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glitest: True

Decibel: Another old man "Onye lelu nkita zuta enwe, ife ntukwu ka no kwa na be ya"

Oziddy: i wish him goodluck, meanwhile, my fone is three yrs old today.
HURRAY! MY PHONE (Nokia X2-O1) IS 3YRS OLDTODAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PHONE.
I wish u many more yrs ahead.
on this day in 2011, i got this phone, from someone irreplaceable, as a birthday gift, 10
days bfor ma birthday. We have been through the hard and good
times together. U hav stored female contacts numerous to
mention, with ur help, i have had a long conversation with many prominent men/ women, together we hav wooed many ladies,
won their hearts, and all, i have indirectly sold u due to cashlessness, but i considered u ma closest frnd, so i had to buy u back, i hav mistreated u, i hav left u countless times home alone, i hav lost u numerously, u hav
fallen from many high places, but God kept u for me, ure a virgin, just like me, cos no phone
mechanic has ever seen ur unclothedness, not to talk more of untighting ur nut with his screw,
our people talk say, aluta agbogho atufue agadi, am getting a new phone doesn't mean
am gona make less use of u, ure the 1st mobile love of mine, and not even an iphone 6 can take ur place. U do annoy me atimes, i
have hit u on the floor severally, but u remaineth the same. My frnds call u the mobile merlin, cos i have never changed ur clothes(casing) some call u the mobile methusela, cos u don old, but i call u the irreplaceable Mansa, mtn has sent me
countless boring 32120 nd 5060 messages trough u. U have never withheld ur hold on purity to the extent that u have neva stored a
porn video. U hav taken many important pics/ selfies, u have connected me to the world, u
hav connected me to fame, and other good things, What haven't u done, u have saved my life countless times, u have always been there for me, pheww, Mansa, am lost of words, buh always remember, u'll alwaz be my number one lover, until i get a boo, but even at dat, am still gona have ur time, and forever will i
cherish u. With tears in ma eyes, I love u dear Mansa. I love u.. I love u. I love u.
Happy third Birthday.

Cecediva: Goat

kado: How u take know? Have u been experimenting

adamskutty: tell ur Ijaw lord to call his boys to order u warthog faced buffoon.

I must say ur ijaw Lord is the definition of ugliness, so ugly Beyond comprehension, good looking tall men like buhari must live, if anyone is to die, it's the ugly one that has to go.

atleast we won't be seeing scary ugly face like that on national Tv again.

oladapolif: This Asaru is a national disgrace and especially to him state, tweeting rubbish.. i wonder why him get twitter account, if only technology don advance to dey check brain...

inteli: d last one got my ribs cracking. I swear, dis guy gat swag.

DankemzI: 12 kids, 8 boys 4 girls. One wife

onstelly: My bf is the only one allow to touch any part that is private, if any other guy try am HOT SLAP