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Please say something nice and sexy in your native tongue

Nilla Im taking you to Romance land so you can teach me that language so I can Blend in when I go see them for Akwa Ibom New Thread

CHi you too smart self, BIG UP to you sister girl,lol

Ok MISS AKWA IBOM, you go teach man picking that OBONG IDONG Language? How do you say Pretty in your language?

wasn't calaber part of cross River before>

OK teacher, all that one na ENGLISH, hope you not offended Cross RIVER, Calaber or Port Hercut all na same people to we as KADUNA TO KANA TO JOS na HAUSA

you and that man was speaking Nigeria Chinese OBONG ITONG, in general when you hear that, na calaber be that  How far are you from Calaber?

nilla you be calaber girl or Ibibio? what are the difference between the two tribe?

well that is another topic, about calabar woman, lets get re focus as for DUke, I will like to know more about the man background before I comment on him sha

YOUR EXCELLENCY OR WUz up boo

Sorry i no even see your name, abeg no kill me, i like when the women speak, it's the most arousing OBONG ITONG IDONG ESIE nilla can you speak like that?

toshmann
I think you mis the road, wrong topic

MAN nilla and celemel please take that obong itong language to language forum, sounds like Chinese in Nigeria

Customer:  Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time
>> >I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.  I've even lifted the printer and
>> >placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't
>> >find it,
>> >    ==============
>> >Customer:  I have problems printing in red,
>> >Tech support:  Do you have a color printer?
>> >Customer:  Aaaah, thank you.
>> >    ===============
>> >Tech support:  What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
>> >Customer:   A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11
>> >    ===============
>> >Customer:   My keyboard is not working anymore.
>> >Tech support:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
>> >Customer:  No. I can't get behind the computer.
>> >Tech support:  Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
>> >Customer: OK
>> >Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
>> >Customer:  Yes
>> >Tech support:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
>> >another keyboard?
>> >Customer:  Yes, there's another one here. Ah, that one does work,
>> >    ===============
>> >Tech support:  Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a
>> >capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
>> >Customer:  Is that 7 in capital letters?
>> >    == =============
>> >Customer:   can't get on the Internet.
>> >Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password?
>> >Customer:  Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
>> >Tech support:  Can you tell me what the password was?
>> >Customer:  Five stars.
>> >    ===============
>> >Tech support:  What anti-virus program do you use?
>> >Customer:  Netscape.
>> >Tech support:  That's not an anti-virus program.
>> >Customer:   Oh, sorry, Internet Explorer.
>> >    ===============
>> >Customer:   I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on
>> >my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
>> >    ===============
>> >Tech support:  How may I help you?
>> >Customer:  I'm writing my first e-mail.
>> >Tech support:  OK, and what seems to be the problem?
>> >Customer:  Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get
>> >the circle around it?
>> >    ===============
>> >A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
>> >printer.
>> >Tech support:  Are you running it under windows?
>> >Customer:  "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
>> >The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
>> >printer is working fine."
>> >    ===============
>> >And last but not least,
>> >
>> >Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
>> >same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now
>> >type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
>> >Customer:  I don't have a P.
>> >Tech support:  On your keyboard, Bob.
>> >Customer:   What do you mean?
>> >Tech support:  "P", on your keyboard, Bob.
>> >Customer:  I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

Interesting perception, please I hope that Monkey sister O-B-J read what you just stated, instead of reading between the line like a monkey brain. people are presenting logics and strategy all she can come up with are celebrities, some people need to go back to NURSERY SCHOOL

IRISH CONFESSIONAL
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I
almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I
stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not
to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50
in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over
to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that.
You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according
to you, that's the same as putting it in"

Can't this idiots concede and save us all the agony?

DAMN, well at least she likes the PIPE and not the carpet any more, lol

Hell to the no my sister, let him Mr president lead the front. if he is willing to send his twins there to IRAQ, I will be behind them taking cover. The war in IRAQ is wrong and we have no business going there in the 1st place, Ill rather go back to Nigeria and drive MOLUE than to go and kill drop bomb on innocent defenseless people. that will be my stand

THANK YOU MY SISTER goldilocks you are a man keeper your ex man na fool, I will keep you and worship the ground you walk on, please help me liberate the nation. lol

I was just getting ready to say the same thing my friend just said, yes he is doing a good job now but what will happen when he preside over the whole nation?

what i hate most is to tell me we just friends and you can't be doing that. Im always like girl let me eat and beat it off the frame, why wait for what we can have today?

Naija girls self dem no dey explosive what is wrong with adventure? make we all go to paradise with the adventure now. My friend say the more women you have the merrier. MAJIC JOHNSON ONCE had 18 girls all at one, damn. ladies abeg no blv if you man tell you oh i love you i wont try that shyt. for close door. he will be all over. lol

lionheart this man don kill ALL AFRICAN, you no suppose for talk am now.

lionheart na lie no let am leave with the man, that man fit sabi beat the shyt pass you, she go just say she find new WOOD in africa, lol

Scorpio  well not your friens, but you know what i mean someone you are aquinted to, you just can't pick any SKUNK off the street, and


Scorpio slow down, you bring another man in NEXT week, I go burn that house down, damn, NAIJA babe too smart man, white woman go say ok, lets have fun and its over with,  

To think of eat if you can LAY the piper and knows how to eat your TOAST she won't have no desire for another man and you treat her right, care, flowers, and surprise

WHo is talking of DUDES? you want die, i say make she invite her sexy girl friends make we PARTY, Lol

na lie my brother, na for this OBODO oyinbo na fun to American girls at least most of them, but Naija woman she no go gree, she go say she be LADY

na so my sister. who want die slow?

i don talk finish, if you fit make your woman or any woman shake like butter fly she go romance you go to hell., lol salt shaker style