₦airaland Forum

mascot87: Can Nigeria survived beyond 2015? Food for thought

GEJ,break this country now into pieces.

QweenMercy: Mine was On a sunday,I was about entering the Church auditorium n I was also vewi late,So as I wanted to enter the church In a hurry I just slipped n fell flat on the floor..Behold!All eyes where on me,Some were laughing while some asked if I was hurt...
I just jejeli Stood Up with a straight Face packaged myself n catwalk to my seat as If nofin happened..Lol.
So Share urz also..

tsolz84: Did you just type that? feeding me with what?lies?or are you tryna say SS is now a Igbo region? dumb akpamu ewu nkita

tsolz84: NL is filled with clowns sha..reading their comments and cant stop laughing.. most of the peeps here on NL thinks war is fought with words..all they do is sit down in the comfort of their homes and spew trash..war ke?we all know the region that is gonna suffer the most and they are the ones beating the drums of war..funny Igbos depending on delta and other SS states

jamace: Peace and war have been in existence from time imo river. Our ancestors fought to safeguard their kingdoms. History is rife with such stories. Therefore, whether we like it or not, nations will continue to experience both internal and external wars from time to time. The life of every nation is just like a man traversing landscapes, it will meet hills and valleys along the way. Hate it or like it, war comes after peace and vice versa. As it was in the beginning so shall it be world without end.

So if Nigeria becomes embroiled in war, it is nothing new, it is only fulfiling lives journey.

jamace: Peace and war have been in existence from time imo river. Our ancestors fought to safeguard their kingdoms. History is rife with such stories. Therefore, whether we like it or not, nations will continue to experience both internal and external wars from time to time. The life of every nation is just like a man traversing landscapes, it will meet hills and valleys along the way. Hate it or like it, war comes after peace and vice versa. As it was in the beginning so shall it be world without end.

So if Nigeria becomes embroiled in war, it is nothing new, it is only fulfiling lives journey.

berem: maybe I have to shoot you. I can't stand being quoted by a devil's advocate.

lilbazy: Hmmmmm,that ma nigga Liltunechi doin it big with ma football role model!!! Thumb up dawgs.

olaadisatoyin: For you to know that the BH are their errand boys, that means you are one of them. Guy, seriously, you need to WATCH UR MOUTH ooo. What you say never can never be erased.

ismokeweed: So It's no longer only for job and contract, front page is now man-know-man.

glitest: You strike me as a type of guy who turns into a little B.i.t.ch, because he can't seem to get he's way. What where you doing viewing my profile in the first place, if you weren't trying to get in line?. Eh Punk?.

Ugly girl like me?... you sound pained really..I'm very sure you are the type of guy who girls never even take a double look at...So you come online to lash out and vent your frustration.

Dont worry..You will soon find your type...Very soon.Oluriburuku..

I read most of your post, so as to get a glimpse about your level of thinking, and found a comment that caught my eye under the topic...You are a Nigerian if.....

You stated that one Is a Nigerian if "one lives with a Yoruba who rains curses and treats one bad"??.

Maybe you need to pay good attention to your attitude and the broke a$$ self. You sound like the type who has no respect for both yourself and everybody else; Most especially women...Try working on your unintelligible ignorant self...Then you might just as well be treated like a human being.

Ayorh4you: Which kind astral jouney b that? Astral planeabeg bring me back ooo

Ayorh4you: Which kind astral jouney b that? Astral planeabeg bring me back ooo

Ayorh4you: And how did i find myself here? How on earth did i get here?

Tholudee: Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the
ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adewale.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to
withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adewale.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will
respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs
his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan
kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba
e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an
error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi
ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon
olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa

EMEKA1MILLION: Hahahahaha hahaha........ Big ups to the hustlers....
Chop them...
Finish dem



.....
We are the bad guys of the Internet world....
We make our presence felt anywhere we go.....
We are Africans...
We are Nigerians....
We go to their houses, kill their husbands, enslave their wife's, rape their daughters, Bury their sons alive Nd leave with their valuables....
Maybe this is our way of paying back to the westerners what they did to our fathers....
They squeeze us of our resources and give our fathers mirrors, worn clothes, oversized shoes, shaving sticks... Etc....
Now the table Has turned....
Its our time to prey on their ignorance....

Ceasar1: I can boldly say the same thing for the babes. I wonder if there's this one single different girl that sees a guy as a lover and not an ATM Machine.

#If you feel bad, stop generalizing.

babycarey: No matter how beautiful a guy's gf is he will definitely still be flirting with that beautiful girl passing by, and if he gets the chance na number straight!!! I just wonder if they is a any guy that can ever be faithful??

Danhumprey: hian! Bros why you dey vex nau?