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This show will keep us closer to our screen and educate us more than the Bloody aimless #BBNaija.

They will release him Sharp sharp no be Northerners again? They have spoilt the country already

Them wan use this man head again. Kai Naso Tinubu go deceive deceive become president?

Wetin Osinbajo do whey dem dey shade am off?

Vickyvice:
Second to last pic suppose become meme

I made this

Truthissupreme:
Abdul but Jesus isnt dead now, he rose from dead

Even your Quran says Jesus is coming again while Mohamed remains manure

Out to ZEh

This combo is sweet

ImoleNaija:
Uno get joy walahi

Bob Risky leleyi ooo

Make Him sorry ooo...

Anybody whey survive this weekend suppose go do special testimony for Church.

Kai.. Only this weekend all the wahala for 2021 Balance untop

Rented Cash

These guys made the weekend fulfilled despite EPLs failure to give us Joy.


We need more revelations and WAWULENCE biko


Can we see the unfiltered pix? I wan check something

Life is sweet especially with Alcohol. Why are these people restricting their kids who are admiring our normal party lifestyle in Lagos?

Dem like reap and Bikers Jean but their reli go make them dress like our grandpa.

Am just saying RESPECTFULLY

I come in peace

Abeokuta too...

Gadafii:
comrade, please go extra round for us

More blood to your gbolaga

Una dey ment

Jestin:
Nothing is impossible in this country.

See wahala

It's fine they were arrested. Crime no be the way forward anywhere

Officialgarri:
Are we sure this is the incident?

Serious mental issues naim dey worry pipu

Alphafeezay:
Incredible!!!!


I fail maths tire

We gather dey. I write O level 7 times.

This is so sad. May God receive their souls

He must have done something wrong somewhere. Those cultist dont touch a non cult person.

With all pleasure am a very proud JEW biko

lalasticlala:
Snake? She doesn't like snakes oo

you never see anything. Them must kill snake for her

vaca1:
Shut up there. Enjoy sex for public viewing?
Get sense abeg

Ur mama get sense?

Before una go criticise her. All of us dey enjoy SEX cos its meant to be enjoyed.

She has meuuved
We meeuuuuv

TotoGame:
Lolz, everybody dey craze for naija sha

laslas na true jor

TotoGame:
Is for puna

You dey Craaaaaaaaaaaaaze

Very good move. But he isn't far from the person he sacked just that the former was crazy about his while latter is diplomatic about his drive.

BigYash:
Na God e win

you dey craze

Small play 2Baba wan Bill am 2Bllion

WAWULENCE chairman

Rexwalters1:
Ipobians will start running to Lagos very soon in thousands after looking for trouble, all buses will be filled, to come & start hawking goods in traffic, before they branch out into armed robbery.

snapdragon00:
This is an update to the previous thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/6783357/traveling-air-first-time/7#106420545

So i boarded my plane this morning and i can say it was a great experience thanks to all your contributions and tips. Lemme start like this, I woke up so early as my flight was at 8:25 since it's my first time i needed to play safe to avoid stories that touch i didn't give my village people a chance in that aspect.

I arrived at the airport few minutes to 7 and by 7:10 i was done checking in and ready for boarding (I didn't expect it to be so fast and smooth tho)

That was how i started pressing my phone and carefully paying attention to the announcements that one could barely hear. (I think airports need to do better as some of us no dey understand that kind accents) They can just past the announcement on a screen for people to read, anyways what do i know? maybe people have not missed flight as a result of that.

Ehen so while waiting, i was just observing everything, i saw one bros seated behind me so i walked up to him and confessed. "Bros no vex, na my first flight bdis, abeg if dem announce air peace flight to lagos just let me know" he smiled and said i shouldn't worry. Few minutes later i heard the announcement naso i pack my things go join queue, kudos to air peace (unlike the other announcements i heard, they used one local accent to announce before the normal posh accent repeated the announcement so it was easy for me to know it's time to board.

They did the normal thing and i was inside the plane naso i just dey look like village boy. i followed the suggestion by some good NLanders and watched how to fasten a plane seat belt so it was not an issue, i no disgrace my ancestors. except for the air hostess that was rude when i asked her for my seat everything went fine, i was so calm and composed like i've done this before. The plane took off and few minutes later we're flying above the clouds i was just smiling all through then i felt a sharp pain in my left ear, boom i no dey hear well again. then i remembered i was told here, i just swallowed saliva and i'd regain my hearing, it continued through out the flight. some of the things i noticed through the flight was:

Majority of land, like 70 percent is uninhabited, i saw my knowledge of geography come into play as we ascend into the sky, i could easily identify all the different layers like atmosphere, lithosphere and the rest it was like we're traveling to space, asin after all science no dey lie oo but above all God is the greatest. My experience helped me to believe God more, like he created all these things, he has the power to do anything so why even doubt him.

At some point during the flight, the plane was vibrating and turning anyhow lol but i didnt panic because i remembered nairalanders told me about it, i was seated by the window and stayed awake all through. Like 20 minutes into the flight, the pilot said "for those of you sitting by the right if you look by the window we are just flying over ibadan" naso i look and was like, oga i no see ibadan here ooo na just thick cloud i see.
That was how i landed in lagos around 10am and the weather was looking like 4pm nawao. i enjoyed my flight sha and i hope to do this again, but next time it should be canada not lagos.

Congratuloooooooovia

No go open window ooo..

Proactiveness.