₦airaland Forum

Kalvan: Look at this son of a Pauper.

Who is your father?! Answer me bit.ch. Who is your father?!

I'll jail your whole family. Bastard.

IF u see me physically will u talk to me like this?,no of course because if u try it i will stick a knife to ur chest.useless son of a gambler.

Kalvan: I smell broke people on this Thread.

Mostly Ibos.

Ur mama and papa are broke.

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.Untimely death will be ur portion.anu ohia nwuru anwu.

mstik:
no trolls allowed on my thread so get off!!!

ashawo backyard.

banega: Mmm, your a wise one!! • Just kidding, I'm just being sarcastic!!

Nne i can't wait to suck ur clits.

MockingBird: Hello, Pls I need help and reasonable solution to reduce my recharge card cost to my girlfriend. I'm in a distant relationship and I need to be talking to my girl everyday as I'm in Abuja and she is Lagos. We are so close and so fond of each other that we can gist for hours on a stretch. Sometimes I end up borrowing credit from MTN only to finish it on her again, she would do the same until even her borrowed credit is finished too. This is straining my finances as I need to load at least N400 recharge card every day to talk to her. She also buys recharge card to talk to me constantly as we both are working.

This everyday buying of at least N400 recharge card is putting a hole in my pocket, so I was wondering, is there any way I can reduce my call cost to her. Pls note, both of us are committed to the relationship and we cannot afford to compromise on our everyday communication as this is what keeps us glued together. Pls if you have any solution out there I would be grateful to even pay for such. Thanks

Break up with her naa.

donnypool: smh no hope again

Ibu ezigbote anu ofia,so u have to quote everything just to type no hope again,infact u are really hopeless.

If na me be the guy,two months go pass before i give u face again,u women are always getting on our nerves until u drag us to the limit.if u feel like say ur own don too much i go leave the house for u sef.

These people sef,their house is on fire and they are busy chasing after rats.(Ulo ha gbaga oku ha adikwanu busy achughariga oke.)

MrRhymes101: he broke the law n should be punished accordingly.....simple

Bros abeg,the alomo still remain?,me sef wan follow shayo.

Olekumaster: what if the boy had been reading ponographic magazines?

He is good to go*America''TRUSTING IN GOD'' Since 19nebuchadenezer.

Barselonia: Eh yh.... but The girl carry small oooo... looking with my Higihaga eyes with The mycoscopic view,I can see The two grapes crinkumcrankums....lolz...

jokes apart... ise aye ni..
awon iya ti ni owo si

This is why u guys of Sw ends up impregnating four to five girls at the same time.

Idrismusty97: South Africa!!!! If no b dem na who?!

china:-D

bidexolumanish: dah,,thank God say dat liberia man no enter calabar o,i no knw wetin for happen nw if to say im reach cally..

i understand u:-D

I now begin to wonder why america''TRUSTS IN GOD''.Wonders shall never end.

busterr: *takes a sip of alomo*








god has abandoned nigeria









*takes another sip*





smh















scroll down joor what else do you want me to say that hasn't been said before!!!!

Omo i dey feel u,give me some naa:-D

Nobleval: The infidels are out again.

Did i hear u say infidel?.omo make i tell u,anybody that can come out and shoot at people sporadically or blow him or herself up is not an infidel.(no insults intended)peace.

fijiano202: u are just an emptyness,people hardly recognize ur existence,u are just a fill-in-the-blank to ur family..nobody is expecting much from you cos u have nothing to offer...to prove ur stewpidity u are dwelling on a pic that has been removed long before iheanacho played for Man city,if u dont call that stewpidity what else would u call it

I Will like u to replace ur profile pics with that of ur mum,let me see if ur mum is bootycally endowed make i use the pic fulfill my fantasy,u know what i mean;-)

fijiano202: i got the goat milk from ur mum

Oya continue*sips my shepe,starts to dance shoki* i no get time for omo ofo like fijiano.

fijiano202: hahahaha but being a landlord in lagos no be beans ooo..

sharrrrrrrappp there!!!!! I've been reading ur comments and observed that u like insulting ppl,it seems ur mum did not breastfeed u when u were an infant instead u were feed with goat milk and that's why u have been behaving like a goat.Idiot

@op i'm sorry to tell u this,u were the one that caused it ,how can u be academically uplifted,emotionally uplifted and physically uplifted without beign spiritually uplifted.smh for u.

django1: You cannot come out with a pass in FUTA. Trust me, I've seen some of your posts here and you're a little above an imbecil.e.

The last time i checked,django is a name of a wanted notorious criminal.

ghostwritter: Atlast police don later catch dis guys.
Thank God sey my name no dey the list.

U Are under arrest.but how u come implicate urself like dat naa?

dont8: By Japheth Omojuwa:

https://www.ynaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Japheth-Omojuwa-670x43821.jpg
Omojuwa


Had we lost the General, the reaction from his supporters and fanatics could easily have plunged Nigeria into its worst chaos in a long time.

