God for real mothers who are their children's friends....... and for the children who confides in the right people and listens to the good mothers.

Na to just wait for the time she brings out her party wear..... I will jejely soak it up in water.