₦airaland Forum

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad...
Humans are in trouble in this overrated world
We struggle for everything

The quest for a better life....I keep on saying it ...life is overrated....there is nothing meaningful in life....
It is headache...problem nor dey finish....untill you die...you must eat, you must go to school or learn a skill, you must have to marry, give birth, train them, feed them...huzzle and work hard...after death...another set of individuals is pushed into the world again by God to continue this same problematic process of life

Una fit call me a drunkard....but to me.....if na God dey really send us come this life... he suppose dey ask us questions first whether we love to come to this fuckkking world...before sending us to this life because I bet my balls if God should asked such questions first then most of us will be rejecting to come

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you
true. You re truly a damn niggarr!

Omniman:


k
Alt
brb
cu
ntn
Wyd
wya
cm
ttyl
and you
Have you eaten
What did you eat
Who cooked it.
When are you eating...

Kikikikiki

DropsMic:
NOAH..


I'd like to ask him how he managed to fit all the animals in the world including all the species of ants inside his Ark.

And how he was able to feed all of them for 40 days...the ants, termites, bed bugs and mosquitoes inclusive

The crying freeman
Snake girl
Commando
Rambo
Dragon ball
Die hard
Mission impossible
Power rangers (izhou)
Anaconda
Blade
Toofan
Drunken master
Snake in the monkey and eagle's shadow
Iron monkey
Lion man
Smalllville
Matrix
Akidi
Baby day out
Home alone
Karishika
Derico nwamama




E too many abeg.....

Etc

Mehn, mama ifeanyi really tried for all the compound children that year.
Naso all of us go stand sentry for her window dey peep...it was fun sha...good old days

The crying freeman
Snake girl
Commando
Rambo
Dragon ball
Die hard
Mission impossible
Power rangers (izhou)
Anaconda
Blade
Toofan
Drunken master
Snake in the monkey and eagle's shadow
Iron monkey
Etc

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Wizkid my niggar

Welcome back man

I have missed ur "damn niggarr" slogan

WTF man in boogeyman and samuel's voice

Dshocker:
The man in bourdillon stands a better chance than Saraki...Instead of wasting over N15b,Saraki should just empower about 10,000 Nigerians.Such magnanimity comes with huge blessings from God.

Aptly submitted!

i926:
Apply for a PhD scholarship in the USA. You can mail me to forward some stuffs to you. Good luck

Please Sir, forward the stuff to me too, it will go long way sir
Thanks and God bless you in advance!

Email: ik4rever@gmail.com

Joysticks:
Baba,lie smallNa lie.Your grandpa told you nothing.

bad guy aka DETECTIVE JoySticks heheheheehhehh!...

Loreettaa:
The last paragraph.

Hehehehe

I swear no be joke oo

Loreettaa:
How do you control sudden erection in public spaces?

I saw this this coming lol....

When ever i find myself in such creepy situation:
1. Its either i employ mind control technique

2. Flex my muscles

3. Or take a prolonged deeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp breath

Before you say jack, John thomas don relax...in a matter of seconds or 1 minute at most.

But if matter don pass hand....na to stick am between my thighs ooo or use style put my hand for pocket take grab the kondo

I dont wear one...

Let say for the past seven month now

I enjoy the feeling of comfort i get from not wearing one

Amotolongbo:
Only if you want make God commot “v” from your Dive

Hehehehehehehe.....i swear down

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram amabobi go 4 RESTAURANT.. After SMOKING WEED, I know HOW MANY POt of Rice I de FINISH. WTF MAN

Boogeyman i swear u be werey ...WTF MaN

1 crate of malt for you

shawnfamous:
I really love what Reno has said, it's the basic truth about life. U nor fit carry Ur little water wey u get dash ocean because u wan get attention of fishes.
But if I follow this idea Reno dropped on every aspect of life, things go spoil.
I will stop paying offering and tithe because the church has more money than I do
I will stop giving tips to security men because they have a paying job and I don't have a job.
I will stop assisting people in a Gofundme campaign because their target is way more than my net properties Etc
Many of these artist that sent Davido money, just did that as an investment but on the other hand, Davido has tried for people, I haven't benefited from him but honestly, he deserves the show of love from people, fake or real.

BabaIbo:
Yes, followed by a serious round of slap.

My mom: Eh o, nwam ndo, ebezi na akwa inugo?
Oya biakete bia were biscuit.

Me: Going closer to her for the biscuit while sobbing with my innocent mind.

My mom: Tawai! Tawai! Tawai!!!
That was the day I stopped trusting anybody o.

isi adiro gi nma
my belle ooo......no kill me with laff

donbachi:
My mum neva tried it....i go finish the food.

SMA gold+ cerelac.

Oga why u the expose me na
Hehehehe!

Where una dey see this money ?...with this kind hunger wey dey knack pesin like this...
chai! God remember me in kingdom ur kingdom of riches...amen

SweetDipBenny:
I want to credit somebody here
Send ur acc

Anything at all for up keep
Thanks and God bless
Access bank
OFODILE IKECHUKWU
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UDUJ:
You dress up before bathing? Does that even make sense?

Hehehe

DRESS, BREAKFAST, BRUSH AND THEN SHOWER

in that order

my own na 3214

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram if u sponsor her schooling, na thunder go fire u. WTF MAN

Boogeyman at it again..WTF Man

Abudu2000:
okay o but hope she is not one of those with mickey mouse phone casing and always playing joeboy with the other one that sang love wantiti, if she also do tiktok and argues about starboy you have better run for ur life

Heheheheh

Vinnie2000:
If She is Mature in reasoning and conduct, Go Ahead!
But If She is the regular 19 year old Nigerian Girl who is obsessed with Selfies, Instagram, Tiktok, Fashion trends, Omah Lay, Fireboy,etc, You better Wise ur brain!

Soooo on point...

Penguin2:
One picture is not enough na.

Is there no picture of hers that captured her backside ?

Hahahaha...u na werey I swear
My belle ooo

BegAt40:
SIMP!
You don't know that Nigerian girls are baboon?

Ur signature mad ooo
Hahahhhhaa

Klass99:
I am curious Mufasa, have you ever enjoyed sex with a reluctant and unwilling partner? Answer truthfully o!

@ Tobechi, you made valid points but so did Tickles001.

My personal ideology of marriage has always been two adults taking good care of each other. And that means in every way possible - sexually, financially, emotionally, physically and otherwise.

In marriage, I believe our bodies belong to each other, it's about giving and receiving care, being there for the other person even when you don't feel like it, but they need you.

We owe each other sex, as well as respect, intimacy and more.....If I am tired and not in the mood, I will simply tell my man, I'm tired so bear with me if I don't bring my A Game to this show or I am not an active and enthusiastic participant tonight.

I won't say no or deny him the cookie, because when he flips that script on me I am sure I won't like it or find it funny.

A brilliant one there!

Ur own view of what marriage entails is top notch I must say...

FeranmiPhoenix:
This stupid Ezenwae should stop this spamming and useless write up make thunder no strike am. Small thing e don dey write nonsense, na alert we dey wait for, no be your yeye write-ups. Have sense bro

Abobi no dey yarn dust with this ur useless comment..

Tell me what wrong he's done for keeping the beneficiaries informed on the latest updates from Npower...

He updates have been helpful..make I no lie

Me sef don receive my 30k for September p

na inside eba or fufu i dey wrapmy own before i swallow

i cant come and kee myself

[quote author=DisLifeSha post=107553551]painful I didn't register [/quote
Eyahhh!

You can register for next batch (batch D), Prolly when new registration commences by next year....

tonyson010:
Which state ??

NASARAWA STATE t