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Celebrities / Re: "I Am Sorry For campaigning Naked For Tinubu" - Olaiya Igwe by ofeshe(m): 9:35am On Feb 06
Useless man

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Health / Re: Lady Shows Off Her Bare Chest After Cutting Off Her B00bs (pictures) by ofeshe(m): 10:27pm On Mar 16, 2022
Werin concern men with bress
Na towtow be the main tin
Education / Re: Hilarious letter From My Landlord by ofeshe(m): 7:45am On Nov 02, 2021
steve10:
I no fit laugh
150k for 2bedroom flat
Una dey enjoy o
Family / Re: A Spirit Is Loving Me, I Need Help. by ofeshe(m): 3:06pm On Sep 03, 2021
Demigod22:
I was my grandma's favorite child before her death last year. Since her death I am the only one seeing her in my dream. She always visit with gifts and bunch of money and always advising me to be strong.

Since her death I don't go to her house again, last time she visited me in my dream complaining how I don't visit her house again, she said she came to stay with me in school, after her death, with multiple dreams of her giving me money, to some extent I started having small pocket money in school.

Last time I dreamt, I was frying sweet potatoes and she came to give me money. Sometimes, in my dream, she will call me to her room and gave me bunch of money to count, immediately I finished counting the money, she will smile and disappear before I return the money to her. She is always coming to give me money and gifts in one way or the other, she is always complaining that because she died that is why I am hungry that I shouldn't worry.

In the whole family, I am the only one seeing her in my dream since her death, sometimes I get really scared. Can grandma love her grandchild even till death? Can anyone explain these things happening to me? Could it be spiritual love? Please I need explanation.
you fit spend the money?
Education / Re: Abia State University Demands N15,000 "Pandemic Prevention Fee" From Students by ofeshe(m): 9:49pm On Nov 05, 2020
This igbo people and their dubious way of extorting people

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Romance / Re: Once I Sleep With A Guy, His Destiny Becomes Wretched”, Slay Queen Boast by ofeshe(m): 4:44pm On Aug 07, 2019
Despite sleeping with them and claiming their destinies she is still poor abi na only people with poor destiny she dey sleep with?

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Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Announces Relationship With Larry Gaaga. See Pics by ofeshe(m): 4:37pm On Aug 07, 2019
We will be here when the ship will sink and leave the relation
Phones / Re: New Mtn Cheat: 20gb On Mtn Mymtn Official App (discovered This Evening) by ofeshe(m): 4:23pm On Aug 07, 2019
Gilthunder:


Cheat have been blocked bro... you can still get 500MB per new sim sha.

And yes, 3G/4G enabled
Still working gave 4 person 1GB each today
Phones / Re: New Mtn Cheat: 20gb On Mtn Mymtn Official App (discovered This Evening) by ofeshe(m): 7:47am On Aug 04, 2019
Can it work on a 3G sim
Phones / Re: How To Add More Fonts To Infinix Devices by ofeshe(m): 10:48am On Jun 30, 2019
Am not seeing it on my font option
Pls help
Religion / Re: A Girl Offered All Of Her First Salary To A Priest. See What He Did With It. by ofeshe(m): 4:20pm On Jul 28, 2018
Wow!
What an inspiring word from the priest himself
Proud catholic
Sports / Re: Ozil Announces International Retirement Due To 'racism And Disrespect' by ofeshe(m): 10:23pm On Jul 22, 2018
Germans are chronic racist Boateng is next
West germany my a***
Health / Re: . by ofeshe(m): 11:24am On Jul 22, 2018
They don't do anything to their d
U know they dont wear pant or boxers from a very early age so that gives room for their bulala to grow as big and long as it is. U can start to nuture urs by sleeping without pant or boxers. Thank me later

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Romance / Re: How To Decode or make Any Woman Of Your Choice To Love You [img] by ofeshe(m): 3:43pm On May 24, 2018
OP you bad gooooan
Na you go run for ya life by the time up to 5 girls starts calling you and seeking for your attention by then ur lies will grow wings��
Romance / Re: Which Of This Is The Best (18+ Only) by ofeshe(m): 10:13am On May 24, 2018
Bro you don't need any of this
Just do kegal exercise and you are good to go
Just google kegal exercise and see a video of it and see the benefits also eat friuts and sleep very well. Try the kegal exercise for at least a week before u meet
Make sure u come and thank me
Politics / Re: Destitute White Man Sleeping In The Street At Muri Okunola Park VI Lagos by ofeshe(m): 9:50am On May 24, 2018
because na white man u want heaven to fall
Mumu
Who cares

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Romance / Re: How To Start Touching Her Boobs And Ass And Sex Her by ofeshe(m): 5:24pm On May 13, 2018
soupandeba:
Hey guys, there's this babe I want to kpansh in my area. We are friends and she knows I'm a bad guy (babes kpanshing). Sometimes by 11 at night i dey go her room. How do I initiate the touching of her ass and breast?