Nigeria is a land of the absurd, the strange and the illogical. So last Wednesday, General Muhammadu Buhari (Rtd) organized to kill himself? Well, that is what those who see Nigeria through the lens of the 2015 elections want us to believe. There are many things wrong with politics and politicians in Nigeria but General Buhari is well and truly above that. Even his opponents admit he is well and truly above board when it comes to the shame and corruption that accompany Nigerian politics. There was clearly a suicide bomber and the bomber was obviously desperate to ensure the retired General was part of his eventual carnage. The incident has since happened, scores have died and Nigerians in their usual way have moved on. Had we lost the General, the reaction from his supporters and fanatics could easily have plunged Nigeria into its worst chaos in a long time.

We have a problem on our hands as terrorists continue not just to maim and kill but to set us against one another. Following each terrorist attack are the accusations and counter accusations. “They know only Igbos sell in that market, so they chose that market to bomb of all places in the north,” is a classic response from a bomb blast that ripped through Kano in northern Nigeria. It did not matter to the person who wrote the words that there is no way anyone would bomb a public place in Kano and not kill more northerners. Even if we took for granted that only a particular ethnic group sells wares in a selected Kano market, should we also assume all the customers and buyers are from the same place? When bombs go off in a church, you are likely to read, “this people are only killing Christians, it is a war against Christians.” You are not likely to read anything from such people when a Mosque gets attacked or when the insurgents kill a revered Islamic scholar. Those who see the world through their bias often times do not see it through the eyes of logic. So they are not likely to remember than bombs are not capable of separating people into ethnic or religious groups, bombs kill and maim everyone within the radius of impact.

That is the same logic to apply when someone like General Buhari survives a major attack that had his vehicles destroyed. That if the terrorists could strike right at a point where one of the nation’s could easily have been killed, they can get anyone. If they missed a major Islamic cleric by a matter of minutes and have killed some other ones, they certainly do not discriminate in terms of their intent; they want to kill anyone not open supportive of their evil and they are not afraid to go after high profile targets just as they kill the poor every other day if not everyday in the northeast.

We need a bi-partisan approach to the war on terror. We are of course not likely to get it soon if someone as highly involved as the minister of state could share an article link claiming one of the major opposition parties is supportive of Boko Haram. This is despite the fact that Boko Haram predates the party by at least 10 years. How can we have a bi-partisan approach to this war if politicians across the board insist on making this more about the 2015 elections than about what it is; a war on our country, our people and our way of life?

And if politicians insist on making it political all the time, what is the role of citizens and civil society? If the numbers get crunched, Nigeria’s poor masses have suffered a lot more in the hands of terrorism. The least we can do is to stop echoing the voices of those who insist on making this about politics and nothing else.

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Japheth J Omojuwa lectures at Berlin’s Freie Universitat and can be reached at jj.omojuwa@fu-berlin.de and @omojuwa

Mumu.

calebo101: This issue has been thrashed over and over again. If he tried to kill himself, that's perfectly alright, i can understand that . If not then i think it's high time he joins hands with President Jonathan to move the country forward. There is no law that says you must be a serving leader before you make an impact!

God know say Uncle Jona must complete e tenure after which we go handover to the East then back to South South again, then to the East, na so we go pass d baton round till we tire, . Na all of us get Nigeria afterall. Who nor gree, make e go hang himself. Kpatakpata we go scatter everything make everybody answer e papa name. The one North oppress us don reach, who dey cry dey see road.

Oga skunk is a hard drug if u know say ur brain no go fit carry am u better stop smoking it.

JohnSno: This is getting out of hand, are there no police/soldiers in kano to keep things in order.

Don't worry very soon every male in nigeria will be forced to join the nigerian army then u will go and keep things in order there.

neuljosh: For the sake of folks like you, I would have to add #11. Some Nigerian are tribal bigots Please don't come and tribalize this trend.

This is why i hate these Sw people,i always feel like sticking a knife to their chest whenever i come in contact with them.ndi ofe mmanu nwuru anwu.

Victoriousvic: Forward ever, backward never!

To hell with the "good old days"

You just can't compare the modern age, and the old days. I wonder how you guys survived sef.

How old are u sef?

koolguy88: modern age jooor... which kind yeye old school ? see we need to grow up ooooo

U are a fool and i repeat a very big fool.Idiot

Nairalandaar: Good old days, where
- Kids don't spend all their days in front of the Television because TV programs will always start by 4pm and end by 10pm/12am

- Quality programs were being shown on the TV, not some unclad ladies assaulting viewers' minds here and there all in the name of modern age

- The Independence Day song for Nigeria was "Nigeria my Beloved Country" by Funmi Adams

- Edifying songs filled the air waves (One Love, Sweet Mother, Omo mi
seun rere, Eko dara pupo); not the likes of (Ukwu, Kukere, Skelewu) that are taking away the innocence of little children

- 10Naira was more than enough to feed yourself for a day

- There was no Boko Haram, and the likes...

Oh the good old old days

U'll live long my brother.

Stexy: ;DLol...moon sighting committee

I Almost laughed my ribs off when i saw that.very soon u will hear something like this,akpako knacking committee.indeed there was a country.