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mosdii:
Stop now

Thank you...

The Governor of Kaduna State, Malam Nasir El-Rufai, has approved the appointment of Alhaji Ahmed Nuhu Bamalli as the 19th Emir of Zazzau. He succeeds HRH Alh. (Dr.) Shehu Idris who died on Sunday, 20th September 2020 after reigning for 45 years. Alh. Bamalli is the first emir from the Mallawa ruling house in 100 years, following the demise in 1920 of his grandfather, Emir Dan Sidi.

Until his appointment as Emir of Zazzau, Alh. Ahmed Nuhu Bamalli held the title of Magajin Garin Zazzau and served as Nigeria’s ambassador to Thailand, with concurrent accreditation to Myanmar. He has been a permanent commissioner in the Kaduna State Independent Electoral Commission in 2015. He has worked in banking and as Executive Director and later acting Managing Director of the Nigerian Security Printing and Minting Corporation. He was a staff of the Abuja Metropolitan Management Agency before a stint as head of Human Resources at MTel, the mobile communications arm of the old Nigerian Telecommunications Limited (NITEL).

Read more... https://www.anyigbaleft.com.ng/2020/10/just-in-ahmed-nuhu-bamalli-emerges-new.html

Masonkaycares:
Coming online to announce that you ain't gonna Simp for any woman just shows the simpfullness in you. Why can't you keep your shii to yourself? Who cares about you dumping?. I bet you've never met the woman that will make you doodle.

No be lie..

Xavfra:
As a man never fear to lose any girl ....

have abundance mentality.

more oil to your brain

mosdii:
As a guy, you don't owe any girl any good deed at all.
You're not her father.
You're not father Christmas

Oh no i have turn myself to father christmas all this years

SMH...

Fatima, daughter of former Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) chairman, Nubu Ribadu, has begged those offended by her wedding dress for forgiveness.

She got married to Aliyu, son of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar at the weekend in Abuja.

Her dress generated a stir among Muslims on social media who lambasted her for exposing her body.

In a statement on Tuesday, she however said the colour of the dress was the same as her skin, which she said might have made people think she exposed her body.

She said: “I cannot expose my skin. My wedding dress has the same colour with that of my skin, but I still apologize to my friends and family who don’t like what happened and I hope to learn from this.”

Deji slams - Naira Marley, says “Only Nigerians can save themselves

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@solaadio; Lol! There is no advice here. Marriage to her is just a poverty alleviation program (PAP). The dangerous thing about marrying this kind of women is that they will drop you like it's hot for a richer man or when they have siphoned enough money from you. She needs to know God first.

@Oluomoofderby; One of the biggest decisions we’re all going to make in our lives is choosing the person we marry.

No situation is permanent in life and your 40+ man can get broke as well.

Are you going to divorce him once he goes broke?

Aunty you don’t love your man but you love money.

@Adonisee; Have the 28+ discussed marriage with you? Are you in his plans for the future?

@Nairalander your contribution is important.

If yes , then respectfully decline 40+ offer since you love your man.

The management of Kwara State University has said the institution will reopen for the commencement of academic activities on Monday, October 12, 2020.

A statement by the acting Registrar of the institution, Mohammed Shuaib, said carryover examination for 100 and 200 level students would hold from October 12 to October 17.

He said examinations for 100 and 200 level students would hold between October 19 and 31.

According to him, students in 300, 400 and 500 levels will resume on Saturday, October 31, 2020 and start their exams from November 2 to 14, 2020.

“All members of staff and students are expected to comply with the precautionary measures put in place to guide against COVID-19 pandemic”, Shuaib added.

Meanwhile, the Kwara State Government has warned all tertiary institutions in the state against increment in fees under any guise.

The Commissioner for Tertiary Education, Science and Technology, Hajiya Sa’adatu Modibbo-Kawu, gave the warning at a stakeholders’ meeting and training on awareness and sensitisation on safe reopening of institutions in Kwara State.

FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC IDAH REOPEN'S FOR ACADEMIC ACTIVITIES ON 10TH,OCT,2020. LECTURE'S BEGIN'S ON 12TH OCT, 2020.

Attached, is the resumption update from one of the lecturer from Business Admin Department.
culled from facebook.com/ Otache Innocent.

fuckingAyaya:
No jump fence for person wey no fit cross gutter for you, that's my 1cent because life no balance

WORD....

chatinent:
I just have one thing to say.


