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stormybucci: if nt for "seniorship" i go don slap u but i no go talk.... bro sammyhoe abeg follow my idea d story go 2 sweet

little bro going about causing mischief.[quote author=dammygoody]any problem? ...well, thank God pls I'm highly sorry for his naughty utterance,he needs some spanking.

Stormybucci my little brother is only depressed,too much of film dats what is making u to put dragon and centaurs.
My dear sammyhoe pls put different types of beers-alomo/yoyo included whereby dey drink to stupour dat dey forget their quest but though they conquered o,but they still caused trouble like dey always do****just suggesting****.

Mczigx: Let it b diz way,henry and ted got infected xo dey had no oda option dan 2 go fetch d chalk or they decided 2 help d dean and go 4 d chalk bt ted died on their way there xo henry cmpletd d rest of d quest imself and usd d chalk in bringing ted bak 2 lyf and daisy

But after bringing dem back to life Harrison kills dem back......with maybe yoyo bitters.....abi nau?

#following u with my pako biscuit and one bottle of kunu.....abeg who go lap me for front as i late come.....*wey dat stupid dorobucci abi shey na stormybucci oya oo come sit-down*

SammyHoe: Ah surrendah

why would you surrender when i'm right here....dem no born am well dem one try the power of yoyo and alomo raised to d power of Ten?

01emek: I have loaded it sammy thank u

Hmmmm thief thief,sammyHoe i was the one who loaded it o.

#following till da end........stormybucci come see beta story o

stormybucci: bro odward i see u oooo, d only senior bro dat am geniuly taller than(for those dat doesn't know, odward is my senior bro)

you are such a dick head...must u tell everyone dat I'm ur elder one,anyway i'm still spying on you ooo bro or no bro.

SammyHoe: Agreed!!!

* let's eat ours and yoyolise d rest for them until my regime ends...at d HIP HOUSE I have already poured d remaining yoyo bitters inside d bottle in the food there. Imagine, everybody was sad after eating d last meal there *

@ Everyone in this kingdom, listen to the PAGELORD. As from today, YOYO BITTERS shall be replacing all the waters in the tanks; our taps and well shall now begin to gush out YOYO; our pepper shall be 'Ata yoyoyo=over peppery' *

Thanks, Sammy Hoe
Secretary: Lorlaahlozz
Adviser: Odward

*with food in the mouth*hmmm,dis is quite delicious*eats finish and starts.......operation YOYO!!!

I can't imagine how I have missed this thread.....stormy bucci d new super-star i see u and my able boss sammyHoe,spying on my mirror for new comers......*flying over to gyrus to communicate with patrick rutherford before i come meet my darling Tania.

#spying mode activated

SammyHoe: Yes, I go put am for table, but Odward will stand by me to prevent you ( or anyone) from coming close to me. Abi pagelady(Omortolah) is it not good? I said till my pagelording period expires I will be serving myself alone(not even you my pagelady)...every citizen of this kingdom should be fasting and praying while I privately eat the whole food

Point of correction sammyhoe....while we privately eat the food and they fast

I'm spying y'all with my mirror

stormybucci: no try am ooo.. Wat abt me? odward deserves d part he got, his a wicked being nd a dwarf*****jst saying*****

What da heck is dis retarded fellow saying.........sammyHoe if not dat i've retired,do you know how many liters would have been deposited down his filthy hollow throat.

stormybucci: no try am ooo.. Wat abt me? odward deserves d part he got, his a wicked being nd a dwarf*****jst saying*****

What da heck is dis retarded fellow saying.........sammyHoe if not dat i've repented,do you know how many liters would have been deposited down his filthy hollow throat.

*peeps inside the room and sees nobody,reads some updates dat has been left unattended to,then steals out sucessfully cleaning every trace of existence*

This is suspense at it's peak,just wonders what they need with her........abeg my mb haf finish who will buy me resharge card?

PrinceAdepoju: *miraculously appears on thread* GBAM!!!

Ti a ba pe ori akoni, a fi ida la ile gaaraga!!

thank God I'm not late, I'm just gonna get late to being late!!

*checks under the threads table, searching...*
*raises my voice and shout*

abeg who see something under this table ooo??!!
who help me see life here na?
...but Divepen said it's here now, so where is it??!!

abeg, did anybody help me see Life Under this Table!!

;DBro i swear u no well ooo

Oya i yaff show.....sammyhoe where art thou#following

Nobody really knows what happened to nairaland but i think it was hacked-upon d firewalls and proximity or it was inflicted with multiple virus.

Chapter 2
In anger,i thought the house of li went into extinction in the last 10 years asked mihailo yes they did but i think they survived sir,then kill all of them,find them,hunt them down i went them dead,yes sire bowing down then he went away.turning to the guard bind her and take her to her basement.
In a training room depicts jack training with master li,56 57 58.....*grubling* i can't continue am damn messed up with these bull shit,alryt Tai chi activated with the twinkle of an eye the arena changes to plain field with a computerised virtual fighter errupting from the groung smacking jack,jack who falls on the ground quickly dodges the next hit with a quick chinese get-up gives him a hard kick,the fight continues with seems to wining proceeds to level five weapon stage:a samurai shows up with a deadly blade that with only a swing in the air severed two unfortunate insects.jack who is ready for the samurai engage in a combat swinging and jumping and falling,cursing and writhing with pains;with determination rises from the ground dodging every single move and hits from the samurai he quickly does a trick of distraction to disarm the samurai with hesistation kills him immediately everything turns normal and he receives a excellent mark-his best so far.i see u are greatly improving in your fighting skills said master,then i think you are prepared for the next round.am gonna teach you a secret fighting skills which i learnt from my teachers-they go outside to the grass,the first step is to meditate-focus is needed you must blank out ur mind,jack which takes a stance begin to meditate but seems to get distracted from a fly got hit on the head with a steak-ouch rubbing the am concentrating man.after doing these for days he his seen meditating but fighting with his master with their eyes closed,after the clangings of blades they came back to reality.you must master the dancing sword before you take up your quest so as to add to your wining streak yes sir said jack with a quite matured face and overgrown beards-as a result of training.just then cars and bike screeching outside revealing red and black uniform soldiers-involving higly trained ninjas also,with a voice imprint made by jack-weapons imediately guns came out of some specially made openings taking out the soldiers and ninjas,others disappearing some falling down dead.jack and master li went for shelter taking up arms fighting and displaying stunts and feats,jack using his numerous and favourite trick-making lots of carbon copies of himself thereby killing them in multitude,as jack came to his normal self he saw a ninja in a different but special and colourful attire throwing sharp darts at him weaving evrything only to discover a very sharp pain in his lap and arm shouting in pain takes little dart like pen knife from his chest throwing it at the skillful ninja who dodges it and makes advance towards him in a fighting spirit as fast as lightening hitting jack which pours out blood from his mouth,althought jack severed some blows to the ninja he was struck by a sword in his left side of chest suprised and shocked to see another but yet critical hit coming from the ninja but intervened by his master who stays in his place to take the painful hit from the ninja he dies-although he had recieved other hits from the previous fight from the soldiers been an old man but higly experienced but no matter what u know fit cheat nature,the only thing jack remembered was seeing master li and his supposed father falling to the ground with blood stained bruises and the ninja running and jumping from wall to wall revealing his escape but without jack tearing off the crest on the regalia of the ninja jack collasped.
Abeg Ghost readers make una commend my writings to encourage me and notify me of my mistake......NOTE:this is highly fictional which came from my imagination don't tink its some sort of film,more updates coming tomorrow thanks.