Note: I have touched everywhere except her ass and breast. I can touch her bare thighs, neck and all that but don't know how to fire down.

Any one good with this?? Thanks
And you call yasef bad guy
Abeg clear road
U still dey learn
Phones / Re: Samsung Told Me The Phone I Bought From Jumia Is A Fake China Device – Angry Man by ofeshe(m): 4:43pm On May 13, 2018
Jumia can sell fake things
I will never forget the BAT HEADPHONE i bought

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija : CeeC Is Nigeria's Most Bitter Woman According To Google Search by ofeshe(m): 2:22pm On Apr 22, 2018
Most popular among the housemates and that will make her win the cash prize
Politics / Re: Result Of Buhari Vs Chicken Vote On Twitter. Beautiful Chicken Won by ofeshe(m): 5:42pm On Apr 21, 2018
grin

Romance / Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by ofeshe(m): 4:55pm On Apr 21, 2018
FaroukM:
Don't worry... A better guy awaits you... Be patient and prayerfully
She go wait tire
Which prayer again when she already have a d1ck lashin her steady. U cant eat ur cake and have it again. Jah is watching everything
Let the lashin d1ck put a ring on it.
Romance / Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by ofeshe(m): 4:36pm On Apr 21, 2018
agbonkamen:
No there is a dick called "All in one" this type is for pussy wide or narrow grin
Shey na ballon that u can blow it to any size of ur choice. Anyway let her kontinue issit ma puna
Romance / Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Non-virgin Lady!my Bitter Experience! A Must Read? by ofeshe(m): 10:18pm On Apr 20, 2018
Always its their uncle that disvirgin them
Chei this uncle shaaa dey enjoy oooo

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Romance / Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by ofeshe(m): 10:07pm On Apr 20, 2018
agbonkamen:
Make sure the latter dick is bigger than the former if you must cheat by paying back grin
You kontinue cheating with biga and biga casava until u will meet yam size

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Romance / Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by ofeshe(m): 9:56pm On Apr 20, 2018
She is not even beautiful which man will agree to cheat with her sef mmmttchewww
After sharing the puna now i telling potential hubby that u belong to team no lashing
Wetin d oda ones been dey lash since abi na anus

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Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Reacts To Buhari's "Nigerian Youths Are Lazy" Comment by ofeshe(m): 8:56pm On Apr 20, 2018
grin
Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Reacts To Buhari's "Nigerian Youths Are Lazy" Comment by ofeshe(m): 8:55pm On Apr 20, 2018
sweetrace:
All these politicians trying to tell the public what they want to hear. Nigerian youths are extremely lazy. Silverbird owned by Bruce is a perfect example of their laziness. I haven't been to a cinema with toilets as dirty as the ones in the galleria. You can smell the toilets from the corridor. Meanwhile a number of youths are employed to keep these clean. Youths who are most often gisting.

Yahoo boys�� slay queens and kings��blackmailers are all examples of laziness. There are no jobs is the usual cry. But the truth is that there are so many jobs. Our slay queens and kings just think these jobs are beneath them. They want instafame and instamoney.

Our slay kings won't work on farms. Their grandfathers have land in the village that is overrun by weeds simply because no one will touch them. Farming isn't a white collar job.

They pile up in one room in Lagos looking for one dubious opportunity that will require NO effort.

They are respectful when they smell
money. They spend the day grumbling and mocking. Our kings and queens o�� kindly create jobs o. They refuse. They have first degrees. Some not all. They forget that a degree is supposed to open your mind. As in change the quality of your mind. Make it better so that you can be a responsible and productive member of society.

Hanty u re talking rubbish
How many percent of educated youths make up the slay mama and king u cited as an example? Most of the insta whatever u blabbling about are mostly students still hustling in one way or the other to make ends meet. The idiot man insulted u and i and all u cud do is to use ur hard earn data to come online to defend him. Ur mumu never do abi
Phones / Re: MTN Just Gave 11.7 Gigabyte. by ofeshe(m): 2:50pm On Apr 19, 2018
moststylish:
thats becos u streamed pornhub
grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How A Young Man Lost A Job Opportunity by ofeshe(m): 2:37pm On Apr 19, 2018
emmyclassic:
Most of you are just wrong including the OP. In civilised clime, you send a message or mail as a recruiter to an applicant requesting to know the best time you can call for an interview.

Most HR personnel in this country are mad including the OP. You just don't start calling people at any time for a phone interview not considering the fact the person might be in the market or a very noisy place.

Thats what you get when you re in a country like this
Where a job with one small stipend ll be so competitive to the extent that oga at the top must certify you. See wen i was looking for job my God father told me that i shud not give any HR the opportunity of screening me out because there re so many peeps looking for that same opportunity u seek.

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