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Alphafeezay:
Incredible!!!!


I fail maths tire

We gather dey. I write O level 7 times.

This is so sad. May God receive their souls

He must have done something wrong somewhere. Those cultist dont touch a non cult person.

With all pleasure am a very proud JEW biko

lalasticlala:
Snake? She doesn't like snakes oo

you never see anything. Them must kill snake for her

vaca1:
Shut up there. Enjoy sex for public viewing?
Get sense abeg

Ur mama get sense?

Before una go criticise her. All of us dey enjoy SEX cos its meant to be enjoyed.

She has meuuved
We meeuuuuv

TotoGame:
Lolz, everybody dey craze for naija sha

laslas na true jor

TotoGame:
Is for puna

You dey Craaaaaaaaaaaaaze

Very good move. But he isn't far from the person he sacked just that the former was crazy about his while latter is diplomatic about his drive.

BigYash:
Na God e win

you dey craze

Small play 2Baba wan Bill am 2Bllion

WAWULENCE chairman

Rexwalters1:
Ipobians will start running to Lagos very soon in thousands after looking for trouble, all buses will be filled, to come & start hawking goods in traffic, before they branch out into armed robbery.

snapdragon00:
This is an update to the previous thread here:

https://www.nairaland.com/6783357/traveling-air-first-time/7#106420545

So i boarded my plane this morning and i can say it was a great experience thanks to all your contributions and tips. Lemme start like this, I woke up so early as my flight was at 8:25 since it's my first time i needed to play safe to avoid stories that touch i didn't give my village people a chance in that aspect.

I arrived at the airport few minutes to 7 and by 7:10 i was done checking in and ready for boarding (I didn't expect it to be so fast and smooth tho)

That was how i started pressing my phone and carefully paying attention to the announcements that one could barely hear. (I think airports need to do better as some of us no dey understand that kind accents) They can just past the announcement on a screen for people to read, anyways what do i know? maybe people have not missed flight as a result of that.

Ehen so while waiting, i was just observing everything, i saw one bros seated behind me so i walked up to him and confessed. "Bros no vex, na my first flight bdis, abeg if dem announce air peace flight to lagos just let me know" he smiled and said i shouldn't worry. Few minutes later i heard the announcement naso i pack my things go join queue, kudos to air peace (unlike the other announcements i heard, they used one local accent to announce before the normal posh accent repeated the announcement so it was easy for me to know it's time to board.

They did the normal thing and i was inside the plane naso i just dey look like village boy. i followed the suggestion by some good NLanders and watched how to fasten a plane seat belt so it was not an issue, i no disgrace my ancestors. except for the air hostess that was rude when i asked her for my seat everything went fine, i was so calm and composed like i've done this before. The plane took off and few minutes later we're flying above the clouds i was just smiling all through then i felt a sharp pain in my left ear, boom i no dey hear well again. then i remembered i was told here, i just swallowed saliva and i'd regain my hearing, it continued through out the flight. some of the things i noticed through the flight was:

Majority of land, like 70 percent is uninhabited, i saw my knowledge of geography come into play as we ascend into the sky, i could easily identify all the different layers like atmosphere, lithosphere and the rest it was like we're traveling to space, asin after all science no dey lie oo but above all God is the greatest. My experience helped me to believe God more, like he created all these things, he has the power to do anything so why even doubt him.

At some point during the flight, the plane was vibrating and turning anyhow lol but i didnt panic because i remembered nairalanders told me about it, i was seated by the window and stayed awake all through. Like 20 minutes into the flight, the pilot said "for those of you sitting by the right if you look by the window we are just flying over ibadan" naso i look and was like, oga i no see ibadan here ooo na just thick cloud i see.
That was how i landed in lagos around 10am and the weather was looking like 4pm nawao. i enjoyed my flight sha and i hope to do this again, but next time it should be canada not lagos.

Congratuloooooooovia

No go open window ooo..

Proactiveness.

Them TIAGASSAM?

Now dem never leave you? AJ

This Road will really open opportunities in this region.

Starz825:
His hunger is similar to that of cr7 growing up

Aswear my Brother

Tfstyler:
Napoli isn't a small club you know. I just want him to build a legacy for himself there —atleast, 8 seasons, win trophies and let's see what comes. Do you think if Kante has took Hazard's path, he would be where he is today?

You're Right Brother but Other clubs wouldn't let him stay that long as a striker.

Guy has BIG future ahead of him. The hunger to work hard speaks howfar he will go. I.pray Bigger clubs come for him

Exodora:
Even with all he has he still wants to be around her.

Says who?

smiliyB:
You wish

Iffa hear

PacAmaru:
Laycon don humble am

Aswear

PacAmaru:
Laycon don humble am

Aswear

PacAmaru:
Laycon dream don come true

Erica Discover say she no near LAYCON, She mellow. Who dey BREATH?

Nice He forgave and Moved. For me, this is maturity.

I respect the friendship between LAYCON and NENGI more

Man go gas win the match by all means. SAGAMU to the world

Tammy Abraham for still dey Chop Bench for Nigeria if to say he play for us.

Naija to the world. I love this humble guy

richmond500:
This is one of the reason why I don't like front seat, whenever I get a bus, I make sure I sit at the last seat opposite the driver, that's the safest place cos most accident comes through head to head collision, na person weh rush front seat deh first die

Na God deh save person sha but I deh save myself too

No talk like dat. Pray for grace and long life rather. Anywhere person sit e fit die

God please Recieve their Souls.

Times are hard this kinda painful death, causing unplanned pains to family.

Baba no get much content. He has over stayed self