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Top ten movies of dis year
1)iron man3
2)Elysium
3)wrath of the titans
4)white house down
5)olympus has fallen
6)percy jackson 1&2
7)cz(chinese zodiac)12
the wolverine
9)man of steel
10)fast and furious6
add yours incase i didn't outlist it.

I no no o,i don tire for these attention seekers,i am greater dan mandela because he fought for SA independence while i fought for Africa's independece wetin cum concern urs abeg make una go hug transformer joor me sef i fought for d universe independence!!!

See me see wahala o,pls if obj didn't see carrying he won't call u dat name or is there a smoke without fire?no so dont give me dat crap unless u be attention see ker or u just want to use against obj in accordance to d letter obj gave GEJ so go and sit down somewhere.

TFU!!! And God punish dat stupid blog.

[quote author=Mr•Olodo]thanks my fellow Olodo [/quote][quote author=Mr•Olodo]thanks my fellow Olodo [/quote]ode!!!

ilibrarian: Mod, Frontpage pls

see me see wahala o i no no wetin dey do our MOD sef.

original king1: Go to d grave yard n sleep for 30days. Then go n jump inside river niger n kiss mamaiwota, after dat dance around d market place naked. Then you will hav d evil spirit dat will shout when d pastor prays.
#teamevilspirit#

u gat me rolling on d floor bro,in addition chop any food(ebo) wey u see for any T-junction den u go see G.O of evil spirit in(ya life will neva remain d same).

I am a fruit if u remove my first letter i become a type of crime,if u remove first and second letter i become a type of animal,if u remove the first and last letter i become a category of music.....what am i

Ahn ahn,is dat person a dummy just like saying switching on d generator with the plug on won't home appliances get spoiled so i advice against d use of such method even if doesn't spoil immediately it would tell on d engine later.tanks

The RCCG annual congress which started on monday 9th will end on 13th,i haven't been able to update any story cos no light charge so,yesterday a woman was delivered of five babies,praise God,if you are a redeemer pls kindly share some update and your experience and testimonies.....moderators abeg make dis post enter fp.

Cant laff @ dis people stupidity firstly hope say una no dey copy d film called Elysium? Secondly those applicants life are in trouble simply because mars has housed numbers of aliens and there is nothing like home per-adventure those aliens come back nko den u guys will fly to earth to come and infect urs abi we neva find cure for HIV/AIDS u wan come put petrol ontop kerosene wey dey burn abeg make america send dat bomb wey dem use destroy Hiroshima for japan wey be sey till now common weed no fit grow there make dem use born d iyalaya mars comot joor....if u get my illustration and point of view click like.

Actually it makes it beautiful and attractive but also attractive to fishing tinz so d best option is to register it with an insurance company,put in a tracker and electronic alarm and shine ur eyes wella...in between first comment tanks giving tinx.

chindi: Oboy, na wich kind English be this?? na who I go blame, ASUU, FG or U??

Oboy e no go work dis tym around, everytym una go dey find likes for nairaland. I no go like ur post jor!

Oga, him senior u, jst accept am shekina!
abeg click 'LIKE' if u knw say wetin I talk na true

mumu for ur mind u don get six likes na u dey insult person sey im too look for like u sef y talk say make dem like am take time o if not u go see me commando eyes

I hate girls with yam legs,stretch mark,illiteracy,coveteousness,hot tempered,lack of trust and lastly girls who are not bodily endowed. I hate girls with yam legs,stretch mark,illiteracy,coveteousness,hot tempered,lack of trust and lastly girls who are not bodily endowed.

Happy birthday boy(abi shey na man) *in sound sultan voice* Go charlie its ur baiday!!!!hurray

;DLwkmd....so u mean na computer go dey translate am abi na human being,Google no even no where dey pain dem.na only dem wan do everything.....i wont be surprise if Google start telling everybody his/her future when he/she would die etc.

@op wetin come concern us if train pass d road?abeg post beta tin joor.

Seasons greeting to all Nairaland and merry xmas and a happy New year in advance.

[quote author=Elli-dude] Where you hear that one na? Lol...How e take happen?[/quote]sit down there so u no hear of the news dem talk say wen d doctor see am im faint sef.

fr3do: Is he related to wrestler Rob van dam?

edited
no,they are not related
just googled it

no they aren't any way related and i didn't google i have all d stars personal data.

Oboy na letter long like dis abeg make person summarize am for me joor.

Jean claude van damme is a belgian by birth and not france as you think born on oct 1960,when he was 10 years old he was enrolled into the school of karate by his father,he graduated and earned a black belt out of all his fighting history he won 19 matches and 1 match,then he has entered into 20 knock-out rounds and loosed 4.he started his film debut around 80's,his largest film debut which hit the cinema box are:universal soldiers(the three series)kick boxer,street fighter,JCVD,expendables 2,knock off, hard target,double team,and many others.he was called by sylvester stallon himself to take the lead role in expendables1 but he refused,he then showed at expendables 2 he has signed a deal to take up the lead role in expendable 3 to be released in 2014....van damme was married to four women in which a lady who took a lead role in the film(street fighter) he has 3 children,when he was in his early twenties he spent $10,000 every week on cocaine till he was arrested for driving high and then taken to a rehab home,van damme just released a new and he is gonna released more by next year.Appreciate my effort by liking and comment.thanks.



#Team Spartan#.

Ten worst foreign film of the year
(1)Riddick3,(2)Thor2,(3)ridge war,(4)after earth(though i love the film but na only one man mopol),(5)RIPD(rest in peace department),(6)mortal instrument,(7)kick ass,(the lost medallion,(9)pacific rim,(10)star trek.Add yours.

Na dem xabi ;DNa dem xabi

This is d conversation between kaffy and ochuko
kaffy:ochuko if u can run naked round d street i will give you 2million.
Without thinking twice pulls off is shirt and start running,he den sees his dad
dad:ochuko u dey mad?y are u running naked?
Ochuko:papa u neva no as e day go two million is involved if i run naked round street.
After saying dis he ran off,den he dust coming toward through is back eye like sandstorm only to find his father running naked.
Ochuko:papa wat are u doin naked?
Papa:keep shut is it only u dat needs money,u run naked and u collect 2million,i run naked for anoder 2milllion making 4million....e no easy.
Abeg appreciate me by commenting and liking am new here.

I no no dis man wahala o,is there a problem there,u dont want us to abuse you yet u do tins dat warrant abuse....mtchew i dont give a damn.

Saw dis house in an area of mine so i posted it online to kill my curiousness is there anything attached to it?

redeemersave: is that her legs? looking she doesnt eat well on her legs. abi cream no dey reach there ni?

e be lyk say she tink say d cream no go reach na y she no dey cream.....pls am new tenant on nairaland pls like to wish me goodluck on my stay here.