A no sex relationship does it well.

Relationship is a scammm.
Ladies can pretend to be with you in no sex relationship which was her opinion while bestie will be banging her and you will be the one paying her bills. smh... reationship is bleeped

WrittyWritter:
How did he struggle to win it..I'm sure if that gofundme was for laycon the money will be double or even triple..like if u agree with me
She left the house like 4 weeks ago or so Laycon just came out a week ago..did he tell u he has not been receiving endorsement..mtcheeeww
I really don't like people comparing laycon and Erica together.

Exactly

Zzor:
do you have to play along,it was fun to you dating two sisters, hmm you could have simply rejected the offer which was the right thing to do. You are innocently dangerous

ICONIC MUSING.... innocently dangerous, CRACK ME UP

genii96:
Yet aren't women the ones who masturbate with bananas, cucumbers, dildos, vibrators, bottles and the like?


Kinda hypocritical don't ya think?

help me tell them ooo

no be lie...

Apt!, a word is enough for the wise... Thanks a heap

see them

Abdulrahman1987:
In the following Qur'an verses, Allah reveals to us that he is the "best deceiver".


Qur'an 3:54


Arabic: ومكروا ومكر الله والله خير الماكرين


Transliteration: Wamakaroo wamakara Allahu waAllahu khayru almakireena


Literal: And they cheated/deceived and God cheated/deceived, and God (is) the best (of) the cheaters/deceivers.


Qur'an Text/Transliteration 3:54


Qur'an 7:99


Arabic: افامنوا مكر الله فلايامن مكر الله الا القوم الخاسرون


Transliteration: Afaaminoo makra Allahi fala ya/manu makra Allahi illa alqawmu alkhasiroona


Literal: Did they secure God's scheme/deceit ? So no(one) trusts God's scheme/deceit except the nation the losers.


Qur'an Text/Transliteration 7:99



Qur'an 8:30


Arabic: واذ يمكر بك الذين كفروا ليثبتوك او يقتلوك او يخرجوك ويمكرون ويمكر الله والله خير الماكرين


Transliteration: Wa-ith yamkuru bika allatheena kafaroo liyuthbitooka aw yaqtulooka aw yukhrijooka wayamkuroona wayamkuru Allahu waAllahu khayru almakireena


Literal: And when those who disbelieved deceive/scheme at you to affix/affirm you, or kill you, or bring you out, and they scheme/deceive , and God deceives/schemes and God (is) best (of) the deceivers/schemers.


Qur'an Text/Transliteration 8:30



Qur'an 10:21

Arabic: واذا اذقنا الناس رحمة من بعد ضراء مستهم اذا لهم مكر في اياتنا قل الله اسرع مكرا ان رسلنا يكتبون ماتمكرون


Transliteration: Wa-itha athaqna alnnasa rahmatan min baAAdi darraa massat-hum itha lahum makrun fee ayatina quli Allahu asraAAu makran inna rusulana yaktuboona ma tamkuroona


Literal: And if We made the people taste/experience mercy from after calamity/disastrous distress touched them, then for them (is) cheatery/deceit/schemes in Our verses/evidences . Say: "God (is) quicker/faster (in) cunning/scheming , that Our messengers write what you cheat/ deceive/scheme."


Qur'an Text/Transliteration 10:21



Qur'an 13:42


Arabic: وقد مكر الذين من قبلهم فلله المكر جميعا يعلم ماتكسب كل نفس وسيعلم الكفار لمن عقبى الدار


Transliteration: Waqad makara allatheena min qablihim falillahi almakru jameeAAan yaAAlamu ma taksibu kullu nafsin wasayaAAlamu alkuffaru liman AAuqba alddari


Literal: And those from before them had cheated/deceived/schemed, so to God (is) all the cheatery/deceit/scheme. He knows what every self gains/acquires , and the disbelievers will know to whom (is) the house's/home's end/turn (result).
Qur'an Text/Transliteration 13:42

