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been using my LG optimus pro G for years now one sim any LG fone that is 2sim is fake the remote control is superb i use my fone to control all electronics including AC no matter the brand i even change channels on certain decorders in public places

saaedlee:
Hi Romancelanders,

I don't intend to bore you with my bio n stuffs, just straight to the point. I attend a church and belong to the Security Unit; Altar Sector precisely (those guys that stand n face the church with radios plugged to their ears from beginning till the end of service). Because of my appealing face, I'm always chosen to be in front which is very close to the choir stand.

However, I have this lady in the choir, she's married but childless, we started speaking some weeks ago. We happen to start speaking one Wednesday when I had to drop her after service.

Fast forward, she calls daily and stuff, I got to know that the husband is impotent and she's the one that got him his job. Deep down in me, I do not want anything to do with her, but she's always calling and asking for dinner at her place or mine. I recently (today)also got to find out that the husband has been out of the country for 4 months now.

f***k her brains out
she likes you
if u don't do it another dude ll do it asap

have said this times without number that nigerian graduates are not employable

Ogbeni shey 3rd nobi result nii. Abeg park well sidon dia dey wail on top ur 2.1 no go find connect

pesty100:
I have tried plenty of apps in my bid to hide my p0rn stash. Have tried applock, netquin security, audio app lock, many i can't really remember but then my search has ended because I found my vault... Its name? Gallery vault. Guy I'd be glad to know if there is any other good app am missing in the file hiding business.

Leo Privacy is the best

Am disappointed in don jazzy...lost my respect for him after the last headies award.

wisdomguy4u:
I have been dating this lady for a while now, and everything seem to be going well . i even planned on getting married to her.

Yesterday, i asked her for her phone so i can transfer some pictures to my phone . After transferring the pictures , i innocently decided to go into her video clips to see what she got there.... to my greatest surprise i was welcomed by assorted porn videos . i never thought a lady would keep such on her phone.

when i asked what she is doing with the porn videos; she denied that she never knew the videos were there thoughtless of ever watching them. she claim she is in some whatsapp group , and she thinks some members must have posted the videos on the group and they automatically downloaded into her phone without her notice .....

this had got me really thinking....

can you go ahead and marry a girl if you get to found out that she is a porn addict ?

Abegi because u saw porn vids on her fone u won't marry her again and that makes her an addict. Enuf of dis kind trash frm guys. Many guys think they are doing the lady favour by marrying her my brother thats the beginning of ur divorce story because the day she founds out she will start cheating on u.

olumedinat:
So sorry i'm replyin late; No 68 General Bayowa Street along New Royal Bird Hotel, Alagbaka Akure. Yet to obtain mine cos i went there with #1,500

Its still 1500....any command selling above that shud be reported immediately

Airforce1:
Nice settings



Rejoice with me guys..
today mark the 7th month i stopped doing drugs.
I'm a better guy now living a cool and happy life without drugs.

Did u try oshogbo weed if not u wud have been celebrating the opposite

lola024:
When you’re pals with a real hottie, it’s hard not to think about how to have sex with a friend. So for all you pervy naughty ones out there who want to have sex with a friend, here’s your baby step into the world of sex buddies.

Seriously, who hasn’t met a friend who’s sexy and all that?
And how many of us haven’t wondered how to have sex with a friend?
It feels so good to be bad. It feels even better to cross that boundary and play dirty, doesn’t it?
Life in the fast lane couldn’t get any faster in these days of fast love and raging hormones.
It’s hard to get over the blues of being single especially when everyone around is either madly in love, or physically in love.
If lovers can do it, why not friends? After all, friends do share everything lovers share, other than physical intimacy, right?

Sex with a friend
You can turn to a friend to cheer you up, and hang out together to cure those boredom butt pains. As always.
A friend can really help cheer you up in more ways than just a shoulder to cry on. If this friend is of the opposite sex and looks hot, that is.

In these days of sexual relationships and one night stands, friendships too seem to dig in for a stake of lust and carnal desires. Sex, to be precise. A hug between two friends can lead to heavy petting and a drink can show you the direction to your friend’s bedroom, with a finale of lustful lovemaking.

