₦airaland Forum

Ayoade05:
"After work done" is kinda ambiguous

After the whole year work done, or after each month's work done?

drimzsmoke:
Sir,are you in any way related to Kyle XY

dododawa1:
Sucking pussycat and sucking peniscat is forbidden to us

Virus99:
Honestly things are so hard in this Nigeria now. Just imagine this morning one guy in my street was begging me to buy his cat, saying he needed money badly.. .
Well I told him that I don't need a cat ...infact that I don't even have any rat � in my house. He said he will bring rat in the evening

realtalk19:
I still dip bread inside tea

Davash222:
Ironing.

I'd prefer to sweep, wash, cut the grasses, dig 12 feet hole, cast 6 bags of cement than to iron 2 shirts.

richmond500:
Ironing, my mom used to buy these Indian kinda cloth, when i wanm iron am, ill spread it on the floor, e go just collect all the space, na so I go deh creep deh iron end to end

Ekejoestar:
U dey mind am

rastaLivity:
Of course. We would have saved it in a pot of pepper soup.
We don’t have humanity, how much more animality

ifytrik:
Clitocurency thins loading, next you will here stories like: fans gift liquorose range rover author biography, fans acquires a mansion in v I for liquorose, them nogo praise the Toto wey de do the magic o, na fans them go de attribute the praises to, pussy de suffer abeg

CaptainAyub:
Who no go dose off when he de hear "I want to ashua you, pight kwaraptian, pederal ganment"

NwaNimo1:
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ahnie:
Them full for bush nau...Lolz!
I learnt a bag of sachet water now goes for #200.

constance500:
Connected but no internet

When a lady tells you she likes you but can't return your love

So you can't browse

Gerrard59:
If you get married now, trust me; you'll regret it, no ifs or buts. It's not a curse, just simple mathematics. You will be forced to cater for two households, home and abroad (assuming she stays in Nigeria while you slug it out in the UAE) on limited income. Don't do anything agriculture if not Fulani Islamic terrorists disguising as herdsmen will destroy your crops and nothing will happen. I cannot overemphasise that aspect - DON'T DO AGRIBUSINESS IN NIGERIA. FULANI ISLAMIC TERRORISTS WILL RANSACK YOUR LANDS, SLAUGHTER YOUR EMPLOYEES LIKE SUYA AND GUESS WHAT? NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO THEM! Peradventure they don't, unscrupulous family relatives will plifer from the farm business. Thus, you're back to square one.

Start upgrading your skill set by looking for relevant skills which you can learn and are lucrative. Unless you can transfer your grades to a university in Europe, then it makes sense else you will have to start all over as an undergraduate. Think about the costs (three to four years program) and visa questions having a 27 year old going for BSc. I'm forced to recommend tech not because it's the in-thing but because it's egalitarian; it doesn't care about your grade, university attended ,the course of study and in some cases your age. If you can, pick up a tech language, dedicate time to it, get an entry role, hone your skill and set out to low cost European countries. Tech skills will have your stay in the UAE secured than low skilled jobs.

Don't put any money towards whatever land project (don't you read about the cost of cement?) or marriage (haven't you read about the cost of food items?). When most young people are trying to flee Nigeria, you are being told to return not as dual citizen but to build a house with less than $10K and get married.

ggood:
Ok Brother am not in Nasarawa am far away , I choose lafia I didn't choose that village, Brother clarify me on this , You know lafia have three Development Area which is Lafia Municipal, Lafia East and Lafia North , will the physical Verification take place in the Three Development Area or at
Secretariat Makurdii road. Please can we communicate with phone?



Thanks

ggood:
please I don't know my physical verification center they gave me one interior village in lafia Nasarawa State , tp to that place is 3400 to and fro and I will cross River , please where is my physical verification center , is it in my ppa or Secretariat , I choose lafia but they gave me inside village. Reply please

ggood:
please I don't know my physical verification center they gave me one interior village in lafia Nasarawa State , tp to that place is 3400 to and fro and I will cross River , please where is my physical verification center , is it in my ppa or Secretariat , I choose lafia but they gave me inside village. Reply please

mujibson:
I'd rather behave like a child than a grown idiot like you. You guys would come under people's thread and start spitting rubbish with shocking audacity and authority as if you're the alpha and omega of nairaland. Who tells you that everyone who learn skills are doing better than people seeking N-power opportunity? Who says the OP is not better than you in every meaningful things in life and still, wanting to benefit from N-power scheme?

If someone's post sounds childish to you then you can just ignore, keep mute or kill yourself instead yarning okoto meow all because you read and write.

ezenwaez:
Please if you have done biometrics you will be deployed

safesurfer:
same here bro.

j64real:
Pls has anyone been deployed in Nasarawa state?

MVLOX:
Please if you haven't been deployed even after doing your finger verification, please gather here....

MVLOX:
Please if you haven't been deployed even after doing your finger verification, please gather here....

ridwan006:
This is for my people

OFAIKGROUPS:
same here ooooo

[quote author=LadyRosa post=104280942]Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours. Those who don't like video games, hardly watch football matches or are simply in different about sports. The passionate ones likes to watch it indoors, if they must watch outside na only them go sit down one corner for chair like zombie.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.