May Almight Allah perfect our affairs. Jumma'at Mabruh my brother

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shut tha Bleep

1. Wear something easy to remove, comfortable and sexy. Make the work of your partner easy to peel off your clothes to reveal your sexy body. Yummy lingerie, loose boxer. Sleep naked for best results
2. Brush your teeth to encourage kissing
3. Don't carry work to bed
4. Minimize the use of phones or laptops, switch them off or put them on silent mode. Your partner needs attention, the bedroom is sacred
5. Move the baby to a separate room when the baby is of age. The child might have been conceived in the bedroom but is not meant to live in your bedroom that is an exclusive island for two
6. Man have that one spot besides her lips you kiss each night; whether it's her forehead, fingers, shoulders, back or ass. Woman, stroke him with your gentle touch, your fingers speaking love
7. Make a habit of praising each other's body, it makes you both comfortable and relax. Talk those bedroom matters
8. Pray together before you sleep, and when you wake up
9. Apologize and forgive if any wrong was done during the day. Don't sleep with a grudge or anger
10. Read your partner's body language. If you or your partner desires to make love, then rise to the occasion or wet up to the occasion; whether night or morning glory.
11. Have pillow talks, open your heart and lips and talk intimate stuff. Say how you feel; are you troubled, grateful, broken?
12. Cuddle up when you feel sleep is fast approaching, drown into sleep as your bodies intertwine.
13. Tell each other how much you mean to each other. Your partner never gets enough of your affirmation.
14. In case one of you farts, laugh about it (some farts are unstoppable)
15. Cover your partner in case you wake up in the middle of the night and find your partner outside the duvet/ blanket
16. Kiss your partner when you come back from peeing in the middle of the night.
17. Hold your partner close and pray when your partner wakes up terrified by a nightmare.
18. Give a goodnight and good morning kiss.
19. Spend some few minutes of love in bed even when the alarm wakes you up.
20. Carry the love you have for each other even when you leave the bed.
May you not fail in marriage.
Work hard on your marriage ,it is only on earth here you can enjoy it.
Marriage is not spiritual but physical, stop deceiving yourself

2dice01:
5. Just impregnate a prettier girl

The relationship will be stronger than ever

That pretty girl father will come after you for destroying her daughter career.

chatinent:
Whatever happened to being single.

Being single is kinda boring. To an extent people will think you are impotent. Get yourself a girl friend and bound with her. No sex ooo

[color=#006600][/color]1. Being the first one to say "I love you," is pretty scary. many of us won't say it until we're told it first. "But it’s the most antiquated move in the playbook," . "It is one of the greatest hinderances to us moving in the direction we so badly want to take ourselves." If your partner really is "The One," they will not only "value your initiation, humility, and sincerity" but will be excited at the possibilities of a deeper and more loving relationship. "Everyone wants to be with someone who makes their feelings known because it provides clarity, security, and reassurance. So if you think your partner is the one for you, don't be scared to be that for them.

2. This applies to those in long-distance relationships. If you're in an LDR and you really believe in your heart that your partner is "The One," make that move., "You can always move right on back." This may feel risky and "sound insane" to many, but according to me sammy , "this will save you the insanity of a relationship built on vacation mode, escapism, and the idealism and fantastical thinking of 'when we’re finally together.'" Just think, you can be in a relationship with someone who's physically close to you and you can still feel their presence lacking. "You may as well see if a life together works or if it only works from a distance,"

3. Ask For What You Want “The One” will want to be able to give you everything you want and need, , Relationship. So don't beat around the bush. If you want something in your relationship to make you feel more safe or satisfied, let your partner know. "Risk being seen and be clear about what it is you want, no matter how awkward it may feel," she says. "Help them to help you."

4. Be Silly And Showcase Your True Self
You may want your relationship to get to a serious place, but you shouldn't be afraid to act silly and have fun in the early stages. "Take the risk ... to do something cute for your partner,""Surprises can seem corny, but do it!" One of the best ways to keep your relationship satisfying long-term is to laugh with your partner. So don't be afraid to let your silly side shine. If it's really meant to be, your sense of humor will be compatible.

5. let someone complete the remaining one

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T9ksy:
Just break up the country, jo.

If, after 60years of co-exiting as a country, unity of purpose still eludes us then I can't see the point, we continue going down this route to nowhere.

We are just perambulating.

My opinion on *INDEPENDENCE*

We must change our lawless habits, our attitude to public office and public trust.

We must change our unruly behavior in
schools, hospitals, market places, motor parks, on the roads, in homes and offices.

To bring about change, we must change ourselves by being law-abiding citizens,”

licking your ear why making out will take you to cloud9 . it was a nice experience