Why have sex with a friend?
If your friend is charming or really good looking, what are the odds that you are not going to want to have sex with a friend? Oh yeah, I seem to have forgotten the ‘fact’ that friends are out of bounds. Is that what you’re trying to say? You know what, take that phony excuse and stick it up your rear end!

Now don’t tell me that you’ve never wondered about how to have sex with a friend or fantasized about a sizzling friend as a hot lay, or hoped for a drunken snog at least once.

Having sex with a friend – A sex buddy
A sex buddy is someone you know as a friend, and is physically attractive and physically attracted to you. It doesn’t end there though, a sex buddy is one who shares uninhibited physical intimacy with you, with no strings attached! If this is news to you, take those goody goody glasses off your face and take a good look at the pair gyrating in the club, and try keeping a count on the number of partners that are being swapped in a night, at least on the dance floor!

Sex buddies have always existed over the years but until a few years ago, it was an immoral and hushed affair. Friends have always had sex with friends, but it’s not really something people readily talk about in the open.

But recently, with the boom in 24/7 calls from work and work shifts at hours that run late into the night, the prospect of friends just hoping to have sex with a friend or friends just rubbing the shoulders is passé! These days, it’s not taboo or unusual to have sex with a friend, after work or a party. If one night stands can be morally legal amongst us, why not having sex with a friend? Anyways, they’re here to stay, whether you like it or not.

YOU DON"T WANNA MISS How to Kiss a Friend and Get Away with It

Phone calls and sex with a friend
A booty call is that ‘special’ call that is made with the sole intention of having sex, with the person being contacted. And this person is usually a single attractive friend of the opposite sex, who is bored, and craving for some sort of fun to wind a boring day. Or perhaps, they too just want to have sex with a friend. A booty call is usually made at night, or after consuming alcohol.

A booty call might be the telephonic version of a one night stand, but it’s a lot better in more ways than one. Here, you don’t have to worry about waking up in bed with an ugly slob as you already know what your hot friend looks like, and the chances of getting an STD is relatively less, though it cannot be eliminated.

Now that you’re all warmed up with the lingo, it’s time to ask yourself if you want to have sex with a friend. And if you do want that, it’s time to take the next baby step into the land of sex buddies.

Do you wanna learn or know more?..... join my room now.... Moral24

Just gone tru ur profile And all u post is sex sex sex.
Keep it up

Primary school

murphybo:
Please where can I get the form in Kano u can hint me on 08052386020 in Kano and interested pls tnx

Let me flash u with my wasap number
It ends with 489

Wetin concern me....na how to make money now dey my mind.

Onyemadonald:
The Federal Government has agreed to ban unqualified and unregistered teachers from classrooms nationwide, the Registrar/Chief Executive of Teachers Registration Council ofNigeria, Prof. Josiah Ajiboye, has said.According to him, the government will not consider teachers without registration certificates and TRCN licence for its 500,000 teachers’ recruitment scheme.

He stated that already, the decision had beenjointly endorsed by President Muhammadu Buhari; the Minister of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu and Minister of State for Education, Prof. Anthony Anwukah. Ajiboye said this on Wednesday in Abuja during the 10th Education Conference organised by the National Association of Proprietors of Private Schools, with the theme, “Improving Education standards and emulating the global perspective and practices.”

He said, “Presently, it has been accepted by the Federal Government; the President, and ministers of education have agreed that no one again that is not qualified and is not registered with the TRCN will stand and teachin our classrooms.“I can assure you that no one will be employedas a teacher by the Federal Government without licence and registration certificate.
We are calling on all teachers to register, if you know yourself and you refer to yourself as a professional teacher, you must be registered with the TRCN. You must carry ourcertificate and our licence. “At the last induction ceremony that was conducted last week in OAU (Obafemi AwolowoUniversity), Ile-Ife, six professors registered with the TRCN and 14 other academics were also inducted into the teaching profession.
”While calling on teachers both in public and private schools to ensure they were duly registered and licensed by the TRCN, Ajiboye said the Kaduna State Government, had directed its teachers to obtain their licences and registration certificates before they could be promoted.He said, “Teachers in private schools are also expected to be registered and licensed by theTRCN.

According to the law establishing the council we are the ones who can talk about whois a teacher in this country.“Currently, teachers in private schools are responding to TRCN’s call for them to register. Now we are in the level of persuasionwhen we move beyond this level we will go to the enforcement of the law.”The President of NAPPS, Dr. Sally Adukwu-Bolujoko, called on the Federal Government toinvest 50 per cent of the budget in education every year for the next 20 years to revamp public schools. He added, “From 2012 to date, all the budgetsin education have just been about 11 per cent, whereas you know that UNESCO’s benchmark for developing country is 26 per cent. Countries like Senegal and Ivory Coast have started to give more than 26 per cent. With our large population, and the biggest economyin Africa, we have not reached half the mark of UNESCO.

“The state of our public schools is appalling. Itis not a place where value is given. It is a placewhere the values children acquire from good homes get eroded. We are asking that as a matter of strategy, focus on education by funding it and having the political will to driveand to monitor our money till it delivers results.“We are bothered that the Nigerian child’s education is poor, under the threes, dilapidated houses, sitting on bricks and on the floor. Every child should be captured in school. No longer should a Nigerian child be at home or hawking when others are in school.”


http://katsinapost.com/2016/11/24/n-power-fg-to-disqualify-those-without-teaching-qualifications/

Useless country with foolish ideas. This is mass unemployment they want to cause.
Most good teachers knw natin abt teaching before they started cos of lack of jojobs

Davash222:
Op I totally disagree with you.
1. Money

2. Money

3. Money

4. Money

5. More Money.

Egbon ur head dey dia
Atewo!

Gmail is a domain name while email is the service. More examples of domain names are yahoomail, hotmail, Microsoft outlook or office365, also companies and banks tend to adopt their names as domain name as well.

Someone's phone is non of my biz but i can giv u mine to peruse as long as u want so far calls aint coming in. A woman ones demanded for my fone that she is bored she wants to play game, told her i had just snocker and NBA live and she can't play such game but she insisted after like 10mins she returned the fone looking inquisitive that why don't i have dose kind videos in my fone and i was thinking comedy but she replied that she has watched all the comedy videos i hav that she mean dose other kind of video den i realise she wanna watch mojo

So there are people in this country that still votes APC chei!

Can't believe this post is coming from a female....
So una know una sef

First 200k will teach in primary schools, farms and state Ministries. So if u aint Selected yet no panic. The last 300k ll be more juicy

arizona20:
Please when is the next recruitment

Form is still on sale in kano state command dnt knw for other states

Thought you all said its a scam?

Benue bro and sis i can assist you on any challenge as far as kano is concern from accommodation to nice PPA were u won't touch a dime of ur FG allawee unless u want to be visiting shoprite every month end but dnt want to drop my digit here. Just drop ur email and we communicate. Quote me

Odoemacyril:
greeting all,. I am cyril by name,. graduated from Futo, department of prosthesis and orthosis,.
it not as if kano is bad or I won't survive but I want a place were I will b retained after sevice,. since I graduated I have being working with a federal hospital in calabar CRS wish and they have being working hard to build a unit in the hospital base on my field now Nysc is sending me out,. for those already serving there and those that live there what your advice for me,. any Federal hospital with a well & full time functioning orthopaedic and trauma department?
what will it take to be deployed to CRS?
how secure is the state?
how can you grade job opportunity and standard of living?
and please if there is any Whatapp group for kano2016 batch b, plz add me 08063508519,.
thanks in advance and love you all

Am not a health practitioner but i know
Ur field will be welcomed at amino kano teaching hospital AKTH and several other hospitals if u can arrange ur PPA there. Kano aint bad at all never regretted my being here. Standard of living is ok except u want to live a flamboyant life.

Y'all saying poo
What if badluck is from her village?
What if badluck is part of her lineage?
Locked knee or not if the man doesn't work hard he will remain on the other side of life. I don't believe in women bringing goodluck to a man blah blah moreover its not her fault. Once dated a girl with locked knees she is in the US now doing her masters infact she challenged me to secure my first job because of her words of encouragement and prayers. Locked knee girls are the best in the other room

CentaurXV:
Lol. We all know we guys don't have gfs
We have main chicks
Side chicks
Spare chicks
Even Emergency chicks

You nailed it man
"new word" Emergency chick